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The Lollichop
Level 1 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 2 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 3 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 4 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 5 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 6 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 7 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 8 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 9 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 11 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 12 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 13 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 14 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 15 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 16 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 17 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 18 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 19 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 20 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 21 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 22 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 23 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 24 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 25 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 26 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 27 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 28 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 29 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 30 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 31 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 32 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 33 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 34 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 35 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 36 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 37 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 38 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 39 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 40 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 41 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 42 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 43 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 44 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 45 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 46 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 47 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 48 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 49 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 50 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
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The Lollichop
Level 51 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 52 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 53 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 54 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 55 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 56 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 57 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 58 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 59 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 60 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 61 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 62 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 63 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 64 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 65 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 66 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 67 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 68 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 69 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 70 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 71 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 72 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 73 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 74 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 75 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 76 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 77 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 78 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 79 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 80 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 81 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 82 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 83 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 84 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 85 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 86 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 87 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 88 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 89 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 90 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 91 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 92 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 93 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 94 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 95 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 96 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 97 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 98 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 99 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 100 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
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Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
 
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 95 Hat - Traded
Painted with Australium Gold
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastlierest
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 76 Hat - Found in Crate
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 15 Hat - Crafted
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
  • Crafted by Flarp von Karma
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 12 Hat - Purchased
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
  
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 74 Hat - Timed Drop
2644
Antlers #2644
Level 1 Hat - Crafted
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
  • Crafted by Shortsy
  • Craft number: 2644
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Style: Headphones Disengaged
23065
The Hero's Tail #23065
Level 83 Hat - Crafted
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
  • Crafted by Scarfy
  • Craft number: 23065
9306
The Cross-Comm Express #9306
Level 96 Hat - Crafted
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
  • Crafted by Kirby aint even mad
  • Craft number: 9306
Exquisite Rack
Level 62 Hat - Timed Drop
12540
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #12540
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Pinky
  • Craft number: 12540
  
1864
The Hat With No Name #1864
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
  • Craft number: 1864
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Tyrant's Helm
Level 18 Hat - Purchased
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
  • Uncraftable
Pyro's Beanie
Level 98 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
  
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 5 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Full Color Paint
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 8 Hat - Timed Drop
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Napper's Respite
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
After a long day of burning scouts.
14886
Connoisseur's Cap #14886
Level 68 Hat - Crafted
You're today's theme ingredient...
  • Crafted by xXx420|;//~bLaZ3-1t-f@gG0t$~_
  • Craft number: 14886
Demoman's Fro
Level 55 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 14 Hat - Found in Crate
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Named
Chief Iron Bear
Level 61 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Nuts n' Bolts
Football Helmet
Level 93 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Industrial Festivizer
Level 1 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by dwubsly
Mining Light
Level 6 Hat - Timed Drop
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
  • Crafted by Helper S> BP $800!!
11630
Western Wear #11630
Level 53 Hat - Crafted
The old West never saw this kind of class.
  • Craft number: 11630
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 29 Hat - Crafted
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
  • Crafted by Darth Maul
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
  • Uncraftable
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 86 Hat - Timed Drop
Professional's Panama
Level 48 Hat - Found in Crate
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
13384
The Fruit Shoot #13384
Level 32 Hat - Crafted
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
  • Crafted by Mr. Vinderack
  • Craft number: 13384
Trophy Belt
Level 52 Hat - Purchased
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
  • Uncraftable
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 32 Hat - Timed Drop
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
7164
The Counterfeit Billycock #7164
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This hat is a spy.
  • Crafted by Mario6493
  • Craft number: 7164
24814
Cosa Nostra Cap #24814
Level 58 Hat - Crafted
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
  • Crafted by Darth Maul
  • Craft number: 24814
Familiar Fez
Level 23 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by TB-009
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
4
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 29 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot - Steam Purchase
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin - Steam Purchase
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings.
261
The Reindoonicorn #261
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
  • Crafted by Teddy Robobelt
  • Craft number: 261
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
4871
Archimedes #4871
Level 80 - Crafted
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
  • Crafted by «ỮŞЌ» UNA feat. --FIVE--
  • Craft number: 4871
2475
The Pocket Purrer #2475
Level 7 Satchel - Crafted
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
  • Crafted by Mercury Man
  • Craft number: 2475
Sir Hootsalot
Level 92 - Halloween Drop
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
  • Style: Snowy
  • Uncraftable
The Koala Compact
Level 53 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
NamedDescribed
  
The Norwegian Blue
Level 100 - Gifted
Lovely Plumage
  • Style: Imbued
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
  
1823
The Builder's Blueprints #1823
Level 15 Blueprints - Crafted
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
  • Craft number: 1823
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Doc's Holiday
Level 47 Apparel - Found in Crate
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
  • Style: Flu
  
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Painted with Team Spirit
The Bonedolier
Level 42 Bones - Halloween Drop
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
  • Uncraftable
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Traded
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 26 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Le Party Phantom
Level 26 Hat - Timed Drop
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 17 Hat - Crafted
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
  • Crafted by Safety Potato
5774
Dillinger's Duffel #5774
Level 62 Backpack - Crafted
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
  • Crafted by M Smooth
  • Craft number: 5774
The Merc's Muffler
Level 18 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 22 Mystical Lamp - Timed Drop
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
<no employment record found>
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
9068
The Apparatchik's Apparel #9068
Level 12 Shirt - Crafted
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Crafted by Helper S> BP $800!!
  • Craft number: 9068
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin - Steam Purchase
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest.
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 24 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
13522
The Outback Intellectual #13522
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Crafted by [Regulators] Balto
  • Craft number: 13522
8067
Security Shades #8067
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Sir Meleagant the deicide
  • Craft number: 8067
The Mutton Mann
Level 92 Hair - Purchased
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
15797
The Kringle Collection #15797
Level 55 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
  • Crafted by Kirby aint even mad
  • Craft number: 15797
The Purity Fist
Level 10 - Timed Drop
Googly Gazer
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
  • Crafted by Most Modest Moe
  • Style: Machine in the Man
The Made Man
Level 48 - Timed Drop
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
2141
The Reindoonicorn #2141
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
  • Crafted by Helper S> BP $800!!
  • Craft number: 2141
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
15808
Apparition's Aspect #15808
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by 쿠치토
  • Craft number: 15808
Villain's Veil
Level 1 Hat - Timed Drop
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Smooth Assassin
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 15 Stocking - Timed Drop
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
10840
The Triad Trinket #10840
Level 83 Necklace - Crafted
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Crafted by MonkeyCheez3K
  • Craft number: 10840
  • Style: Bear
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
5
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Rage-Inducing Scattergun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1527
Uncharitable Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Uncharitable Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 107
Somewhat Threatening Shortstop
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 91
Somewhat Threatening Soda Popper
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 83
Unremarkable Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Unremarkable Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
  • Kills: 15
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun - Found in Crate
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Mildly Menacing Pistol
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 51
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
7880
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #7880
Level 10 Pistol - Crafted
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Crafted by B a r r a K a :3
  • Craft number: 7880
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Unremarkable Flying Guillotine
Level 35 Unremarkable Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 15
  • Style: Thirstier
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
  • Uncraftable
Rage-Inducing Mad Milk
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Sodden Victims: 1866
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Unremarkable Bat
Level 1 Unremarkable Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 18
Spectacularly Lethal Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Spectacularly Lethal Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Humiliations: 315
  • Dominations: 15
16172
Unarmed Combat #16172
Level 31 - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
  • Crafted by Doc Dobbs
  • Craft number: 16172
Scarcely Lethal Sandman
Level 15 Scarcely Lethal Bat - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 37
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Crafted
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Boston Basher
Level 25 Scarcely Lethal Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  • Kills: 28
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 4
Scarcely Lethal Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Scarcely Lethal Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
  • Kills: 25
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Face-Melting Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Face-Melting Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1347
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
Gore-Spattered Direct Hit
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 484
Gore-Spattered Black Box
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 408
  • Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 8
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Wicked Nasty Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 725
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
Notably Dangerous Beggar's Bazooka
Level 15 Notably Dangerous Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
  • Kills: 155
6
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Style: Festivest
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Gore-Spattered Shotgun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 464
Mildly Menacing Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
  • Kills: 46
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Scarcely Worn Mantreads
Level 10 Scarcely Worn Boots - Found in Crate
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
  • Opponents Flattened: 4
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun - Found in Crate
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 3
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 1
Unremarkable Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Unremarkable Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Kills: 17
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Level 10 Unremarkable Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 16
Unremarkable Escape Plan
Level 10 Unremarkable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 23
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Spectacularly Lethal Flame Thrower
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 345
Unremarkable Rainblower
Level 10 Unremarkable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 18
Spectacularly Lethal Backburner
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 307
Wicked Nasty Degreaser
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 566
47136
The Phlogistinator #47136
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 47136
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench - Found in Crate
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Sufficiently Lethal Flare Gun
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 206
  • Soldiers Killed: 35
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Unremarkable Detonator
Level 10 Unremarkable Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 13
29217
The Manmelter #29217
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 29217
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
50516
The Scorch Shot #50516
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 50516
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun - Found in Crate
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Unremarkable Fire Axe
Level 1 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 13
Unremarkable Lollichop
Level 16 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 12
Somewhat Threatening Axtinguisher
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 90
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 6
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Crafted
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • -25% damage vs players
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 5
Unremarkable Back Scratcher
Level 10 Unremarkable Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 23
7
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
12692
The Third Degree #12692
Level 10 Fire Axe - Crafted
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 12692
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Unremarkable Neon Annihilator
Level 15 Unremarkable Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 11
  • Submerged Enemy Kills: 4
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Named
SPAMMASTER 5000 Version 1.0
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 56
Scarcely Lethal Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 38
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Truly Feared Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Truly Feared Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 237
Uncharitable Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Uncharitable Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 131
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Unremarkable Bottle
Level 1 Unremarkable Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 19
Gift
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Gifted
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
  • Gift from: Gamer
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 2
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 51 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Unremarkable Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 10
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Persian Persuader
Level 10 Unremarkable Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 21
8
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Face-Melting Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 2 Face-Melting Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 1069
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Truly Feared Natascha
Level 5 Truly Feared Minigun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Kills: 242
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Sufficiently Lethal Brass Beast
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Minigun - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Kills: 216
Somewhat Threatening Tomislav
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 75
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 100 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Unremarkable Family Business
Level 10 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 16
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Achievement
  • Untradable
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Fists
Level 1 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1
11308
The Apoco-Fists #11308
Level 10 Fists - Crafted
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 11308
  • Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Unremarkable Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 22
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 5
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 1
29003
The Eviction Notice #29003
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 29003
  • -60% damage penalty
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Unremarkable Frontier Justice
Level 5 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 10
Somewhat Threatening Widowmaker
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Kills: 99
6332
The Pomson 6000 #6332
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 6332
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 86 Shotgun - Crafted
  • Crafted by Darth Maul
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
Spectacularly Jocular Holiday Punch
Level 10 Spectacularly Jocular Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
  • Tickle Fights Won: 300
  • Kills: 56
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Achievement
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
  • Untradable
58888
The Short Circuit #58888
Level 5 Robot Arm - Crafted
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 58888
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Untradable
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The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Unremarkable Wrench
Level 1 Unremarkable Wrench - Found in Crate
  • Sentry Kills: 22
  • Kills: 4
  • Robots Destroyed: 0
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Unremarkable Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Unremarkable Wrench - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 15
Somewhat Threatening Jag
Level 15 Somewhat Threatening Wrench - Found in Crate
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 70
  • Kills: 18
35258
The Eureka Effect #35258
Level 20 Wrench - Crafted
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 35258
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Traded
2408
The Freedom Staff #2408
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by Zoey
  • Craft number: 2408
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Somewhat Threatening Syringe Gun
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 75
Somewhat Threatening Blutsauger
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 96
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Scarcely Lethal Crossbow - Found in Crate
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 31
Mildly Menacing Overdose
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Kills: 54
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Halloween Drop
  • Style: Demoman
  • Uncraftable
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Found in Crate
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Sufficiently Lethal Medi Gun
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 215
  • Kill Assists: 480
Named
The Adolf Kritzler
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Sufficiently Lethal Quick-Fix
Level 8 Sufficiently Lethal Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Ubers: 215
  • Kill Assists: 371
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Crafted
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Mildly Menacing Bonesaw
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 55
Somewhat Threatening Ubersaw
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 92
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Amputator
Level 15 Scarcely Lethal Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • Kills: 28
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Spectacularly Lethal Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 289
19123
The AWPer Hand #19123
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 19123
Uncharitable Huntsman
Level 10 Uncharitable Bow - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 107
Uncharitable Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Uncharitable Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 125
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
  • Kills: 4
258126
The Machina #258126
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 258126
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted

Heads will roll.
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
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The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Scarcely Lethal SMG
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal SMG - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 39
Gift
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • Gift from: sUSHI
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 1
Wicked Nasty Jarate
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 567
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
7856
The Cozy Camper #7856
Level 10 Backpack - Crafted
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 7856
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Mildly Menacing Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 60
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Somewhat Threatening Bushwacka
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Kukri - Found in Crate
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 85
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Somewhat Threatening Revolver
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 89
Unremarkable Ambassador
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 19
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable L'Etranger
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 23
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Unremarkable Diamondback
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 23
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Wicked Nasty Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 583
34401
The Sharp Dresser #34401
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 34401
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
  • Style: Baccara
  • Untradable
Truly Feared Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Truly Feared Knife - Found in Crate
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Kills: 244
23254
Wanga Prick #23254
Level 69 Knife - Crafted
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 23254
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Scarcely Lethal Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 25
Uncharitable Big Earner
Level 1 Uncharitable Knife - Found in Crate
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 102
Gore-Spattered Spy-cicle
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Kills: 459
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Slot Token - PDA2
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
4122
The Quäckenbirdt #4122
Level 17 Invis Watch - Crafted
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
  • Craft number: 4122
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
  • Untradable
Truly Feared Dead Ringer
Level 5 Truly Feared Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 229
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Nullity-Inducing Sapper
Level 1 Nullity-Inducing Sapper - Found in Crate
  • Buildings Sapped: 521
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 2 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
11
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
 
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2011-07-16 18:54:45
  • Untradable
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 84 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Untradable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
 
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 71 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 1
  • Untradable
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
 
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Named
K-Y Jelly
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 2
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
 
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool - Found in Crate
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 4 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
 
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 90 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Tux
Level 53 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Style: Pyro
  • Untradable
12
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
The Wrap Battler
Level 84 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Idiot Box
Level 34 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Blazing Bull
Level 55 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Hair of the Dog
Level 62 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Can Opener
Level 3 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Buzz Killer
Level 30 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Einstein
Level 24 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Holy Hunter
Level 12 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Under Cover
Level 79 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
B-ankh!
Level 25 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 25 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fallen Angel
Level 55 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 22 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 71 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 77 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 87 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 94 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Griffin's Gog
Level 2 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
The Futankhamun
Level 54 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 86 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 19 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 44 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 30 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 26 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Emerald Jarate
Level 61 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 67 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Intangible Ascot
Level 83 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
The Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Halloween Drop
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
  • Style: Hey Guys, What's Going On?
  • Uncraftable
The Plutonidome
Level 73 Hat - Halloween Drop
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
  • Uncraftable
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Ghost Pepper
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable