All
Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 1136.14 | 4.15 |
| EUR | €510.14 | €1.86 |
| GBP | £480.14 | £1.75 |
| RUB | 19803.0 | 72.27 |
| USD | $662.84 | $2.42 |
Item statistics
| Action | 9 |
|---|---|
| Building | 3 |
| Hats | 289 |
| Misc | 180 |
| Other | 440 |
| Pda | 6 |
| Weapons | 422 |
| Total | 1349 / 2000 |
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Modest Pile of Hat
Level 24 Hat - Crafted
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
- Crafted by k bee! <3
Unusual Texas Ten Gallon
Level 88 Hat - Traded
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
- Effect: Circling Heart
Cuddly Cook
Level 39 Hat - Found in Crate
I'm today's theme ingredient.
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
Unusual Sober Stuntman
Level 61 Hat - Traded
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
- Effect: Burning Flames
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
- Crafted by k bee! <3
The Stereoscopic Shades #19910
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
- Crafted by k bee! <3
- Craft number: 19910
Unusual Villain's Veil
Level 27 Hat - Found in Crate
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Effect: Circling Heart
- Style: Smooth Assassin
Painted with Pink as Hell
I'm made of wax, Larry
Level 5 Hat - Traded
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
We are forever a pair!
Level 100 Medal - Timed Drop
This is a dupe. I have one and my girlfriend, k bee has the other! <3
- Medal no. 724
Adorable Adversary's Cozy Cap
Level 94 Hat - Traded
The coziest of knit caps to keep your cranium just as warm as a Heavy's hug.
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
Unusual Reggaelator
Level 78 Hat - Traded
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
- Effect: Circling Heart
- Style: Burst
Painted with Pink as Hell
Unusual Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
- Effect: Stormy Storm
The Outback Intellectual #17214
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by k bee! <3
- Craft number: 17214
The Apparatchik's Apparel #11104
Level 43 Shirt - Crafted
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
- Crafted by k bee! <3
- Craft number: 11104
- Style: J.R. Gyle
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 75 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
I love you
Level 100 Ring - Purchased
- A perpetual bond of commitment between Chaos <3
- and k bee! <3, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
CHAOS' SPARKLE CANNON
Level 50 Rocket Launcher - Support Granted
IT'S FABULOUS, IT'S GORGOUS AND IT SPREADS THE SPARKLES!
- Effect: Community Sparkle
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Wilson Weave #18
Level 81 Hair - Crafted
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 18
The Jingle Belt #17179
Level 1 Bells - Crafted
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
- Crafted by k bee! <3
- Craft number: 17179
- Jingle all the way
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Business Casual #11169
Level 39 Shirt - Crafted
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
- Crafted by k bee! <3
- Craft number: 11169
Painted with Pink as Hell
Unusual Brain Bucket
Level 33 Hat - Found in Crate
We tried deleting this hat, but it's more fun cutting holes in it with knives.
- Effect: Knifestorm
Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 56 Hat - Traded
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Unusual Hustler's Hallmark
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Unusual Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
Unusual Charmer's Chapeau
Level 97 Hat - Traded
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Coupe D'Casper
Level 80 Hat - Traded
- Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Unusual Blighted Beak
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
- Effect: Stormy Storm
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Unusual Large Luchadore
Level 46 Hat - Traded
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
Unusual Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Gay Love Experience
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
Lovely Dictator
Level 87 Hat - Found in Crate
Only I can look at the guts and blood with love!
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
Unusual Soldier's Stash
Level 88 Hat - Traded
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
Unusual Tyrant's Helm
Level 84 Hat - Found in Crate
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
- Effect: Haunted Ghosts
- 3.0
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 20 Hat - Crafted
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
- Crafted by k bee! <3
6
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Panda_Waffle
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Panda_Waffle
- Crate Series #56
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Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 48 Hat - Found in Crate
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
The Bot Dogger
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
The Bolt Boy
Level 29 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
Steel Shako
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 50 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
The Electric Escorter
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
The Metal Slug
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 26 Hat - Found in Crate
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 32 Hat - Found in Crate
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Filamental
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 16 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Scrap Sack
Level 88 Backpack - Found in Crate
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 83 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
The FR-0
Level 93 Hat - Found in Crate
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
Bolted Bombardier
Level 13 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The HDMI Patch
Level 85 Photograph - Found in Crate
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 67 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Bunsen Brave
Level 86 Hat - Found in Crate
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C.
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 17 Hat - Found in Crate
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
The Tungsten Toque
Level 81 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Titanium Towel
Level 39 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
The Data Mining Light
Level 24 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 18 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 68 Hat - Found in Crate
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 53 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
The Virus Doctor
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Mecha-Medes
Level 42 - Found in Crate
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Letch's LED
Level 77 Hat - Found in Crate
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari.
Soldered Sensei
Level 58 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
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Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 48 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 6 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Battery Canteens
Level 63 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 58 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 14 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 3 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
The Electric Escorter
Level 67 Hat - Found in Crate
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
The Electric Escorter
Level 19 Hat - Found in Crate
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 52 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 44 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 45 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
The FR-0
Level 44 Hat - Found in Crate
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 61 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 53 Hat - Found in Crate
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 50 Hat - Found in Crate
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 14 Hat - Found in Crate
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 58 Hat - Found in Crate
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
The Tungsten Toque
Level 65 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Tungsten Toque
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Titanium Towel
Level 22 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
The Titanium Towel
Level 7 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
The Titanium Towel
Level 46 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
The Titanium Towel
Level 97 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
The Data Mining Light
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Data Mining Light
Level 66 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 5 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
The Virus Doctor
Level 4 Hat - Found in Crate
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Soldered Sensei
Level 37 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
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Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 39 Hat - Traded
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 46 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 48 Hat - Traded
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 18 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 58 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
The Snapped Pupil
Level 15 Photograph - Crafted
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
- Crafted by Chaos <3
Doc's Holiday
Level 62 Apparel - Found in Crate
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
The Spectre's Spectacles #14656
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
- Craft number: 14656
The Dashin' Hashshashin #18086
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 18086
The Dashin' Hashshashin #18082
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 18082
The Rump-o'-Lantern #6604
Level 33 Lantern - Crafted
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 6604
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Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
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The Hero's Tail #24296
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 24296
Dillinger's Duffel #11643
Level 85 Backpack - Crafted
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 11643
The Fast Learner
Level 71 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Style: Winter
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel - Timed Drop
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
- Jingle all the way
The Track Terrorizer
Level 45 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
The Hermes #20416
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 20416
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Backwards Ballcap #20109
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 20109
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 94 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
The Cross-Comm Express #5118
Level 98 Hat - Crafted
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
- Craft number: 5118
Furious Fukaamigasa #24091
Level 52 Hat - Crafted
You can't tell, but he's furious.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 24091
Soldier's Slope Scopers #2320
Level 47 Hat - Crafted
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
- Craft number: 2320
Stainless Pot
Level 81 Hat - Crafted
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Also heats soup.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
Honcho's Headgear
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
- Crafted by Chaos <3
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #26793
Level 13 Facial Hair - Crafted
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 26793
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 29 Hat - Crafted
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Helmet Without a Home #11597
Level 84 Hat - Crafted
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 11597
The Salty Dog #19860
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 19860
The Kringle Collection #17330
Level 5 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 17330
Killer's Kabuto
Level 29 Hat - Crafted
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 8 Hat - Crafted
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Flamboyant Flamenco #20109
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 20109
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 17 Backpack - Found in Crate
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Head Warmer
Level 13 Hat - Timed Drop
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
The Cremator's Conscience #20604
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 20604
Vintage Merryweather
Level 27 Hat - Crafted
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
Nose Candy #4776
Level 87 Mask - Crafted
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 4776
The Waxy Wayfinder #14400
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 14400
Area 451 #6955
Level 87 Hat - Crafted
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 6955
The Burning Bongos #11726
Level 1 Bongos - Crafted
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 11726
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The DethKapp #4749
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 4749
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The HazMat Headcase #11602
Level 43 Hat - Crafted
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 11602
The Cool Breeze #3493
Level 17 Kilt - Crafted
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 3493
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 68 Mystical Lamp - Timed Drop
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Mask of the Shaman #20602
Level 10 Mask - Crafted
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 20602
The Snapped Pupil
Level 11 Photograph - Crafted
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The King of Scotland Cape #7331
Level 58 Cape - Crafted
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 7331
The Liquor Locker #12171
Level 38 Treasure - Crafted
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 12171
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Don't poke your eye out.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Timed Drop
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
The Conjurer's Cowl #23302
Level 16 Hat - Crafted
I put on my wizard's hat.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 23302
Brock's Locks #4769
Level 2 Hair - Crafted
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased, tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from your lower back and buttocks years ago.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 4769
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox - Timed Drop
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
The Soviet Gentleman #8659
Level 73 Hat - Crafted
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 8659
The Siberian Sophisticate #5621
Level 65 Shirt - Crafted
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 5621
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Apparatchik's Apparel #11573
Level 75 Shirt - Crafted
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 11573
The Gym Rat #19903
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Let's get physical. Physical.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 19903
The Dragonborn Helmet #21745
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 21745
The Pounding Father #1258
Level 21 Hat - Crafted
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 1258
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 38 Hat - Crafted
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Outdoorsman #19808
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 19808
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #22130
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 22130
The Hound Dog
Level 60 Hat - Timed Drop
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
The One-Man Army #20162
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 20162
The Pencil Pusher #19720
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 19720
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 46 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Brainiac Hairpiece #18622
Level 50 Facial Hair - Crafted
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 18622
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 45 Hat - Crafted
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
Safe'n'Sound
Level 64 Hat - Crafted
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 99 Hat - Crafted
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
Doctor's Sack #24438
Level 8 Hat - Crafted
For when you've got that healin' fever.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 24438
The Nine-Pipe Problem #15042
Level 43 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 15042
Archimedes #9455
Level 41 - Crafted
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 9455
Couvre Corner #20323
Level 20 Pocket Square - Crafted
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 20323
The Gentleman's Ushanka #11861
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 11861
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Der Wintermantel
Level 63 Apparel - Found in Crate
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
Doc's Holiday #3295
Level 36 Apparel - Crafted
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 3295
Medi-Mask #8604
Level 80 Mask - Crafted
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 8604
The Crocodile Smile #20052
Level 20 Necklace - Crafted
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 20052
Crocleather Slouch #23794
Level 46 Hat - Crafted
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
- Crafted by LeCreepy
- Craft number: 23794
The Sydney Straw Boat #1232
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 1232
The Steel Songbird #1276
Level 88 - Crafted
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 1276
Professional's Panama
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Fruit Shoot #16476
Level 32 Hat - Crafted
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 16476
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 4 Hat - Crafted
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is CLASSIFIED.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Last Straw #3338
Level 30 Hat - Crafted
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 3338
Sir Hootsalot
Level 13 - Crafted
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel - Found in Crate
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
The Swagman's Swatter #19967
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 19967
The Cold Killer #3351
Level 32 Hat - Crafted
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 3351
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 43 Hat - Crafted
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Lone Star #8424
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 8424
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 43 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #12939
Level 44 Shoes - Crafted
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 12939
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Counterfeit Billycock #19994
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This hat is a spy.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 19994
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 98 Hat - Crafted
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
but just as round on top.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Doublecross-Comm #10605
Level 99 Hat - Crafted
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 10605
The Made Man #25351
Level 78 - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 25351
The Dashin' Hashshashin #18092
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 18092
L'Inspecteur #20047
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 20047
The Business Casual
Level 97 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 51 Hat - Crafted
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Distinguished Rogue #7454
Level 26 Apparel - Crafted
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 7454
The Triad Trinket
Level 75 Necklace - Timed Drop
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
The Bolgan
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 74 Hat - Crafted
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
That '70s Chapeau #5705
Level 2 Hat - Crafted
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 5705
The Executioner
Level 52 Hat - Crafted
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #10718
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 10718
The Fortune Hunter #1478
Level 13 Cosmetic Axe - Crafted
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 1478
The Marxman #1656
Level 31 Glasses - Crafted
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Craft number: 1656
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The Crafty Hair #7483
Level 56 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 7483
The Brown Bomber #17149
Level 12 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 17149
The Ornament Armament #3720
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
- Craft number: 3720
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Merc's Muffler
Level 21 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Rump-o'-Lantern #6599
Level 30 Lantern - Crafted
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 6599
Pocket Medic #23065
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Keep little healing man close.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 23065
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
The Chief Constable #5524
Level 92 Hat - Crafted
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 5524
The Deadliest Duckling #5881
Level 17 Duck - Crafted
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 5881
The Vigilant Pin #7186
Level 54 Badge - Crafted
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 7186
Clan Pride #19467
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 19467
The Crone's Dome
Level 12 Hat - Crafted
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
Awesomenauts Badge #8284
Level 58 Badge - Crafted
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 8284
The Stocking Stuffer #17270
Level 50 Stocking - Crafted
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 17270
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 22 Hat - Crafted
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Menpo #7511
Level 73 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 7511
The Koala Compact #8608
Level 46 Satchel - Crafted
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 8608
The Bonedolier
Level 73 Bones - Crafted
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Teufort Tooth Kicker #9285
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 9285
Croft's Crest #1535
Level 53 Badge - Crafted
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering, weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 1535
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
The Reindoonicorn #4600
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
- Crafted by Chaos <3
- Craft number: 4600
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
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Bonk Leadwear
Level 15 Hat - Found in Crate
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
The Bot Dogger
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
The Bolt Boy
Level 78 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 54 Hat - Found in Crate
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
Steel Shako
Level 2 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 61 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 36 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
The Electric Escorter
Level 22 Hat - Found in Crate
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Firewall Helmet
Level 26 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably.
The Metal Slug
Level 83 Hat - Found in Crate
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Plumber's Pipe
Level 58 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 27 Hat - Found in Crate
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Filamental
Level 60 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Rusty Reaper
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Scrap Sack
Level 89 Backpack - Found in Crate
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 12 Hat - Found in Crate
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 87 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 52 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
The FR-0
Level 7 Hat - Found in Crate
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 26 Hat - Found in Crate
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 7 Hat - Found in Crate
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
Bolted Bombardier
Level 67 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The HDMI Patch
Level 35 Photograph - Found in Crate
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 29 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Bunsen Brave
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 83 Hat - Found in Crate
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
The Tungsten Toque
Level 9 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Titanium Towel
Level 28 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
The Data Mining Light
Level 84 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 54 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 49 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses.
The Timeless Topper
Level 73 Hat - Found in Crate
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 62 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 34 Hat - Found in Crate
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 70 Hat - Found in Crate
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 87 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
The Virus Doctor
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 42 - Found in Crate
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Mecha-Medes
Level 86 - Found in Crate
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
The Byte'd Beak
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Steam Pipe
Level 85 Pipe - Found in Crate
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Letch's LED
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 37 Hat - Found in Crate
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari.
Soldered Sensei
Level 2 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
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The Megapixel Beard
Level 36 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 14 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 9 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Battery Canteens
Level 7 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
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The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - MvM Badge completion reward
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Earned
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - MvM Squad surplus reward
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - MvM Squad surplus reward
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - MvM Badge completion reward
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
K BEES FAN O WAR
Level 5 Gunbai - MvM Squad surplus reward
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Traded
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 21 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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Level 5 Tool - Purchased
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Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
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Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
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Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 1
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
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Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 0
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Genuine Archimedes
Level 86 - CD Key
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Style: Thirstier
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign - Steam Purchase
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 - Steam Purchase
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages - Steam Purchase
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless.
Genuine ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 9
- Untradable
Genuine ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 10
- Untradable
Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
- Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 8
- Untradable
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
SnuggleButt
Level 20 Balloon - CD Key
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Steam Purchase
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper - Steam Purchase
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 28 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
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Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 91 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 53 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 68 Hat - Found in Crate
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
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Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 53 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
- Style: Old School
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- Gift from: Fuckin Sexy Maxfo [F.S.M]
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 29 Hat - Traded
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 41 Hat - Traded
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 9 Hat - Timed Drop
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 45 Hat - Traded
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
You are my only one <3
Level 1 Hat - Traded
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
- Gift from: k bee! <3
Painted with Pink as Hell
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 4 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
The brain dead cousin of the Direct Hit!
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
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Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 17 Hat - Traded
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 34 Hat - Timed Drop
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 46 Hat - Traded
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 22 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 11 Hat - Timed Drop
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 59 Hat - Timed Drop
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 7 Hat - Traded
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Jarate
Level 34 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 24 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 89 Hat - Timed Drop
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
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Vintage Camera Beard
Level 5 Facial Hair - Traded
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 10 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
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Somewhat Threatening Scattergun
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Scattergun - Found in Crate
Don't EVER talk about my granny, you son of a bitch!
- Kills: 77
- Dominations: 1
- Scouts Killed: 17
- Critical Kills: 9
Positively Inhumane Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Scattergun - Found in Crate
First it wanes, then it waxes.
- Kills: 933
- Demomen Killed: 99
- Scouts Killed: 204
- Soldiers Killed: 115
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 9 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 138
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 15 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 21 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 8 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Uncharitable Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 1 Uncharitable Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
WHY IS GOLD IRON MAN ON GUN!
- Kills: 134
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Unremarkable Shortstop
Level 1 Unremarkable Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 13
Strange Soda Popper
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Epic Mad Milk
Level 5 Epic Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Sodden Victims: 6335
Strange Flying Guillotine
Level 6 Strange Cleaver - Found in Crate
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Unremarkable Festive Bat
Level 1 Unremarkable Bat - Found in Crate
All I had were questions, but questions get you killed.
- Kills: 12
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Strange Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
- Humiliations: 0
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Strange Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
- Humiliations: 8
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- Kills: 0
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 0
- Gib Kills: 0
- Buildings Destroyed: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 7 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 11 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 4
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 12 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 0
Spectacularly Lethal Black Box
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 307
Unremarkable Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Unremarkable Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 24
- Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 0
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Level 78 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
- Kills: 0
Mildly Menacing Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
- Banners Deployed: 61
Unremarkable Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Kills: 11
Scarcely Worn Mantreads
Level 10 Scarcely Worn Boots - Found in Crate
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Opponents Flattened: 4
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Kills: 0
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Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 11 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 19 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 2 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 96 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Traded
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
- Kills: 4
Scarcely Lethal Degreaser
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Kills: 26
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 2
Strange Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 0
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 1
Unremarkable Powerjack
Level 5 Unremarkable Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 23
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
- Kills: 0
Unremarkable Lollichop
Level 50 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 13
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 73 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Wreck-It-Ralph
Level 1 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 0
- Gib Kills: 0
- Buildings Destroyed: 0
- Robots Destroyed: 0
Somewhat Threatening Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 84
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Flower's Happiness Trap
Level 1 Uncharitable Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 106
- Dominations: 8
- Style: Festivest
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 8 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 3 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
- Dominations: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 7 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 10 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 0
Strange Splendid Screen
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Kills: 1
Unremarkable Eyelander
Level 5 Unremarkable Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 21
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
Mildly Menacing Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Stick Bomb - Found in Crate
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 63
38
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 12 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 33 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Unremarkable Natascha
Level 5 Unremarkable Minigun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
- Kills: 24
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
- Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- +33% clip size
- -15% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Traded
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
- Kills: 1
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
- Tickle Fights Won: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 0
Strange Frontier Justice
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 8
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 8
- Kills: 2
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 21 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
- Sappers Removed: 0
Strange Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 3
- Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 14 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 9 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
- Sappers Removed: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 3 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Strange Gunslinger
Level 15 Strange Robot Arm - Found in Crate
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
- Sentry Kills: 2
- Kills: 0
- Sappers Removed: 0
- Scouts Killed: 0
- Cloaked Spies Killed: 0
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Jag
Level 15 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
- 30% faster construction rate
- -25% damage penalty
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Unremarkable Construction PDA
Level 1 Unremarkable PDA - Found in Crate
- Sentry Kills: 14
- Allies Teleported: 12
- Health Dispensed to Allies: 3208
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
- Kills: 0
Unremarkable Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Unremarkable Crossbow - Found in Crate
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Kills: 22
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Unremarkable Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Unremarkable Medi Gun - Found in Crate
- Ubers: 18
- Kill Assists: 14
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
Avalon
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
You are the sword for my sheath.
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
Strange Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 16 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
Somewhat Threatening Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 13 Somewhat Threatening Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 81
- Kill Assists: 2
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 5 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 6
- Kill Assists: 0
Strange Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
Krit Happens.
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Kill Assists: 2
- Ubers: 22
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Strange Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
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Strange Amputator
Level 15 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
- Pyros Killed: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
- Defenders Killed: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 6 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 6 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 120 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 4 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Traded
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 0
Uncharitable Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Uncharitable Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Kills: 115
Wicked Nasty Machina
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
- Kills: 507
Face-Melting Jarate
Level 5 Face-Melting Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 1491
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
- Blocks a single backstab attempt
- Spies Shocked: 5
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Unremarkable Bushwacka
Level 5 Unremarkable Kukri - Found in Crate
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 12
Strange Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Traded
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 202
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- +15 cloak on hit
- -20% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Kills: 0
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Strange Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
- +30 cloak on kill
- -25 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 0
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The Tin Pot
Level 11 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 90 Backpack - MvM Badge completion reward
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Battery Bandolier
Level 62 Decorative Bombs - MvM Badge completion reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
The U-clank-a
Level 4 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
The Tin-1000
Level 33 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
The Bolted Bushman
Level 36 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things.
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Necronomicrown
Level 34 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
- Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 5 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 14 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
- Untradable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
- Untradable
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Untradable
Painted with Pink as Hell
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Untradable
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Bloodhound
Level 51 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
- Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 33 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Untradable
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 91 Badge - Timed Drop
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
- Untradable
The Dapper Disguise
Level 78 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
- Untradable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
The Samson Skewer
Level 87 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2010-06-09 15:38:40
- Untradable
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Power Up Canteen
Level 100 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghastlierest
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!