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Action13
Building6
Hats164
Misc136
Other46
Pda10
Weapons613
Total988 / 2000
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Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
  • Untradable
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Altara (♥ Minte)
  • Crate Series #58
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Defender Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while they are carrying the intel, pushing the cart, or capturing a point.
Strange Part: Defender Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while they are carrying the intel, pushing the cart, or capturing a point.
Strange Part: Defender Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while they are carrying the intel, pushing the cart, or capturing a point.
Strange Part: Engineers Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Engineers Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Kills While Übercharged
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you're under the effect of a Medic's Übercharge.
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Snipers Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Snipers Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Snipers Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Underwater Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while they are completely submerged.
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Minte (♥ Altara)
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Altara (♥ Minte)
  • Crate Series #57
40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #40
 
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool - Gifted
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
 
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool - Gifted
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Antlers
Level 35 Hat - Purchased
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
  • Untradable
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
  • Untradable
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
 
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Style: Ghostly
  • Untradable
Painted with Indubitably Green
  
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghostly
Painted with Team Spirit
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 9 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Untradable
Haunted Executioner
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
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The Full Head Of Steam
Level 15 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Untradable
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
 
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Unusual Modest Pile of Hat
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
  • Effect: Green Black Hole
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
  • Style: Aperture Logo
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 19 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 51 Hat - Found in Crate
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 39 Hat - Found in Crate
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 81 Hat - Found in Crate
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 80 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Unusual Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 7 Hat - Traded
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
  • Effect: Sunbeams
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 14 Hat - Crafted
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
  • Crafted by Quodz.mg
The Ebenezer
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
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The Brown Bomber #10513
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 10513
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
  • Untradable
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2011-04-25 00:14:31
  • Untradable
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin - Steam Purchase
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings.
Saxton's Own Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Saxton's Own Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 324
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Tux
Level 2 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 12 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 7 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 3 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 3 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 67 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Gift
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 4 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Gift from: The Fat Penguin 'Cornette'
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 37 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge - Third-Party Promotion
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Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 24 Lantern - Found in Crate
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Smissmas Wreath
Level 74 Pin - Purchased
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest.
NamedDescribed
  
Genuine Candycorn
Level 20 Balloon - CD Key
Candycorn, just like her cousin The Balloonicorn, but made of candy.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Battery Canteens
Level 61 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 2
Power Up Canteen
Level 69 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Squad surplus reward
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Truly Feared Soda Popper
Level 10 Truly Feared Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 267
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Gore-Spattered Shortstop
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 358
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 96 Scattergun - Traded
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 1
Truly Feared Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Truly Feared Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 266
Gift
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
  • 40% more accurate
  • Gift from: The Joker
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
  • Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
  • Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
  • Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
  • Kills: 0
Scarcely Lethal Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
  • Kills: 29
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Scattergun
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 158
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 3 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 6
Notably Dangerous Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 136
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Wicked Nasty Mad Milk
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Sodden Victims: 646
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The Flying Guillotine #14
Level 63 Cleaver - Crafted
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 14
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
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Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
Strange Flying Guillotine
Level 13 Strange Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Flying Guillotine
Level 17 Strange Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Gifted
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - MvM Badge completion reward
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - MvM Squad surplus reward
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Gifted
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - MvM Squad surplus reward
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Truly Feared Pistol
Level 1 Truly Feared Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 232
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Gifted
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Gifted
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
Wicked Nasty Atomizer
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Bat - Found in Crate
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 514
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Found in Crate
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Found in Crate
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Truly Feared Boston Basher
Level 25 Truly Feared Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  • Kills: 268
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - MvM Squad surplus reward
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Steam Purchase
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - MvM Squad surplus reward
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Gore-Spattered Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Gore-Spattered Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Humiliations: 444
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
18749
Unarmed Combat #18749
Level 24 - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
  • Crafted by Howoriginal: The Bloody Gir
  • Craft number: 18749
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Gifted
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Gore-Spattered Sandman
Level 15 Gore-Spattered Bat - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 460
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Unremarkable Frying Pan
Level 5 Unremarkable Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Kills: 18
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Gifted
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - MvM Squad surplus reward
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
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The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Sufficiently Lethal Bat
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 220
Notably Dangerous Festive Bat
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 147
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Strange Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Humiliations: 0
8144
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora #8144
Level 83 Hat - Crafted
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 8144
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 17 Hat - Found in Crate
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 44 Hat - Found in Crate
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 53 Hat - Found in Crate
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 93 Hat - Found in Crate
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
The Bot Dogger
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
The Robot Running Man
Level 97 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy!
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
The Milkman
Level 99 Hat - Traded
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
Unusual Bonk Boy
Level 56 Hat - Traded
  • Effect: Steaming
3385
The Teufort Tooth Kicker #3385
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 3385
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
10528
Dillinger's Duffel #10528
Level 17 Backpack - Crafted
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
  • Crafted by Quodz.mg
  • Craft number: 10528
The Bolt Boy
Level 47 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
The Bolt Boy
Level 56 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
The Bolt Boy
Level 62 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 100 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 76 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  
The Digit Divulger
Level 32 Gloves - Found in Crate
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
  • Style: Leather Closed
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
The Digit Divulger
Level 97 Gloves - Found in Crate
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - MvM Squad surplus reward
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - MvM Squad surplus reward
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Notably Dangerous Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
  • Kills: 165
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Notably Dangerous Machina
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
  • Kills: 164
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Gifted

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
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The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
Notably Dangerous Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 167
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - MvM Squad surplus reward
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Traded
Sufficiently Lethal Huntsman
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Bow - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 214
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Found in Crate
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Found in Crate
Strange Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Strange Bow - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 5
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 140
Notably Dangerous Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 155
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 5 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 193
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
Gift
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Gifted
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Gift from: DrunkenAxeStyle
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Store Promotion
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +25 max health on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 97 Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Strange Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 0
Notably Dangerous Jarate
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 159
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Gifted
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 0
Notably Dangerous Razorback
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 137
Notably Dangerous SMG
Level 1 Notably Dangerous SMG - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 149
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Gifted
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Notably Dangerous Bushwacka
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Kukri - Traded
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 163
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
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The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Notably Dangerous Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 173
The Bloodhound
Level 36 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
  • Untradable
Desert Marauder
Level 56 Hat - Found in Crate
Larrikin Robin
Level 17 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Death 101010
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 54 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Letch's LED
Level 73 Hat - Found in Crate
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 14 Hat - Found in Crate
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari.
Soldered Sensei
Level 9 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Soldered Sensei
Level 23 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Trophy Belt
Level 73 Hat - Timed Drop
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
The Bolted Bushman
Level 66 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things.
The Bolted Bushman
Level 79 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things.
Professional's Panama
Level 23 Hat - Found in Crate
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
The Cold Killer
Level 17 Hat - Found in Crate
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck - Steam Purchase
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 99 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Sir Hootsalot
Level 7 - Crafted
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 15 - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 17 - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
The Mutton Mann
Level 68 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Villain's Veil
Level 76 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
The good, the bad, and the dead.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Purchased
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Uncraftable
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 41 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 56 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 64 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 100 Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Level 14 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
  • Kills: 0
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Level 36 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
  • Kills: 0
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Level 41 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
  • Kills: 0
Truly Feared Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Truly Feared Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 258
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
Sufficiently Lethal Black Box
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 206
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Strange Original
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Original
Level 5 Unremarkable Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 12
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
Sufficiently Lethal Direct Hit
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 221
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 188
Sufficiently Lethal Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 7 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 224
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 2
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 188
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
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The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Positively Planar Mantreads
Level 10 Positively Planar Boots - Found in Crate
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
  • Opponents Flattened: 80
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
Sufficiently Lethal Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
  • Kills: 202
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Gifted
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - MvM Squad surplus reward
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Gifted
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Gifted
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - MvM Squad surplus reward
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Gifted
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Somewhat Threatening Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
  • Banners Deployed: 70
Notably Dangerous Shotgun
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 153
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Market Gardener
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 181
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - MvM Squad surplus reward
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Steam Purchase
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Kills: 168
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Gifted
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Equalizer
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 195
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The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Truly Feared Pain Train
Level 5 Truly Feared Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 242
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Gift
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Gifted
  • Gift from: DrunkenAxeStyle
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Notably Dangerous Escape Plan
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 164
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Shovel
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 140
19208
Armored Authority #19208
Level 68 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 19208
17633
Brain Bucket #17633
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
  • Crafted by Iggy
  • Craft number: 17633
8186
The Helmet Without a Home #8186
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 8186
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 54 Hat - Found in Crate
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 43 Hat - Crafted
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
  • Crafted by Death 101010
22500
Jumper's Jeepcap #22500
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Hobse Rizal
  • Craft number: 22500
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
Steel Shako
Level 22 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Steel Shako
Level 97 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 87 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 46 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Death 101010
Soldier's Stash
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
The Tin Pot
Level 95 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 19 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Death 101010
13135
The Salty Dog #13135
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
  • Crafted by ♥666NeCrO♥
  • Craft number: 13135
13261
The Hat With No Name #13261
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 13261
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 32 Hat - Found in Crate
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Zipperface
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
14103
The All-Father #14103
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 14103
The Bonedolier
Level 42 Bones - Crafted
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
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Haunted Bonedolier
Level 90 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
14891
Fancy Dress Uniform #14891
Level 54 Uniform - Crafted
  • Craft number: 14891
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 54 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 98 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
10943
The Ornament Armament #10943
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 10943
Soldier's Stogie
Level 22 Cigar - Timed Drop
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - MvM Squad surplus reward
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Purchased
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Uncraftable
Notably Dangerous Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 149
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Purchased
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
  • Uncraftable
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Notably Dangerous Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Grenade Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 148
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Unremarkable Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Unremarkable Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 14
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
Unremarkable Splendid Screen
Level 10 Unremarkable Shield - Found in Crate
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Kills: 17
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Notably Dangerous Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Kills: 139
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Notably Dangerous Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 137
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 152
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Crafted
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Notably Dangerous Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 149
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 4 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 212
  • Style: Festivest
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
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The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 63 Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Gift
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Gifted
  • Gift from: Dean
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Gifted
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 205
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - MvM Squad surplus reward
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - MvM Squad surplus reward
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - MvM Badge completion reward
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - MvM Squad surplus reward
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
Notably Dangerous Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Stick Bomb - Found in Crate
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 162
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Truly Feared Eyelander
Level 5 Truly Feared Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 253
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 177
Sufficiently Lethal Bottle
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 215
Unusual Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
  • Effect: Smoking
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 89 Hat - CD Key
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 89 Hat - CD Key
14488
The Tavish DeGroot Experience #14488
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 14488
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 63 Hat - Crafted
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 60 Hat - Found in Crate
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
The FR-0
Level 12 Hat - Found in Crate
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 84 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
18830
Tam O' Shanter #18830
Level 54 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 18830
Tam O' Shanter
Level 61 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
The Battery Bandolier
Level 87 Decorative Bombs - MvM Squad surplus reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
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14727
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #14727
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 14727
Bolted Bombardier
Level 78 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 87 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 28 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 98 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Cool Breeze
Level 37 Kilt - Found in Crate
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - MvM Badge completion reward
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Strange Crossbow - Found in Crate
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Notably Dangerous Crossbow - Found in Crate
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 170
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - MvM Squad surplus reward
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Overdose
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Kills: 150
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Notably Dangerous Blutsauger
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 160
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Syringe Gun
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 152
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Gift
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Gifted
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Gift from: Dean
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Unremarkable Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Unremarkable Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Kill Assists: 10
  • Ubers: 51
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Purchased
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Uncraftable
Scarcely Lethal Quick-Fix
Level 8 Scarcely Lethal Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Ubers: 42
  • Kill Assists: 27
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Purchased
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
  • Uncraftable
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Traded
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Mildly Menacing Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 55
  • Kill Assists: 38
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 11 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Somewhat Threatening Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 82
  • Kill Assists: 46
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Gifted
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Notably Dangerous Amputator
Level 15 Notably Dangerous Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • Kills: 169
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Gifted
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Notably Dangerous Ubersaw
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 159
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Bonesaw
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Bonesaw - Traded
  • Kills: 170
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The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 28
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 61 Hat - Found in Crate
Grimm Hatte
Level 73 Hat - Found in Crate
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Unusual Grimm Hatte
Level 52 Hat - Traded
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
  • Effect: Sunbeams
Haunted Einstein
Level 48 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Described
  
Unusual Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 39 Hat - Traded
The six million Jews imbued in this helmet curse the wearer to oblivion.
  • Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 76 Hat - Timed Drop
The Geisha Boy
Level 31 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Ze Goggles
Level 33 Glasses - Crafted
Nothing
  • Crafted by Death 101010
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
4935
The Gentleman's Ushanka #4935
Level 85 Hat - Crafted
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 4935
The Virus Doctor
Level 16 Hat - Found in Crate
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
The Virus Doctor
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 50 Hat - Found in Crate
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 59 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
Genuine Archimedes
Level 85 - CD Key
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
Der Wintermantel
Level 95 Apparel - Found in Crate
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
Doc's Holiday
Level 64 Apparel - Found in Crate
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 11 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 87 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 45 Backpack - MvM Badge completion reward
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 70 Satchel - Found in Crate
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 93 Satchel - Found in Crate
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square - MvM Squad surplus reward
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
Mecha-Medes
Level 5 - Found in Crate
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
The Byte'd Beak
Level 4 Hat - Found in Crate
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 26 - Found in Crate
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Epaulettes
NamedDescribed
  
Candy Beak
Level 22 Hat - Traded
Overflowing with candy goodness.
  • Effect: Purple Energy
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Gifted
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Notably Dangerous Brass Beast
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Minigun - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Kills: 143
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 39 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 83 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
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Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Tomislav
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 139
Gift
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Gifted
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • Gift from: DrunkenAxeStyle
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Gifted
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 91 Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Notably Dangerous Natascha
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Minigun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Kills: 150
Notably Dangerous Minigun
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Minigun - Traded
  • Kills: 161
Sufficiently Lethal Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 4 Sufficiently Lethal Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 201
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 1 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 4
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 6 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Gift
Unremarkable Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 3 Unremarkable Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Gift from: Dean
  • Kills: 18
  • Robots Destroyed: 373
Spectacularly Lethal Festive Minigun
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 309
Strange Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
Sufficiently Lethal Family Business
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 185
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - MvM Squad surplus reward
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Mildly Menacing Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Lunch Box - Found in Crate
  • Food Items Eaten: 62
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists - Steam Purchase
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
  • Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 0
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 0
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Gifted
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Mildly Mirthful Holiday Punch
Level 10 Mildly Mirthful Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
  • Tickle Fights Won: 53
  • Kills: 65
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Notably Dangerous Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Notably Dangerous Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 145
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
Scarcely Lethal Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 27
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The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Strange Fists
Level 1 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Fists
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 147
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
Coupe D'isaster
Level 77 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 83 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The U-clank-a
Level 86 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Gift
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 46 Hat - Crafted
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
  • Gift from: Triggerbeast
  • Crafted by Triggerbeast
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 59 Hat - Crafted
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
The Hound Dog
Level 16 Hat - Crafted
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
Hard Counter
Level 7 Hat - Found in Crate
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 3 Hat - Found in Crate
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Unusual Gridiron Guardian
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
  • Effect: Stormy Storm
The Tungsten Toque
Level 51 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
12132
The War Head #12132
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 12132
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 90 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 97 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 90 Hair - Found in Crate
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt - Steam Purchase
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
10707
The Sandvich Safe #10707
Level 15 Lunchbox - Crafted
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 10707
Named
LIVING LEGEND
Level 83 Hat - Found in Crate
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
  • Effect: Smoking
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Gore-Spattered Rainblower
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 383
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Truly Feared Degreaser
Level 10 Truly Feared Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 246
  • Projectiles Reflected: 27
  • Posthumous Kills: 4
  • Robots Destroyed: 45
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Notably Dangerous Backburner
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 164
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Flame Thrower
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 157
Sufficiently Lethal Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 207
  • Robots Destroyed: 460
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 206
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - MvM Squad surplus reward
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - MvM Squad surplus reward
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Notably Dangerous Flare Gun
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 148
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Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Detonator
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 154
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Gifted
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Gifted
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Gifted
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Back Scratcher
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 176
The Lollichop
Level 53 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 67 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 79 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 93 Fire Axe - MvM Squad surplus reward
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Sufficiently Lethal Lollichop
Level 99 Sufficiently Lethal Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 182
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Gifted
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 63 Sign - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
44
The Neon Annihilator #44
Level 96 Sign - Crafted
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 44
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign - Steam Purchase
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 9 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 12 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 41 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 50 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 55 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 99 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
Notably Dangerous Powerjack
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 169
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - MvM Badge completion reward
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Sufficiently Lethal Axtinguisher
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 175
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - MvM Squad surplus reward
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Homewrecker
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 190
Unremarkable Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 12
Strange Fire Axe
Level 1 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Fire Axe
Level 1 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Fire Axe
Level 1 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Fire Axe
Level 1 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 72 Hat - Crafted
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
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Brigade Helm
Level 24 Hat - CD Key
Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 24 Hat - CD Key
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 87 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
The Electric Escorter
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
The Electric Escorter
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Firewall Helmet
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 51 Hat - Found in Crate
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Metal Slug
Level 9 Hat - Found in Crate
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
The Metal Slug
Level 49 Hat - Found in Crate
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 58 Hat - Found in Crate
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
The Attendant
Level 63 Hat - Timed Drop
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 85 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 93 Backpack - Found in Crate
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 44 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Burning Bongos
Level 20 Bongos - MvM Squad surplus reward
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
13959
The Cremator's Conscience #13959
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 13959
Unusual HazMat Headcase
Level 78 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
  • Effect: Nuts n' Bolts
5065
The Infernal Orchestrina #5065
Level 54 Backpack - Crafted
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 5065
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Filamental
Level 20 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
The Filamental
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
The Rusty Reaper
Level 44 Hat - Found in Crate
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
The Rusty Reaper
Level 65 Hat - Found in Crate
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
The Scrap Sack
Level 64 Backpack - Found in Crate
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 14 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 46 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 83 Mask - Found in Crate
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Notably Dangerous Diamondback
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 148
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
Notably Dangerous L'Etranger
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 144
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Notably Dangerous Ambassador
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 145
Somewhat Threatening Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 76
Sufficiently Lethal Revolver
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Revolver - Traded
  • Kills: 185
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
Notably Dangerous Big Earner
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Knife - Found in Crate
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 140
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
  • Style: Baccara
  • Untradable
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Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Sufficiently Lethal Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Knife - Found in Crate
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Kills: 205
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Gifted
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - MvM Squad surplus reward
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Steam Purchase
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Notably Dangerous Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Kunai - Found in Crate
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 142
29950
The Sharp Dresser #29950
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 29950
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Spy-cicle
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Kills: 137
88627
Wanga Prick #88627
Level 7 Knife - Crafted
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 88627
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Strange Knife
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Knife
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Knife - Traded
  • Kills: 140
Sufficiently Lethal Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 219
Mildly Menacing Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 3 Mildly Menacing Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 51
Spectacularly Lethal Festive Knife
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 286
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 31 Sapper - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
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The Red-Tape Recorder #36
Level 31 Sapper - Crafted
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 36
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper - Steam Purchase
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 90 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
Strange Sapper
Level 1 Strange Sapper - Found in Crate
  • Buildings Sapped: 0
Truly Conducting Sapper
Level 1 Truly Conducting Sapper - Found in Crate
  • Buildings Sapped: 70
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Gore-Spattered Dead Ringer
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 372
Scarcely Shocking Invis Watch
Level 1 Scarcely Shocking Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Seconds Cloaked: 532
12222
The Dashin' Hashshashin #12222
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
  • Crafted by ♥666NeCrO♥
  • Craft number: 12222
Détective Noir
Level 19 Hat - Found in Crate
Détective Noir
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
Détective Noir
Level 66 Hat - Found in Crate
Base Metal Billycock
Level 3 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 23 Hat - Found in Crate
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME.
Fancy Fedora
Level 77 Hat - Crafted
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
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Frenchman's Beret
Level 82 Hat - Found in Crate
Because real espionage is an artform.
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat is a spy.
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat is a spy.
Familiar Fez
Level 51 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Death 101010
The Dapper Disguise
Level 54 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
  • Untradable
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 80 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
19342
The Made Man #19342
Level 82 - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 19342
Le Party Phantom
Level 98 Hat - Timed Drop
The Megapixel Beard
Level 5 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 84 Hat - Found in Crate
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
16629
The Spectre's Spectacles #16629
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
  • Crafted by Howoriginal: The Bloody Gir
  • Craft number: 16629
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 39 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Notably Dangerous Widowmaker
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Kills: 138
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Notably Dangerous Frontier Justice
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Shotgun - Traded
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 151
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 7
The Rescue Ranger
Level 93 Shotgun - Crafted
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Purchased
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Uncraftable
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - MvM Badge completion reward
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - MvM Badge completion reward
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Traded
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
Truly Feared Jag
Level 15 Truly Feared Wrench - Traded
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 235
  • Kills: 120
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Notably Dangerous Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Notably Dangerous Wrench - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 143
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Notably Dangerous Gunslinger
Level 15 Notably Dangerous Robot Arm - Found in Crate
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
  • Sentry Kills: 163
  • Kills: 93
Notably Dangerous Wrench
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Wrench - Found in Crate
  • Sentry Kills: 142
  • Kills: 83
Truly Feared Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 2 Truly Feared Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sentry Kills: 259
  • Kills: 63
  • Robots Destroyed: 138
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Wrench
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Wrench - Found in Crate
  • Sentry Kills: 212
  • Kills: 64
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sentry Kills: 0
  • Kills: 0
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - MvM Squad surplus reward
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
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The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Purchased
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
  • Uncraftable
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Purchased
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
  • Uncraftable
Unremarkable Construction PDA
Level 1 Unremarkable PDA - Found in Crate
  • Sentry Kills: 21
  • Allies Teleported: 47
  • Health Dispensed to Allies: 8838
Mining Light
Level 20 Hat - Crafted
For Engineers with bright ideas.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
The Tin-1000
Level 67 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Safe'n'Sound
Level 55 Hat - Found in Crate
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Western Wear
Level 12 Hat - Found in Crate
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
The Data Mining Light
Level 40 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Data Mining Light
Level 83 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Timeless Topper
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
The Timeless Topper
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
The Barnstormer
Level 84 Hat - Found in Crate
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
16404
The Builder's Blueprints #16404
Level 15 Blueprints - Crafted
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
  • Crafted by Death 101010
  • Craft number: 16404
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy - Steam Purchase
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Teddy Robobelt
Level 29 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
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MIRACLE <3
Level 56 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Triple brainiac credits go to =ADK=DarkByDesign
  • Effect: Steaming
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
RoboCrate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked RoboCrates.
  • Uncraftable
Gift
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • +40% projectile speed
  • Gift from: Auslot
  • -25% clip size
Gift
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Gifted
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
  • Gift from: Auslot
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Gift
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Gifted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • Gift from: Auslot
  • No random critical hits
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode. You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode. You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when you complete a mission.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Neon Annihilator
Level 78 Sign - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players