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Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
- Untradable
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
- Untradable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
- Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- Gift from: Gourou
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Steam Purchase
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Untradable
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Steam Purchase
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Gifted
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Gift from: [CBC] RedDeadEd [FuG]
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Steam Purchase
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Untradable
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Gifted
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
- Gift from: Asaron
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Gifted
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- Gift from: -SNiGS- Uber_Hobo
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
- Untradable
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Steam Purchase
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Steam Purchase
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
- Untradable
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
- Untradable
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Untradable
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
- Untradable
The Beta Pocket Rocket Launcher 2
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +15% ÜberCharge rate for the medic healing you
This effect does not work in the respawn room - On Hit: -10 health
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Gifted
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Gift from: RandomGamer342
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
- Untradable
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Steam Purchase
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
- Untradable
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Steam Purchase
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Beta Split Equalizer 1
Level 10 Pickaxe - Steam Purchase
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Beta Split Equalizer 2
Level 10 Pickaxe - Steam Purchase
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Steam Purchase
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Untradable
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Gifted
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- Gift from: Sylver
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Steam Purchase
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
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The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Steam Purchase
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Steam Purchase
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Steam Purchase
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
- Untradable
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe - Steam Purchase
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Untradable
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Steam Purchase
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
- Untradable
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Steam Purchase
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Gifted
- +20% damage bonus
- Gift from: DahNiggo
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Steam Purchase
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Gifted
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Gift from: Half-Alive 3
The Beta Quick-Fix
Level 5 Medi Gun - Steam Purchase
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +40% ÜberCharge rate
- Untradable
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Gifted
- Gift from: SC
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Steam Purchase
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
- Untradable
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Gifted
- +20% damage bonus
- Gift from: Infi^
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Steam Purchase
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
- +50% faster firing speed
- Gift from: .Vandy
- -60% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Steam Purchase
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
- Untradable
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Steam Purchase
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Steam Purchase
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Steam Purchase
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Steam Purchase
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Steam Purchase
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Untradable
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Gifted
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- Gift from: Yurka
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
- Untradable
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Gifted
- Crits on headshot
- Gift from: Tomer
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Gifted
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- Gift from: The comrade☤(★)
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Achievement
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Untradable
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
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