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Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 101.65 | 6.78 |
| EUR | €45.15 | €3.01 |
| GBP | £42.05 | £2.8 |
| RUB | 1789.0 | 119.27 |
| USD | $59.85 | $3.99 |
Item statistics
| Action | 9 |
|---|---|
| Building | 3 |
| Hats | 140 |
| Misc | 98 |
| Other | 65 |
| Pda | 3 |
| Weapons | 138 |
| Total | 456 / 700 |
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The All-Father #3526
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
- Craft number: 3526
Painted with Australium Gold
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Apoco-Fists #2437
Level 10 Fists - Crafted
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
- Craft number: 2437
- Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Archimedes #5462
Level 74 - Crafted
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
- Craft number: 5462
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The Brainiac Hairpiece #4308
Level 39 Facial Hair - Crafted
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
- Crafted by Alexander Vladislavovich 报
- Craft number: 4308
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
Painted with Australium Gold
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 49 Hat - Traded
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Crocleather Slouch #11184
Level 50 Hat - Crafted
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
- Craft number: 11184
Painted with Australium Gold
The Bearded Bombardier #6766
Level 44 Facial Hair - Crafted
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Craft number: 6766
Painted with Australium Gold
The Samur-Eye
Level 69 Hat - Crafted
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 69 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 53 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
- Style: Distinguished
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Liquor Locker
Level 19 Treasure - Timed Drop
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
Painted with Australium Gold
Doc's Holiday #75
Level 21 Apparel - Crafted
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
- Craft number: 75
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghastlierest
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 90 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 11 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 42 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
- Style: Midnight
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 84 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Painted with After Eight
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
Fancy Dress Uniform #15346
Level 88 Uniform - Crafted
- Craft number: 15346
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Gift from: Alexander Vladislavovich 报
- Uncraftable
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Apparition's Aspect #17171
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
- Crafted by Alexander Vladislavovich 报
- Craft number: 17171
The Doublecross-Comm #9805
Level 90 Hat - Crafted
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
- Craft number: 9805
Painted with Australium Gold
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- Gift from: ACIDZOMBIE6516
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Style: Spine-Cooling
- Uncraftable
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your disdain for the living.
- Gift from: ACIDZOMBIE6516
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Untradable
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
- Gift from: |ÅΩ| [ZE] Pfc File374ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
That '70s Chapeau #4469
Level 87 Hat - Crafted
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
- Crafted by Alexander Vladislavovich 报
- Craft number: 4469
3
The Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Break news, spirits and heads.
Painted with Australium Gold
The Killer Exclusive #13794
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Break news, spirits and heads.
- Craft number: 13794
Painted with Australium Gold
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Lollichop
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 12 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with Pink as Hell
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #8413
Level 18 Facial Hair - Crafted
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by PUBLYF3
- Craft number: 8413
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Made Man #11503
Level 38 - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Crafted by Spooch
- Craft number: 11503
The Made Man #9319
Level 89 - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Craft number: 9319
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #18799
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
- Crafted by Alexander Vladislavovich 报
- Craft number: 18799
The Gentleman's Ushanka #6734
Level 42 Hat - Crafted
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
- Craft number: 6734
Painted with Pink as Hell
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #5602
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
- Craft number: 5602
Dillinger's Duffel #11222
Level 32 Backpack - Crafted
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
- Crafted by Alexander Vladislavovich 报
- Craft number: 11222
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 91 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 55 Hat - Traded
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 71 Hat - Traded
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Cremator's Conscience #15414
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
- Crafted by Alexander Vladislavovich 报
- Craft number: 15414
The Flamboyant Flamenco #19396
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
- Crafted by Alexander Vladislavovich 报
- Craft number: 19396
The HazMat Headcase
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
The Quadwrangler #4816
Level 39 Science Project - Crafted
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
- Crafted by Alexander Vladislavovich 报
- Craft number: 4816
Reggaelator
Level 77 Hat - Found in Crate
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
- Style: Bones
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Crafted
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: DovahkiinPL
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: -Thund3r-
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Crate Series #58
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel - Purchased
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 20 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 72 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Crafted by Spooch
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
The Backwards Ballcap #13589
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
- Craft number: 13589
- Style: Headphones Disengaged
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Front Runner #6578
Level 45 Hat - Crafted
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty candles in the wind.
- Craft number: 6578
The Fast Learner
Level 22 Shirt - Timed Drop
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Fast Learner
Level 29 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
Painted with Australium Gold
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The Track Terrorizer
Level 7 Shirt - Purchased
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Track Terrorizer #643
Level 47 Shirt - Crafted
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
- Craft number: 643
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Track Terrorizer
Level 52 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Painted with Cream Spirit
The Sharp Dresser #17731
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
- Craft number: 17731
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Painted with After Eight
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Scrap Pack #6699
Level 42 Robot - Crafted
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
- Crafted by Alexander Vladislavovich 报
- Craft number: 6699
The Fruit Shoot #15150
Level 42 Hat - Crafted
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
- Craft number: 15150
- Style: Tasty
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal - Timed Drop
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
- Medal no. 5537
Soldier's Stogie #9439
Level 59 Cigar - Crafted
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
- Crafted by GroksuPL™
- Craft number: 9439
The Hat With No Name #5523
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
- Craft number: 5523
Painted with Australium Gold
Stout Shako
Level 70 Hat - Traded
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Victorian military fashion.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The War Pig
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
- Style: Conspicuous
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Kringle Collection #16093
Level 38 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
- Crafted by Alexander Vladislavovich 报
- Craft number: 16093
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
- Crafted by Alexander Vladislavovich 报
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #2303
Level 25 Shoes - Crafted
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
- Craft number: 2303
Painted with Australium Gold
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
- Gift from: patron
- Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
E hele mākou i kahakai.
- Style: Carefree Summer Nap
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: DovahkiinPL
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: -Thund3r-
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 100 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Aw, he even has his own hat!
The Cold Killer
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
The Merc's Muffler
Level 1 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Merc's Muffler
Level 89 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Painted with Cream Spirit
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 9 Mask - Found in Crate
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift - Wrapped Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!
- Contains: Voodoo Juju
- Gift from: Сахарный анус
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift - Wrapped Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!
- Contains: угуга я пришёл за тобой угагаг
- Gift from: Alexander Vladislavovich 报
The Outback Intellectual #645
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Craft number: 645
5
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
Level 28 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.' Beware the Cephalopod padlock.
- Gift from: Spooch
- Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Gift from: Сахарный анус
- Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Gift from: Lucky Beef :3
- Untradable
Max's Severed Head
Level 30 Hat - Traded
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Max's Severed Head
Level 43 Hat - Timed Drop
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Max's Severed Head
Level 66 Hat - Traded
óí âôûðó èùíåñÿ ûôü äüÿâàîë î
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The King of Scotland Cape #91
Level 75 Cape - Crafted
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
- Craft number: 91
The Menpo #45
Level 69 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Craft number: 45
- Style: Azukiarai
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Traded
Грозное оружие созданное по последнему слову кухонной техники
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Traded
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Power Up Canteen #97618
Level 63 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Crafted by Сахарный анус
- Craft number: 97618
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Villain's Veil
Level 12 Hat - Found in Crate
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Villain's Veil
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Painted with Australium Gold
Wanga Prick #11801
Level 36 Knife - Crafted
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Craft number: 11801
- Wearer cannot disguise
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- Gift from: Patrick
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Ebenezer
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Brown Bomber
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
- Style: Hipster
Painted with Team Spirit
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Store Promotion
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
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Explosion!
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
мЕДаЛь VaLvE OH, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Level 100 Medal - Traded
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
- Medal no. 2898
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 35 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 80 Hat - Traded
- Style: Garish and Overbearing
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 36 Hat - Timed Drop
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Don't poke your eye out.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 66 Hat - Traded
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Don't poke your eye out.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 19 Hat - Traded
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 43 Hat - Timed Drop
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 90 Hat - Traded
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Hotrod
Level 60 Hat - Timed Drop
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 64 Hat - Timed Drop
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 19 Hat - Timed Drop
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 25 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 34 Hat - Traded
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 38 Hat - Traded
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 37 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 56 Hat - Traded
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 49 Hat - Traded
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Your enemy will get the point.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 56 Hat - Timed Drop
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Your enemy will get the point.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 89 Hat - Traded
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Your enemy will get the point.
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 85 Hat - Traded
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 68 Hat - Timed Drop
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 63 Hat - Traded
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 82 Hat - Traded
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 65 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 97 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 40 Hat - Timed Drop
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 78 Hat - Traded
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Painted with Australium Gold
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Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 31 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 31 Hat - Timed Drop
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 47 Hat - Traded
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 59 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 75 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 83 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 21 Hat - Timed Drop
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 21 Hat - Timed Drop
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 1 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 50 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 65 Hat - Timed Drop
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 81 Hat - Traded
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 18 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 23 Hat - Traded
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 60 Hat - Traded
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 92 Facial Hair - Traded
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Painted with Pink as Hell
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 93 Hat - Traded
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 54 Hat - Traded
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Steam Purchase
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Natascha
Level 92 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Traded
Секир-башка
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
- Untradable
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
- +30% damage bonus
- -20 max health on wearer
- Untradable
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Нуборез идет прячьтесь....
Level 18 Hat - Timed Drop
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Unusual Texas Ten Gallon
Level 93 Hat - Found in Crate
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
- Effect: Circling TF Logo
Painted with Australium Gold
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 43 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Unusual Pugilist's Protector
Level 69 Hat - Traded
- Effect: Sunbeams
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Unusual Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
- Effect: Orbiting Fire
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Traded
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Show balls who is the boss.
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck - Steam Purchase
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
- Style: Luciano
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Break news, spirits and heads.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Break news, spirits and heads.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Break news, spirits and heads.
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - CD Key
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
- Style: Aperture Logo
Painted with Pink as Hell
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
- Style: Aperture Logo
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
- Style: Pigmentation Gained
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion - Steam Purchase
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper - Steam Purchase
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
- +30 cloak on kill
- -25 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
- Kills: 0
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Kills: 0
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 0
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Scarcely Lethal Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 39
Strange Lollichop
Level 37 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
- Tickle Fights Won: 2
- Kills: 1
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
- Allies Extinguished: 0
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Flying Guillotine
Level 36 Strange Cleaver - Found in Crate
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 0
Gore-Spattered Black Box
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 353
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Strange Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
- Humiliations: 0
Somewhat Threatening Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Stick Bomb - Found in Crate
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 81
- Kills While Low Health: 0
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Strange Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 0
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Strange Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 0
- Allies Extinguished: 0
Strange Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 9
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 210
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 0
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 1
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 5
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 0
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 0
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Strange Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
- Banners Deployed: 0
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Strange Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
- Banners Deployed: 0
Mildly Menacing Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 55
- Cloaked Spies Killed: 0
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 3
- Robots Destroyed: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 5 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 7
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 1
- Pyros Killed: 0
- Heavies Killed: 0
- Scouts Killed: 1
Wicked Nasty Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 568
- Revenges: 0
Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 592
- Buildings Destroyed: 78
- Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 11
- Posthumous Kills: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 49 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 7
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 0
- Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0