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Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
  • Untradable
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Steam Purchase
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Max's Severed Head
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Steam Purchase
Left 4 You.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Steam Purchase
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Steam Purchase
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Steam Purchase
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Steam Purchase
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Steam Purchase
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Steam Purchase
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Steam Purchase
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Steam Purchase
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Steam Purchase
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Steam Purchase
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Steam Purchase
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Steam Purchase
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Steam Purchase
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Steam Purchase
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Steam Purchase
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Steam Purchase
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Steam Purchase
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Steam Purchase
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Steam Purchase
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
  • Untradable
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Steam Purchase
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Untradable
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Steam Purchase
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Steam Purchase
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Untradable
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
  • Untradable
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Steam Purchase
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
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The Beta Quick-Fix
Level 5 Medi Gun - Steam Purchase
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +40% ÜberCharge rate
  • Untradable
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Steam Purchase
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Untradable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Steam Purchase
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Untradable
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Steam Purchase
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
  • Untradable
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe - Steam Purchase
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Steam Purchase
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Untradable
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Steam Purchase
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
  • Untradable
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Steam Purchase
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Untradable