All
Demoman
Item statistics
| Action | 34 |
|---|---|
| Building | 6 |
| Hats | 306 |
| Misc | 511 |
| Other | 292 |
| Pda | 10 |
| Weapons | 300 |
| Total | 1459 |
Store costs
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 5466.87 | 9.85 |
| EUR | €2430.62 | €4.38 |
| GBP | £2227.42 | £4.01 |
| RUB | 96756.0 | 174.34 |
| USD | $3230.47 | $5.82 |
Most expensive
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The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Store price: $4.99
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Store price: $4.99
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Styles: Ghastlier, Ghastly, Ghostly
- Untradable
The Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1-100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
but just as round on top.
Store price: $4.99
Professional's Panama
Level 1-100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Store price: $4.99
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Store price: $9.99
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 1-100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Store price: $4.99
Camera Beard
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Store price: $4.99
Bonk Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Store price: $4.99
The Emperor's Assortment
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get all eight items.
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:
The Manno-Technology Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
When will it be the future? Right now! See for yourself with these eight items:
Store price: $19.99
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Store price: $4.99
Stainless Pot
Level 1-100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Also heats soup.
Store price: $4.99
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1-100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Store price: $4.99
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 1-100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Store price: $4.99
Officer's Ushanka
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Store price: $4.99
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
The Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Store price: $9.99
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
Naughty Winter Crate 2012
Level 12
This crate's contents are unknown.
Only Naughty Keys fit the lock.
Some, but not all, of the items in this crate are Strange...
After 01/03/2013 this crate will disappear.
Only Naughty Keys fit the lock.
Some, but not all, of the items in this crate are Strange...
After 01/03/2013 this crate will disappear.
- Crate Series #52
Eerie Crate
Level 10
This crate's contents are unknown and only
Eerie Keys fit the lock.
A sinister presence lurks within.
After 11/08/2012 this crate will disappear.
Eerie Keys fit the lock.
A sinister presence lurks within.
After 11/08/2012 this crate will disappear.
- Crate Series #51
Pile Of Curses
Level 1
It looks like there's something in there... IF YOU DARE!
After 11/9/2012 this pile will disappear.
After 11/9/2012 this pile will disappear.
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Styles: Classic, Spike, Arrow, Spike And Arrow
Store price: $4.99
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Store price: $2.49
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
Store price: $4.99
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Store price: $4.99
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Store price: $2.49
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Hat
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Store price: $9.99
Strange Part
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track an additional new statistic!
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 1-100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Store price: $7.49
Villain's Veil
Level 1-100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Styles: Hired Gun, Smooth Assassin, Trained Killer
Store price: $7.49
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Store price: $7.49
Reggaelator
Level 1-100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
- Styles: Original, Burst, Bones, Designer
Store price: $7.49
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 75 Badge
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Gold Dueling Badge
Level 50 Badge
Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Store price: $0.99
Silver Dueling Badge
Level 25 Badge
Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 1-100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Don't poke your eye out.
Store price: $4.99
Safe'n'Sound
Level 1-100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Store price: $4.99
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Store price: $4.99
Whoopee Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Store price: $4.99
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Store price: $0.99
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even started.
- Hire Date: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Store price: $7.49
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Robot Arm
Level 1 Cursed Object
This arm has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can craft together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything could happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Novelty Bass
Level 1 Cursed Object
For whatever reason, this fish has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can craft together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything could happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Skeleton
Level 1 Cursed Object
These bones have a tiny amount of curse remaining in them. You can craft together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything could happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Bag Of Quicklime
Level 1 Cursed Object
This bag has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can craft together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything could happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Sticky-Bomb
Level 1 Cursed Object
This shrapnel has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can craft together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything could happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Nail
Level 1 Cursed Object
This nail has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can craft together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything could happen!
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
Store price: $4.99
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
Store price: $2.49
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Store price: $4.99
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
Store price: $2.49
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
- Allows you to see enemy health
Store price: $4.99
The Geisha Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Store price: $4.99
The Noh Mercy
Level 1-100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Store price: $4.99
Large Luchadore
Level 1-100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
- Styles: El Macho, El Amor Ardiente, El Picante Grande
Store price: $7.49
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Store price: $7.49
Big Country
Level 1-100 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
- Styles: Nelson, Brooks
Store price: $7.49
Grimm Hatte
Level 1-100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Store price: $7.49
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 1-100 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
- Styles: Manic, Tamed
Store price: $7.49
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Store price: $9.99
Googly Gazer
Level 1-100 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
the other one on everything else.
- Styles: Mad Science, Machine in the Man
Store price: $7.49
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
- Hire Date: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
- Untradable
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
- Hire Date: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
- Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
- Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
Store price: $7.49
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Max's Severed Head
Level 1-100 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Store price: $0.49
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Store price: $1.99
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Store price: $1.99
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Store price: $1.99
Stocking Stuffer Key
Level 5 Tool
Someone left this key in your best pair of fightin' socks.
It looks like it will open any festive or normal crate.
It looks like it will open any festive or normal crate.
- Untradable
Backpack Expander
Level 50-59 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Store price: $4.99
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Store price: $1.99
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Store price: $2.49
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Store price: $0.99
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Store price: $0.99
Fancy Fedora
Level 1-100 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Soldier's Stash
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1-100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Your enemy will get the point.
Trophy Belt
Level 1-100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Batter's Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
Fireproof Secret Diary
Level 1 Secret Diary
It's smoldering a little, but otherwise it seems okay. This thing must be built out of the same stuff they make ancient astronauts from.
Incinerated Barn Door Plank
Level 1 Ash
The Pyromania Update just got so hot, it burned up all of your mysterious treasures.
You can craft this together with any three other burned items, but only until 7/11/2012!
You can craft this together with any three other burned items, but only until 7/11/2012!
Pile Of Ash
Level 1
Looks like there's something in there...
After 7/11/2012 this pile will disappear.
After 7/11/2012 this pile will disappear.
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Charred Pocket Lint
Level 1 Ash
The Pyromania Update just got so hot, it burned up all of your mysterious treasures.
You can craft this together with any three other burned items, but only until 7/11/2012!
You can craft this together with any three other burned items, but only until 7/11/2012!
Roasted Goldfish
Level 1 Ash
The Pyromania Update just got so hot, it burned up all of your mysterious treasures.
You can craft this together with any three other burned items, but only until 7/11/2012!
You can craft this together with any three other burned items, but only until 7/11/2012!
Burned Banana Peel
Level 1 Ash
The Pyromania Update just got so hot, it burned up all of your mysterious treasures.
You can craft this together with any three other burned items, but only until 7/11/2012!
You can craft this together with any three other burned items, but only until 7/11/2012!
Smoked Cheese Wheel
Level 1 Ash
The Pyromania Update just got so hot, it burned up all of your mysterious treasures.
You can craft this together with any three other burned items, but only until 7/11/2012!
You can craft this together with any three other burned items, but only until 7/11/2012!
Voodoo-Cursed Old Boot
Level 1 Cursed Object
This boot has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can craft together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything could happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Object
Level 1 Cursed Object
Each voodoo-cursed object has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can combine seven of these smaller items on the craft screen to get a larger curse. Anything could happen!
Strange Filter: Offblast (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Offblast.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Mann Manor (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Mann Manor.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Yukon (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Yukon.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Harvest (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Harvest.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Lakeside (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Lakeside.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Kong King (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Kong King.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Frontier (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Frontier.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Hoodoo (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Hoodoo.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Nightfall (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Nightfall.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Watchtower (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Watchtower.
Store price: $0.99
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
- Styles: [classified], Aperture Logo
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
Store price: $4.99
The Capo's Capper
Level 1-100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
Store price: $12.99
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
- +50% faster firing speed
- -60% damage penalty
Store price: $2.49
The Crafty Hair
Level 1-100 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
- Styles: Yellow, Brown
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Store price: $0.99
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
Store price: $0.99
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
Store price: $0.99
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
Store price: $0.99
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1-100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Store price: $4.99
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
Straight outta control point.
- Styles: New School, Old School, Older School, Oldest School
Store price: $4.99
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Store price: $0.99
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1-100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Store price: $4.99
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Store price: $0.99
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Store price: $0.99
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 1-100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Store price: $4.99
Festive Winter Crate
Level 10
This crate is unusually festive.
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
You'd better hold onto it.
There'll probably be a way to open it later.
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
You'd better hold onto it.
There'll probably be a way to open it later.
- Crate Series #6
Team Spirit
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items the color of your current team.
Painted with Team Spirit
Store price: $2.49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #55
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Store price: $4.99
Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1-100 Sapper
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Store price: $2.49
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1-100 Minigun
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Store price: $2.49
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1-100 Cleaver
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Styles: Thirsty, Thirstier
Store price: $2.49
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1-100 Sign
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
Store price: $2.49
The Triad Trinket
Level 1-100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
- Styles: Bare, Bear
Store price: $4.99
The Champ Stamp
Level 1-100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Store price: $7.49
The Marxman
Level 1-100 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Styles: No Cigar, Yes, Cigar
Store price: $4.99
The Human Cannonball
Level 1-100 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
- Styles: Crash, Burn, Override
Store price: $4.99
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Store price: $0.99
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
Store price: $1.99
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Store price: $0.99
The Brütal Bouffant
Level 1-100 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Store price: $4.99
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Store price: $9.99
Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1-100 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Vox Diabolus
Level 1-100 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
- Untradable
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Store price: $1.99
The Wilson Weave
Level 1-100 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
- Untradable
The Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
- Untradable
Strange Filter: Freight (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Freight.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Fastlane (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Fastlane.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Junction (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Junction.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Egypt (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Egypt.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Coldfront (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Coldfront.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Turbine (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Turbine.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Gullywash (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Gullywash.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Steel (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Steel.
Store price: $0.99
Strange Filter: Mountain Lab (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting events on Mountain Lab.
Store price: $0.99
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
The Janissary Ketche
Level 1-100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
Store price: $1.99
Pile o' Gifts
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to up to 23 other people on the server!
to up to 23 other people on the server!
Store price: $19.99
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Store price: $0.49
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
Store price: $0.99
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Store price: $0.99
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
to a random person on the server!
Store price: $0.99
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 1-100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Store price: $4.99
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1-100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Store price: $4.99
The Hound Dog
Level 1-100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Store price: $4.99
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Store price: $0.49
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Store price: $0.99
Hotrod
Level 1-100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
Store price: $4.99
Hero Academy Gold Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
This heroic bundle contains a gift copy of Hero Academy with all DLC on Steam, as well as all four Hero Academy-themed hats:
Store price: $14.99
Triad Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Trick an incredibly violent and secretive underground Asian crime syndicate into thinking you're one of them! It's a well-known fact that the first thing you get when you join the Chinese mafia is a meat cleaver, a bunch of tattoos, and a special Chinese mafia helmet that will protect your head when you launch yourself at rival gangs out of an ancient Chinese crime cannon. Get in on the ground floor, though, because eventually the Chinese mafia is going to get wise to this bundle and change the contents of their complementary initiation gift basket.
Scorched Crate
Level 10
This crate's contents are unknown and only
Scorched Keys fit the lock.
It feels strangely warm to the touch.
After 7/11/2012 this crate will disappear.
Scorched Keys fit the lock.
It feels strangely warm to the touch.
After 7/11/2012 this crate will disappear.
- Crate Series #46
Naughty Winter Crate
Level 10
This crate is unusually festive.
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
Some, but not all, of the items in this crate are Strange...
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
Some, but not all, of the items in this crate are Strange...
- Crate Series #35
Nice Winter Crate
Level 10
This crate is unusually festive.
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
- Crate Series #36
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
An eternal symbol of affection and commitment and approximately two months salary.
Gift wrap this and give it to someone dear, giving them the opportunity to accept your proposal and announce your happiness to the whole world.
Gift wrap this and give it to someone dear, giving them the opportunity to accept your proposal and announce your happiness to the whole world.
- Untradable
Store price: $99.99
The Coffin Kit
Level 1-100 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Store price: $4.99
The Ap-Sap
Level 1-100 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
The Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 1-100 Hat
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Store price: $4.99
The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 1-100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Store price: $4.99
The Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 1-100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Store price: $4.99
The Wraith Wrap
Level 1-100 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Store price: $4.99
The Exorcizor
Level 1-100 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Store price: $4.99
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 1-100 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Store price: $4.99
The Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Store price: $4.99
The War Pig
Level 1-100 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
- Styles: Uninhibited, Conspicuous
Store price: $4.99
Archimedes
Level 1-100
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
Store price: $12.99
Hat of Cards
Level 1-100 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Store price: $4.99
The Koala Compact
Level 1-100 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
- Styles: Twins, Poor and Irish
Store price: $4.99
The Track Terrorizer
Level 1-100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Store price: $4.99
Medi-Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
Store price: $4.99
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 1-100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Store price: $4.99
The Russian Rocketeer
Level 1-100 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
The Pocket Purrer
Level 1-100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
Store price: $4.99
The Beta Sniper Club 1
Level 5 Kukri
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Beta Sniper Rifle 1
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
- On Scoped Bodyshot: Rifle charge rate increased by 25%
- On Scoped Headshot: Rifle charge rate increased by 45%
- On Scoped Miss: Rifle charge rate decreased by -65%
The Beta Pocket Rocket Launcher 2
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
- +15% ÜberCharge rate for the medic healing you
This effect does not work in the respawn room - On Hit: -10 health
The Beta Pocket Rocket Launcher 3
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
- 50% faster reload time while being healed
- On Hit: -10 health
The Beta Pocket Rocket Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
- When the medic healing you is killed
you gain mini-crit boost for 6 seconds - On Hit: -10 health
The Beta Pocket Shotgun
Level 10 Shotgun
- While a medic is healing you,
this weapon's damage is increased by 20% - While not being healed by a medic,
your weapon switch time is 30% longer
The Beta Split Equalizer 1
Level 10 Pickaxe
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Beta Split Equalizer 2
Level 10 Pickaxe
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
What's in the Companion Square Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Companion Square Box to reveal its contents.
The Grizzled Growth
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Store price: $4.99
The Prize Plushy
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Store price: $7.49
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
Store price: $7.49
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Store price: $5.99
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
Store price: $7.49
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
Store price: $4.99
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
Store price: $7.49
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
Store price: $9.99
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Store price: $9.99
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Don't go to war without these essential Soldier items:
Store price: $0.99
Scout Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Start causing trouble in style with these Scout items:
Store price: $0.99
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Transform into an honorable Demoknight with this starter kit:
Store price: $0.99
Pyro Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Burn the house down with these starter Pyro items:
Store price: $0.99
Halloween 2012 Community Bundle
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
This spooky bundle contains more than twenty incredible items created by members of the TF2 community to celebrate the Fourth Annual Spectral Halloween Special:
Store price: $59.99
Engineer Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Expand your options with these essential Engineer items:
Store price: $0.99
Heavy Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
A big man needs a big gun and a big meal. Find both in this starter pack:
Store price: $0.99
Refreshing Summer Cooler
Level 10
This cooler's contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
You'd better hold onto it.
There'll probably be a way to open it later.
normal keys don't fit the lock.
You'd better hold onto it.
There'll probably be a way to open it later.
- Crate Series #22
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #50
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.
The Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Store price: $4.99
The Crone's Dome
Level 1-100 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Store price: $4.99
The Executioner
Level 1-100 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Store price: $4.99
The Bonedolier
Level 1-100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Store price: $4.99
The Plutonidome
Level 1-100 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
- Styles: Functioning, Broken
Store price: $4.99
The Spooky Shoes
Level 1-100 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Store price: $4.99
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 1-100 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Store price: $4.99
The Zipperface
Level 1-100 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
Store price: $4.99
The Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
- Styles: Haunting, Please Help, Hey Guys, What's Going On?, Bone Party
Store price: $4.99
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1-100 Minigun
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1-100 Cleaver
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Styles: Thirsty, Thirstier
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Styles: Whatever, Formal
Store price: $4.99
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1-100 Sapper
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Champ Stamp
Level 1-100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Marxman
Level 1-100 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Styles: No Cigar, Yes, Cigar
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1-100 Sign
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
The Triad Trinket
Level 1-100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
- Styles: Bare, Bear
The Human Cannonball
Level 1-100 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
- Styles: Crash, Burn, Override
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
The Idea Tube
Level 1-100 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Store price: $4.99
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
- Styles: Normal, Beakless
Store price: $7.49
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Store price: $4.99
The Tribal Bones
Level 1-100 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Store price: $4.99
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Store price: $4.99
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1-100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Store price: $4.99
The Business Casual
Level 1-100 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Store price: $7.49
The HazMat Headcase
Level 1-100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
- Styles: Safety First, Reinforced, Streamlined, A Serious Absence of Fear
Store price: $9.99
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1-100 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase: effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you handsome devil.
Store price: $4.99
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1-100 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Store price: $4.99
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Store price: $0.49
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Store price: $0.49
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 1-100 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
- Untradable
The Dapper Disguise
Level 1-100 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
- Untradable
Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
- Untradable
UGC Highlander Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
- Untradable
Second Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!
- Untradable
Third Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!
- Untradable
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
Store price: $7.49
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
Store price: $9.99
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
Store price: $7.49
The Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
The War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1-100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Store price: $4.99
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
Store price: $0.99
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
Store price: $0.99
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
Wanga Prick
Level 1-100 Knife
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
Store price: $2.49
The Scarecrow
Level 1-100 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Store price: $4.99
Master Mind
Level 1-100 Hat
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
Store price: $4.99
Sir Hootsalot
Level 1-100
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
- Styles: Wilderness, Snowy
Store price: $4.99
The Bolted Bushman
Level 1-100 Hat
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things.
The Robot Running Man
Level 1-100 Hat
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy!
The Battery Bandolier
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
The Tin Pot
Level 1-100 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
- Styles: Battered, Standard Issue
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 1-100 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 1-100 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Stealth Steeler
Level 1-100 Hat
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is spine-crushing entertainment!
The U-clank-a
Level 1-100 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
The Tin-1000
Level 1-100 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 1-100 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Store price: $4.99
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
Store price: $2.49
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Store price: $2.49
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 1-100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
Store price: $4.99
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 1-100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
- Styles: Tan, Midnight
Store price: $4.99
The Scrap Pack
Level 1-100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
The Fruit Shoot
Level 1-100 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
- Styles: Deadly, Dangerous, Tasty
Store price: $4.99
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode. You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when you complete a mission.
Store price: $1.99
The Fortune Hunter
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
- Untradable
Croft's Crest
Level 1-100 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering, weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
- Untradable
Mann Co. Painting Set
Level 1 Package
This Do-It-Yourself Mann Co. painting set comes with samples of a few different colors that are, legally-speaking, absolutely, definitely not giving off toxic fumes.
The Necronomicrown
Level 1-100 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
- Untradable
The Doe-Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
- Styles: Peek-a-boo..., I see you!
- Untradable
The Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1-100 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace will smoke anything placed inside it.
- Untradable
The Steel Songbird
Level 1-100
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
- Untradable
The Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1-100 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
- Untradable
The Bloodhound
Level 1-100 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
- Untradable
The Samson Skewer
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Styles: Menacing, Threatening
- Untradable
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
Store price: $7.49
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Store price: $7.49
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
Store price: $7.49
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Store price: $7.49
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Store price: $7.49
The Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Power Up Canteen
Level 1-100 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1-100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Store price: $4.99
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Store price: $2.49
Map Stamp - Offblast
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Arena Map
Made by Magnar 'insta' Jenssen
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Offblast community map. Show your support today!
Made by Magnar 'insta' Jenssen
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Offblast community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Yukon
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Joachim 'Acegikmo' Holmér
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Yukon community map. Show your support today!
Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Joachim 'Acegikmo' Holmér
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Yukon community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Watchtower
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Arena Map
Made by Joshua 'JoshuaC' Shiflet
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Watchtower community map. Show your support today!
Made by Joshua 'JoshuaC' Shiflet
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Watchtower community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Hoodoo
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map
Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson, Jeroen 'Snipergen' Dessaux, Wade 'Nineaxis' Fabry and Drew 'Oxy' Fletcher
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Hoodoo community map. Show your support today!
Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson, Jeroen 'Snipergen' Dessaux, Wade 'Nineaxis' Fabry and Drew 'Oxy' Fletcher
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Hoodoo community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Steel
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defence Control Point Map
Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson, Dan 'Irish Taxi Driver' Merboth and FLOOR_MASTER
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Steel community map. Show your support today!
Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson, Dan 'Irish Taxi Driver' Merboth and FLOOR_MASTER
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Steel community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Junction
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map
Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Junction community map. Show your support today!
Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Junction community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Fastlane
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Arttu 'SK' Mäki
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Fastlane community map. Show your support today!
Made by Arttu 'SK' Mäki
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Fastlane community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Turbine
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Capture the Flag Map
Made by Flobster
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Turbine community map. Show your support today!
Made by Flobster
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Turbine community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Egypt
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map
Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Egypt community map. Show your support today!
Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Egypt community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Coldfront
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Eric 'Icarus' Wong, David 'Selentic' Simon, Aeon 'Void' Bollig, and Tim 'YM'Johnson
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Coldfront community map. Show your support today!
Made by Eric 'Icarus' Wong, David 'Selentic' Simon, Aeon 'Void' Bollig, and Tim 'YM'Johnson
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Coldfront community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Area 451
Level 1-100 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
The Vigilant Pin
Level 1-100 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 1-100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
Store price: $4.99
Flunkyware
Level 1-100 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time.
Store price: $4.99
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Soldier's Stogie
Level 1-100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Store price: $4.99
The Lone Star
Level 1-100 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 1-100 Hat
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the stomach for dressing up like a moth.
- Styles: TF_Henchboy_Hat_Style0, TF_Henchboy_Hat_Style1
Store price: $4.99
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 1-100 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
Store price: $4.99
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
Store price: $2.49
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $4.99
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 1-100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 0 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 1-100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 1-100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $2.49
The Burning Bongos
Level 1-100 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $4.99
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
Store price: $7.49
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Store price: $9.99
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Store price: $4.99
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
Store price: $7.49
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Store price: $7.49
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
Store price: $7.49
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
- Styles: I Can't Hear You, Headphones Disengaged
Store price: $4.99
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
Store price: $9.99
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Store price: $9.99
Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
- Untradable
Second Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the runner-ups!
- Untradable
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Store price: $0.99
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Store price: $4.99
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Store price: $0.99
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Store price: $0.99
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Store price: $0.99
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Store price: $0.99
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Store price: $0.99
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
Store price: $5.99
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 1-100 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Store price: $4.99
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 1-100 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
- Styles: With Stripes, Without Stripes
Store price: $4.99
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
The Cool Breeze
Level 1-100 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Store price: $4.99
Der Wintermantel
Level 1-100 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
- Styles: Gramma's Sweater Showing, Gramma's Sweater Hidden
Store price: $4.99
Vintage Merryweather
Level 1-100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Store price: $4.99
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Store price: $4.99
The Beta Quick-Fix
Level 5 Medi Gun
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +40% ÜberCharge rate
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 1-100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
Store price: $4.99
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1-100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Store price: $4.99
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Map Stamp - Kong King
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map
Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Kong King community map. Show your support today!
Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Kong King community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Freight
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson and Mitch 'ol' Robb
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Freight community map. Show your support today!
Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson and Mitch 'ol' Robb
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Freight community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Harvest
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map
Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Harvest community map. Show your support today!
Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Harvest community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Mann Manor
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map
Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson and Alex 'Rexy' Kreeger
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Mann Manor community map. Show your support today!
Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson and Alex 'Rexy' Kreeger
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Mann Manor community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Mountain Lab
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defence Control Point Map
Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Mountain Lab community map. Show your support today!
Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Mountain Lab community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Frontier
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map
Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Arhurt
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Frontier community map. Show your support today!
Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Arhurt
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Frontier community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Nightfall
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Race Map
Made by Aaron 'Psy' Garcha and Paul Good
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Nightfall community map. Show your support today!
Made by Aaron 'Psy' Garcha and Paul Good
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Nightfall community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Gullywash
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Jan 'Arnold' Laroy
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Gullywash community map. Show your support today!
Made by Jan 'Arnold' Laroy
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Gullywash community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Lakeside
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map
Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Lakeside community map. Show your support today!
Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Lakeside community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
The Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 1-100 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
Store price: $4.99
The Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally they let you hang out with them.
- Styles: Russian, German
- Untradable
The Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
The Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well. Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind. Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
The Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
Level 20 Badge
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.
The Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
- Untradable
The Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
- Untradable
Medic Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Provide your team with enhanced support with these key Medic items:
Sniper Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Raise your professional standards with these critical Sniper items:
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Transform into an honorable Demoknight with this starter kit:
Heavy Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
A big man needs a big gun and a big meal. Find both in this starter pack:
Mobster Monday Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these Mafia themed items for the Heavy and Spy:
Store price: $34.99
Timbuk-Tuesday Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these (mostly) Mid-Eastern themed items for the Sniper, Scout, and Demoman:
Store price: $34.99
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
Store price: $4.99
Halloween Spell: Spectral Flame
Level 5
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any flamethrower
This spell can be applied to any flamethrower
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Halloween Spell: Sentry Quad-Pumpkins
Level 5
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any wrench
This spell can be applied to any wrench
Painted with #0000CD
Halloween Spell: Gourd Grenades
Level 5
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any Demoman explosive weapon
This spell can be applied to any Demoman explosive weapon
Painted with #FF7518
Halloween Spell: Squash Rockets
Level 5
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any rocket launcher
This spell can be applied to any rocket launcher
Painted with #BF00FF
Halloween Spell: Exorcism
Level 5
The power of deadly force compels you!
This spell can be applied to any weapon that deals damage.
This spell can be applied to any weapon that deals damage.
Painted with #CC0000
Halloween Spell: Headless Horseshoes
Level 5
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Painted with #8B00FF
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Store price: $0.0
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 1-100 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 1-100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
- Styles: Outdoorsmen, Blood Bin, Investor, J.R. Gyle
Store price: $4.99
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 1-100
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
- Styles: Essential, Distinguished, Imbued
Store price: $9.99
The Liquor Locker
Level 1-100 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
- Styles: Classic, Front, Right Hip, Left Hip
Store price: $4.99
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 1-100 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
Store price: $4.99
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Store price: $2.49
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Store price: $2.49
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Store price: $4.99
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 1-100 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Store price: $4.99
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 1-100 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
The Holiday Headcase
Level 1-100 Hat
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy (or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
The Pounding Father
Level 1-100 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
- Untradable
Blind Justice
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
- Untradable
The Last Straw
Level 1-100 Hat
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
Store price: $4.99
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Store price: $1.99
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Store price: $1.99
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
- +30% damage bonus
- -20 max health on wearer
Store price: $1.99
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Store price: $1.99
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Store price: $0.99
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Store price: $0.99
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Store price: $0.99
Smissmas 2012 Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
The only holiday bundle 100% guaranteed to prevent visitations from your undead business partners and their ghastly time-travelling pals.
Store price: $19.99
Sniper Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Raise your professional standards with these critical Sniper items:
Store price: $0.99
Medic Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Provide your team with enhanced support with these key Medic items:
Store price: $0.99
The Adult Swim Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
This bundle contains a collection of Adult Swim items.
Store price: $29.99
The Brutananadilewski Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Like all of us, you're hairy, sweaty, obese and balding. And yet, game technology has never been able to accurately portray this sexy reality. Until now. Presenting the Carl Brutananadilewski collection.
Store price: $12.99
The Rockzo Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
You're a pyromaniac clown! You light propaaaane!
Store price: $12.99
The Henchmann Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Become one of a horribly paid, nameless group of lackeys doomed to meet a gruesome end at the hands of your employer's enemies! Join the Fluttering Horde today!
Store price: $12.99
The Foppish Physician
Level 1-100 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
- Styles: Tie, Epaulettes
Store price: $7.49
The Distinguished Rogue
Level 1-100 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
- Styles: Tie, Epaulettes
Store price: $7.49
The K-9 Mane
Level 1-100 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Store price: $7.49
The Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Store price: $4.99
The King of Scotland Cape
Level 1-100 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Store price: $7.49
The Menpo
Level 1-100 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Styles: Yuurei, Obake, Youkai, Azukiarai
Store price: $4.99
The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
The Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Soldier, designed by WETA Workshop!
Store price: $19.99
The Uber Update Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get every new item in the Uber Update in one massive bundle:
Store price: $99.99
Meet the Medic! Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these items celebrating the Meet the Medic video:
Store price: $14.99
World War Wednesday Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these military themed items for the Soldier:
Store price: $29.99
Halloween Spell: Spy's Creepy Croon
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier – except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Spy hat.
This spell can be applied to a Spy hat.
Painted with #CCCCCC
Halloween Spell: Medic's Blood-curdling Bellow
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier – except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Medic hat.
This spell can be applied to a Medic hat.
Painted with #FF6400
Halloween Spell: Demoman's Cadaverous Croak
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier – except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Demoman hat.
This spell can be applied to a Demoman hat.
Painted with #00FFFF
Halloween Spell: Pyro's Muffled Moan
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier – except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Pyro hat.
This spell can be applied to a Pyro hat.
Painted with #FF77FF
Halloween Spell: Corpse Gray Footprints
Level 5
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Halloween Spell: Violent Violet Footprints
Level 5
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Painted with #FF77FF
Halloween Spell: Team Spirit Footprints
Level 5
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Painted with #DDDD00
Halloween Spell: Gangreen Footprints
Level 5
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Painted with #009900
Halloween Spell: Rotten Orange Footprints
Level 5
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Painted with #FF6400
Halloween Spell: Bruised Purple Footprints
Level 5
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Painted with #2600FF
The Professor's Pineapple
Level 1-100 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
The Quadwrangler
Level 1-100 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
- Untradable
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 1-100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
Store price: $4.99
The Front Runner
Level 1-100 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty candles in the wind.
- Styles: Stylin', Indifferent
Store price: $4.99
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
- Styles: Roasting, Blazing
- Untradable
The Doublecross-Comm
Level 1-100 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
The Atomic Accolade
Level 1-100 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence.
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
The Cross-Comm Express
Level 1-100 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
The Ebenezer
Level 1-100 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 1-100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Store price: $7.49
The Brown Bomber
Level 1-100 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
- Styles: Hunter, Hipster
Store price: $7.49
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Store price: $1.99
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Store price: $1.99
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Store price: $1.99
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
Store price: $1.99
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
Rail Spikes
Level 1-100 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
Store price: $4.99
Nose Candy
Level 1-100 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
- Styles: Horrific, Happy
Store price: $4.99
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 5 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
- Untradable
Brock's Locks
Level 1-100 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased, tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from your lower back and buttocks years ago.
Store price: $4.99
The Tuxxy
Level 1-100 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Store price: $4.99
The Memory Maker
Level 50 Camera
The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your heart.
- Untradable
Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1-100 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings.
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Strange Part: Critical Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with critical hits from that weapon.
Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne from a rocket/stickyjump.
Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.
Strange Part: Sappers Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemy sappers you destroy with it.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Noise Maker Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one of each Halloween Noise Maker. Each Noise Maker has 25 charges.
Halloween Spell: Heavy's Bottomless Bass
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier – except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Heavy hat.
This spell can be applied to a Heavy hat.
Painted with #FF00FF
Halloween Spell: Engineers's Gravelly Growl
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier – except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Engineer hat.
This spell can be applied to a Engineer hat.
Painted with Halloween Spell: Sinister Staining
Halloween Spell: Soldier's Booming Bark
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier – except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Soldier hat.
This spell can be applied to a Soldier hat.
Painted with Halloween Spell: Chromatic Corruption
Halloween Spell: Sinister Staining
Level 5
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
Painted with Halloween Spell: Sinister Staining
Halloween Spell: Sniper's Deep Downunder Drawl
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier – except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Sniper hat.
This spell can be applied to a Sniper hat.
Painted with Halloween Spell: Die Job
Halloween Spell: Scout's Spectral Snarl
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier – except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Scout hat.
This spell can be applied to a Scout hat.
Painted with Halloween Spell: Putrescent Pigmentation
Halloween Spell: Die Job
Level 5
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
Painted with Halloween Spell: Die Job
Halloween Spell: Putrescent Pigmentation
Level 5
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
Painted with Halloween Spell: Putrescent Pigmentation
Halloween Spell: Spectral Spectrum
Level 5
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
Painted with Halloween Spell: Spectral Spectrum
Halloween Spell: Chromatic Corruption
Level 5
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
Painted with Halloween Spell: Chromatic Corruption
The Battle Bob
Level 1-100 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
- Styles: Without Helmet, With Helmet
The Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other when one of them does a great job.
The Philateler
Level 1-100 Hat
Congratulations on doing more yesterday to support the TF2 map-making community through map stamps than anyone else! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
- Untradable
The Gifting Man From Gifting Land
Level 1-100 Hat
Congratulations on giving out more gifts yesterday than any other TF2 player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
- Untradable
The Dueler
Level 1-100 Hat
Congratulations on winning more duels yesterday than any other TF2 player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
- Untradable
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
Store price: $4.99
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
Store price: $9.99
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
Store price: $9.99
The Bubble Pipe
Level 1-100 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Store price: $12.99
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Store price: $4.99
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened from your backpack.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened from your backpack.
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 8
- Untradable
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
Store price: $2.49
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Store price: $7.49
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
Store price: $9.99
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Store price: $4.99
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
Store price: $4.99
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Store price: $4.99
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Store price: $0.99
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Store price: $0.49
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Store price: $0.99
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Store price: $4.99
The Top Notch
Level 50 Hat
Welcome to a secret society so exclusive it makes the Illuminati look like a Costco. How exclusive? You are the only member. This is the only item of its kind in all of existence. So don't craft it, Miney.
- Untradable
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
Store price: $7.49
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
Store price: $9.99
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Store price: $9.99
The Head Warmer
Level 1-100 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
Store price: $7.49
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Store price: $12.99
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Store price: $4.99
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Store price: $4.99
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
Store price: $2.49
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.' Beware the Cephalopod padlock.
- Styles: H.O.U.W.A.R., Treasure Hat, Bounty Hat
- Untradable
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
Store price: $1.99
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Styles: Treasure Hat, Bounty Hat
- Untradable
The Tomb Wrapper
Level 1-100 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless.
- Untradable
The Deadliest Duckling
Level 1-100 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
- Styles: Capone, Luciano
Store price: $7.49
The DethKapp
Level 1-100 Hat
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
- Styles: Grim, Stark Raving Mad, Stern, Slightly Off
Store price: $4.99
The Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1-100 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Store price: $4.99
The Quäckenbirdt
Level 1-100 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
Store price: $4.99
That '70s Chapeau
Level 1-100 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Store price: $7.49
The Chief Constable
Level 1-100 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Store price: $4.99
The Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
- Styles: Max, Lilly
The Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Store price: $4.99
Ghostly Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Dominate a player wearing any Gibus hat, collect the Ghostly Gibus, and take your rightful place on the Halloween-update-related-hat-throne.
- Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Halloween Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill during the Halloween event.
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10% health.
Strange Part: Kills While Übercharged
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you're under the effect of a Medic's Übercharge.
Strange Part: Underwater Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while they are completely submerged.
Strange Part: Defender Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while they are carrying the intel, pushing the cart, or capturing a point.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed During Halloween
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with it in Mann-vs-Machine games during the Halloween event.
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Store price: $0.99
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Store price: $0.99
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Store price: $0.49
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1-100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Store price: $4.99
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 1-100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Store price: $7.49
Japan Charity Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Limited-edition hats and noisemakers! All proceeds (net of applicable taxes) go directly to the American Red Cross for disaster relief in Japan.
The Emperor's Assortment
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get all eight items.
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:
A Bargaining Manne's Bundle of Bargains
Level 75 Item Bundle
Includes all items from the Polycount Pack and the Winter Update Pack:
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 1-100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Store price: $4.99
The Snapped Pupil
Level 1-100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Store price: $4.99
The Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1-100 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately involved with a monster cyclops.
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 1-100 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
Store price: $4.99
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
The Bolgan
Level 1-100 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
- Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Ghastly Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Styles: Ghastly, Ghostly
- Untradable
The Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
Store price: $12.99
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
Store price: $4.99
The Hero's Tail
Level 1-100 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
- Styles: Pigmentation Lost, Pigmentation Gained
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Store price: $2.49
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
Store price: $2.49
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 1-100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Styles: Afternoon, Evening
Store price: $4.99
The Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 0
- Untradable
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 1-100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick your teeth in.
Store price: $7.49
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
- Jingle all the way
Store price: $5.99
The Kringle Collection
Level 1-100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Store price: $12.99
The Jingle Belt
Level 1-100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
- Jingle all the way
Store price: $7.49
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
Store price: $1.99
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
Store price: $1.99
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Store price: $1.99
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Medics Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Medics you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Engineers Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Snipers Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Scouts Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Scouts you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Heavies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Heavies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Demomen Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Demomen you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $17.49
The Rescue Ranger
Level 1-100 Shotgun
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
Store price: $2.49
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Store price: $2.49
The Hunger Force
Level 1-100 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
Store price: $4.99
Aqua Flops
Level 1-100 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
Store price: $4.99
Antlers
Level 1-100 Hat
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Store price: $7.49
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1-100 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest.
Store price: $4.99
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
Store price: $2.49
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 1-100 Hat
- Styles: Tasteful and Refined, Garish and Overbearing
Store price: $4.99
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Your account has been flagged for circumventing the item distribution system. We have removed the items that were illegally obtained.
Future violations will result in the loss of all your items.
Level 100 CheatDetector
- Untradable
Your account has been flagged for circumventing the item distribution system. We have removed all items in your inventory.
Future violations may result in your account being disabled.
Level 100 CheatDetector
- Untradable
Congratulations! Your Honesty has been rewarded with a new hat!
(Some other players were less scrupulous, and have been less fortunate)
Level 100 CheatDetector
- Untradable
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Store price: $0.49
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Store price: $0.99
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Store price: $0.49
The Pickaxe Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes both the Equalizer and the Escape Plan:
Store price: $0.99
Dr. Grordbort's Brainiac Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Engineer, designed by WETA Workshop!
Store price: $23.99
Dr. Grordbort's Moonman Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Pyro, designed by WETA Workshop!
Store price: $26.99
Dr. Grordbort's Moonbrain Double Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Pyro and the Engineer, designed by WETA Workshop!
Store price: $45.99
Santa's Little Accomplice Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
As seen in the timeless holiday classic, A Smissmas Story:
Store price: $12.99
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Store price: $7.49
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
- Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
- Untradable
Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
- Untradable
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Styles: Spine-Tingling, Spine-Cooling, Spine-Twisting
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
Store price: $4.99
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1-100 Rocket Launcher
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Store price: $2.49
The RoBro 3000
Level 1-100 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Store price: $17.49
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 1-100 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
Store price: $4.99
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Store price: $4.99
The Lollichop
Level 1-100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $4.99
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $17.49
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Store price: $0.99
The Planeswalker Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Store price: $7.49
The Made Man
Level 1-100
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Store price: $12.99
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Store price: $1.99
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Store price: $1.99
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Store price: $1.99
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Store price: $1.99
The Samur-Eye
Level 1-100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Store price: $4.99
The Dread Knot
Level 1-100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Store price: $4.99
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Wiki Cap
Level 20 Hat
Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It whispers faintly...'heads'...
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Store price: $0.49
Strange Part: Headshot Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon.
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.
Strange Part: Gib Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you gib with that weapon.
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that weapon.
Strange Part: Domination Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that weapon.
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're dead.
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
The Barnstormer
Level 1-100 Hat
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
- Styles: Bugscreen Up, Bugscreen Down
Store price: $4.99
The Carl
Level 1-100 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
Store price: $4.99
Doc's Holiday
Level 1-100 Apparel
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
- Styles: Fever, Flu
Store price: $4.99
The Digit Divulger
Level 1-100 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
- Styles: Leather Open, Suede Open, Leather Closed, Suede Closed
Store price: $4.99
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 1-100 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
- Styles: Amateur, Pro
Store price: $4.99
The Cold Killer
Level 1-100 Hat
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Store price: $4.99
The Mutton Mann
Level 1-100 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Store price: $4.99
The Merc's Muffler
Level 1-100 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Store price: $4.99
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 1-100 Hat
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.
- Styles: Montreal Style, Boston Style
Store price: $4.99
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 1-100 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
Store price: $4.99
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 1-100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Store price: $4.99
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Styles: Ghastlier, Ghastly, Ghastlierest, Ghostly
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1-100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
Store price: $4.99
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 1-100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Store price: $4.99
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one a stamp for each community made map.
Store price: $14.99
Public Enemy Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Deciding whether or not to start your own crime syndicate? Test the gangster waters with the Public Enemy Bundle:
Store price: $10.99
Dumpster Diver Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Finally! Experience the thrill of being homeless from the comfort of your own home:
Store price: $9.49
Urban Professional Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Nothing commands respect like a beanie, sunglasses and an incredibly large sniper rifle:
Store price: $7.49
QuakeCon Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate QuakeCon 2012 with this assortment of iconic items from twenty years of gaming history.
Store price: $19.99
Triad Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Trick an incredibly violent and secretive underground Asian crime syndicate into thinking you're one of them! It's a well-known fact that the first thing you get when you join the Chinese mafia is a meat cleaver, a bunch of tattoos, and a special Chinese mafia helmet that will protect your head when you launch yourself at rival gangs out of an ancient Chinese crime cannon. Get in on the ground floor, though, because eventually the Chinese mafia is going to get wise to this bundle and change the contents of their complementary initiation gift basket.
Store price: $19.99
Summer 2012 Community Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
The Summer 2012 Community Bundle is filled with amazing creations by members of the TF2 community. So if you happen to be on parole, this actually probably counts as community service:
Store price: $29.99
Pyromania Mega Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
If you bought all this gear separately, it would cost over $100. If you buy it all in this bundle, it would cost less. So we think the choice is clear: Buy them separately. Please?
Store price: $59.99
Upgrade to Premium Gift
Level 50-59 Tool
Trade away this item to a friend with a free account. Once they use it, they'll automatically be converted to a premium account and enjoy perks such as extra backpack slots
Store price: $4.99
Fall Crate
Level 10
This crate's contents are unknown and only
Fall Keys fit the lock.
A sense of community can be felt emanating from the inside.
After 9/20/2012 this crate will disappear.
Fall Keys fit the lock.
A sense of community can be felt emanating from the inside.
After 9/20/2012 this crate will disappear.
- Crate Series #48
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
Store price: $7.49
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Store price: $0.99
The Fast Learner
Level 1-100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Styles: Summer, Winter
Store price: $4.99
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 1-100 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is CLASSIFIED.
The Conquistador
Level 1-100 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.
Store price: $4.99
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Store price: $0.49
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Store price: $0.49
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Store price: $0.49
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Store price: $0.49
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Store price: $0.99
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
Nice Winter Crate 2012
Level 12
This crate's contents are unknown.
Only Nice Keys fit the lock.
After 01/03/2013 this crate will disappear.
Only Nice Keys fit the lock.
After 01/03/2013 this crate will disappear.
- Crate Series #53
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Store price: $1.99