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Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
42
The Enforcer #42
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
  • Crafted by Sir Daniel Fortesque
  • Craft number: 42
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
42
The Pomson 6000 #42
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Craft number: 42
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Traded
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 42 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
42
Flair! #42
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 42
NamedDescribed
42
Just Awesome Gaming #42
Level 20 Wrench - Crafted
Not bragging when you know it's the truth!
  • Craft number: 42
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
Described
42
The Red-Tape Recorder #42
Level 48 Sapper - Crafted
The Answer To The Great Question Can Only Be Found On This Tape Recorder.
  • Crafted by MIEHIÄNIELEVÄ Shoutty
  • Craft number: 42
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
42
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #42
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
  • Craft number: 42
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
42
The Surgeon's Stethoscope #42
Level 20 Stethoscope - Crafted
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
  • Crafted by Maximumavi
  • Craft number: 42
Vintage Jarate
Level 42 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Named
10137
Degenerate Backpedalling Synthesiser MkI
Level 97 Sapper - Crafted
  • Crafted by Trîp.ICT
  • Craft number: 10137
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
42
Power Up Canteen #42
Level 40 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by delicious red herring
  • Craft number: 42
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Named
The General Rip-Off
Level 1 Knife - Traded
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Gifted
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
42
Wanga Prick #42
Level 70 Knife - Crafted
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Crafted by [TBR] Well Splattered
  • Craft number: 42
  • Wearer cannot disguise
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 42 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
42
The Market Gardener #42
Level 10 Shovel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Alliterative Alice
  • Craft number: 42
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Gift
42
The Menpo #42
Level 75 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Gift from: Yersinia @ new body
  • Crafted by Yersinia @ new body
  • Craft number: 42
  • Style: Obake
  • Untradable
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Preview Item
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Described
42
The Sharp Dresser #42
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
No, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.
  • Craft number: 42
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 42 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
NamedDescribed
42
Teapot's Tea-Time Treat #42
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
Well, Croc, looks like I've scouted out the better item!
  • Crafted by Ram
  • Craft number: 42
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Desert Marauder #42
Level 49 Hat - Traded
  • Craft number: 42
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
42
The Quäckenbirdt #42
Level 63 Invis Watch - Crafted
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
  • Crafted by [TBR] Well Splattered.
  • Craft number: 42
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The Purity Fist #42
Level 10 - Crafted
  • Crafted by LOLOLOLOLLO
  • Craft number: 42
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
NamedDescribed
42
Deox's Dicky Tie #42
Level 15 Shirt - Crafted
Deox, put the gun down, your PoV is not needed.
  • Craft number: 42
Gift
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Gift from: The Phasewalker [MCT]
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
NamedDescribed
Somebody Else's Problem
Level 42 Axe - Traded
People's natural predisposition not to see anything they don't want to.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
NamedDescribed
42
MamaCrocodile's Ol' Smile #42
Level 20 Necklace - Traded
Sorry Teapot, but at the very least I had the decency to not make leather boots!
  • Crafted by Calendar
  • Craft number: 42
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Described
42
The Scorch Shot #42
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it shot now!
  • Crafted by Blade x64
  • Craft number: 42
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
42
Baby Face's Blaster #42
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
  • 40% more accurate
  • Crafted by Trixxy♡
  • Craft number: 42
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Described
42
The Hermes #42
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the exception of bad news.
  • Craft number: 42
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 50 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
42
The Head Warmer #42
Level 98 Hat - Crafted
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
  • Craft number: 42
The Rescue Ranger
Level 73 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
NamedDescribed
42
The Original #1
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
Sent back in time, for an ego boost of being first in line!
  • Crafted by [JUSSAIYAN] Goku or Go Home
  • Craft number: 42
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Gift
42
The Deus Specs #42
Level 10 Glasses - Crafted
  • Gift from: J.D.
  • Crafted by J.D.
  • Craft number: 42
  • Untradable
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 42 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
42
The Family Business #42
Level 10 Shotgun - Crafted
  • +33% clip size
  • Crafted by Tikcus
  • Craft number: 42
  • -15% damage penalty
Described
  
42
The Killer Exclusive #42
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
EXTRA! EXTRA! The Earth may just have been vaporized for a space highway bypass!
  • Craft number: 42
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
NamedDescribed
42
LiquidFire's Quick-Rich Scheme #42
Level 18 Backpack - Crafted
Many became rich cause no one was really poor, at least no one worth speaking of
  • Crafted by MADCUSUBAD
  • Craft number: 42
NamedDescribed
42
Fuster's Golden Bail of Prosperity #42
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Powers the Infinite Fun Drive with admins having Genuine People’s Personality!
  • Crafted by [TBR] Well Splattered.
  • Craft number: 42
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
  
42
Villain's Veil #42
Level 34 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Craft number: 42
  • Style: Trained Killer
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
42
The Diamondback #42
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Craft number: 42
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 71 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 42 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike
3
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
42
The Persian Persuader #42
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • Crafted by |AoD|Nekra
  • Craft number: 42
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Huntsman
Level 42 Bow - Timed Drop
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2010-01-23 15:42:56
  • Untradable
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
42
The Quadwrangler #42
Level 61 Science Project - Crafted
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
  • Crafted by Bace
  • Craft number: 42
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Vintage Ambassador
Level 42 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
42
The K-9 Mane #42
Level 7 Hat - Crafted
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
  • Crafted by Catwaxel
  • Craft number: 42
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 42 Syringe Gun - Traded
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
NamedDescribedGift
42
Reggie's Speedy Dilemma-Ender #42
Level 89 Hat - Traded
Faster than a 6 shot cannon to the chest!
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Craft number: 42
Named
Incineratus
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Named
Tanuki's hot Dildo
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
42
The Pencil Pusher #42
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
  • Craft number: 42
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Described
42
The Brainiac Goggles #42
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
DON'T PANIC
  • Craft number: 42
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 42 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
NamedDescribed
  
42
Ellis' Makeshift Beard #42
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Shaved from Slartibartfast's back, forged from 42 hairs, and really, really sexy
  • Crafted by Kabuto
  • Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
42
Clan Pride #42
Level 20 Medallion - Traded
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Crafted by Matt Moneymaker.
  • Craft number: 42
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
  • Untradable
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
42
The Big Earner #42
Level 1 Knife - Traded
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • Crafted by MonkeySoup
  • Craft number: 42
  • -25 max health on wearer
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
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Ninja Otter's Fancy Hat of 42 Tacos #42
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate the number 42 with this genius and ideologically perfect hat from '42!
  • Craft number: 42
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 42 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 42 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
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Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Traded
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
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The Flying Guillotine #42
Level 55 Cleaver - Crafted
  • Crafted by Virus
  • Craft number: 42
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
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Rail Spikes #42
Level 48 Spikes - Crafted
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
  • Crafted by Cubime
  • Craft number: 42
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The Brainiac Hairpiece #42
Level 17 Facial Hair - Crafted
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
  • Craft number: 42
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  
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The Gym Rat #42
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Let's get physical. Physical.
  • Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold
Scarcely Lethal Back Scratcher
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 31
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The Made Man #42
Level 54 - Traded
Flowers, they groweth in my garden, and flower on my slightly damp towel.
  • Crafted by CK*Jourdonnais
  • Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
Lumbricus Lid
Level 42 Hat - Timed Drop
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Described
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The Machina #42
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
This machina, forged at Life's hands, can take down two heads with one shot!
  • Crafted by Splargh
  • Craft number: 42
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
Described
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The Liquor Locker #42
Level 67 Treasure - Crafted
What does Zaphod Beeblebrox treasure most?
  • Crafted by [exz3L.]
  • Craft number: 42
  • Style: Right Hip
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  
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The Merc's Muffler #42
Level 44 Scarf - Crafted
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
  • Crafted by <Mr Ballistic †>(:
  • Craft number: 42
Painted with After Eight
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ManeFyre's Bauble Bombs #42
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Keep staring and you'll miss the ground on the way down!
  • Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Vintage Natascha
Level 42 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
NamedDescribed
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Numroth's Leg #42
Level 14 - Crafted
He's a primate, clearly. They have arm-legs. The guide told me so!
  • Crafted by -=_}{r0n0$_=-
  • Craft number: 42
  
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The Scrap Pack #42
Level 82 Robot - Crafted
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
  • Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Competent Contributor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 3
  • Untradable
Described
  
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The Swagman's Swatter #42
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Disclaimer: Foaming at the mouth is not a side-effect of this hat. That's rabies
  • Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
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The Hat With No Name #42
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
No rain in the deserts, but even a cowboy should bring his towel.
  • Gift from: Osaka
  • Craft number: 42
  • Untradable
Painted with Australium Gold
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self