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The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
 
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Gifted
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Unremarkable Bonesaw
Level 1 Unremarkable Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 18
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 35 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Traded
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Pickled Paws
Level 57 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #38
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
  • Untradable
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
  
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 41 Hat - Traded
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Painted with Team Spirit
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
The Hair of the Dog
Level 7 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Gift
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Gifted
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Gift from: LemonCaake
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
 
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 82 Hat - Traded
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Traded
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
14827
The War Head #14827
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
  • Craft number: 14827
NamedDescribed
Tenenbaum's Gratitude
Level 5 Bonesaw - Traded
Dr.Tennenbaum sent Medic this as a token of appreciation for curing the Sisters
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
Mildly Menacing Lollichop
Level 72 Mildly Menacing Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 54
Truly Feared Flare Gun
Level 10 Truly Feared Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 274
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Named
Sap n' Shoot (Critical Machina)
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 52
  
The Janissary Ketche
Level 56 Hat - Timed Drop
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
The Ninja Cowl
Level 86 Hat - Purchased
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
  • Uncraftable
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Traded
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Traded
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
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55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
 
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 60 Hat - Crafted
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
  • Untradable
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Traded
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
38068
Power Up Canteen #38068
Level 93 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
  • Craft number: 38068
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Traded
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Strange Crossbow - Found in Crate
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 2
Rage-Inducing Syringe Gun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1515
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Gift
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Gifted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
  • Gift from: Ö> woodenturkey [N]
Gift
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
  • Gift from: Miri
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 71 Hat - Timed Drop
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #39
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 35 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
  • Crafted by King Hosey :3
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge - Traded
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  
Blighted Beak
Level 28 Hat - Traded
Painted with Team Spirit
6797
The Planeswalker Helm #6797
Level 52 Hat - Crafted
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
  • Craft number: 6797
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
Described
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
Expect to laugh, cry, and rage after blowing up!
  • No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
3
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 27 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Gift
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • Gift from: George Zimmerman
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Ze Goggles
Level 15 Glasses - Traded
Nothing
  • Crafted by Limebaish
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 75 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Traded
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 48 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 1
41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #41
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 91 Hat - Crafted
We can't pronounce it either.
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #39
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Gore-Spattered Bushwacka
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Kukri - Traded
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 420
9330
The Salty Dog #9330
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
  • Craft number: 9330
4687
The One-Man Army #4687
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
  • Craft number: 4687
  • Untradable
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 38 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
  • Untradable
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Spectacularly Lethal Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Spectacularly Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 287
Gift
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Gifted
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Gift from: Xylus
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Arrow
NamedDescribed
Mudkip's Thread of Fate
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Medi Gun - Traded
As long as I heal you... and you protect me... We will share the same fate...
  • Ubers: 1662
  • Kill Assists: 5154
Gift
Archimedes
Level 82 - Purchased
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
  • Gift from: Loamy
 
Engineer's Cap
Level 46 Hat - Traded
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Stainless Pot
Level 63 Hat - Timed Drop
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Gore-Spattered Overdose
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Kills: 464
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 27 Hat - Timed Drop
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
  • Untradable
4
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • Uncraftable
 
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Drably Olive
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Crafted by Xero1200
  • -25% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Traded
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 34 Hat - Traded
Mildly Menacing Rainblower
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 63
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Named
Mudkip's Bond Breaker
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Knife - Traded
  • Kills: 2414
 
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastly
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Neon Annihilator
Level 39 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Traded
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
18638
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #18638
Level 98 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
  • Craft number: 18638
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
The Neon Annihilator
Level 48 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 1
The Scottish Snarl
Level 66 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
The Futankhamun
Level 51 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Competent Contributor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 6
  • Untradable
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Notably Dangerous Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 152
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 58 Backpack - Found in Crate
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Gift
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Gifted
  • Gift from: HotPants
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
25
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Uncraftable
 
1002
Fancy Dress Uniform #1002
Level 97 Uniform - Crafted
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
  • Craft number: 1002
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2010-10-16 14:49:02
  • Untradable
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
  • Untradable
 
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Untradable
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #54
The Neon Annihilator
Level 33 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Liquidator's Lid
Level 26 Hat - Found in Crate
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Gift
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
  • Gift from: {WSU} Modern Major-General
  
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel - Timed Drop
Painted with Australium Gold
Named
Mudkip's Powdered Cake Spice
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Crafted
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
5
Scarcely Lethal Black Box
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 33
 
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 16 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Stylish Paint
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
NamedDescribed
Mudkip's Ragamuffin Sharpshot
Level 15 Crossbow - Crafted
Only skilled medics can wield this and guess what... its all about luck >:D
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 12 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Gift
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • Gift from: Virtus.Pro
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 10 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Named
32550
Double Tap Root Beer
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
  • Craft number: 32550
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Positively Inhumane Jag
Level 15 Positively Inhumane Wrench - Traded
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 818
  • Kills: 142
Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 1624
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 98 Minigun - Earned
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Track Terrorizer
Level 11 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #38
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun - Found in Crate
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Traded
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Untradable
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 29 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Wicked Nasty Eyelander
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 552
The Stealth Steeler
Level 24 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is spine-crushing entertainment!
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
The Flying Guillotine
Level 95 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
Hard Counter
Level 42 Hat - Crafted
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
  • Crafted by ♫CandyCaneCollectorMudkip 8/50
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 82 Hat - Traded
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
  
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 45 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Imbued
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Flying Guillotine
Level 91 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
The Idea Tube
Level 21 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 87 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Hat of Cards
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!