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Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 56 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: Oldest School
The Milkman
Level 83 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
 
Flipped Trilby
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Drably Olive
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The Flying Guillotine
Level 47 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 58 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
 
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 98 Hat - Traded
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel - Steam Purchase
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Steel Pipes
Level 40 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Purchased
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Uncraftable
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Purchased
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Uncraftable
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Purchased
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Timed Drop
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Steam Purchase
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
The Lucky Shot
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
Let's see you do that again, Private.
  • Crafted by Br3nt6
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 66 Uniform - Timed Drop
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Purchased
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Traded
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal - Traded
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
  • Medal no. 6693
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel - Purchased
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
  • Uncraftable
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops - Purchased
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
  • Uncraftable
B-ankh!
Level 28 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Futankhamun
Level 17 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
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Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 54 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
 
Sober Stuntman
Level 5 Hat - Traded
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 69 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask - Steam Purchase
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 57 Hat - Traded
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 6 Hat - Timed Drop
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Sufficiently Lethal Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 210
Stately Steel Toe
Level 3 Hat - Found in Crate
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 91 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 93 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Purchased
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
  • Uncraftable
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Steam Purchase
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Traded
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Tam O' Shanter
Level 6 Hat - Traded
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Purchased
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
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Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 66 Hat - Found in Crate
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat - Traded
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox - Found in Crate
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 24 Pocket Buddy - Traded
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 97 Hat - Timed Drop
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 42 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Untradable
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 31 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs - Traded
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
Security Shades
Level 57 Hat - Traded
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Traded
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
9994
The Short Circuit #9994
Level 5 Robot Arm - Traded
  • Craft number: 9994
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 25 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
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Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 89 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 60 Hat - Traded
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 20 Hat - Traded
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
 
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 80 Hat - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 17 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Larrikin Robin
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Achievement
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Untradable
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Traded
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Blighted Beak
Level 10 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Vibrio Cholerae
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 59 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Purchased
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 55 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Achievement
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Crafted
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • Untradable
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Traded
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Villain's Veil
Level 39 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Smooth Assassin
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Uncraftable
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
  • Untradable
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
5
 
Unusual Frenchman's Beret
Level 19 Hat - Traded
Because real espionage is an artform.
  • Effect: Circling Peace Sign
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife - Steam Purchase
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 42 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 1
  • Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2009-10-29 09:16:48
  • Untradable
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel - Found in Crate
Familiar Fez
Level 18 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Détective Noir
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
Le Party Phantom
Level 81 Hat - Traded
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Described
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
Thanks to all ProjectTF2 fans out there, who helped us grow on youtube.
  • Untradable
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Break news, spirits and heads.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Gore-Spattered Knife
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 464
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Purchased
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Uncraftable
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The Spy-cicle #64795
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Crafted by MAMA-pootis(ALL-MAMA)#YOLOSWAG
  • Craft number: 64795
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
E hele mākou i kahakai.
  • Style: Carefree Summer Nap
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
  • Untradable
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Intangible Ascot
Level 24 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Uncraftable
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastlierest
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
  
Max's Severed Head
Level 4 Hat - Traded
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Painted with Team Spirit
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Griffin's Gog
Level 22 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
  • Untradable
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
Earbuds
Level 70 Hat - Timed Drop
OSX represent!
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Express your undying hatred for the living.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Uncraftable
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Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Uncraftable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Untradable
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Traded
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 3
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #43
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #39
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #43
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 11 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Untradable
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 15 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 59 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
  • Style: Aperture Logo
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #44
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted