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Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
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Item statistics
Action10
Building1
Hats50
Misc43
Other63
Pda3
Weapons54
Total224 / 500
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Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
  • Untradable
The Bloodhound
Level 79 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
  • Untradable
  
The Bolgan
Level 39 Hat - Crafted
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
Painted with After Eight
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
3278
The Brainiac Hairpiece #3278
Level 49 Facial Hair - Crafted
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
  • Craft number: 3278
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
  • Untradable
texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
  • Untradable
The Dapper Disguise
Level 11 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
  • Untradable
  
9750
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen #9750
Level 76 - Crafted
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
  • Craft number: 9750
  • Style: Imbued
Painted with After Eight
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastly
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 95 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 4 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 95 Hat - Crafted
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
  • Crafted by I'm Happy !
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 47 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
  • Style: Midnight
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 98 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
10118
The Cross-Comm Express #10118
Level 32 Hat - Crafted
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
  • Craft number: 10118
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 30
  • Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
The Buzz Killer
Level 80 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 1 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 23 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 76 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 63 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
  • Untradable
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 70 Facial Hair - Purchased
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Uncraftable
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
 
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
 
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 92 Hat - Crafted
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 12 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 3 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
The Necronomicrown
Level 36 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
 
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
  • Untradable
Painted with Drably Olive
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted

Heads will roll.
  • Crafted by A Smartass Tortoise
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 97 Facial Hair - Purchased
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
  • Uncraftable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 23 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Crafted
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
2
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
  • Untradable
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 26 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 19 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 20 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 76 Hat - Found in Crate
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
Steel Shako
Level 16 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 35 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: WickedBurn1970
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

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  • Gift from: WickedBurn1970
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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Its contents are unknown and requires a
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The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate Key to unlock.

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  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate Key to unlock.

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  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Yahtzee
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Yahtzee
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: You
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Sensei Dave [gD]
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Shiroku
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Maxemoe
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Maxemoe
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Bradandez
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: WickedBurn1970
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #58
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: TgameP
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: The Cobra Commander
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Honorary Black Man
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: [tbN] That X&Y FemProtag
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Thane 42
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: •cC• The-Mage-King
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: [+TE+] Rikku [♥TNP♥]
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Strife
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Maxemoe
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Maxemoe
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Bradandez
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: WickedBurn1970
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: Wonderful Wamp
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: infinitywpi
  • Crate Series #58
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RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
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  • Gift from: TgameP
  • Crate Series #58
The Samson Skewer
Level 50 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
  • Style: Threatening
  • Untradable
  
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 51 Hat - Purchased
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
  • Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Flying Guillotine
Level 53 Cleaver - Purchased
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
  • Uncraftable
The Marxman
Level 5 Glasses - Purchased
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Style: Yes, Cigar
  • Uncraftable
The Human Cannonball
Level 99 Hat - Purchased
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
  • Uncraftable
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 28 Minigun - Purchased
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
  • Uncraftable
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 80 Sapper - Purchased
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
The Neon Annihilator
Level 62 Sign - Purchased
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Uncraftable
  
Tyrant's Helm
Level 33 Hat - Crafted
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
  • Crafted by Aeronite17
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
  
Stout Shako
Level 6 Hat - Crafted
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
11769
The Kringle Collection #11769
Level 35 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
  • Crafted by Pixels ☪
  • Craft number: 11769
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
<no employment record found>
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
16174
The Splendid Screen #16174
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
  • Craft number: 16174
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
  
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Painted with After Eight
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: A Smartass Tortoise
  • Crate Series #55
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
1643
The Cool Breeze #1643
Level 8 Kilt - Crafted
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
  • Craft number: 1643
Described
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
This esteemed badge is given to those who just don't give a fuck
  • Untradable
Described
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Demopan Vision
  • Untradable
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Purchased
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Uncraftable
2
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 2
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
Power Up Canteen
Level 54 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
4
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
The Rescue Ranger
Level 26 Shotgun - Crafted
  • Crafted by A Smartass Tortoise
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
NamedDescribed
Anal Lube Degreasing Dispenser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
Used to prepare foes for anal penetration
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
Named
texture
Eat your breakfast!!!
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
NamedDescribed
Mo Mhíle Stór
Level 1 Revolver - Timed Drop
My Beloved Treasure
Named
Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Named
The Siberian Special
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 58 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 27 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 79 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 17 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 82 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
  
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 63 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 80 Hat - Timed Drop
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 33 Hat - Timed Drop
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 3 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 94 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 54 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • Crafted by Cpt.Freki☭Farulv
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
NamedDescribed
  
Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
To rid this world of evil I will become THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE!
  • Effect: Purple Energy
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
  
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
I put on my wizard's hat.
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 67 Hat - CD Key
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck - Steam Purchase
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt - Steam Purchase
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Steam Purchase
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
  • Style: Beakless
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
  • Untradable
5
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Epaulettes
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
  • Style: Epaulettes
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
Named
Genuine Staff of Friendship
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
Truly Feared Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Truly Feared Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
  • Kills: 251
  • Snipers Killed: 82
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 1
  • Untradable
Described
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
There can only be one
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Kills: 0
Positively Inhumane Frying Pan
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Frying Pan - Traded
  • Kills: 859
Wicked Nasty Fists
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 538
Unremarkable Flame Thrower
Level 1 Unremarkable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 22
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Pistol
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 176
Somewhat Threatening Scattergun
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 84
Scarcely Lethal Shovel
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 26
Scarcely Lethal SMG
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal SMG - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 40
Positively Inhumane Wrench
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Wrench - Traded
  • Sentry Kills: 924
  • Kills: 407
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 5
Named
Bible Black Anal Buckshot
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 2160
NamedDescribed
The Harley Quinn Coconut Bazooka
Level 1 Hale's Own Grenade Launcher - Traded
Locked N' Loaded Mr.J!
  • Kills: 11125
  • Gib Kills: 5091
NamedDescribed
The Ultimate Bang
Level 1 Australian Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Final Ougi! The banished super ninjutsu...LET THE BLOODBATH BEGIN!
  • Kills: 7917
Named
Thick meaty Wolf Cock
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 289
NamedDescribed
Ultimate Technique: Steel Rain
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Minigun - Found in Crate
There's nowhere to run...! RAINING SHURIKEN!
  • Kills: 724