Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Add a custom decal to eligible items.

Used to open locked RoboCrates.

Even more ghastly.

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

He had one all along...

This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.

For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.

This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.

Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard.

Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.

Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.

'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.

Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.

Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.

And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.

Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!

Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.

While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Spiky end goes into other man.

+80% Rain Resistance

Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?

This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.

When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.

Death from above!

These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.

Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.

Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!

Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Heads will roll.

Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.

A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.

A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.

Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.

These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.

Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'

Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!

Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!

High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).

Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.

Splash the pot with all you got.

Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

'Do no harm.'

A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.

While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.

The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)

Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.

Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.

If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

After a long day of burning scouts.

This hat adds spice to any occasion.

Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.

Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.

It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.

Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.

Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.