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The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox - Found in Crate
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Purchased
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Uncraftable
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
  
The Bolgan
Level 19 Hat - Crafted
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
  • Crafted by Blues
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
17721
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #17721
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 17721
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
25
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Traded
  • Quantity: 25
Fancy Fedora
Level 78 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
  • Uncraftable
Somewhat Threatening Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sentry Kills: 74
  • Kills: 4
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
24431
Sign of the Wolf's School #24431
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 24431
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
7184
Flair! #7184
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 7184
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Store Promotion
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Unremarkable Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Unremarkable Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 15
Strange Lollichop
Level 34 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
NamedDescribed
T.J. Hooker
Level 1 Peppergun - Purchased
Baby, if I could rearange the alphabet, I would put U and I, together.
  • Uncraftable
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
6068
The Backwards Ballcap #6068
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Craft number: 6068
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Rescue Ranger
Level 39 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
  
The Fast Learner
Level 71 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Notably Dangerous Sandman
Level 15 Notably Dangerous Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 135
NamedDescribed
baka mitai da ore ore baka mita da
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Scattergun - Found in Crate
Konna no ore ja nai!!!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 353
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 41
  • Scouts Killed: 34
  • Dominations: 14
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Purchased
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Purchased
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
  • Uncraftable
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Purchased
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • Uncraftable
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 3 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sentry Kills: 2
  • Kills: 0
The Scrap Sack
Level 24 Backpack - Found in Crate
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Style: Obake
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 0
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 77 Futuristic Sound Device - Timed Drop
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
2
NamedDescribed
  
Standing Tall
Level 9 Hat - Found in Crate
The fastest damn thing with no legs.
  • Effect: Bubbling
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
NamedDescribedGift
  
Dalton's love
Level 10 Apparel - Traded
Boku nitotte, kimi wa kanpeki na hito da yo
  • Gift from: Aeronite17
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 5
Uncharitable Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Uncharitable Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
  • Kills: 105
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 5 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sentry Kills: 0
  • Kills: 0
NamedDescribed
Patton's discipline
Level 10 Riding Crop - Traded
There is only one sort of discipline, perfect discipline.
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Metal Slug
Level 84 Hat - Found in Crate
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
NamedDescribed
History repeating
Level 1 Server-Clearing Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
Who do they call when robots need defeating?
  • Kills: 3408
  • Dominations: 254
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 559
  • Robots Destroyed: 1331
NamedDescribed
I've hit the top
Level 42 Rage-Inducing Fish - Found in Crate
Step up to me; this dance fight will be legendary!
  • Humiliations: 1697
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Strange Knife
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 4 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Milkman
Level 16 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Wicked Nasty Jarate
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 584
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
  
Reggaelator
Level 39 Hat - Found in Crate
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
  • Style: Bones
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Earbuds
Level 75 Hat - Traded
OSX represent!
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Lollichop
Level 56 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 10
The Koala Compact
Level 60 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Style: Spine-Cooling
  • Uncraftable
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Store Promotion
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Uncraftable
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 99 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Store Promotion
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
  • Uncraftable
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Store Promotion
  • Uncraftable
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 32 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
7444
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen #7444
Level 4 - Crafted
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 7444
8943
The Planeswalker Goggles #8943
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
  • Craft number: 8943
NamedDescribed
THE A.I.D.S CURATOR
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
seconds as a prostate examiner
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
NamedDescribed
23751
Patton's seventh army
Level 10 Shotgun - Crafted
Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and more attack
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 23751
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper - Steam Purchase
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
3
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign - Steam Purchase
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bear
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Style: Yes, Cigar
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
  • Style: Burn
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
NamedDescribed
Alright Magnet dude, gimme five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Now I've got your power!
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Traded
  
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 83 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Distinguished
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Gore-Spattered Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 482
  
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastlierest
Painted with Indubitably Green
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Store Promotion
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Uncraftable
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
Named
  
The gay pride float
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Painted with Pink as Hell
 
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 7 Hat - Traded
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Truly Feared Flare Gun
Level 10 Truly Feared Flare Gun - Traded
  • Kills: 233
Face-Melting Flame Thrower
Level 1 Face-Melting Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1293
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Purchased
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Uncraftable
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
NamedDescribed
The brazzers Bazooka
Level 81 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The same bazooka used to film the raw action on Icarly.
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
  
649
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #649
Level 31 Shoes - Crafted
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 649
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Halloween Drop
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
  • Uncraftable
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Gore-Spattered Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
  • Kills: 376
Doc's Holiday
Level 24 Apparel - Found in Crate
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 37 Backpack - Found in Crate
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
17849
The Team Captain #17849
Level 53 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 17849
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
NamedDescribed
MERRY F'IN CHRISTMAS
Level 25 Bat - Traded
Scream in pain as I shove this thing futher down your ass!
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Purchased
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Uncraftable
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Team Captain
Level 9 Hat - Timed Drop
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  
3167
The Little Buddy #3167
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 3167
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Store Promotion
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
  • Uncraftable
Griffin's Gog
Level 81 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
NamedDescribed
Everyone knows god is Irish
Level 1 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Traded
For, the Irish lads in action are the divil's boys for fighting.
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 3419
  • Buildings Destroyed: 209
Named
White gooey justice
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Sodden Victims: 2273
  • Allies Extinguished: 109
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
The Bolt Boy
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 0
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
4
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047.
3621
The Deus Specs #3621
Level 10 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 3621
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
NamedDescribed
GTFO device
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
"WARNING" This beverage contains MORE than your recomended daily dose of GTFO
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 4 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
 
154
Sign of the Wolf's School #154
Level 20 Medallion - Traded
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
  • Crafted by Beef Howard (S/SV)
  • Craft number: 154
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
 
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Traded
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Familiar Fez
Level 46 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Blues
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 57 Backpack - Found in Crate
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Store Promotion
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Uncraftable
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Store Promotion
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
  • Uncraftable
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 3
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Purchased
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • Uncraftable
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Purchased
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Purchased
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Uncraftable
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
  • Uncraftable
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Purchased
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Purchased
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Uncraftable
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Purchased
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
Scotch Bonnet
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
  • Uncraftable
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Store Promotion
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Uncraftable
The Satisfactory Santa's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Satisfactory Santa's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 16
  • Untradable
Somewhat Threatening Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 92
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Gift
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Gifted
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Gift from: Gcommer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
NamedDescribed
The Soldier Side
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
All young men must go. He's gone so far to find no hope... He's never going home
  • Kills: 935
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 24 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Store Promotion
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Uncraftable
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Timed Drop
  
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Painted with After Eight
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
NamedDescribed
13941
Patton's Third Army
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Traded
I am a soldier. I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight
  • +40% projectile speed
  • Crafted by (N3D)shadowpuffs
  • Craft number: 13941
  • -25% clip size
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  
2884
The Jingle Belt #2884
Level 45 Bells - Crafted
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 2884
  • Jingle all the way
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
  
3263
The All-Father #3263
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 3263
Painted with Australium Gold
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 79 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Store Promotion
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
5
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Store Promotion
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Unremarkable Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Unremarkable Wrench - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 12
Scarcely Lethal Back Scratcher
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 39
  
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Uncharitable Amputator
Level 15 Uncharitable Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • Kills: 120
Wicked Nasty Knife
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 514
Notably Dangerous Syringe Gun
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 154
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
Scarcely Lethal Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 27
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
NamedDescribed
The gay pride cannon
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Homophobia detected, launching sticky goo of acceptance!
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 353
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
Sufficiently Lethal Eyelander
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 217
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 98 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 87 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 25 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Buzz Killer
Level 62 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Wicked Nasty Equalizer
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 621
Rage-Inducing Black Box
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 1834
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
2932
Fancy Dress Uniform #2932
Level 10 Uniform - Crafted
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 2932
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
NamedDescribed
Don't shoot me, I'm dancing
Level 1 Server-Clearing Pistol - Found in Crate
Breaking down while I get down. You can't stop losing, and I cant stop grooving
  • Kills: 3639
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
11176
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #11176
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 11176
  
Blighted Beak
Level 34 Hat - Traded
Painted with Team Spirit
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
  • Uncraftable
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Scarcely Lethal Pain Train
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 34
Unremarkable Bottle
Level 1 Unremarkable Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 18
  
The Track Terrorizer
Level 63 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
6
NamedDescribed
You are the one who wrote the end
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Pickaxe - Found in Crate
You wanted war? Now I just want revenge!
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 701
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
8579
Pocket Medic #8579
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Keep little healing man close.
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 8579
The Kringle Collection
Level 21 Coat - Found in Crate
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
15
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 15
  • Uncraftable
25
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Uncraftable
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
6
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 6
  • Uncraftable
25
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Uncraftable
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Gifted
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Bonk Boy
Level 81 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
texture
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge - Timed Drop
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 2 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
NamedDescribed
Daniel-San!!!
Level 5 Katana - Steam Purchase
OHH!!! THAT'S MY UNCLE!!!
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Store Promotion
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Uncraftable
NamedDescribed
Sergeant T.J. Hooker
Level 1 Peppergun - Purchased
Because when you're this badass, those two extra shots just don't seem to matter
  • Uncraftable
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
NamedDescribed
SHAMWOW
Level 1 Pistol - Timed Drop
This is for the head, the torso. You're gonna be sayin wow everytime I kill you.
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 17 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Store Promotion
  • Uncraftable
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Store Promotion
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
7522
The Menpo #7522
Level 74 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 7522
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Spectacularly Lethal Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
  • Banners Deployed: 315
Power Up Canteen
Level 100 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
Positively Inhumane Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 4 Positively Inhumane Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 795
  • Buildings Destroyed: 122
  • Engineers Killed: 65
  • Kills While Invuln ÜberCharged: 12
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Gore-Spattered Degreaser
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 410
  • Projectiles Reflected: 585
  • Allies Extinguished: 224
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 30 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 73 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
  
Killer's Kabuto
Level 73 Hat - Found in Crate
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Painted with Australium Gold
NamedDescribed
Vince's SEX TOY
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
So, I said I was gonna shove this up her ass, and the whore bit my tounge off!
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
NamedDescribed
Bloody Tears
Level 1 Scattergun - Timed Drop
What an awesome night to be the best song in castlevania
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
7
The Buzz Killer
Level 51 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
  • Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2010-05-27 00:14:56
  • Untradable
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Store Promotion
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Uncraftable
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift - Found in Crate
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Somewhat Threatening Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 73
  • Kill Assists: 308
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • Uncraftable
NamedDescribed
Keep Quiet
Level 1 Epic Shotgun - Found in Crate
We have control. We keep you safe. We are your hope. We have control
  • Kills: 7226
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Store Promotion
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Uncraftable
Gift
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Gifted
  • Gift from: <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
  
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat - Traded
I put on my wizard's hat.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Described
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
HOLY SMOKES! Look at you go!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - MvM Squad surplus reward
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
NamedDescribed
OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
I VILL UBAR U VITH MAH UBAR GUN DUMMKOPF!
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
NamedDescribed
THE PROSTATE EXAMINER
Level 5 Bonesaw - Traded
Eins, zwei, drei... I do not think we brought enough body bags.
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
3400
The Planeswalker Helm #3400
Level 82 Hat - Crafted
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
  • Crafted by Blues
  • Craft number: 3400
NamedDescribed
Can't stop the top
Level 1 Hale's Own Scattergun - Found in Crate
You can't stop the rhythm of victory, and I can feel it all around me.
  • Kills: 18600
  • Heavies Killed: 556
Gore-Spattered Soda Popper
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 441
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Gifted
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
25
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Uncraftable
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 6 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
NamedDescribed
Hoist the flag and let her fly!
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Yan-kee Doo-dle do or die!
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
  • Kills: 0
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 45 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Gift
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Gifted
  • Gift from: 360 sandvich toss
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - MvM Badge completion reward
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Store Promotion
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Store Promotion
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Uncraftable
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Timed Drop
Genuine UGC Highlander Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Store Promotion
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Mildly Menacing Market Gardener
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 53
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 3 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
8
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Found in Crate
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Store Promotion
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Uncraftable
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
NamedDescribed
Walk away from the light
Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Traded
Your will is strong, the truth is stronger. you fought so long, how much longer?
  • Kills: 12882
  • Posthumous Kills: 78
  • Gib Kills: 5794
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Traded
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Scarcely Lethal Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 28
  • Kill Assists: 127
NamedDescribed
Yaranaika? (やらないか)
Level 10 Server-Clearing Sword - Found in Crate
Hey! let´s do it! Uki-uki making love, It´s so big and bigger! Kusomiso BABY!
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 3967
  • Critical Kills: 1506
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 946
  • Demomen Killed: 499
Named
Smoking Dimsum!
Level 63 Hat - Found in Crate
You can't tell, but he's furious.
  • Effect: Smoking
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
5930
The Last Breath #5930
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Guilteh
  • Craft number: 5930
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift - Found in Crate
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 70 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
  
The Merc's Muffler
Level 52 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Strange Bat
Level 1 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Purchased
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
  • Uncraftable
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
NamedDescribed
MEGA MAN 3 "GAME OVER" SONG
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
That was fun, but now you're done, you're outta luck because you suck!
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Uncraftable
Wicked Nasty Shortstop
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 520
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Purchased
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
  • Uncraftable
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 88 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 4 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Purchased
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Uncraftable
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Milkman
Level 67 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Store Promotion
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - MvM Squad surplus reward
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Attendant
Level 27 Hat - Timed Drop
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 3 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
  • Uncraftable
Notably Dangerous Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 155
Rage-Inducing Minigun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Minigun - Traded
  • Kills: 1879
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
NamedDescribed
Dwellings of doom
Level 1 Pistol - Timed Drop
Never underestimate the pain in my heart.
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
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56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Keep little healing man close.
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Described
  
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 70 Hat - Traded
Shit just got real... and pink.
  • Style: Oldest School
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Truly Feared Powerjack
Level 5 Truly Feared Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 273
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
NamedDescribed
MAH DIAMONDS!
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
Gimme back my diamonds you crazy kids!
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes - Purchased
Show balls who is the boss.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 60 Hat - Found in Crate
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME.
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
The Cold Killer
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Strange Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Ubers: 6
  • Kill Assists: 7
The Rescue Ranger
Level 54 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Halloween Drop
  • Style: Demoman
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time