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The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
  • Untradable
6851
The Enforcer #6851
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • Craft number: 6851
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Untradable
53506
The Machina #53506
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • Craft number: 53506
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
  • Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2010-02-24 10:22:56
  • Untradable
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Crafted
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Untradable
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Sufficiently Lethal Bushwacka
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Kukri - Found in Crate
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 219
19380
Tomislav #19380
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • Craft number: 19380
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Crafted
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Untradable
Named
doccy penguin specs
Level 10 Glasses - Traded
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Traded
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
Described
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
I Seen You Now!
  • Untradable
Unremarkable Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Unremarkable Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 13
  • Gib Kills: 4
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 54 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Untradable
25791
The Liberty Launcher #25791
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
  • +40% projectile speed
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • Craft number: 25791
  • -25% clip size
  • Untradable
NamedDescribed
FORCE-OF-FURRY
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
Target get's forced to become a furry.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
The Samur-Eye
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • Untradable
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
7844
Wanga Prick #7844
Level 6 Knife - Crafted
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • Craft number: 7844
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Untradable
The Hair of the Dog
Level 24 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Achievement
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
  • Untradable
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Store Promotion
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
  • Uncraftable
Truly Feared Eyelander
Level 5 Truly Feared Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 259
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Achievement
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Untradable
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Store Promotion
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Gift
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Gifted
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Gift from: [RAW] Doccy, the Insane
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Uncharitable Sandman
Level 15 Uncharitable Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 100
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Scottish Snarl
Level 83 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Traded
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Crafted
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • -25% damage penalty
 
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
Mildly Menacing Equalizer
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 51
Face-Melting Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Face-Melting Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1024
  • Headshot Kills: 315
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Store Promotion
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
  • Uncraftable
14984
The Persian Persuader #14984
Level 10 Sword - Traded
  • Crafted by CrAzY_HeRo_HD
  • Craft number: 14984
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
323
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #323
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
  • Crafted by [RAW] Doccy, the Insane
  • Craft number: 323
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Unremarkable Detonator
Level 10 Unremarkable Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 19
  • Posthumous Kills: 0
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Store Promotion
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
30983
The Original #30983
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • Craft number: 30983
  • Untradable
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Positively Inhumane Jarate
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 939
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
20943
The Scorch Shot #20943
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • Craft number: 20943
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Uncraftable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Crafted by Devaru [Ozfur]
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Gift
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Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge - Purchased
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Gift from: [RAW] Doccy, the Insane
  • Uncraftable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Server-Clearing Brass Beast
Level 5 Server-Clearing Minigun - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Kills: 2661
Gift
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Purchased
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Gift from: [RAW] Doccy, the Insane
  • Uncraftable
The Pickled Paws
Level 68 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
9200
The Sharp Dresser #9200
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
  • Craft number: 9200
Tail From the Crypt
Level 65 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Distinguished Donator's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Distinguished Donator's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 34
  • Untradable
Spectacularly Lethal Backburner
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 330
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Purchased
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
NamedDescribed
Rainbow dash's special Milk
Level 5 Server-Clearing Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Rainbow Dash loves to produce this milk! (It is Pony made.)
  • Sodden Victims: 3163
  • Allies Extinguished: 1
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Store Promotion
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Traded
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope - Timed Drop
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Mildly Menacing Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 48
  • Posthumous Kills: 8
  • Heavies Killed: 2
  • Buildings Destroyed: 1
7227
Connoisseur's Cap #7227
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
You're today's theme ingredient...
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • Craft number: 7227
Unremarkable Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 11
46554
The Pomson 6000 #46554
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Craft number: 46554
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
4015
The Dashin' Hashshashin #4015
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • Craft number: 4015
NamedDescribed
  
189
Suzu's Softcap
Level 15 Hat - Crafted
Please don't tell me that stuff on my hat is what I think it is...
  • Crafted by [NF] suzu the furry
  • Craft number: 189
  • Style: Hipster
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Steam Purchase
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  
The Fast Learner
Level 62 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
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Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring - Purchased
  • A perpetual bond of commitment between [Mhkek]Monkey D Luffy the furry
  • and [NF] suzu the furry, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 16 Hat - Purchased
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
  • Uncraftable
5350
The Cremator's Conscience #5350
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
  • Crafted by [Mhkek]Monkey D Luffy the furry
  • Craft number: 5350
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Store Promotion
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
  • Uncraftable
Gift
Mildly Menacing Scattergun
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Scattergun - Traded
  • Gift from: [Mhkek]Monkey D Luffy the furry
  • Kills: 47
Server-Clearing Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Server-Clearing Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 3058
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Traded
  • Kills: 0
7873
The Dragonborn Helmet #7873
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
  • Crafted by Shirtman
  • Craft number: 7873
Gift
Earbuds
Level 64 Hat - Traded
OSX represent!
  • Gift from: [Mhkek]Monkey D Luffy the furry
Wickedly Dynamizing Sapper
Level 1 Wickedly Dynamizing Sapper - Found in Crate
  • Buildings Sapped: 183
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Store Promotion
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Purchased
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Steam Purchase
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
3699
The Outback Intellectual #3699
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Crafted by [Mhkek]Monkey D Luffy the furry
  • Craft number: 3699
Gift
Uncharitable Huntsman
Level 10 Uncharitable Bow - Found in Crate
  • Gift from: [Mhkek]Monkey D Luffy the furry
  • Kills: 104
  • Headshot Kills: 68
  • Heavies Killed: 15
  • Buildings Destroyed: 1
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
  • Tickle Fights Won: 0
  • Kills: 0
Wicked Nasty Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 552
The Lollichop
Level 80 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
  
Fancy Fedora
Level 27 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
  • Uncraftable
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Purchased
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Uncraftable
Strange Lollichop
Level 26 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 1
The Business Casual
Level 63 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Scarcely Lethal Rainblower
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 26
The HazMat Headcase
Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 32 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 1
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 46 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack - Steam Purchase
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
The Idea Tube
Level 48 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Purchased
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 23 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 25 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
Power Up Canteen
Level 23 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 11 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
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Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Samson Skewer
Level 30 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
  • Untradable
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 3 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 88 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer