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Self-Made Carrion Companion
Level 50 Undead Pet - Steam Workshop Contribution
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Indubitably Green
Self-Made Ramses' Regalia
Level 50 Costume Piece - Steam Workshop Contribution
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
  
Self-Made Shaman's Skull
Level 50 Costume Piece - Steam Workshop Contribution
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Indubitably Green
  
Self-Made Teutonkahmun
Level 50 Costume Piece - Steam Workshop Contribution
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Voices From Below
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Indubitably Green
Self-Made Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 50 Tool - Steam Workshop Contribution
Used to open locked supply crates.
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Self-Made Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 50 Tool - Steam Workshop Contribution
Used to open locked supply crates.
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Self-Made Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 50 Tool - Steam Workshop Contribution
Used to open locked supply crates.
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Self-Made Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 50 Tool - Steam Workshop Contribution
Used to open locked supply crates.
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Self-Made Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 50 Tool - Steam Workshop Contribution
Used to open locked supply crates.
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
  
Self-Made Dictator
Level 50 Facial Hair - Steam Workshop Contribution
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Familiar Fez
Level 97 Hat - Timed Drop
31322
The El Jefe #31322
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by DoomBiscuit
  • Craft number: 31322
Named
the magic boom stick
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Purchased
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Uncraftable
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
  • Style: Mystery and True Love
  • Untradable
The Bloodhound
Level 3 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
  • Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
The Bonedolier
Level 99 Bones - Crafted
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
  • Uncraftable
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Gifted
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  
5505
Brock's Locks #5505
Level 74 Hair - Crafted
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased, tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from your lower back and buttocks years ago.
  • Craft number: 5505
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
  • Untradable
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Purchased
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
  • Untradable
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Chemistry Set
Level 3 Recipe - Timed Drop
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 44 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by ᴮᶫᵒᵒᵈᶠᵃʳᵗ
  
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Purchased
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Uncraftable
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Purchased
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Uncraftable
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Purchased
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Uncraftable
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Purchased
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Tradable After: 2011-12-07 09:09:21
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Uncraftable
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The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Purchased
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Uncraftable
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Dapper Disguise
Level 95 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
  • Untradable
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
    Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • No metal from dispensers when active.
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
    Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • No metal from dispensers when active.
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Tyurtlenek
Level 33 Shirt - Timed Drop
Around the skinny neck of an intellectual, jewel thief or Frenchman, a turtleneck tells people: "Please open-hand slap me in the face." On the iron frame of the Heavy, it says only: "I wear what I want."
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
  
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Style: Ghastlier
  • Untradable
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 57 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Untradable
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 54 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 6 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 14 Hat - Purchased
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Operator's Overalls
  
The Powdered Practitioner
Level 96 Hat - Crafted
An integral part of any travel survival kit, this wig will help you escape Disney World if the Hall of Presidents ever comes to life. Comes with tri-corn hat in case Pirates of the Caribbean comes to life instead.
  • Crafted by Carlos Pena, Jr
Painted with Indubitably Green
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Timed Drop
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Found in Crate
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Timed Drop
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Timed Drop
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Timed Drop
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Found in Crate
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Timed Drop
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Timed Drop
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
Li'l Snaggletooth
Level 40 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
'When I grow up, I want to be a hat.' -Li'l Snaggletooth
  
92
The Viking Braider #92
Level 35 Facial Hair - Crafted
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
  • Crafted by andrew
  • Craft number: 92
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
  
2030
The Special Eyes #2030
Level 15 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Yoda The Evil Hobo
  • Craft number: 2030
Painted with Indubitably Green
Gift
73
Fall 2013 Gourd Crate
Level 13 - Gifted
Contains Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Fall 2013 event.
  • Gift from: LKnifer
  • Crate Series #73
73
Fall 2013 Gourd Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
Contains Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Fall 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #73
73
Fall 2013 Gourd Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
Contains Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Fall 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #73
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • Pages of Tumidum: 1
  • Pages of Gratanter: 8
  • Pages of Audere: 4
  • Pages of Congeriae: 5
  • Pages of Veteris: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 71 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Gift
74
Spooky Crate
Level 13 - Gifted
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Gift from: Lunaughty
  • Crate Series #74
Gift
74
Spooky Crate
Level 13 - Gifted
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Gift from: Lunaughty
  • Crate Series #74
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 13
  • Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
  
The Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your discontent with the living.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Untradable
Painted with Indubitably Green
Gift
  
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
  • Gift from: UNnamed
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Untradable
Painted with Indubitably Green
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The Hound Dog
Level 7 Hat - Purchased
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
  
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 25 Hair - Found in Crate
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Dread Knot
Level 47 Hat - Purchased
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
  • Uncraftable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
The Pocket Horsemann
Level 62 Pocket Buddy - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Beast From Below
Level 18 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Squid's Lid
Level 29 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Bountiful Bow
Level 13 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Horrific Head of Hare
Level 47 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Grub Grenades
Level 12 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Headtaker's Hood
Level 46 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Burny's Boney Bonnet
Level 50 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Monster's Stompers
Level 89 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Cauterizer's Caudal Appendage
Level 62 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Grease Monkey
Level 91 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Handhunter
Level 21 Backpack - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Vicious Visage
Level 40 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hidden Dragon
Level 58 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hound's Hood
Level 47 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Ivan The Inedible
Level 59 Spooky Companion - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Jupiter Jumpers
Level 18 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Candleer
Level 78 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Vicar's Vestments
Level 28 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Medimedes
Level 20 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Lo-Grav Loafers
Level 77 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Mucous Membrain
Level 95 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Monstrous Mandible
Level 35 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Tuque or Treat
Level 64 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hardium Helm
Level 17 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Sprinting Cephalopod
Level 3 Tentacles - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Scorched Skirt
Level 45 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Baphomet Trotters
Level 36 Hooves - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Baphomet Trotters
Level 70 Hooves - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Second Opinion
Level 43 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Sir Shootsalot
Level 3 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Abhorrent Appendages
Level 50 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Quoth
Level 1 Spooky Companion - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Guano
Level 64 Spooky Companion - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
  
The Magical Mercenary
Level 69 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Death Support Pack
Level 79 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Accursed Apparition
Level 12 Spooky Companion - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Archimedes the Undying
Level 46 Undead Pet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Level 6 Undead Pet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hair of the Dog
Level 4 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 17 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 62 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Buzz Killer
Level 12 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Tradable After: 2011-10-31 12:03:16
  • Uncraftable
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 75 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 8 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 11 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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The Can Opener
Level 63 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 35 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 83 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Einstein
Level 93 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 93 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 97 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Emerald Jarate
Level 40 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat - Purchased
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat - Purchased
The Blazing Bull
Level 55 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Tradable After: 2011-10-31 12:03:16
  • Uncraftable
The Fallen Angel
Level 16 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fallen Angel
Level 65 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 87 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Tradable After: 2011-10-31 12:03:16
  • Uncraftable
The Wrap Battler
Level 58 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
B-ankh!
Level 19 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Futankhamun
Level 38 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Futankhamun
Level 58 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 67 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 34 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Tradable After: 2011-10-31 10:42:00
  • Uncraftable
The Under Cover
Level 83 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Griffin's Gog
Level 91 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Intangible Ascot
Level 18 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  
The Battle Bob
Level 6 Hat - Crafted
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
  • Crafted by Davis The Conqueror
  • Style: Without Helmet
Painted with Indubitably Green
1061
The Bear Necessities #1061
Level 69 Spirit Animal - Crafted
"In Siberia, bear try to attack family. He try this once. Now he is little hat."
  • Crafted by Meatballs!
  • Craft number: 1061
  
The Whiskey Bib
Level 44 Puffy Shirt - Found in Crate
"Sometimes when yer swiggin' woodgrain alcohol from a clay jug, a wee bit can miss the mouth, like. Catch those precious drops with a genuine Scottish whiskey bib."
Painted with Indubitably Green
  
The Pardner's Pompadour
Level 98 Hair - Timed Drop
"It takes a hard man to tame this ten-gallon Texas hair tornado."
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
  
5431
The Macho Mann #5431
Level 88 Glasses - Crafted
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
  • Crafted by Jaiger
  • Craft number: 5431
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Delinquent's Down Vest
Level 37 Apparel - Purchased
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back. Not. Puffy. Enough."
  
The Virtual Viewfinder
Level 2 Headset - Found in Crate
Get a migraine for charity. (99 percent of community revenue goes to fund SpecialEffect, a charity working to help disabled players get back into the game.)
Painted with Indubitably Green
  
The Tartan Spartan
Level 47 Helmet - Found in Crate
"Lads, tonight we DRINK IN HELL! And it's only noon right now, so let's ALSO DRINK RIGHT HERE!"
Painted with Indubitably Green
  
Das Fantzipantzen
Level 84 Shirt - Found in Crate
"Fancy men are beautiful but weak! You are a strong filthy idiot. Take what is rightfully yours!" (Description translated from German.)
Painted with Indubitably Green
63
Orange Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #63
63
Orange Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #63
69
Black Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #69
  
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
  
3007
The Killer Exclusive #3007
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Break news, spirits and heads.
  • Crafted by ᴮᶫᵒᵒᵈᶠᵃʳᵗ
  • Craft number: 3007
  • Untradable
Painted with Indubitably Green
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Earned
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
The Lollichop
Level 23 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 40 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
5
The Lollichop
Level 64 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 70 Fire Axe - Gifted
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 71 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 37 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
  • Untradable
35844
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #35844
Level 29 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Crafted by Generalisimo Mustardstain™
  • Craft number: 35844
  
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
Painted with Indubitably Green
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
  
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Indubitably Green
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Two Cities Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Two Cities is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Fabricator
Level 4 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 5 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
The Necronomicrown
Level 100 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
  • Untradable
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 23 Hat - Crafted
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
  • Untradable
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
161188
The Phlogistinator #161188
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Crafted by XxDeliveryboi02xX
  • Craft number: 161188
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • Killstreaker: 2004.0
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
texture
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge - Purchased
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Uncraftable
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: Gain Minicrits for 8 seconds.
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: Gain Minicrits for 8 seconds.
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
  
The HazMat Headcase
Level 54 Hat - Timed Drop
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
  • Style: Reinforced
Painted with Indubitably Green
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 8 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
  • -34% clip size
6
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
  • -34% clip size
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
The Samson Skewer
Level 69 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
  • Style: Threatening
  • Untradable
The Antarctic Researcher
Level 99 Coat - Found in Crate
  
The Dough Puncher
Level 21 Apparel - Found in Crate
Painted with Indubitably Green
  
The Law
Level 51 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Mustachioed Mann
Level 28 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
The Scotch Saver
Level 12 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Sole Mate
Level 16 Hat - Found in Crate
  
Sole Mate
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
  
The Teutonic Toque
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Batter's Helmet
Level 26 Hat - Crafted
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
  • Crafted by live(UA-EU)™
The Chronomancer
Level 77 Apparel - Found in Crate
  
The Marxman
Level 15 Glasses - Timed Drop
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Style: Yes, Cigar
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 39 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Neon Annihilator
Level 3 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
177291
The Sharp Dresser #177291
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
  • Crafted by FRIED CHICKEN
  • Craft number: 177291
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace - Timed Drop
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Purchased
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • Uncraftable
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Spellbook Magazine
Level 18 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Spellbook Magazine
Level 42 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Classic
  
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 60 Apparel - Crafted
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Purchased
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Uncraftable
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  
The Business Casual
Level 65 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Stately Steel Toe
Level 53 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
81
Mann Co. Strongbox
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Mann Co. Strongbox Key to unlock.

The Strongbox will become a rare drop after February 24, 2014.
  • Crate Series #81
81
Mann Co. Strongbox
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Mann Co. Strongbox Key to unlock.

The Strongbox will become a rare drop after February 24, 2014.
  • Crate Series #81
81
Mann Co. Strongbox
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Mann Co. Strongbox Key to unlock.

The Strongbox will become a rare drop after February 24, 2014.
  • Crate Series #81
Gift
  
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Gift from: Hello
  • Untradable
Painted with Indubitably Green
32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #32
34
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #34
37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #37
37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #37
38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #38
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
7
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: PurplePenguin
  • Crate Series #56
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #57
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Huh7600
  • Crate Series #57
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Gift from: tquarles30
  • Crate Series #57
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #57
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Gift from: super ninja
  • Crate Series #57
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #57
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #57
Gift
59
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: LKnifer
  • Crate Series #59
Gift
59
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: FOOTBALLFAN100
  • Crate Series #59
Gift
71
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Turtle Boy
  • Crate Series #71
71
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #71
71
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #71
71
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #71
71
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #71
71
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #71
75
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #75
75
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #75
75
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #75
75
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #75
75
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #75
59
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #59
59
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #59
71
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #71
71
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #71
71
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #71
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #76
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #76
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #76
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #76
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #76
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #76
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #76
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #76
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #76
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #77
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #77
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #77
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #77
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #77
82
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #82
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool - Timed Drop
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
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Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Uncraftable
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  
4052
The Digit Divulger #4052
Level 27 Gloves - Crafted
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
  • Crafted by RoseBuddy
  • Craft number: 4052
  • Style: Leather Open
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Gift
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Gift from: rehash
  • Untradable
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
14344
Unarmed Combat #14344
Level 94 Severed Arm - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
  • Craft number: 14344
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Purchased
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Uncraftable
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Purchased
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Uncraftable
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Purchased
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Uncraftable
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Purchased
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
  • Uncraftable
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Purchased
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Uncraftable
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
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Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Uncraftable
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Purchased
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Uncraftable
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Purchased
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Uncraftable
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Purchased
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Uncraftable
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
  • Uncraftable
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Gifted
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Purchased
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
  • Uncraftable
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
4
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 4
Power Up Canteen
Level 77 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
17195
Power Up Canteen #17195
Level 86 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by Taargus
  • Craft number: 17195
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 63 Hat - Crafted
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • +30% damage bonus
  • Crafted by ᴮᶫᵒᵒᵈᶠᵃʳᵗ
  • -20 max health on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
  
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Festive Sapper
Level 49 Sapper - Found in Crate
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Festive Eyelander
Level 59 Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
10
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
Described
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Pop! Pop! Pop! Watchin' Niggaz Drop!
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
The Rescue Ranger
Level 46 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Style: Festive
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
The Fortified Compound
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
79
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
79
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
79
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
79
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
79
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
79
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
79
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
79
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
79
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
  
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
16262
The Crafty Hair #16262
Level 9 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by ᴮᶫᵒᵒᵈᶠᵃʳᵗ
  • Craft number: 16262
  • Style: Brown
  
Minnesota Slick
Level 60 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
  
The Kiss King
Level 17 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Indubitably Green
  
The Polar Pullover
Level 50 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Indubitably Green
NamedDescribed
299831
fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagf #299831
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitch
  • Crafted by ᴮᶫᵒᵒᵈᶠᵃʳᵗ
  • Craft number: 299831
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
NamedDescribed
FIST OF ANUS
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Timed Drop
A ROBOTIC ARM TO WIPE YOUR ANUS WITH
Named
33756
For Kitty's favorite person! <3 #33756
Level 81 - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
  • Craft number: 33756
Named
texture
Gay Nigger Melon Masher
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Named
Major Bomber
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Found in Crate
  • Style: Scout
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
  • Style: Haunting
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 1 Backpack - Found in Crate
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
  
Haunted Tuque or Treat
Level 3 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Indubitably Green
  
Haunted Manneater
Level 52 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Indubitably Green
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
  
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 45 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Painted with Indubitably Green
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Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 1 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
  
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with Indubitably Green
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Traded
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Immune to the effects of afterburn.
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 79 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • Crafted by ᴮᶫᵒᵒᵈᶠᵃʳᵗ
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Untradable
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Killstreaker: 2004.0
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Steam Purchase
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Traded
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bear
  
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Style: Yes, Cigar
Painted with Indubitably Green
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper - Steam Purchase
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
  
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
  • Style: Epaulettes
Painted with Indubitably Green
Unremarkable Diamondback
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 10
Sufficiently Lethal Brass Beast
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Minigun - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Kills: 191
The Sufficient Samaritan's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Sufficient Samaritan's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 20
  • Untradable
Face-Melting Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Face-Melting Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 1315
  • Pyros Killed: 10
  • Point Blank Kills: 0
  
Sharp War Goggles
Level 57 Sharp Glasses - Found in Crate
  • Points Scored: 273
  • Fires Survived: 6
Painted with Indubitably Green
  
Sharp Eliminators Safeguard
Level 66 Sharp Hat - Found in Crate
  • Points Scored: 368
  • Freezecam Taunt Appearances: 1
Painted with Indubitably Green
  
Sharp Combat Slacks
Level 25 Sharp Apparel - Found in Crate
  • Points Scored: 371
  • Fires Survived: 9
Painted with Indubitably Green
Mildly Menacing Flying Guillotine
Level 28 Mildly Menacing Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 45
  • Style: Thirstier
Uncharitable Neon Annihilator
Level 88 Uncharitable Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 118
  • Submerged Enemy Kills: 16
  • Sappers Removed: 3
Unremarkable Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Unremarkable Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
  • Banners Deployed: 14
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Uncharitable Powerjack
Level 5 Uncharitable Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 103
Uncharitable Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Uncharitable Lunch Box - Found in Crate
  • Food Items Eaten: 100
Sufficiently Lethal Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 180
  • Dominations: 2
  • Snipers Killed: 38
  • Point Blank Kills: 52
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Scarcely Lethal Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Immune to the effects of afterburn.
  • Kills: 29
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 0
Described
Face-Melting Eyelander
Level 5 Face-Melting Sword - Found in Crate
☠Player is split from crotch to sternum by attacker.☠
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 1262
  • Dominations: 84
  • Critical Kills: 464
  • Taunt Kills: 7
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Gift
Scarcely Lethal Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 30
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Kills: 1
Somewhat Threatening Pain Train
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 94
Mildly Menacing Homewrecker
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Killstreaker: 2008.0
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 53
  • Sappers Removed: 0
  • Buildings Destroyed: 16
  • Spies Killed: 21
Truly Feared Bat
Level 1 Truly Feared Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 231
Gift
Notably Dangerous Loose Cannon
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Gift from: Dewzie
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
  • Kills: 139
  • Double Donks: 44
  • Gib Kills: 113
  • Critical Kills: 32
  • Dominations: 5
Unremarkable Kukri
Level 1 Unremarkable Kukri - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 11
Scarcely Lethal Fire Axe
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 25
Somewhat Threatening Fists
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Fists - Found in Crate
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 89
  • Heavies Killed: 26
  • Taunt Kills: 34
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Face-Melting Flame Thrower
Level 1 Face-Melting Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 1200
  • Posthumous Kills: 67
  • Allies Extinguished: 262
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 52
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Somewhat Threatening Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
☠Player eats attacker's pineapple.☠
  • Kills: 94
  • Gib Kills: 53
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 19
  • Buildings Destroyed: 5
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Wicked Nasty Knife
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 545
  • Engineers Killed: 74
  • Dominations: 17
  • Taunt Kills: 5
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
✱ ÜberCharge grants 8 seconds of: Pentagram of Protection ✱
  • Ubers: 8
  • Kill Assists: 41
  • Allied Healing Done: 3976
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
  • Kills: 6
Described
Hale's Own Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
It's more effective than simply placing 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' under a box.
  • Kills: 9054
  • Dominations: 162
  • Demomen Killed: 3068
  • Critical Kills: 4538
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Server-Clearing Pistol
Level 1 Server-Clearing Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 3466
Notably Dangerous Revolver
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 161
  • Engineers Killed: 19
  • Pyros Killed: 37
  • Dominations: 2
Described
Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
☠ Shock and Awe ☠
  • Kills: 353
  • Gib Kills: 305
  • Buildings Destroyed: 32
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 51
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Notably Dangerous Shotgun
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 157
  • Heavies Killed: 14
  • Soldiers Killed: 14
  • Pyros Killed: 29
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Wicked Nasty Shovel
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 647
Mildly Menacing SMG
Level 1 Mildly Menacing SMG - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 65
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Face-Melting Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Face-Melting Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1017
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unremarkable Syringe Gun
Level 1 Unremarkable Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 17
NamedDescribed
Assault Cannon
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Minigun - Found in Crate
☠Player gets sawn in half by attacker.☠
  • Kills: 856
  • Dominations: 40
  • Kills While Invuln ÜberCharged: 8
  • Heavies Killed: 102
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
NamedDescribed
Golden Wrench
Level 1 Uncharitable Wrench - Found in Crate
Imbued with an ancient power
  • Sentry Kills: 123
  • Kills: 15
  • Sappers Removed: 16
  • Spies Killed: 8
  • Defenders Killed: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Named
Stolen Liquor Bottle
Level 1 Truly Feared Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 271
NamedDescribed
Yummy Warm Sticky Milk
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
It's actually dog semen.
  • Sodden Victims: 338
  • Allies Extinguished: 23
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
Chemistry Set
Level 3 Recipe - Timed Drop
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
The Pom-Pommed Provocateur
Level 60 Hat - Timed Drop
The thick woolen pom-pom stitched to the top of this ski mask is filled with poison, in case you are captured by people who want information on why you look ridiculous.
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Preview Item
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle