Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 120.98 | 10.08 |
| EUR | €53.13 | €4.43 |
| GBP | £48.98 | £4.08 |
| RUB | 2134.0 | 177.83 |
| USD | $71.38 | $5.95 |
Item statistics
| Action | 9 |
|---|---|
| Hats | 54 |
| Misc | 50 |
| Other | 44 |
| Pda | 3 |
| Weapons | 128 |
| Total | 288 / 300 |
1
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Gary Clause
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: VROOM99
- Crate Series #58
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Sarcastic
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Sarcastic
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Sarcastic
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Jaen
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Jaen
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Jaen
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Jaen
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Sarcastic
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: sP | slosprint
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Sarcastic
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Jaen
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: VROOM99
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Jaen
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Viewtiful Man
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Sarcastic
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Gary Clause
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Jaen
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Sarcastic
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Sarcastic
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Sarcastic
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Sarcastic
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
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Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
- Gift from: Viewtiful Man
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
Power Up Canteen #3239
Level 66 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Crafted by ZigmaDrive
- Craft number: 3239
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Power Up Canteen
Level 93 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 35
Notably Dangerous Atomizer
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Bat - Found in Crate
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 174
Scarcely Lethal Boston Basher
Level 25 Scarcely Lethal Bat - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- Kills: 27
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Gore-Spattered Sandman
Level 15 Gore-Spattered Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
- Kills: 441
Positively Inhumane Bat
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Bat - Found in Crate
- Kills: 835
- Critical Kills: 151
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Achievement
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Untradable
Gore-Spattered Ubersaw
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 375
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Crafted
'Do no harm.'
- Crafted by ZigmaDrive
- Allows you to see enemy health
- Untradable
Strange Flying Guillotine
Level 39 Strange Cleaver - Found in Crate
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 2
- Style: Thirstier
Notably Dangerous Bushwacka
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Kukri - Found in Crate
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 150
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Crafted
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Lollichop
Level 87 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Notably Dangerous Lollichop
Level 96 Notably Dangerous Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 149
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Achievement
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Untradable
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Wicked Nasty Axtinguisher
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 591

I'm gonna tickle your pickle
Level 10 Positively Persiflagious Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
- Tickle Fights Won: 821
- Kills: 153


The name's Saxton Hale! Australian!
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Fists - Found in Crate
PROPERTY DAMAGE!
- Kills: 605
Spectacularly Lethal Rainblower
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 332

Hank's Haunted Propane Tank
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
- Kills: 943
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Unremarkable Detonator
Level 10 Unremarkable Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 12
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
- Crafted by ZigmaDrive
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
- Untradable
Uncharitable Back Scratcher
Level 10 Uncharitable Garden Rake - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
- Kills: 116
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 2
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Achievement
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
- Untradable
Wicked Nasty Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Wicked Nasty Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 564
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Gore-Spattered Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 466
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Strange Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 0
Wicked Nasty Jarate
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 728

Divine Dairy of Ye gods of olde
Level 5 Hale's Own Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Sodden Victims: 8503
- Allies Extinguished: 207
Somewhat Threatening Big Earner
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Knife - Found in Crate
- +30 cloak on kill
- -25 max health on wearer
- Kills: 72
Truly Feared Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 5 Truly Feared Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 261
- Engineers Killed: 8
- Pyros Killed: 14
- Snipers Killed: 12
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?


Lord Sandwiches Squire
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Order Of The Sandwich Represent!
- Food Items Eaten: 287
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Achievement
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Untradable
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Somewhat Threatening Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 85
- Kill Assists: 289
Unremarkable Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Unremarkable Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 14
- Kill Assists: 66
Notably Dangerous Quick-Fix
Level 8 Notably Dangerous Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Ubers: 158
- Kill Assists: 379
Unremarkable Tomislav
Level 5 Unremarkable Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 12
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Notably Dangerous Natascha
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Minigun - Traded
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
- Kills: 156


Tonya the Twerkinator
Level 1 Epic Minigun - Found in Crate
Try outsmarting her. I dare you.
- Kills: 6180
- Revenges: 69
- Engineers Killed: 157
- Kills While Invuln ÜberCharged: 66
Mildly Menacing Shortstop
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 56
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Positively Inhumane Equalizer
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 756
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Unremarkable Escape Plan
Level 10 Unremarkable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 18
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Somewhat Threatening Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 79
Wicked Nasty Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 610
- Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 5
Gore-Spattered Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 392
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Unremarkable L'Etranger
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
- +15 cloak on hit
- -20% damage penalty
- Kills: 12
Sufficiently Lethal Ambassador
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 212
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry

Shaft Ejaculation Repeater
Level 63 Uncharitable Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
- Kills: 133
- Engineers Killed: 7
- Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 2
- Defenders Killed: 3
The Liberty Launcher #7262
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
- +40% projectile speed
- Crafted by ZigmaDrive
- Craft number: 7262
- -25% clip size
- Untradable


THE RICE IN DICK EXPRESS
Level 25 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
With 40% more phallic sodomy, faster dickfisting ensured
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 3512
- Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 24


Zigma's Big Black Cawk
Level 5 Face-Melting Rocket Launcher - Traded
Name copyright [cmc]Pootis
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 1289
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 0


Anti-Air Critical Black Chode Cannon
Level 1 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
It's as wordy as it is big.
- Kills: 4444
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 627
- Critical Kills: 438
- Demomen Killed: 303
The Soda Popper #9704
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- Crafted by ZigmaDrive
- Craft number: 9704
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Untradable
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Positively Inhumane Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Shotgun - Found in Crate
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Kills: 979
Mildly Menacing Family Business
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Shotgun - Found in Crate
- +33% clip size
- -15% damage penalty
- Kills: 51
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Mildly Menacing Frontier Justice
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 61
Somewhat Threatening Market Gardener
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Shovel - Found in Crate
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 97
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Sufficiently Lethal Powerjack
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Sledgehammer - Traded
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 204
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
Mildly Menacing Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 57
Somewhat Threatening Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- Kills: 98
- Pyros Killed: 3
Gore-Spattered Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Kills: 388
Sufficiently Lethal Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 218
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Achievement
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Untradable
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Spectacularly Lethal Eyelander
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 346
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Blutsauger
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
- Kills: 44
Scarcely Lethal Overdose
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 28
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Rage-Inducing Dead Ringer
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Invis Watch - Found in Crate
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
- Deaths Feigned: 1590
Somewhat Threatening Jag
Level 15 Somewhat Threatening Wrench - Traded
- 30% faster construction rate
- -25% damage penalty
- Sentry Kills: 72
- Kills: 10
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Wrench
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Wrench - Found in Crate
- Sentry Kills: 195
- Kills: 26
- Sappers Removed: 36
Scarcely Lethal Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 30
- Kills: 4
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 30 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 97 Backpack - MvM Badge completion reward
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth.
- Uncraftable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2010-06-15 20:35:12
- Untradable
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Competent Contributor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 4
- Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #19360
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
- Crafted by VROOM99
- Craft number: 19360
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 80 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- Uncraftable
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 100 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
- Untradable
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The Bearded Bombardier
Level 55 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Style: Formal
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 23 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with Pink as Hell
Camera Beard
Level 57 Facial Hair - Crafted
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
- Untradable
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Untradable
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Big Country
Level 94 Hat - Timed Drop
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Painted with A Mann's Mint
The Bloodhound
Level 43 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
- Untradable
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
- Untradable
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 17 Hat - Crafted
- Crafted by Useless
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghastlierest
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 99 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Untradable

Kool Kidz Klub
Level 6 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 79 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Killed Merasmus at level 1
- Untradable
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 12 Hat - Crafted
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
- Crafted by ZigmaDrive
- Untradable
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 39 Hat - Traded
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple


Hats and Relative Sandviches in Space
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous.
- Effect: Orbiting Planets
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Officer's Ushanka
Level 35 Hat - Traded
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 7 Hat - Timed Drop
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever


DO THE MONKEY WITH ME! C'MON!
Level 44 Hat - Timed Drop
Man Man I'm pretty.
Painted with Australium Gold
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
The Head Warmer #210
Level 12 Hat - Crafted
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
- Craft number: 210
Painted with Australium Gold
Large Luchadore #20925
Level 55 Hat - Crafted
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
- Crafted by Dr. Jeebus
- Craft number: 20925
- Style: El Amor Ardiente
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
The Necronomicrown
Level 69 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
- Untradable
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 49 Hat - Traded
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 83 Hat - Crafted
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
- Crafted by Dr. Jeebus
Painted with After Eight
The Bolt Boy
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
Painted with Australium Gold
Soldered Sensei
Level 73 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 91 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Painted with Pink as Hell
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
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Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 38 Hat - Timed Drop
Straight outta control point.
- Style: Old School
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture

Postman's Hat
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
- Crafted by ZigmaDrive
- Craft number: 3300
Painted with Operator's Overalls
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Stout Shako
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Victorian military fashion.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Fancy Fedora
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Painted with Drably Olive
Frenchman's Beret
Level 48 Hat - Timed Drop
Because real espionage is an artform.
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 88 Hat - Timed Drop
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
- Untradable
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Can't stop the signal.
- Untradable
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 77 Hat - Purchased
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
- Uncraftable
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Store Promotion
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Zipperface
Level 100 Hat - Halloween Drop
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
- Uncraftable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Samson Skewer
Level 70 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Style: Threatening
- Untradable
The Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 50 Lantern - Purchased
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
The Dapper Disguise
Level 24 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
- Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
Medi-Mask
Level 87 Mask - Found in Crate
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 91 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 56 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland


The Slate Robro Ranger
Level 26 Robot - Purchased
We're 100% sure that slate isn't a real color. But don't tell the robot that.
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate

The Minge's Mark
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Gift from: Dr. Jeebus
- Uncraftable
The Splendid Screen #23918
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Crafted by ZigmaDrive
- Craft number: 23918
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Spike And Arrow
- Untradable
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Achievement
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Untradable
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
- Blocks a single backstab attempt
- Spies Shocked: 1
The Fast Learner
Level 20 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Crafted by Ixnar
- Style: Winter
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 34 Shirt - Purchased
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Genuine Ready Steady Pan Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 1
- Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Iron Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 9
- Untradable
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
- Style: Epaulettes