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The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Traded
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item - Achievement
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It whispers faintly...'heads'...
  • Untradable
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Larrikin Robin
Level 70 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Vriisureol
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
<no employment record found>
  • Crafted by Vriisureol
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
  • Untradable
Blighted Beak
Level 52 Hat - Traded
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Achievement
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Untradable
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
Gift
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Gifted
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • Gift from: lMintyl
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 1
  • Untradable
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Achievement
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Untradable
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
9712
The Infernal Impaler #9712
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Trickester
  • Craft number: 9712
Wicked Nasty Syringe Gun
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 545
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
10103
The Hermes #10103
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
  • Crafted by Pudge
  • Craft number: 10103
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
48475
Power Up Canteen #48475
Level 27 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by Vriisureol
  • Craft number: 48475
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Power Up Canteen
Level 31 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
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Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Traded
The Crone's Dome
Level 88 Hat - Halloween Drop
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
  • Uncraftable
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 93 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
The Intangible Ascot
Level 67 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - MvM Squad surplus reward
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Blazing Bull
Level 98 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Crafted by |WZ| Epic_Fool (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package - Timed Drop
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened from your backpack.
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 4 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 21 Apparel - Halloween Drop
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
  • Uncraftable
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
3508
The Hetman's Headpiece #3508
Level 38 Hat - Crafted
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
  • Crafted by Vriisureol
  • Craft number: 3508
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Hotrod
Level 74 Hat - Traded
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
  • Untradable
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 7 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 41 Hat - Timed Drop
Napper's Respite
Level 38 Hat - Crafted
After a long day of burning scouts.
  • Crafted by Vriisureol
  • Untradable
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Villain's Veil
Level 2 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Trained Killer
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Geisha Boy
Level 51 Hat - Crafted
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
  • Crafted by Vriisureol
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - MvM Badge completion reward
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Untradable
6991
The Counterfeit Billycock #6991
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This hat is a spy.
  • Crafted by MrMonotone
  • Craft number: 6991
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
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Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Somewhat Threatening Flare Gun
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 77
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool - Timed Drop
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 55 Hat - Found in Crate
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Traded
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
Truly Feared Black Box
Level 5 Truly Feared Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 274
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool - Traded
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2011-05-22 22:59:52
  • Untradable
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Achievement
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Untradable
The Bonedolier
Level 24 Bones - Halloween Drop
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
  • Uncraftable
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 44 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Achievement
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
  • Untradable
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Achievement
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Untradable
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Untradable
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Achievement
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Untradable
The Lollichop
Level 84 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastlierest
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 17 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 58 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Le Party Phantom
Level 36 Hat - Timed Drop
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Achievement
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Untradable
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 25 Lantern - Halloween Drop
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
  • Uncraftable
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
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The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Neon Annihilator
Level 64 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 55 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Sir Hootsalot
Level 65 - Halloween Drop
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
  • Uncraftable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Gore-Spattered Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 370
Epic Jarate
Level 5 Epic Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 5345
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Crafted by Vriisureol
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Purchased
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 38 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
 
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 15 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Strange Part: Engineers Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Untradable
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 62 Hat - Traded
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 29 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Face-Melting Backburner
Level 10 Face-Melting Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 1142
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 36 Hat - Timed Drop
5
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
The Pocket Purrer
Level 98 Satchel - Found in Crate
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Untradable
Somewhat Threatening Huntsman
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Bow - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 81
  • Headshot Kills: 45
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
The War Pig
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
  • Style: Conspicuous
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Keep little healing man close.
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Notably Dangerous Jag
Level 15 Notably Dangerous Wrench - Traded
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 138
  • Kills: 8
Tux
Level 28 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Untradable
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 19 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Achievement
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Untradable
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
4656
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #4656
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Vriisureol
  • Craft number: 4656
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Achievement
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Scottish Snarl
Level 63 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Hair of the Dog
Level 90 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Scottish Snarl
Level 60 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Pickled Paws
Level 69 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Wrap Battler
Level 94 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
B-ankh!
Level 94 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Futankhamun
Level 12 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
The Fallen Angel
Level 18 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Tail From the Crypt
Level 34 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Einstein
Level 93 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 40 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Emerald Jarate
Level 14 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Idiot Box
Level 76 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Steel Pipes
Level 90 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Shoestring Budget
Level 75 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Under Cover
Level 25 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Griffin's Gog
Level 90 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Intangible Ascot
Level 53 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Can Opener
Level 36 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 38 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Holy Hunter
Level 82 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Silver Bullets
Level 42 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 64 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Buzz Killer
Level 90 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
6
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Traded
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Untradable
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 - Steam Purchase
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Achievement
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 37 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
Defiant Spartan
Level 70 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Gift
Earbuds
Level 53 Hat - Traded
OSX represent!
  • Gift from: ポケモン Shuckle
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Achievement
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Untradable
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 93 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - MvM Squad surplus reward
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0