All
Demoman
Item statistics
| Action | 2 |
|---|---|
| Building | 2 |
| Hats | 107 |
| Misc | 125 |
| Pda | 1 |
| Weapons | 56 |
| Total | 293 |
Store costs
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 2332.2 | 10.6 |
| EUR | €1032.8 | €4.69 |
| GBP | £940.25 | £4.27 |
| RUB | 41201.0 | 187.28 |
| USD | $1378.8 | $6.27 |
Most expensive
$17.49
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
$17.49
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
$12.99
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Archimedes
Level 1-100
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
$12.99
$12.99
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Store price: $4.99
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Store price: $9.99
The Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Store price: $9.99
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Styles: Classic, Spike, Arrow, Spike And Arrow
Store price: $4.99
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Store price: $2.49
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
Store price: $4.99
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Store price: $4.99
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Store price: $2.49
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Hat
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Store price: $9.99
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 1-100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Store price: $7.49
Villain's Veil
Level 1-100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Styles: Hired Gun, Smooth Assassin, Trained Killer
Store price: $7.49
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Store price: $7.49
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
Store price: $4.99
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
Store price: $2.49
Large Luchadore
Level 1-100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
- Styles: El Macho, El Amor Ardiente, El Picante Grande
Store price: $7.49
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Store price: $2.49
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
Store price: $4.99
The Capo's Capper
Level 1-100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
Store price: $12.99
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
- +50% faster firing speed
- -60% damage penalty
Store price: $2.49
The Crafty Hair
Level 1-100 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
- Styles: Yellow, Brown
Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1-100 Sapper
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Store price: $2.49
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1-100 Minigun
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Store price: $2.49
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1-100 Cleaver
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Styles: Thirsty, Thirstier
Store price: $2.49
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1-100 Sign
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
Store price: $2.49
The Triad Trinket
Level 1-100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
- Styles: Bare, Bear
Store price: $4.99
The Champ Stamp
Level 1-100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Store price: $7.49
The Marxman
Level 1-100 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Styles: No Cigar, Yes, Cigar
Store price: $4.99
The Human Cannonball
Level 1-100 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
- Styles: Crash, Burn, Override
Store price: $4.99
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Store price: $0.99
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
Store price: $1.99
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Store price: $0.99
The Brütal Bouffant
Level 1-100 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Store price: $4.99
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Store price: $9.99
Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1-100 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Vox Diabolus
Level 1-100 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
- Untradable
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Store price: $1.99
The Wilson Weave
Level 1-100 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
- Untradable
The Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
- Untradable
The Janissary Ketche
Level 1-100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
The War Pig
Level 1-100 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
- Styles: Uninhibited, Conspicuous
Store price: $4.99
Archimedes
Level 1-100
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
Store price: $12.99
Hat of Cards
Level 1-100 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Store price: $4.99
The Koala Compact
Level 1-100 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
- Styles: Twins, Poor and Irish
Store price: $4.99
The Track Terrorizer
Level 1-100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Store price: $4.99
Medi-Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
Store price: $4.99
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 1-100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Store price: $4.99
The Russian Rocketeer
Level 1-100 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
The Pocket Purrer
Level 1-100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
Store price: $4.99
The Grizzled Growth
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Store price: $4.99
The Prize Plushy
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Store price: $7.49
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
Store price: $7.49
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Store price: $5.99
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
Store price: $7.49
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
Store price: $4.99
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
Store price: $7.49
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
Store price: $9.99
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Store price: $9.99
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1-100 Minigun
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1-100 Cleaver
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Styles: Thirsty, Thirstier
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Styles: Whatever, Formal
Store price: $4.99
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1-100 Sapper
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Champ Stamp
Level 1-100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Marxman
Level 1-100 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Styles: No Cigar, Yes, Cigar
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1-100 Sign
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
The Triad Trinket
Level 1-100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
- Styles: Bare, Bear
The Human Cannonball
Level 1-100 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
- Styles: Crash, Burn, Override
The Idea Tube
Level 1-100 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Store price: $4.99
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Store price: $4.99
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1-100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Store price: $4.99
The Business Casual
Level 1-100 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Store price: $7.49
The HazMat Headcase
Level 1-100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
- Styles: Safety First, Reinforced, Streamlined, A Serious Absence of Fear
Store price: $9.99
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 1-100 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
- Untradable
The Dapper Disguise
Level 1-100 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
- Untradable
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
Store price: $7.49
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
Store price: $9.99
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
Store price: $7.49
The Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
The War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Wanga Prick
Level 1-100 Knife
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
Store price: $2.49
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 1-100 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Store price: $4.99
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Store price: $2.49
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 1-100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
Store price: $4.99
The Scrap Pack
Level 1-100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
The Fruit Shoot
Level 1-100 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
- Styles: Deadly, Dangerous, Tasty
Store price: $4.99
The Fortune Hunter
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
- Untradable
Croft's Crest
Level 1-100 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering, weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
- Untradable
The Necronomicrown
Level 1-100 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
- Untradable
The Doe-Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
- Styles: Peek-a-boo..., I see you!
- Untradable
The Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1-100 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace will smoke anything placed inside it.
- Untradable
The Steel Songbird
Level 1-100
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
- Untradable
The Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1-100 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
- Untradable
The Bloodhound
Level 1-100 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
- Untradable
The Samson Skewer
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Styles: Menacing, Threatening
- Untradable
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
Store price: $7.49
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Store price: $7.49
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
Store price: $7.49
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Store price: $7.49
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Store price: $7.49
The Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Power Up Canteen
Level 1-100 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1-100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Store price: $4.99
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Store price: $2.49
Area 451
Level 1-100 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
The Vigilant Pin
Level 1-100 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 1-100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
Store price: $4.99
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Soldier's Stogie
Level 1-100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Store price: $4.99
The Lone Star
Level 1-100 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
Store price: $2.49
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $4.99
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 1-100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $2.49
The Burning Bongos
Level 1-100 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $4.99
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
Store price: $7.49
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Store price: $9.99
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Store price: $4.99
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
Store price: $7.49
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Store price: $7.49
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
Store price: $7.49
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
- Styles: I Can't Hear You, Headphones Disengaged
Store price: $4.99
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
Store price: $9.99
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Store price: $9.99
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
Store price: $5.99
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 1-100 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Store price: $4.99
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 1-100 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
- Styles: With Stripes, Without Stripes
Store price: $4.99
The Cool Breeze
Level 1-100 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Store price: $4.99
Der Wintermantel
Level 1-100 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
- Styles: Gramma's Sweater Showing, Gramma's Sweater Hidden
Store price: $4.99
The Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 1-100 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
Store price: $4.99
The Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally they let you hang out with them.
- Styles: Russian, German
- Untradable
The Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
- Untradable
The Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
- Untradable
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
Store price: $4.99
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 1-100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
- Styles: Outdoorsmen, Blood Bin, Investor, J.R. Gyle
Store price: $4.99
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 1-100
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
- Styles: Essential, Distinguished, Imbued
Store price: $9.99
The Liquor Locker
Level 1-100 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
- Styles: Classic, Front, Right Hip, Left Hip
Store price: $4.99
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 1-100 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
Store price: $4.99
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Store price: $2.49
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Store price: $2.49
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Store price: $4.99
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 1-100 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Store price: $4.99
The Pounding Father
Level 1-100 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
- Untradable
Blind Justice
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
- Untradable
The Last Straw
Level 1-100 Hat
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
Store price: $4.99
The Foppish Physician
Level 1-100 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
- Styles: Tie, Epaulettes
Store price: $7.49
The Distinguished Rogue
Level 1-100 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
- Styles: Tie, Epaulettes
Store price: $7.49
The K-9 Mane
Level 1-100 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Store price: $7.49
The Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Store price: $4.99
The King of Scotland Cape
Level 1-100 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Store price: $7.49
The Menpo
Level 1-100 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Styles: Yuurei, Obake, Youkai, Azukiarai
Store price: $4.99
The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
The Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
The Professor's Pineapple
Level 1-100 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
The Quadwrangler
Level 1-100 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 1-100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
Store price: $4.99
The Front Runner
Level 1-100 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty candles in the wind.
- Styles: Stylin', Indifferent
Store price: $4.99
The Doublecross-Comm
Level 1-100 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
The Atomic Accolade
Level 1-100 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence.
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
The Cross-Comm Express
Level 1-100 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 1-100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Store price: $7.49
The Brown Bomber
Level 1-100 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
- Styles: Hunter, Hipster
Store price: $7.49
Rail Spikes
Level 1-100 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
Store price: $4.99
Nose Candy
Level 1-100 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
- Styles: Horrific, Happy
Store price: $4.99
Brock's Locks
Level 1-100 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased, tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from your lower back and buttocks years ago.
Store price: $4.99
Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1-100 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings.
The Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other when one of them does a great job.
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
Store price: $4.99
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
Store price: $9.99
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
Store price: $9.99
The Bubble Pipe
Level 1-100 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Store price: $12.99
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Store price: $4.99
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
Store price: $2.49
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Store price: $4.99
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
Store price: $4.99
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Store price: $4.99
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Store price: $4.99
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
Store price: $7.49
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
Store price: $9.99
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Store price: $9.99
The Head Warmer
Level 1-100 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
Store price: $7.49
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Store price: $12.99
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Store price: $4.99
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Store price: $4.99
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
Store price: $2.49
The Tomb Wrapper
Level 1-100 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless.
- Untradable
The Deadliest Duckling
Level 1-100 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
- Styles: Capone, Luciano
Store price: $7.49
The DethKapp
Level 1-100 Hat
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
- Styles: Grim, Stark Raving Mad, Stern, Slightly Off
Store price: $4.99
The Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1-100 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Store price: $4.99
The Quäckenbirdt
Level 1-100 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
Store price: $4.99
That '70s Chapeau
Level 1-100 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Store price: $7.49
The Chief Constable
Level 1-100 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Store price: $4.99
The Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
- Styles: Max, Lilly
The Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Store price: $4.99
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
- Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
Store price: $12.99
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
Store price: $4.99
The Hero's Tail
Level 1-100 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
- Styles: Pigmentation Lost, Pigmentation Gained
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
Store price: $2.49
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 1-100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Styles: Afternoon, Evening
Store price: $4.99
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 1-100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick your teeth in.
Store price: $7.49
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
- Jingle all the way
Store price: $5.99
The Kringle Collection
Level 1-100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Store price: $12.99
The Jingle Belt
Level 1-100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
- Jingle all the way
Store price: $7.49
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $17.49
The Hunger Force
Level 1-100 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
Store price: $4.99
Aqua Flops
Level 1-100 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
Store price: $4.99
Antlers
Level 1-100 Hat
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Store price: $7.49
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1-100 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest.
Store price: $4.99
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Store price: $7.49
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
Store price: $4.99
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1-100 Rocket Launcher
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Store price: $2.49
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 1-100 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
Store price: $4.99
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Store price: $4.99
The Lollichop
Level 1-100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $4.99
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $17.49
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Store price: $0.99
The Planeswalker Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Store price: $4.99
The Made Man
Level 1-100
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Store price: $12.99
The Barnstormer
Level 1-100 Hat
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
- Styles: Bugscreen Up, Bugscreen Down
Store price: $4.99
The Carl
Level 1-100 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
Store price: $4.99
Doc's Holiday
Level 1-100 Apparel
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
- Styles: Fever, Flu
Store price: $4.99
The Digit Divulger
Level 1-100 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
- Styles: Leather Open, Suede Open, Leather Closed, Suede Closed
Store price: $4.99
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 1-100 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
- Styles: Amateur, Pro
Store price: $4.99
The Cold Killer
Level 1-100 Hat
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Store price: $4.99
The Mutton Mann
Level 1-100 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Store price: $4.99
The Merc's Muffler
Level 1-100 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Store price: $4.99
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 1-100 Hat
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.
- Styles: Montreal Style, Boston Style
Store price: $4.99
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 1-100 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
Store price: $4.99
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
Store price: $7.49