Player
Item statistics
| Action | 22 |
|---|---|
| Building | 2 |
| Hats | 22 |
| Misc | 27 |
| Other | 25 |
| Pda | 3 |
| Weapons | 95 |
| Total | 196 / 600 |
1
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #55
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Preview Item
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
2











MamaCrocodile's Ol' Smile #42
Level 20 Necklace - Traded
Sorry Teapot, but at the very least I had the decency to not make leather boots!
- Crafted by Calendar
- Craft number: 42


Deox's Dicky Tie #42
Level 15 Shirt - Crafted
Deox, put the gun down, your PoV is not needed.
- Craft number: 42


Ninja Otter's Fancy Hat of 42 Tacos #42
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate the number 42 with this genius and ideologically perfect hat from '42!
- Craft number: 42
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216

The Made Man #42
Level 54 - Traded
Flowers, they groweth in my garden, and flower on my slightly damp towel.
- Crafted by CK*Toona
- Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold
The Diamondback #42
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- Craft number: 42
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits

The Swagman's Swatter #42
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Disclaimer: Foaming at the mouth is not a side-effect of this hat. That's rabies
- Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold


LiquidFire's Quick-Rich Scheme #42
Level 18 Backpack - Crafted
Many became rich cause no one was really poor, at least no one worth speaking of
- Crafted by MADCUSUBAD
- Craft number: 42

The Red-Tape Recorder #42
Level 48 Sapper - Crafted
The Answer To The Great Question Can Only Be Found On This Tape Recorder.
- Crafted by MASSIIVINEN Shoutty
- Craft number: 42
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Villain's Veil #42
Level 34 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Craft number: 42
- Style: Trained Killer
Painted with Australium Gold
Baby Face's Blaster #42
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
- 40% more accurate
- Crafted by Trixxy♡
- Craft number: 42
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Wanga Prick #42
Level 70 Knife - Crafted
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Crafted by [TBR] Well Splattered
- Craft number: 42
- Wearer cannot disguise
The Quäckenbirdt #42
Level 63 Invis Watch - Crafted
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
- Crafted by [TBR] Well Splattered.
- Craft number: 42


Fuster's Golden Bail of Prosperity #42
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Powers the Infinite Fun Drive with admins having Genuine People’s Personality!
- Crafted by [TBR] Well Splattered.
- Craft number: 42
The Big Earner #42
Level 1 Knife - Traded
- +30 cloak on kill
- Crafted by MonkeySoup
- Craft number: 42
- -25 max health on wearer


Teapot's Tea-Time Treat #42
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
Well, Croc, looks like I've scouted out the better item!
- Crafted by Ram
- Craft number: 42

The Machina #42
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
This machina, forged at Life's hands, can take down two heads with one shot!
- Crafted by Splargh
- Craft number: 42
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds


Reggie's Speedy Dilemma-Ender #42
Level 89 Hat - Traded
Faster than a 6 shot cannon to the chest!
- Gift from: BANG!
- Craft number: 42

The Hermes #42
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the exception of bad news.
- Craft number: 42
The Flying Guillotine #42
Level 55 Cleaver - Crafted
- Crafted by Virus
- Craft number: 42
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Style: Thirstier
The Enforcer #42
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
- Crafted by Sir Daniel Fortesque
- Craft number: 42
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits


Numroth's Leg #42
Level 14 - Crafted
He's a primate, clearly. They have arm-legs. The guide told me so!
- Crafted by -=_}{r0n0$_=-
- Craft number: 42

The Sharp Dresser #42
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
No, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.
- Craft number: 42
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #42
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
- Craft number: 42
3

Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42


Somebody Else's Problem
Level 42 Axe - Traded
People's natural predisposition not to see anything they don't want to.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
4





The Market Gardener #42
Level 10 Shovel - Crafted
- Crafted by Alliterative Alice
- Craft number: 42
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits


Ellis' Makeshift Beard #42
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Shaved from Slartibartfast's back, forged from 42 hairs, and really, really sexy
- Crafted by Kabuto
- Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold
The Pomson 6000 #42
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Craft number: 42
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak

The Brainiac Hairpiece #42
Level 17 Facial Hair - Crafted
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
- Craft number: 42

The Killer Exclusive #42
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
EXTRA! EXTRA! The Earth may just have been vaporized for a space highway bypass!
- Craft number: 42
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown


ManeFyre's Bauble Bombs #42
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Keep staring and you'll miss the ground on the way down!
- Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold


Just Awesome Gaming #42
Level 20 Wrench - Crafted
Not bragging when you know it's the truth!
- Craft number: 42
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The K-9 Mane #42
Level 7 Hat - Crafted
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
- Crafted by Haze
- Craft number: 42
The Family Business #42
Level 10 Shotgun - Crafted
- +33% clip size
- Crafted by Tikcus
- Craft number: 42
- -15% damage penalty
Flair! #42
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Craft number: 42
The Scrap Pack #42
Level 82 Robot - Crafted
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
- Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold

The Scorch Shot #42
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it shot now!
- Crafted by Blade x64
- Craft number: 42
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Gym Rat #42
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Let's get physical. Physical.
- Craft number: 42
Painted with Australium Gold
Power Up Canteen #42
Level 40 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Crafted by delicious red herring
- Craft number: 42
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
The Menpo #42
Level 75 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Gift from: Yersinia @ new body
- Crafted by Yersinia @ new body
- Craft number: 42
- Style: Obake
- Untradable

The Liquor Locker #42
Level 67 Treasure - Crafted
What does Zaphod Beeblebrox treasure most?
- Crafted by [exz3L.]
- Craft number: 42
- Style: Right Hip


The Original #1
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
Sent back in time, for an ego boost of being first in line!
- Crafted by [JUSSAIYAN] Goku or Go Home
- Craft number: 42
Rail Spikes #42
Level 48 Spikes - Crafted
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
- Crafted by Cubime
- Craft number: 42
The Head Warmer #42
Level 98 Hat - Crafted
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
- Craft number: 42

The Hat With No Name #42
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
No rain in the deserts, but even a cowboy should bring his towel.
- Gift from: intox. Osaka
- Craft number: 42
- Untradable
Painted with Australium Gold
Clan Pride #42
Level 20 Medallion - Traded
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Crafted by Matt Moneymaker.
- Craft number: 42
10
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- Gift from: The Phasewalker [MCT]
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Gifted
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 50 Minigun - Timed Drop
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Spike
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty

Degenerate Backpedalling Synthesiser MkI
Level 97 Sapper - Crafted
- Crafted by Trîp.ICT
- Craft number: 10137
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal Back Scratcher
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Garden Rake - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
- Kills: 31

The General Rip-Off
Level 1 Knife - Traded
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
11
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Traded
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 42 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Vintage Jarate
Level 42 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 42 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 42 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Natascha
Level 42 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 42 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 42 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 42 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits

Tanuki's hot Dildo
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players

Incineratus
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
Vintage Ambassador
Level 42 Revolver - Traded
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
12
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 42 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2010-01-23 15:42:56
- Untradable
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Competent Contributor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 3
- Untradable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 71 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
- Untradable