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Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 57.39 | 5.22 |
| EUR | €25.44 | €2.31 |
| GBP | £23.39 | £2.13 |
| RUB | 1013.79 | 92.16 |
| USD | $33.89 | $3.08 |
Item statistics
| Action | 8 |
|---|---|
| Building | 1 |
| Hats | 29 |
| Misc | 36 |
| Other | 24 |
| Pda | 4 |
| Weapons | 133 |
| Total | 235 / 500 |
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Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: ThermBot
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Ranger4071
- Crate Series #56
The Infernal Orchestrina #321
Level 30 Backpack - Crafted
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Crafted by meircoo :)
- Craft number: 321
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 43 Hat - Purchased
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Flair! #6117
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Craft number: 6117
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
The Noh Mercy
Level 6 Hat - Crafted
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
The Nine-Pipe Problem #10239
Level 65 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 10239
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 14 Hat - Found in Crate
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
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The Freedom Staff #33698
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 33698
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- -25% damage penalty
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Crafted
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
The Freedom Staff #43438
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 43438
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
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The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 1
- Untradable
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 49 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 88 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 78 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
Painted with Australium Gold
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 3
The Brown Bomber #9158
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
- Gift from: [WDZ/FFN] The Ronin
- Craft number: 9158
- Style: Hipster
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
- 0.0
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Tuxxy
Level 78 Tuxedo - Purchased
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2010-06-12 22:03:50
- Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Untradable
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your disdain for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 38 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 51 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
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The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Achievement
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Untradable
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Gifted
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Gore-Spattered Sandman
Level 15 Gore-Spattered Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
- Kills: 498
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Crafted
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- -90% damage penalty
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Style: Obake
The Liberty Launcher #28
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +40% projectile speed
- Crafted by CAAAACUUUUUUCKAAAAAA
- Craft number: 28
- -25% clip size
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 100 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 1 Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Flying Guillotine #5055
Level 82 Cleaver - Crafted
- Craft number: 5055
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Crafted
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- Untradable
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 16 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Face-Melting Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Face-Melting Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 1000
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
- Untradable
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Atomizer #4503
Level 10 Bat - Crafted
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 4503
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
- Untradable
Sufficiently Lethal Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 3 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 221
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
Sufficiently Lethal Direct Hit
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 201
Double Barreled Party Cannon
Level 10 Scattergun - Purchased
A party isnt a party without this little number!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
U MAD MILK ?
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Sodden Victims: 141
- Allies Extinguished: 19
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The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 12 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Face-Melting Degreaser
Level 10 Face-Melting Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Kills: 1446
- Allies Extinguished: 214
The Phlogistinator #144658
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 144658
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
- Untradable
Gore-Spattered Flare Gun
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Flare Gun - Found in Crate
- Kills: 455
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 94
- Critical Kills: 272
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Market Gardener #18940
Level 10 Shovel - Crafted
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 18940
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - MvM Badge completion reward
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
- Effect: Steaming
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
The Filamental
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
Vintage Backburner
Level 68 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Cremator's Conscience #669
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 669
- Untradable
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
Collin's Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
WHY AREN'T YOU HEALING ME MEDIC!
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Server-Clearing Rainblower
Level 10 Server-Clearing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
RAINBOW POWER MOTHER FUCKERS
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 4951
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Wicked Nasty Axtinguisher
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 585
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 63 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Rage-Inducing Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 1556
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Spike
Face-Melting Eyelander
Level 5 Face-Melting Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 1015
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
Uncharitable Powerjack
Level 5 Uncharitable Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 123
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
The Ninety-Pipe Problem
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
- Effect: Smoking
- Gift from: ПуХлячоГ
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Untradable
Painted with Australium Gold
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
- Untradable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
Unremarkable Lollichop
Level 6 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 15
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
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The Samson Skewer
Level 97 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Style: Threatening
- Untradable
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Googly Gazer
Level 14 Hat - Timed Drop
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
the other one on everything else.
- Style: Machine in the Man
Painted with Australium Gold
The Bunsen Brave
Level 7 Hat - Found in Crate
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C.
The All-Father #9674
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
- Gift from: ๖ۣۜ๖Gazy_
- Craft number: 9674
- Untradable
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Gore-Spattered Brass Beast
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Minigun - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
- Kills: 493
The Huo-Long Heater #10570
Level 91 Minigun - Crafted
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 10570
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
The Brainiac Goggles #15232
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 15232
- Untradable
The Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 39 Hat - Halloween Drop
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
- Uncraftable
The Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 45 Apparel - Halloween Drop
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
- Uncraftable
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
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Spectacularly Lethal Frontier Justice
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 329
- Revenges: 1
The Rescue Ranger
Level 18 Shotgun - Crafted
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Face-Melting Jag
Level 15 Face-Melting Wrench - Traded
- 30% faster construction rate
- -25% damage penalty
- Sentry Kills: 1187
- Kills: 105
- Robots Destroyed: 55
Mildly Menacing Overdose
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 53
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Crafted
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Untradable
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
- Style: Epaulettes
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Achievement
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
- Untradable
The Steam Pipe
Level 60 Pipe - Found in Crate
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 Portable
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 89266
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
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Heads will roll.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
Truly Feared Ubersaw
Level 10 Truly Feared Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 273
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
Painted with After Eight
Truly Feared Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Truly Feared Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 254
Rage-Inducing Jarate
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 2332
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 60 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
The Cold Killer
Level 29 Hat - Found in Crate
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 86 - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
- Style: Snowy
The Machina #246943
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 246943
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
Heads will roll.
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
BEAMOMAT
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
+100% Beinander per HIT
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
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The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 58 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Sharp Dresser #45865
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- Craft number: 45865
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Truly Feared Dead Ringer
Level 5 Truly Feared Invis Watch - Found in Crate
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
- Deaths Feigned: 237
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 98 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bloodhound
Level 80 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
- Untradable
Spectacularly Lethal Big Earner
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Knife - Found in Crate
- +30 cloak on kill
- -25 max health on wearer
- Kills: 346
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Crafted
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- Crafted by Fapplejack One
- -65 max health on wearer
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Achievement
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Untradable
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
- Untradable