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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Achievement
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Untradable
 
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Style: Ghastly
  • Untradable
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 45 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • Crafted by {BBz}Mr.MuffinMeow-Mou
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
The Flying Guillotine
Level 67 Cleaver - Purchased
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
  • Uncraftable
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Achievement
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Untradable
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Achievement
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Achievement
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 34 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Competent Contributor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 3
  • Untradable
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
  • Untradable
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Achievement
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Achievement
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Untradable
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Achievement
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Untradable
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Achievement
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Untradable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Power Up Canteen
Level 38 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Crafted
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • Crafted by {BBz}Mr.MuffinMeow-Mou
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Lollichop
Level 61 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 87 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
19670
The AWPer Hand #19670
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
  • Crafted by SeaSalty
  • Craft number: 19670
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel - Timed Drop
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Jingle all the way
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2010-12-10 04:29:08
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
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The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Achievement
  • Untradable
157330
The Spy-cicle #157330
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Crafted by {BBz}Mr.MuffinMeow-Mou
  • Craft number: 157330
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Achievement
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
  • Untradable
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Achievement
  • Untradable
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.
  • Style: Boston Style
Gift
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Gifted
  • Gift from: Guppy_Gills
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
19116
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #19116
Level 29 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Skull_Krusher
  • Craft number: 19116
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
133197
Power Up Canteen #133197
Level 8 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by {BBz}Mr.MuffinMeow-Mou
  • Craft number: 133197
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Achievement
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Untradable
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Achievement
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
8458
Photo Badge #8458
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Crafted by hsprange
  • Craft number: 8458
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Achievement
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
  • Untradable
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Achievement
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Sufficiently Lethal Shortstop
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 197
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
The Flying Guillotine
Level 10 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Achievement
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 78 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
  
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 81 Hat - Crafted
Straight outta control point.
  • Crafted by OLD SNAKE
  • Style: Oldest School
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
18156
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #18156
Level 67 Hat - Crafted
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
  • Crafted by {BBz}Mr.MuffinMeow-Mou
  • Craft number: 18156
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 0
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
3
Unarmed Combat
Level 55 - Purchased
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
  • Uncraftable
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Achievement
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
  
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 35 Apparel - Halloween Drop
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Drably Olive
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Achievement
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Untradable
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Achievement
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Untradable
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Untradable