All
Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 274.48 | 8.58 |
| EUR | €122.08 | €3.81 |
| GBP | £110.98 | £3.47 |
| RUB | 4845.37 | 151.42 |
| USD | $162.18 | $5.07 |
Item statistics
| Action | 37 |
|---|---|
| Building | 3 |
| Hats | 200 |
| Misc | 121 |
| Other | 26 |
| Pda | 5 |
| Weapons | 355 |
| Total | 747 / 2000 |
1
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
to a random person on the server!
Fancy Fedora
Level 75 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Fancy Fedora
Level 90 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 86 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
MASTER'S BLACK BELT
Level 78 Hat - Timed Drop
ONLY A TRUE MASTER OF JARATE CAN WEAR THE FAMED BLACK BELT
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Fancy Fedora
Level 84 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Archimedes #4535
Level 5 - Crafted
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
- Craft number: 4535
Unremarkable Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - Traded
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 20
Fancy Fedora
Level 39 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 3 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Fancy Fedora
Level 98 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Fancy Fedora
Level 65 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Power Up Canteen
Level 90 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Fancy Fedora
Level 8 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 9 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 16 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Scarcely Lethal Family Business
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
- +33% clip size
- -15% damage penalty
- Kills: 37
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
2
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
The HazMat Headcase
Level 46 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
Fancy Fedora
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
Fancy Fedora
Level 41 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 42 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Rage-Inducing Backburner
Level 10 Rage-Inducing Flame Thrower - Traded
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
- Kills: 1974
The Neon Annihilator
Level 99 Sign - Timed Drop
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
The Made Man
Level 69 - Timed Drop
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Flying Guillotine
Level 69 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Fancy Fedora
Level 58 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Found in Crate
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Business Casual #4434
Level 10 Shirt - Crafted
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
- Crafted by ☭ *Baby*
- Craft number: 4434
Painted with Australium Gold
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 8
- Untradable
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 3
The Neon Annihilator
Level 64 Sign - Timed Drop
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
Sufficiently Lethal Big Earner
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Knife - Found in Crate
- +30 cloak on kill
- -25 max health on wearer
- Kills: 203
The Fast Learner
Level 41 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Uncraftable
Gore-Spattered Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Kills: 428
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 2 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
The RoBro 3000
Level 89 Robot - Found in Crate
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Outback Intellectual #3840
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Ruelel
- Craft number: 3840
The Ornament Armament #7821
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
- Craft number: 7821
Painted with A Mann's Mint
Fancy Fedora
Level 37 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Fancy Fedora
Level 85 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Made Man #16363
Level 14 - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Craft number: 16363
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
The Business Casual #7642
Level 42 Shirt - Crafted
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
- Crafted by PootisBirdOfPootingLand
- Craft number: 7642
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 44 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
Fancy Fedora
Level 88 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
Fancy Fedora
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
The Rescue Ranger
Level 41 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
3
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
- Blocks a single backstab attempt
- Spies Shocked: 6
Fancy Fedora
Level 83 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
Genuine Public Accessor
Level 1 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
This broken antenna cap is the perfect receiver for any local radio stations broadcasting up to twenty feet away from you. Tune in to all the hits from local-area ham radio operators, walkie-talkie enthusiasts, and small children with soup cans connected by old wire.
- Untradable
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Earned
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Business Casual
Level 52 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Fancy Fedora
Level 17 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 77 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 100 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Fancy Fedora
Level 46 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 99 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 24 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - MvM Squad surplus reward
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Vintage Merryweather
Level 18 Hat - Timed Drop
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Unremarkable Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Unremarkable Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Ubers: 12
- Kill Assists: 42
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - MvM Squad surplus reward
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Fancy Fedora
Level 95 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 78 Hat - Found in Crate
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
Fancy Fedora
Level 63 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Mildly Menacing Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 66
- Kills: 2
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Untradable
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Fancy Fedora
Level 14 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
4
The Idea Tube #4129
Level 22 Backpack - Crafted
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
- Crafted by Fuzzy
- Craft number: 4129
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 50 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Business Casual
Level 95 Shirt - Timed Drop
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
Fancy Fedora
Level 64 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 38 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Painted with Australium Gold
Truly Feared Equalizer
Level 10 Truly Feared Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 239
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Business Casual #8361
Level 64 Shirt - Crafted
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
- Crafted by Varkiin
- Craft number: 8361
The Made Man #684
Level 94 - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Crafted by ReVVeR
- Craft number: 684
Fancy Fedora
Level 91 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 78 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Purchased
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Fancy Fedora
Level 80 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 54 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Freedom Staff #500
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Crafted by オプーナ
- Craft number: 500
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Ornament Armament #9705
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
- Crafted by snipes9123
- Craft number: 9705
Fancy Fedora
Level 44 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Level 10 Unremarkable Shovel - Found in Crate
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 17
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
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The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
Fancy Fedora
Level 45 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 88 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unremarkable L'Etranger
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
- +15 cloak on hit
- -20% damage penalty
- Kills: 12
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Track Terrorizer
Level 55 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Face-Melting Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 1212
- Demomen Killed: 131
Fancy Fedora
Level 13 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
The Koala Compact
Level 79 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat - Traded
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
The Rescue Ranger
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
The Freedom Staff #50
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Crafted by [TBR] Well Splattered
- Craft number: 50
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 13 Hat - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Tuxxy
Level 89 Tuxedo - Purchased
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Somewhat Threatening Quick-Fix
Level 8 Somewhat Threatening Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Ubers: 86
- Kill Assists: 1347
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 13 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 42 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Upgrade to Premium Gift
Level 59 Tool - Purchased
Trade away this item to a friend with a free account. Once they use it, they'll automatically be converted to a premium account and enjoy perks such as extra backpack slots
Fancy Fedora
Level 6 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Freedom Staff #505
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Crafted by [LTPL] Poulpos
- Craft number: 505
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Face-Melting Tomislav
Level 5 Face-Melting Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 1063
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 66 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Made Man
Level 52 - Timed Drop
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Interstellar Gentleman
Level 36 Hat - Traded
Fighting is always beneath me.
- Effect: Orbiting Planets
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Fancy Fedora
Level 43 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
The Filthy Casual
Level 16 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
Hale's Own Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Traded
- Kills: 9569
- Buildings Destroyed: 239
- Demomen Killed: 156
Somewhat Threatening Frontier Justice
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 79
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Mildly Menacing Persian Persuader
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 55
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Traded
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
Fancy Fedora
Level 67 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Fancy Fedora
Level 27 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
Server-Clearing Brass Beast
Level 5 Server-Clearing Minigun - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
- Kills: 2569
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Traded
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
Fancy Fedora
Level 76 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 38 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Somewhat Threatening Amputator
Level 15 Somewhat Threatening Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
- Kills: 72
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 81 Hat - Traded
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Spike And Arrow
Unremarkable Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Unremarkable Crossbow - Found in Crate
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Kills: 21
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Fancy Fedora
Level 97 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt - Steam Purchase
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck - Steam Purchase
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Fancy Fedora
Level 30 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Flying Guillotine
Level 31 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Mildly Menacing Neon Annihilator
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Sign - Found in Crate
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 66
Fancy Fedora
Level 89 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
Fancy Fedora
Level 32 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
- Style: Headphones Disengaged
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 69 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Epic Black Box
Level 5 Epic Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 6325
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 88 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Ornament Armament #8623
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
- Craft number: 8623
Painted with Pink as Hell
Fancy Fedora
Level 50 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Kringle Collection
Level 40 Coat - Purchased
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
- Uncraftable
The Rescue Ranger
Level 92 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 18 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Fancy Fedora
Level 11 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
The Rescue Ranger
Level 50 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Fancy Fedora
Level 36 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Server-Clearing Degreaser
Level 10 Server-Clearing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Kills: 2515
- Allies Extinguished: 518
- Posthumous Kills: 67
- Projectiles Reflected: 1014
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Killed Merasmus at level 6
- Untradable
Fancy Fedora
Level 25 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 2
- Untradable
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists - Steam Purchase
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
- Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The War Pig
Level 49 Hat - Found in Crate
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
- Style: Conspicuous
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper - Steam Purchase
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 1
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
- Untradable
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
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5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
The Made Man
Level 71 - Timed Drop
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Truly Feared Ubersaw
Level 10 Truly Feared Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 254
Fancy Fedora
Level 40 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Fancy Fedora
Level 29 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Fancy Fedora
Level 73 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Business Casual
Level 26 Shirt - Purchased
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Fancy Fedora
Level 15 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
Notably Dangerous Blutsauger
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
- Kills: 149
The Made Man
Level 61 - Timed Drop
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Fancy Fedora
Level 68 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 1 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Fancy Fedora
Level 22 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Fancy Fedora
Level 53 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Medi-Mask #2572
Level 25 Mask - Crafted
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
- Crafted by Pew Pew LASER GUN
- Craft number: 2572
Fancy Fedora
Level 18 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 62 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Gift from: [IFC]IanG-
- Uncraftable
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
The Business Casual
Level 83 Shirt - Purchased
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot - Steam Purchase
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 61 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Server-Clearing Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Server-Clearing Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- Kills: 4138
- Soldiers Killed: 217
- Buildings Destroyed: 13
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Fancy Fedora
Level 5 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
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Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 9
- Untradable
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Business Casual
Level 17 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Fancy Fedora
Level 23 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghastlierest
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 1 Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Hermes #2859
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
- Craft number: 2859
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Sir Hootsalot
Level 5 - Halloween Drop
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
- Uncraftable
Rage-Inducing Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 2085
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
Fancy Fedora
Level 28 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Crafted
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Stocking Stuffer Key
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Someone left this key in your best pair of fightin' socks.
It looks like it will open any festive or normal crate.
It looks like it will open any festive or normal crate.
- Untradable
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
- Untradable
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 35 Hat - Crafted
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is CLASSIFIED.
- Crafted by SeanTheGenie, a Real Jew
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 11 Hat - Timed Drop
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Fancy Fedora
Level 71 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Fancy Fedora
Level 70 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Lollichop
Level 79 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Notably Dangerous Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 159
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 42 Minigun - Timed Drop
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Lollichop
Level 2 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Scarcely Lethal Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 33
Fancy Fedora
Level 66 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
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Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Epic Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Epic Kunai - Found in Crate
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
- Kills: 6322
The Surgeon's Stethoscope #579
Level 20 Stethoscope - Crafted
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
- Craft number: 579
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Positively Inhumane Ambassador
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 870
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
The Made Man
Level 21 - Timed Drop
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Found in Crate
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
- Untradable
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 46 Hat - Timed Drop
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
The Made Man
Level 6 - Timed Drop
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
The Rescue Ranger
Level 75 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
Gore-Spattered Axtinguisher
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 352
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Wicked Nasty Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Shotgun - Found in Crate
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Kills: 649
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
The Made Man
Level 69 - Timed Drop
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 69 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Fancy Fedora
Level 34 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Traded
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Fancy Fedora
Level 52 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 46 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Uncharitable Overdose
Level 5 Uncharitable Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 106
Fancy Fedora
Level 2 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
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Honcho's Headgear
Level 41 Hat - Crafted
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
- Crafted by Alternate Hat
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 36 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 71 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Untradable
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 38 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Aw, he even has his own hat!
The Flying Guillotine
Level 25 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
Gore-Spattered Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 489
Uncharitable Mad Milk
Level 5 Uncharitable Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Sodden Victims: 122
The Pocket Purrer
Level 58 Satchel - Found in Crate
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
Scarcely Lethal Shortstop
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 35
The Cremator's Conscience #10331
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
- Craft number: 10331
Knife
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
Just Turn Once BACKWARDS and my KNIFE FOR SURE WILL DO THE JOB. No MISSES.
Athena
Level 5 - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
Unremarkable Sandman
Level 15 Unremarkable Bat - Found in Crate
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
- Kills: 16
The Rescue Ranger
Level 37 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 22 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Mildly Menacing Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 60
- Demomen Killed: 1
Fancy Fedora
Level 100 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 21 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Face-Melting Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 1075
The Freedom Staff #5050
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Crafted by The Fire Binding Heavy
- Craft number: 5050
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 92 Hat - Traded
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Fancy Fedora
Level 35 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 3 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Sufficiently Lethal Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 198
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin - Steam Purchase
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings.
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Fancy Fedora
Level 26 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 77 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Indubitably Green
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Mildly Menacing Soda Popper
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 57
Fancy Fedora
Level 51 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 1
Fancy Fedora
Level 61 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Fancy Fedora
Level 19 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 48 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 88 Facial Hair - Traded
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Somewhat Threatening Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Kills: 70
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Power Up Canteen #77695
Level 60 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Crafted by kr'Cobra
- Craft number: 77695
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 99 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2010-03-13 17:16:48
- Untradable
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Truly Feared Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Truly Feared Knife - Found in Crate
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Kills: 258
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses - Timed Drop
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
Positively Inhumane Jarate
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 812
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Traded
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Birdcage #10288
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
- Craft number: 10288
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Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
to a random person on the server!
Mildly Menacing Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Mildly Menacing Wrench - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 59
Server-Clearing Dead Ringer
Level 5 Server-Clearing Invis Watch - Found in Crate
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
- Deaths Feigned: 3974
Fancy Fedora
Level 74 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 87 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Genuine Archimedes
Level 5 - CD Key
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
Scarcely Lethal Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
- Kills: 42
Fancy Fedora
Level 72 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Bushwacka
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Kukri - Found in Crate
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 27
The Capo's Capper
Level 82 Hat - Timed Drop
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 25 Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tyrant's Helm
Level 42 Hat - Purchased
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
to a random person on the server!
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
to a random person on the server!
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack - Steam Purchase
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
to a random person on the server!
Fancy Fedora
Level 92 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 69 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 0 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
Game over- biatch!
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace - Found in Crate
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
- Gift from: Daetha†
- Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 86 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 5
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox - Timed Drop
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
Somewhat Threatening Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Somewhat Threatening Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 89
The Rescue Ranger
Level 55 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
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Heads will roll.
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Fancy Fedora
Level 33 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
Fancy Fedora
Level 56 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Apparatchik's Apparel #2199
Level 73 Shirt - Crafted
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
- Crafted by ¢ bubbz ¢
- Craft number: 2199
- Style: Investor
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Sufficiently Lethal Spy-cicle
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 209
Soldered Sensei
Level 29 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
Face-Melting Natascha
Level 5 Face-Melting Minigun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
- Kills: 1153
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 3
The Sharp Dresser #23788
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
- Craft number: 23788
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 92 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- Uncraftable
Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 11 Hat - Found in Crate
- Effect: Orbiting Planets
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Business Casual
Level 53 Shirt - Purchased
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering, weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Mildly Menacing Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 61
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Fancy Fedora
Level 57 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Wicked Nasty Direct Hit
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 600
The Business Casual
Level 98 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
The Made Man
Level 71 - Timed Drop
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
The Made Man #1529
Level 80 - Traded
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Craft number: 1529
Painted with Australium Gold
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Hat of Cards
Level 77 Hat - Timed Drop
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Fancy Fedora
Level 53 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
Fancy Fedora
Level 60 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 4 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #13566
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
- Craft number: 13566
The Freedom Staff #550
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Craft number: 550
Fancy Fedora
Level 94 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Fancy Fedora
Level 12 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
KAZAM Bat
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 4
The Made Man #16691
Level 44 - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Crafted by BloodBath
- Craft number: 16691
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rescue Ranger
Level 23 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Crafted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Somewhat Threatening Escape Plan
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 82
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Backpack Expander
Level 53 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Sign of the Wolf's School #5499
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
- Craft number: 5499
Fancy Fedora
Level 59 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 43 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 58 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Soldier's Stogie #2159
Level 55 Cigar - Crafted
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
- Craft number: 2159
Fancy Fedora
Level 47 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Fancy Fedora
Level 7 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.