All
Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 1497.18 | 5.22 |
| EUR | €677.93 | €2.36 |
| GBP | £649.08 | £2.26 |
| RUB | 26118.38 | 91.0 |
| USD | $876.18 | $3.05 |
Item statistics
| Action | 20 |
|---|---|
| Building | 4 |
| Hats | 303 |
| Misc | 245 |
| Other | 465 |
| Pda | 4 |
| Weapons | 329 |
| Total | 1370 / 2000 |
1
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 200 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Waffle
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Walking Talking Stephen Hawking.
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: ᴾᴾᴹ Cebi {7034}
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: ★BLVCK'T'VLON★
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: J!ngo!st!c
- Crate Series #58
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
CLAYTON BIGSBY
Level 22 Hat - Found in Crate
They stink, and I hate em'!
- Effect: Stormy Storm
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Duff ™
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Doughmeeno Tearee
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: arkon (may contain horsemeat)
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: shit happenz! bitch
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Nooffence l RAWR
- Crate Series #58
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - MvM Badge completion reward
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Waffle
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Doughmeeno Tearee
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: arkon (may contain horsemeat)
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: ★BLVCK'T'VLON★
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Nooffence l RAWR
- Crate Series #58
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
The Tungsten Toque
Level 9 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Lancetastic
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Doughmeeno Tearee
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: [GR2R] !GUMBERCULES!
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: An Eyedea
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Nooffence l RAWR
- Crate Series #58
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Steel Shako
Level 2 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Waffle
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Doughmeeno Tearee
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Fogdor, The Trucking!
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: [G4B2S]Toughsox
- Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Nooffence l RAWR
- Crate Series #58
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The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 93 Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Badge completion reward
- +50% faster firing speed
- -60% damage penalty
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - MvM Badge completion reward
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - MvM Badge completion reward
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Squad surplus reward
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - MvM Squad surplus reward
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Badge completion reward
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Neon Annihilator
Level 100 Sign - MvM Badge completion reward
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - MvM Badge completion reward
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 67 Fire Axe - MvM Badge completion reward
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - MvM Badge completion reward
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Badge completion reward
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Badge completion reward
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Badge completion reward
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - MvM Badge completion reward
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - MvM Badge completion reward
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - MvM Squad surplus reward
- +50% faster firing speed
- -60% damage penalty
The Rescue Ranger
Level 94 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - MvM Badge completion reward
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - MvM Badge completion reward
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - MvM Badge completion reward
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
5
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel - MvM Badge completion reward
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Menpo #6883
Level 50 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 6883
The Hound Dog
Level 91 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
The Kringle Collection
Level 29 Coat - Timed Drop
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
The Samur-Eye
Level 65 Hat - Timed Drop
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
The Tin-1000
Level 4 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Hard Counter
Level 23 Hat - Crafted
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
with Jarate around.
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 71 Hat - Crafted
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Don't poke your eye out.
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 88 Pipe - Timed Drop
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 40 Hat - Timed Drop
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
but just as round on top.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 52 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
The Wraith Wrap
Level 51 Apparel - Crafted
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
Killer's Kabuto
Level 2 Hat - Found in Crate
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
The Human Cannonball
Level 50 Hat - Purchased
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 61 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace - MvM Badge completion reward
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
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Kapelusz Kowboja Przyszłości
Level 75 Hat - Purchased
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Safe'n'Sound
Level 8 Hat - Purchased
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
- Uncraftable
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 28 Hat - Purchased
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
- Uncraftable
Hotrod
Level 21 Hat - Purchased
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
- Uncraftable
The Brainiac Goggles #3961
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
- Craft number: 3961
Googly Gazer
Level 69 Hat - Timed Drop
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
the other one on everything else.
- Style: Machine in the Man
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset - Timed Drop
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 54 Hat - Traded
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
The Pencil Pusher #672
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
- Crafted by Dr. Alex
- Craft number: 672
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 89 Facial Hair - Purchased
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
- Uncraftable
Pedobear Level 69
Level 69 Pocket Buddy - Traded
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Aw, he even has his own hat!
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 84 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Painted with Australium Gold
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 89 Apparel - Purchased
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 9 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
- Style: Midnight
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 96 Apparel - Purchased
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
- Style: Midnight
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Stocking Stuffer #6103
Level 37 Stocking - Crafted
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
- Craft number: 6103
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
The Idea Tube
Level 76 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
The Pocket Purrer
Level 55 Satchel - Found in Crate
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
- Untradable
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
- Style: Aperture Logo
Unremarkable Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Unremarkable Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 20
- Kills: 8
- Robots Destroyed: 52
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Traded
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Traded
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
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Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 29 Hat - Purchased
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Your enemy will get the point.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #1072
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 1072
Grimm Hatte
Level 36 Hat - Traded
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Couvre Corner #605
Level 20 Pocket Square - Crafted
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
- Craft number: 605
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 45 Hat - Timed Drop
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 26 Hat - Purchased
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 69 Hat - Crafted
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with Team Spirit
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 64 Pipe - Purchased
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Style: Evening
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Surgeon's Stethoscope #1717
Level 20 Stethoscope - Traded
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
- Craft number: 1717
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Surgeon's Side Satchel #2523
Level 53 Satchel - Crafted
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 2523
Medi-Mask
Level 13 Mask - Found in Crate
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Medi-Mask
Level 80 Mask - Found in Crate
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Crafted
'Do no harm.'
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Allows you to see enemy health
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Purchased
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
- Uncraftable
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Traded
- Gift from: 01001010
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Traded
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Traded
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
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Heads will roll.
Trophy Belt
Level 19 Hat - Purchased
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Indubitably Green
Professional's Panama
Level 36 Hat - Purchased
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
- Uncraftable
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 69 Hat - Timed Drop
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 62 Hat - Purchased
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
- Uncraftable
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 11 Hat - Purchased
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
- Uncraftable
Liquidator's Lid
Level 33 Hat - Found in Crate
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
The Swagman's Swatter #2230
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
- Craft number: 2230
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is CLASSIFIED.
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Outback Intellectual #4523
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Craft number: 4523
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #2614
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
- Craft number: 2614
Villain's Veil #9681
Level 29 Hat - Crafted
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Craft number: 9681
- Style: Smooth Assassin
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace - Purchased
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
- Uncraftable
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- Gift from: [R†RV]†XiaoAce††Oais81†
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
The Fruit Shoot #4528
Level 17 Hat - Crafted
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
- Craft number: 4528
The Stovepipe Sniper Shako #3884
Level 54 Hat - Crafted
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 3884
Sufficiently Lethal Razorback
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Shield - Found in Crate
- Blocks a single backstab attempt
- Spies Shocked: 179
The Cozy Camper #8776
Level 10 Backpack - Crafted
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- Crafted by [MGW] Ori
- Craft number: 8776
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Hale's Own Jarate
Level 5 Hale's Own Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 10658
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
- Uncraftable
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Traded
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Scarcely Lethal Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Kills: 27
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Shahanshah #4884
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- Crafted by Ezio Audtiore De-La Firenze
- Craft number: 4884
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Gore-Spattered Bushwacka
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Kukri - Traded
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 445
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Fancy Fedora
Level 54 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Indubitably Green
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 79 Hat - Purchased
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
but just as round on top.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 28 Hat - Purchased
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
- Uncraftable
Camera Beard
Level 57 Facial Hair - Purchased
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
- Uncraftable
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 37 Hat - Traded
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
- Crafted by DiegoPGN
Painted with Indubitably Green
Cosa Nostra Cap #4076
Level 12 Hat - Traded
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
- Craft number: 4076
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
The Made Man
Level 21 - Traded
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Made Bluedemon
Level 89 - Crafted
For the man with all the polygons
- Gift from: [MGW] Ori
- Craft number: 8656
Painted with After Eight
The Business Casual
Level 35 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #8465
Level 43 Shoes - Crafted
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 8465
The Triad Trinket
Level 89 Necklace - Purchased
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
- Style: Bear
- Uncraftable
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Crafted
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- -65 max health on wearer
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife - Steam Purchase
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Wanga Prick #2475
Level 81 Knife - Crafted
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Craft number: 2475
- Wearer cannot disguise
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Traded
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 39 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
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Bonk Helm
Level 42 Hat - Purchased
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Indubitably Green
Whoopee Cap
Level 32 Hat - Traded
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 24 Hat - Purchased
Straight outta control point.
- Style: Oldest School
- Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 55 Hat - Purchased
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
- Uncraftable
The Hot Dogger #559
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
- Craft number: 559
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops - Purchased
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
E hele mākou i kahakai.
- Style: Carefree Summer Nap
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel - Purchased
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
- Style: Headphones Disengaged
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick your teeth in.
The Stereoscopic Shades #2942
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
- Craft number: 2942
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 11 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Gift from: hoof
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- Uncraftable
The Fast Learner
Level 49 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Fast Learner
Level 32 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Fast Learner
Level 4 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
The Bootie Time #10867
Level 10 Apparel - Crafted
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 10867
- Jingle all the way
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Traded
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Flying Guillotine #6443
Level 30 Cleaver - Crafted
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 6443
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Traded
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Traded
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Found in Crate
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
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Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 12 Hat - Purchased
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
- Uncraftable
Killer's Kabuto
Level 50 Hat - Timed Drop
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Painted with Australium Gold
Stainless Pot
Level 36 Hat - Purchased
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Also heats soup.
- Uncraftable
Soldier's Stash
Level 100 Hat - Purchased
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
- Uncraftable
Tyrant's Helm
Level 49 Hat - Purchased
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
- Uncraftable
Honcho's Headgear
Level 78 Hat - Crafted
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
The Battle Bob
Level 79 Hat - Crafted
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Hat With No Name #4844
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
- Craft number: 4844
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #10453
Level 69 Facial Hair - Crafted
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Craft number: 10453
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 94 Facial Hair - Purchased
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Conquistador
Level 99 Hat - Crafted
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 55 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - CD Key
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Traded
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Mantreads #724
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 724
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Traded
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Traded
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
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Tippler's Tricorne
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Don't poke your eye out.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
- Style: Garish and Overbearing
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Sober Stuntman
Level 32 Hat - Traded
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Reggaelator
Level 29 Hat - Crafted
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Style: Designer
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat - Traded
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask - Traded
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Untradable
Painted with Australium Gold
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Gift from: -Hi. Is Ken home?
- Untradable
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #6082
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
- Crafted by I LIKE TURTLES!!!! ;D
- Craft number: 6082
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #5273
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
- Craft number: 5273
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 69 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen #1740
Level 96 - Crafted
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 1740
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 90 - MvM Badge completion reward
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
- Style: Imbued
Painted with Pink as Hell
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 69 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with Pink as Hell
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 2 Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Traded
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Traded
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Purchased
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Purchased
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Uncraftable
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Freedom Staff #1384
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Crafted by TacosWillEatUs
- Craft number: 1384
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The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Style: Spine-Twisting
- Uncraftable
Painted with Operator's Overalls
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 69 Hat - Crafted
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
The War Pig
Level 26 Hat - Found in Crate
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
- Style: Conspicuous
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 5 Hair - Found in Crate
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Haunted Executioner
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
The Gift of Griefing
Level 86 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
- Craft number: 4049
The Koala Compact
Level 54 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
Aqua Flops #601
Level 57 Flip-Flops - Crafted
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
- Crafted by Captain Kirk
- Craft number: 601
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Nose Candy
Level 93 Mask - Purchased
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
Flair!
Level 20 Flair! - Timed Drop
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Uncraftable
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 69 Hat - Crafted
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Gift from: Stenchworm
- Untradable
The Fast Learner
Level 89 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Cool Breeze
Level 84 Kilt - Found in Crate
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Untradable
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
Painted with Australium Gold
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion - Timed Drop
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Ebenezer
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Traded
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Gift from: Den1s
- Untradable
The Marxman
Level 13 Glasses - Purchased
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Style: Yes, Cigar
- Uncraftable
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat - Traded
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 29 Hat - Found in Crate
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
The Balloonicorn #309
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- Crafted by Mozzy
- Craft number: 309
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot - Steam Purchase
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 34 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Point and Shoot #8662
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
- Craft number: 8662
The RoBro 3000
Level 75 Robot - MvM Squad surplus reward
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 4 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 68 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
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The Tin-1000
Level 52 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 10 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The ultraviolet stamp of the champion!
Level 6 Tattoos - Purchased
This stamp is neon, glow-in-the dark, and pink! Whats not to love!
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - MvM Badge completion reward
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Grizzled Growth #1407
Level 34 Facial Hair - Crafted
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 1407
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
The Tuxxy
Level 77 Tuxedo - Purchased
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 38 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
- Untradable
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Purchased
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Rail Spikes #1412
Level 6 Spikes - Crafted
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
- Crafted by lazyboyking
- Craft number: 1412
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #1700
Level 49 Mask - Crafted
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
- Crafted by Kerbauker
- Craft number: 1700
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
- Gift from: Düd
- Uncraftable
The Mutton Mann
Level 48 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Purchased
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck - Steam Purchase
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
The All-Father #10819
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
- Craft number: 10819
Painted with Pink as Hell
The HazMat Headcase
Level 20 Hat - Gifted
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
- Style: Streamlined
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Brock's Locks #855
Level 79 Hair - Crafted
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased, tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from your lower back and buttocks years ago.
- Crafted by Kerbauker
- Craft number: 855
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
- Uncraftable
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 53 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
The Brown Bomber #2948
Level 35 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
- Craft number: 2948
- Style: Hipster
The Bearded Bombardier #2033
Level 90 Facial Hair - Crafted
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Craft number: 2033
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 64 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Gift from: Slonis
- Untradable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Rogue's Col Roule #17603
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
- Craft number: 17603
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The HazMat Headcase
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
- Style: A Serious Absence of Fear
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
- Uncraftable
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 88 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Champ Stamp
Level 16 Tattoos - Purchased
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Crafty Hair #3158
Level 67 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
- Crafted by Kerbauker
- Craft number: 3158
- Style: Brown
Nose Candy
Level 64 Mask - Purchased
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth.
- Uncraftable
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Sufficiently Lethal Sandman
Level 15 Sufficiently Lethal Bat - Found in Crate
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
- Kills: 182
Sufficiently Lethal Soda Popper
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 177
Somewhat Threatening Diamondback
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 99
Strange Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 2
- Robots Destroyed: 197
- Sappers Removed: 0
Spectacularly Lethal Widowmaker
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
- Kills: 284
Server-Clearing Black Box
Level 5 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 3347
- Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 10
Unremarkable Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 31 Unremarkable Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 14
Truly Feared Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Truly Feared Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 240
Mildly Menacing Eyelander
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 66
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
- Kills: 0
- Robots Destroyed: 10921
Epic Mad Milk
Level 5 Epic Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Sodden Victims: 6370
Wicked Nasty Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Wicked Nasty Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
- Humiliations: 571
- Soldiers Killed: 101
- Heavies Killed: 23
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- +15 cloak on hit
- -20% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
- Sappers Removed: 0
Rage-Inducing Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
- Banners Deployed: 2406
Mildly Menacing Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 52
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Strange Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Kills: 0
Uncharitable Natascha
Level 5 Uncharitable Minigun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
- Kills: 134
Somewhat Threatening Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 85
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- Kills: 0
Somewhat Threatening Dead Ringer
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Invis Watch - Found in Crate
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
- Deaths Feigned: 81
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 6
- Kills: 3
Server-Clearing Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 4405
- Soldiers Killed: 621
Broken-In Mantreads
Level 10 Broken-In Boots - Found in Crate
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Opponents Flattened: 1
Uncharitable Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Uncharitable Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 123
- Robots Destroyed: 21379
Truly Feared Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Truly Feared Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 263
Truly Feared Pain Train
Level 5 Truly Feared Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 269
Sufficiently Lethal Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 180
Uncharitable Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 4 Uncharitable Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 102
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 3 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 2
- Kills: 1
- Tanks Destroyed: 118
Unremarkable Equalizer
Level 10 Unremarkable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 14
Gore-Spattered Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2 Gore-Spattered Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 371
- Critical Kills: 54
Scarcely Lethal Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Stick Bomb - Found in Crate
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 31
Strange Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 120 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Unremarkable Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 21 Unremarkable Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 19
Gore-Spattered Ambassador
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 479
Mildly Menacing Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Mildly Menacing Wrench - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 64
Uncharitable Gunslinger
Level 15 Uncharitable Robot Arm - Found in Crate
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
- Sentry Kills: 113
- Kills: 30
- Sappers Removed: 0
Notably Dangerous Direct Hit
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 149
Uncharitable Escape Plan
Level 10 Uncharitable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 128
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Unremarkable Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
- Kills: 11
Uncharitable Machina
Level 5 Uncharitable Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
...From Snipe City
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
- Kills: 122
- Headshot Kills: 92
Somewhat Threatening Flame Thrower
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- Kills: 71
Somewhat Threatening Ubersaw
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 82
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 2
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
Server-Clearing Holiday Punch
Level 10 Server-Clearing Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
- Tickle Fights Won: 3296
- Kills: 190
Face-Melting Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Face-Melting Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- Kills: 1043
- Headshot Kills: 818
Sufficiently Lethal Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 187
Truly Feared Degreaser
Level 10 Truly Feared Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Kills: 270
- Posthumous Kills: 7
- Allies Extinguished: 3
Somewhat Threatening Amputator
Level 15 Somewhat Threatening Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
- Kills: 96
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 55 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
Power Up Canteen
Level 71 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Vintage Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Crafted
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- Gift from: DoT aka TVFrag
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
- Untradable
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Crafted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
Uncharitable Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 2 Uncharitable Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 129
Sufficiently Lethal Axtinguisher
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 185
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Strange Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Ubers: 0
- Kill Assists: 0
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Crafted
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
- Untradable
The Neon Annihilator #3636
Level 91 Sign - Crafted
- Damage removes Sappers
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 3636
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Crafted
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Server-Clearing Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Server-Clearing Sniper Rifle - Traded
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 3770
Mildly Menacing Detonator
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 53
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
Positively Inhumane Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Positively Inhumane Medi Gun - Found in Crate
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Kill Assists: 845
- Ubers: 536
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 200 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
The Cock Slapper!
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
- Untradable
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Crafted
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Server-Clearing Huntsman
Level 10 Server-Clearing Bow - Found in Crate
- Kills: 2706
- Headshot Kills: 2116
- Heavies Killed: 471
- Dominations: 147
Sufficiently Lethal Rainblower
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 219
Strange Lollichop
Level 58 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 6
Scarcely Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Scarcely Lethal Crossbow - Found in Crate
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Kills: 32
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2010-04-17 00:40:32
- Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 8
- Untradable
The Lollichop
Level 1 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
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The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
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The Hound Dog
Level 3 Hat - Traded
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 44 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Painted with Cream Spirit
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 38 Hat - Found in Crate
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Officer's Ushanka
Level 45 Hat - Purchased
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
- Uncraftable
The One-Man Army #1584
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
- Craft number: 1584
Large Luchadore
Level 35 Hat - Timed Drop
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
- Style: El Amor Ardiente
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 5 Hat - Traded
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
The Capo's Capper #4628
Level 5 Hat - Crafted
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
- Craft number: 4628
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox - Found in Crate
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 65 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 84 Apparel - Purchased
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
- Uncraftable
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Traded
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Purchased
- +30% damage bonus
- -20 max health on wearer
- Uncraftable
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists - Steam Purchase
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
- Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Scarcely Lethal Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 32 Scarcely Lethal Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 42
- Robots Destroyed: 8700
The Huo-Long Heater #7859
Level 38 Minigun - Crafted
- Crafted by ☣ ฿LÜΣÐΣMӨП ☣
- Craft number: 7859
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
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Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 77 Hat - Purchased
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
- Uncraftable
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 73 Hat - Purchased
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
Vintage Merryweather
Level 69 Hat - Purchased
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
The Waxy Wayfinder #3777
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Lean_Sippin_Hood_Purple
- Craft number: 3777
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience - Timed Drop
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
Napper's Respite
Level 54 Hat - Traded
After a long day of burning scouts.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Head Warmer #2677
Level 97 Hat - Crafted
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
- Craft number: 2677
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 30 Hat - Traded
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
The Little Buddy #756
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
- Craft number: 756
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
The Jingle Belt
Level 66 Bells - Found in Crate
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
- Jingle all the way
The Bubble Pipe
Level 54 Hat - Purchased
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Uncraftable
The Moonman Backpack #3223
Level 15 Fuel Tank - Crafted
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
- Crafted by [MGW] Ori
- Craft number: 3223
Handyman's Handle
Level 18 Hat - Traded
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
SIR LANCELOT!!
Level 93 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Burning Bongos
Level 69 Bongos - Purchased
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Uncraftable
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
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The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Necronomicrown
Level 33 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
- Untradable
The Hunger Force #4269
Level 54 Shirt - Crafted
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
- Craft number: 4269
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Unusual Coupe D'isaster
Level 56 Hat - Found in Crate
- Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Unusual Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 94 Hat - Traded
The tallest hat ever came at a cost, it's now haunted by the past owners' ghosts
- Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Unusual Hetman's Headpiece
Level 11 Hat - Found in Crate
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
- Effect: Sunbeams
Painted with Australium Gold
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Strange Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Strange Stick Bomb - Found in Crate
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack - Steam Purchase
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
The Dapper Disguise
Level 4 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
- Untradable
The Samson Skewer
Level 29 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Untradable
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Unusual Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
- Effect: Orbiting Fire
Unusual Hetman's Headpiece
Level 58 Hat - Found in Crate
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
- Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Ectoplasmic Enticer
Level 48 Hat - Traded
:Ghosts:
- Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Unusual Hetman's Headpiece
Level 59 Hat - Traded
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
- Effect: Burning Flames
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
- Tickle Fights Won: 0
- Kills: 0
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
The Executioner
Level 84 Hat - Crafted
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 4
- Robots Destroyed: 0
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Unusual Large Luchadore
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
- Effect: Orbiting Fire
Painted with After Eight
Unusual Hetman's Headpiece
Level 46 Hat - Found in Crate
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
- Effect: Smoking
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 42 Hat - Traded
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
- Effect: Burning Flames
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
The Teufort Tooth Kicker #2250
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
- Craft number: 2250
Painted with Australium Gold
The Bloodhound
Level 15 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
- Untradable
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Filamental
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Unusual Large Luchadore
Level 11 Hat - Traded
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
- Effect: Smoking
Painted with After Eight
Unusual Hetman's Headpiece
Level 35 Hat - Found in Crate
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
- Effect: Massed Flies
Painted with Pink as Hell
Unusual Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
You can't tell, but he's furious.
- Effect: Burning Flames
Battery Canteens
Level 87 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt - Steam Purchase
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Unusual Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 60 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
- Effect: Stormy Storm
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Strange Part: Scouts Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Scouts you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10% health.
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #40
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal - Traded
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
- Medal no. 1573
Strange Part: Headshot Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon.
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10% health.
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #40
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal - Traded
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
- Medal no. 1573
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #40
#SWAG
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10% health.
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #40
Max's Severed Head
Level 53 Hat - Timed Drop
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Painted with Team Spirit
Hale's Own Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 8958
- Robots Destroyed: 6603
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Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 54 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 57 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 53 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 52 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 57 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 57 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 56 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 54 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 55 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 56 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
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The HDMI Patch
Level 14 Photograph - Found in Crate
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 77 Hat - Found in Crate
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The FR-0
Level 49 Hat - Found in Crate
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Electric Escorter
Level 84 Hat - Found in Crate
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 33 Hat - Found in Crate
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
The Tungsten Toque
Level 87 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Megapixel Beard
Level 42 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 37 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The Titanium Towel
Level 33 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Soldered Sensei
Level 87 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 5 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
The Steam Pipe
Level 32 Pipe - Found in Crate
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 53 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 9 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 9 Hat - Found in Crate
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 5 Hat - Found in Crate
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Steel Shako
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 70 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 94 Hat - Found in Crate
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 22 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses.
Letch's LED
Level 45 Hat - Found in Crate
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
The Data Mining Light
Level 66 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
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The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Wicked Nasty Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 609
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 71 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 1
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 9 - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
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Haunted Master Mind
Level 16 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 85 Lantern - Found in Crate
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 67 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 26 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 93 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 63 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 46 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Zipperface
Level 14 Hat - Found in Crate
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 68 Backpack - Found in Crate
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.