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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #37
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #37
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #37
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #37
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #43
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #44
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #44
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #44
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #54
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
  
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
  • Untradable
  
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Style: Ghostly
  • Untradable
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 2
  • Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
  • Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2011-04-11 21:46:44
  • Untradable
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 1
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 19 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 41 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Merc's Muffler
Level 88 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 64 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Store Promotion
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Uncraftable
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The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Somewhat Threatening Scattergun
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 98
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Flying Guillotine
Level 46 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Achievement
  • Untradable
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - MvM Badge completion reward
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Crafted
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Untradable
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
NamedDescribed
Le Troll
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
I TROLL YOU TROLL WE ALL TROLL BUT I HAVE TROLL-ITUS!
The Milkman
Level 85 Hat - Traded
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
  • Uncraftable
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
  • Uncraftable
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Purchased
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Uncraftable
Wicked Nasty Black Box
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 706
Scarcely Lethal Direct Hit
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 39
Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 26
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Purchased
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Uncraftable
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Untradable
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Untradable
12967
Furious Fukaamigasa #12967
Level 64 Hat - Crafted
You can't tell, but he's furious.
  • Craft number: 12967
  • Untradable
The Idiot Box
Level 53 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tyrant's Helm
Level 90 Hat - Purchased
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
  • Uncraftable
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 71 Hat - Traded
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 15 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
The Steel Pipes
Level 21 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 95 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
  • Uncraftable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
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33714
The Splendid Screen #33714
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Craft number: 33714
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Arrow
  • Untradable
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Unremarkable Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Unremarkable Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 20
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 67 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun - Found in Crate
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Doc's Holiday
Level 19 Apparel - Found in Crate
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 40 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Badge completion reward
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
The Purity Fist
Level 10 - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 15 Apparel - Halloween Drop
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
  • Uncraftable
8917
The Phlogistinator #8917
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Craft number: 8917
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Notably Dangerous Rainblower
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 138
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
Server-Clearing Backburner
Level 10 Server-Clearing Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 3166
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Store Promotion
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Uncraftable
Strange Lollichop
Level 9 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
Strange Lollichop
Level 29 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 9
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Purchased
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
  • Uncraftable
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Untradable
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
7315
Connoisseur's Cap #7315
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
You're today's theme ingredient...
  • Craft number: 7315
The Blazing Bull
Level 32 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
The Fallen Angel
Level 86 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Tail From the Crypt
Level 19 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The HazMat Headcase
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 23 Backpack - Found in Crate
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
38282
The Enforcer #38282
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
  • Craft number: 38282
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Untradable
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
  • Untradable
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
  • Untradable
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Untradable
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
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Gift
4786
The Pomson 6000 #4786
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Gift from: Ivory Biscuit
  • Craft number: 4786
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
  • Untradable
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Achievement
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Untradable
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Achievement
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
  • Untradable
Gift
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Gifted
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • Gift from: Alaraith
  • -25% damage penalty
Scarcely Lethal Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sentry Kills: 30
  • Kills: 4
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 50 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 84 Stocking - Found in Crate
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.