All
Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 2381.48 | 9.45 |
| EUR | €1053.63 | €4.18 |
| GBP | £963.98 | £3.83 |
| RUB | 42047.79 | 166.86 |
| USD | $1408.48 | $5.59 |
Item statistics
| Action | 76 |
|---|---|
| Building | 4 |
| Hats | 194 |
| Misc | 509 |
| Other | 278 |
| Pda | 51 |
| Weapons | 885 |
| Total | 1997 / 2000 |
1
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode. You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode. You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode. You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode. You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode. You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when you complete a mission.
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
2
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 0
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 66 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 94 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Kills: 0
- Headshot Kills: 0
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Kills: 0
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Kills: 0
Strange Machina
Level 5 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
- Kills: 0
- Headshot Kills: 0
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 0
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 0
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 0
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 0
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 0
3
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- Kills: 0
- Headshot Kills: 0
- Dominations: 0
- Snipers Killed: 0
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- Kills: 0
- Headshot Kills: 0
- Heavies Killed: 0
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 0
- Gib Kills: 0
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 0
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 0
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 0
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 0
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 0
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 0
4
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 0
- Gib Kills: 0
- Soldiers Killed: 0
- Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 0
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 0
- Gib Kills: 0
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Crafted
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Strange Crossbow - Found in Crate
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 53 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 82 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
- Kills: 0
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
5
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 44 Minigun - Traded
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 51 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 86 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
- Posthumous Kills: 0
- Projectiles Reflected: 0
- Soldiers Killed: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Kills: 0
- Projectiles Reflected: 0
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
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Strange Backburner
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
- Kills: 0
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Gifted
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Strange Frontier Justice
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Frontier Justice
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Frontier Justice
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
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Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Style: Thirstier
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 43 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
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Strange Jarate
Level 5 Strange Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 0
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Strange Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 0
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
- Blocks a single backstab attempt
- Spies Shocked: 0
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
- Blocks a single backstab attempt
- Spies Shocked: 0
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Kills: 0
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
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Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Kills: 0
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 0
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 0
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 0
- Gib Kills: 0
- Buildings Destroyed: 0
- Heavies Killed: 0
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 97 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
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Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
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Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- +15 cloak on hit
- -20% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- +15 cloak on hit
- -20% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 37 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 73 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ambassador
Level 87 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Strange Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Traded
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
- Headshot Kills: 0
Strange Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
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The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- Kills: 0
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- Crafted by A Deadly Dog
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- Crafted by JEJ0X in pants
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- Crafted by Sleepy Kitsune
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Unarmed Combat #8705
Level 72 - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
- Crafted by The Anti-Quarian (idling)
- Craft number: 8705
Unarmed Combat #20448
Level 90 - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
- Crafted by ♦iWubYou♦
- Craft number: 20448
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
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Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Sandman
Level 93 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
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Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Kills: 0
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
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Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 12 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Untradable
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Crafted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
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Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 0
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 0
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
- Kills: 0
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Strange Ubersaw
Level 10 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
Chargin' saw of DEATH
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
DER SCHELLINATOR
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
SHUT THE FUCK UP
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 95 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Sissy Baby Fighting Gloves
Level 10 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
- Tickle Fights Won: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Lollichop
Level 96 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign - Steam Purchase
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 24 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 0
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
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Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 68 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 69 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 0
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 0
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 0
- Revenges: 0
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
- Sappers Removed: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
- +30 cloak on kill
- -25 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
- +30 cloak on kill
- -25 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Kills: 0
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Crafted
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Strange Kunai - Found in Crate
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Strange Kunai - Found in Crate
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Sharp Dresser #49123
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
- Craft number: 49123
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 0
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Strange Jag
Level 15 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
- 30% faster construction rate
- -25% damage penalty
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Jag
Level 15 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
- 30% faster construction rate
- -25% damage penalty
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Store Promotion
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Uncraftable
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Store Promotion
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Uncraftable
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
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Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Store Promotion
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
- Uncraftable
The Western Hostility
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 77 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder #25
Level 91 Sapper - Crafted
- Crafted by Irish
- Craft number: 25
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 92 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 99 Sapper - Purchased
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
- Uncraftable
The Quäckenbirdt #759
Level 77 Invis Watch - Crafted
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
- Crafted by Arcelor
- Craft number: 759
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Purchased
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
- Uncraftable
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
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Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 88 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 98 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Store Promotion
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
- Uncraftable
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Purchased
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
- Uncraftable
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Purchased
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
- Uncraftable
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 13 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 54 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 71 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Strange Invis Watch - Found in Crate
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
- Deaths Feigned: 0
The Crone's Dome
Level 85 Hat - Halloween Drop
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
- Uncraftable
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- 3.0
- Style: Ghastlierest
Haunted Executioner
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- Gift from: DerMeisterMike
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Uncraftable
Painted with After Eight
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- Gift from: Loki
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Uncraftable
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Uncraftable
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Uncraftable
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Style: Spine-Twisting
- Uncraftable
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Style: Spine-Twisting
- Uncraftable
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Style: Spine-Twisting
- Uncraftable
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Style: Spine-Twisting
- Uncraftable
That '70s Chapeau
Level 44 Hat - Purchased
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
- Uncraftable
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 37 Hat - Purchased
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
- Uncraftable
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
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The Human Cannonball
Level 98 Hat - Purchased
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
- Uncraftable
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
- Style: Burn
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
E hele mākou i kahakai.
- Style: Carefree Summer Nap
- Uncraftable
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 16 Hat - Purchased
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
- Uncraftable
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 34 Hat - Purchased
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
- Uncraftable
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 59 Hat - Purchased
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
- Uncraftable
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 8 Hat - Purchased
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
- Uncraftable
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 27 Hat - Purchased
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
- Uncraftable
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 88 Hat - Purchased
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the stomach for dressing up like a moth.
Batter's Helmet
Level 1 Hat - Purchased
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
- Uncraftable
Batter's Helmet
Level 57 Hat - Purchased
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
- Uncraftable
Batter's Helmet
Level 64 Hat - Purchased
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
- Uncraftable
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 8 Hat - Purchased
Straight outta control point.
- Style: Oldest School
- Uncraftable
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 93 Hat - Purchased
Straight outta control point.
- Style: Oldest School
- Uncraftable
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 96 Hat - Purchased
Straight outta control point.
- Style: Oldest School
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
The Hot Dogger #54
Level 10 Hat - Traded
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
- Crafted by Hydro
- Craft number: 54
The Front Runner
Level 24 Hat - Purchased
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty candles in the wind.
- Uncraftable
The Front Runner
Level 33 Hat - Purchased
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty candles in the wind.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 42 Hat - Traded
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Professional's Panama
Level 42 Hat - Purchased
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
- Uncraftable
Professional's Panama
Level 95 Hat - Purchased
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
- Uncraftable
The Cold Killer
Level 79 Hat - Found in Crate
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Unusual Cold Killer
Level 48 Hat - Found in Crate
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
- Effect: Massed Flies
- 1.0
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
VINTAGE MASTER'S BLACK BELT
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
The Battle Bob
Level 37 Hat - Crafted
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
- Crafted by liquidslime
Painted with Australium Gold
Soldier's Stash
Level 12 Hat - Purchased
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
- Uncraftable
Stainless Pot
Level 32 Hat - Purchased
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Also heats soup.
- Uncraftable
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The War Pig
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
- Style: Conspicuous
The Zipperface
Level 48 Hat - Halloween Drop
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
- Uncraftable
Haunted Zipperface
Level 78 Hat - Found in Crate
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
The Hair of the Dog
Level 46 Costume Piece - Purchased
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Uncraftable
The Hair of the Dog
Level 61 Costume Piece - Purchased
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Uncraftable
Scotch Bonnet
Level 42 Hat - Crafted
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
The K-9 Mane #2586
Level 46 Hat - Crafted
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
- Craft number: 2586
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 83 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Grimm Hatte
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
Grimm Hatte
Level 51 Hat - Purchased
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
- Uncraftable
Grimm Hatte
Level 92 Hat - Timed Drop
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 67 Hat - Purchased
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Your enemy will get the point.
- Uncraftable
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 53 Hat - Purchased
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
- Uncraftable
The Geisha Boy
Level 87 Hat - Purchased
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
- Uncraftable
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
- Uncraftable
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 53 Hat - Purchased
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
- Uncraftable
The Capo's Capper
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
- Gift from: bonus! Dave+
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
- Uncraftable
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
- Uncraftable
Officer's Ushanka
Level 3 Hat - Purchased
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Officer's Ushanka
Level 18 Hat - Purchased
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
- Uncraftable
Officer's Ushanka
Level 21 Hat - Purchased
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 99 Hat - Traded
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Hound Dog
Level 70 Hat - Purchased
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
- Uncraftable
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The Bubble Pipe
Level 39 Hat - Purchased
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Uncraftable
The Bubble Pipe
Level 62 Hat - Purchased
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Uncraftable
The Bubble Pipe
Level 69 Hat - Purchased
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Uncraftable
The DethKapp
Level 6 Hat - Purchased
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 89 Hat - Purchased
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
- Uncraftable
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 88 Hat - Purchased
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
- Uncraftable
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 94 Hat - Purchased
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
- Uncraftable
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
- Uncraftable
The Wraith Wrap
Level 22 Apparel - Halloween Drop
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
- Uncraftable
The Wraith Wrap
Level 93 Apparel - Halloween Drop
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
- Uncraftable
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 52 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 66 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 67 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 82 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
For Tobbaco Use Only..pfft Ya OKAY
Level 36 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
- Effect: It's A Secret To Everybody
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Grandaddy Purp
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
- Effect: Eerie Orbiting Fire
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Lightbulb
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
- Effect: Sunbeams
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Liquid's slime
Level 41 Hat - Purchased
liquidslime, an oxymoron really.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
One small step for man
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
One giant leap for Longfellowdeeds
- Effect: Cloudy Moon
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Dashin' Hashshashin #13164
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 13164
The Dashin' Hashshashin #13146
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 13146
The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #7
Level 15 Mask - Crafted
Lucky #7
- Crafted by John, Boring Old John.
- Craft number: 7
The Ninja Cowl
Level 95 Hat - Purchased
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Fancy Fedora
Level 38 Hat - Traded
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Fancy Fedora
Level 72 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 76 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 99 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Stealth Steeler
Level 10 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is spine-crushing entertainment!
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Hat of Cards
Level 94 Hat - Found in Crate
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 42 Hat - Traded
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Big Country
Level 1 Hat - Crafted
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
Big Country
Level 91 Hat - Timed Drop
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 11 Hat - Crafted
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 74 Hat - Crafted
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 78 Hat - Purchased
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 79 Hat - Purchased
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
- Uncraftable
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 94 Hat - Purchased
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
- Uncraftable
Painted with After Eight
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 69 Hat - Timed Drop
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 21 Hat - Purchased
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
- Uncraftable
Master Mind
Level 69 Hat - Halloween Drop
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
- Uncraftable
Haunted Master Mind
Level 78 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 20 Hat - Traded
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Awesomenauts Badge #3517
Level 92 Badge - Crafted
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 3517
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Halloween Drop
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
- Uncraftable
The Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Halloween Drop
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
- Uncraftable
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
- Style: Please Help
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
The Whale Bone Charm #1804
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 1804
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
- Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
- Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
- Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth.
- Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth.
- Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
- Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
- Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
- Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
- Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
- Uncraftable
Flair!
Level 20 Flair! - Purchased
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Uncraftable
Flair!
Level 20 Flair! - Purchased
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Uncraftable
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The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 1
- Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
- Untradable
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
The Merc Medal #3975
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other when one of them does a great job.
- Crafted by cgreenemax
- Craft number: 3975
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
This is totally not gay O_o
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Balloonicorn #79
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- Crafted by The Great Caligula
- Craft number: 79
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Purchased
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Uncraftable
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Timed Drop
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Reindoonicorn #639
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
- Crafted by Longfellowdeeds
- Craft number: 639
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The RoBro 3000
Level 25 Robot - Purchased
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
- Uncraftable
The RoBro 3000
Level 50 Robot - MvM Badge completion reward
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The RoBro 3000
Level 56 Robot - Found in Crate
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Painted with Indubitably Green
The RoBro 3000
Level 66 Robot - Purchased
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
- Uncraftable
The RoBro 3000
Level 77 Robot - Found in Crate
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge - Timed Drop
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge - Purchased
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Uncraftable
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge - Purchased
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Uncraftable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 87 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 8 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 11 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 18 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 19 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 24 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 35 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 36 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 44 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 51 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 51 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 73 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 77 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 77 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 86 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 89 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 90 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Bolgan Family Crest
Level 41 Badge - Crafted
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately involved with a monster cyclops.
- Crafted by Your Salad Is Not ValidCS
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 60 Lantern - Found in Crate
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
The Marxman #1479
Level 24 Glasses - Crafted
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Crafted by Cade
- Craft number: 1479
The Marxman
Level 41 Glasses - Purchased
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Uncraftable
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Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Style: Yes, Cigar
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion - Purchased
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Uncraftable
Clan Pride #8775
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Crafted by Derpy the DeerSlayer
- Craft number: 8775
Clan Pride #15864
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 15864
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion - Purchased
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Uncraftable
The Merc's Muffler
Level 87 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
The Tuxxy
Level 33 Tuxedo - Purchased
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The Tuxxy
Level 77 Tuxedo - Purchased
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Halloween Drop
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
- Uncraftable
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Smissmas Wreath
Level 13 Pin - Purchased
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest.
Longrod Vahn Hugendong
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Longrod Vahn Hugendong
Level 20 Balloon - CD Key
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
- Uncraftable
Painted with After Eight
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
- Uncraftable
Painted with After Eight
The Teufort Tooth Kicker #1194
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
- Craft number: 1194
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes - Purchased
Show balls who is the boss.
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Flunkyware
Level 82 Apparel - Purchased
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time.
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 57 Wings - Purchased
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 74 Wings - Crafted
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 77 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 90 Backpack - Purchased
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
- Gift from: Dimento
- Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 96 Backpack - Purchased
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Painted with Cream Spirit
Dillinger's Duffel #3078
Level 99 Backpack - Crafted
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
- Craft number: 3078
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops - Purchased
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel - Purchased
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
- Uncraftable
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel - Purchased
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
- Uncraftable
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel - Purchased
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel - Purchased
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
- Uncraftable
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 35 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- Uncraftable
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 56 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- Uncraftable
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 63 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- Uncraftable
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The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 74 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- Uncraftable
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 77 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 77 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- Uncraftable
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 77 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Crafted by Longfellowdeeds
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 86 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- Uncraftable
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 92 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- Uncraftable
The Stereoscopic Shades #501
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
- Craft number: 501
Sign of the Wolf's School #19167
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
- Crafted by Senator Clay Davis
- Craft number: 19167
Sign of the Wolf's School #20470
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 20470
The Fast Learner
Level 9 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Uncraftable
The Fast Learner
Level 9 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
The Fast Learner
Level 18 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Fast Learner
Level 20 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
The Fast Learner
Level 28 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Style: Winter
Painted with Australium Gold
The Fast Learner
Level 33 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
The Fast Learner
Level 41 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Uncraftable
The Fast Learner
Level 45 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
The Fast Learner
Level 48 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Uncraftable
The Fast Learner
Level 75 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Fast Learner
Level 77 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
The Fast Learner
Level 85 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
The Fast Learner
Level 90 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
Painted with After Eight
The Fast Learner
Level 90 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Fast Learner
Level 92 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Crafted by Longfellowdeeds
The Track Terrorizer #3885
Level 8 Shirt - Crafted
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 3885
The Track Terrorizer
Level 77 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
The Triad Trinket #826
Level 77 Necklace - Crafted
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
- Craft number: 826
The Triad Trinket
Level 87 Necklace - Purchased
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
- Uncraftable
The Champ Stamp #6306
Level 34 Tattoos - Crafted
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 6306
The Champ Stamp
Level 55 Tattoos - Timed Drop
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 57 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 61 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 17 Apparel - Crafted
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 21 Apparel - Crafted
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 43 Apparel - Crafted
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 5 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 90 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
The Digit Divulger
Level 22 Gloves - Found in Crate
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Digit Divulger
Level 59 Gloves - Found in Crate
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
- Style: Suede Open
Troublemaker's Fun Jacket
Level 92 Shirt - Timed Drop
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Doublecross-Comm #628
Level 6 Hat - Crafted
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
- Crafted by Glitchboy
- Craft number: 628
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
- 1.0
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Deadliest Duckling #4462
Level 4 Duck - Crafted
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
- Crafted by [TF2R] Mex
- Craft number: 4462
The Deadliest Duckling #808
Level 76 Duck - Crafted
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 808
The Deadliest Duckling #1601
Level 77 Duck - Crafted
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
- Craft number: 1601
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 62 Costume Piece - Purchased
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Uncraftable
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The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #12426
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
- Crafted by A Cardboard Box
- Craft number: 12426
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #3130
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
- Craft number: 3130
Sir Hootsalot
Level 7 - Halloween Drop
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
- Style: Snowy
- Uncraftable
Sir Hootsalot
Level 69 - Purchased
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
- Style: Snowy
- Uncraftable
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 61 - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 68 - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
The Crocodile Smile #14190
Level 20 Necklace - Crafted
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 14190
The Koala Compact
Level 9 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
The Koala Compact
Level 31 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
- Gift from: The Great and Tasty Vincent
The Koala Compact
Level 77 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
The Mutton Mann
Level 77 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
The Outback Intellectual #4377
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Craft number: 4377
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel - Purchased
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Outback Intellectual #589
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Craft number: 589
Villain's Veil
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Style: Smooth Assassin
Painted with Team Spirit
Villain's Veil
Level 7 Hat - Purchased
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Style: Trained Killer
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Villain's Veil
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Villain's Veil
Level 35 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Style: Trained Killer
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Villain's Veil #10214
Level 42 Hat - Crafted
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Crafted by tipszics
- Craft number: 10214
- Style: Trained Killer
Villain's Veil #22635
Level 53 Hat - Crafted
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Craft number: 22635
- Style: Trained Killer
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Villain's Veil
Level 54 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Style: Smooth Assassin
Painted with Australium Gold
Villain's Veil #13635
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Craft number: 13635
- Style: Trained Killer
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Villain's Veil
Level 65 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Style: Trained Killer
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Villain's Veil
Level 69 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Style: Trained Killer
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Villain's Veil
Level 80 Hat - Timed Drop
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Style: Trained Killer
Painted with Pink as Hell
Villain's Veil
Level 92 Hat - Timed Drop
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Villain's Veil
Level 97 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Style: Trained Killer
Painted with Team Spirit
The All-Father #3260
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
- Crafted by AznPotato♠
- Craft number: 3260
The All-Father #14212
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
- Craft number: 14212
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The All-Father #16433
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
- Crafted by cgreenemax
- Craft number: 16433
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Painted with Pink as Hell
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Purchased
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Bonedolier
Level 43 Bones - Halloween Drop
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
- Uncraftable
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 23 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 27 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
The Captain's Cocktails #7356
Level 8 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 7356
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 77 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
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The Shoestring Budget
Level 38 Costume Piece - Purchased
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Uncraftable
The Shoestring Budget
Level 64 Costume Piece - Purchased
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Uncraftable
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 11 Facial Hair - Purchased
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Uncraftable
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #17407
Level 66 Facial Hair - Crafted
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Craft number: 17407
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 74 Facial Hair - Purchased
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Uncraftable
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #13273
Level 77 Facial Hair - Crafted
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Dark-Blood
- Craft number: 13273
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 87 Facial Hair - Purchased
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Uncraftable
Pocket Medic #16816
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Keep little healing man close.
- Crafted by Gentlemanly Axolotl
- Craft number: 16816
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
The Ornament Armament #6189
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
- Crafted by cgreenemax
- Craft number: 6189
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Purchased
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Ornament Armament #7716
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
- Craft number: 7716
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Soldier's Stogie #1533
Level 77 Cigar - Crafted
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
- Crafted by Catman_filthy-casual
- Craft number: 1533
Soldier's Stogie
Level 80 Cigar - Purchased
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
- Gift from: Gslicethepowner
- Uncraftable
The Kringle Collection #13958
Level 8 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
- Crafted by Longfellowdeeds
- Craft number: 13958
The Kringle Collection #12535
Level 51 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
- Crafted by Longfellowdeeds
- Craft number: 12535
The Kringle Collection
Level 84 Coat - Found in Crate
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
- Gift from: Psyke
The Kringle Collection #8642
Level 91 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
- Crafted by [HLF] Dr. Joshy
- Craft number: 8642
The Menpo #3516
Level 38 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Crafted by Pizzanati + Little Amadeus
- Craft number: 3516
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Style: Azukiarai
Medal of Dishonor
Level 100 Medal - Traded
Awarded to those who reached a record number of dishonorable discharges.
- Medal no. 154
The Battery Bandolier
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - MvM Squad surplus reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
The Battery Bandolier
Level 38 Decorative Bombs - MvM Badge completion reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
The Battery Bandolier
Level 77 Decorative Bombs - MvM Badge completion reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
The Bearded Bombardier #4563
Level 33 Facial Hair - Crafted
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Craft number: 4563
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 77 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Style: Formal
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 94 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Style: Formal
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 16 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 21 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Ex And Oh
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 83 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 91 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Tab
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 95 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke