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Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Crafted
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Uncraftable
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
Gift
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Gifted
  • Gift from: What's Your Luckydo?
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
26253
The Winger #26253
Level 15 Pistol - Crafted
  • +15% damage bonus
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 26253
  • -60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Flying Guillotine
Level 28 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
2730
The Original #2730
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 2730
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 24 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Crafted
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Gift
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Purchased
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
  • Gift from: i-ghost
  • Uncraftable
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
17283
The Reserve Shooter #17283
Level 10 Shotgun - Crafted
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 17283
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Gift
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Gifted
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Gift from: Manny
  • Blocks healing while in use
Gift
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Purchased
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • Gift from: i-ghost
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
22816
The Atomizer #22816
Level 10 Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 22816
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
7491
The Wrap Assassin #7491
Level 15 Bat - Crafted
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 7491
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 20 Backpack - Timed Drop
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
5893
The Disciplinary Action #5893
Level 10 Riding Crop - Crafted
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 5893
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Gifted
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
Batter's Helmet
Level 84 Hat - Timed Drop
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
The Futankhamun
Level 44 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel - Traded
The Milkman
Level 99 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
The Shoestring Budget
Level 88 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Idiot Box
Level 63 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 71 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Wrap Battler
Level 59 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
B-ankh!
Level 37 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 31 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
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Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
19199
The Phlogistinator #19199
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 19199
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
4481
Ali Baba's Wee Booties #4481
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 4481
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
7350
Detonator #7350
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 7350
  • +25% damage to self
9552
The Manmelter #9552
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 9552
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
41902
The Scorch Shot #41902
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 41902
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
NamedGift
Demoffensineer's Legacy
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • Gift from: Lagg
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
677
The Splendid Screen #677
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 677
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Named
Paintraingineer's Severed Head
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Crafted
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
3508
The Third Degree #3508
Level 10 Fire Axe - Crafted
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 3508
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 68 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Found in Crate
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
NamedDescribed
Ullapool Creeper
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Crafted
That's a nice sssssentry you got there. SSSShame if anything bad happened to it.
  • No random critical hits
14684
The Neon Annihilator #14684
Level 81 Sign - Crafted
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 14684
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
6156
The Pyrotechnic Tote #6156
Level 86 Backpack - Crafted
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 6156
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 6 Backpack - MvM Badge completion reward
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
  
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 40 Facial Hair - Purchased
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 82 Hat - Timed Drop
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
The Attendant
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
4158
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #4158
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 4158
  • Untradable
The Fallen Angel
Level 99 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 53 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 29 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 87 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 8 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Hair of the Dog
Level 19 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
30003
The Huo-Long Heater #30003
Level 32 Minigun - Crafted
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 30003
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Described
Community Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun - Support Granted
This sparkles like a Twilight vampire. Except it still retains its masculiniity.
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
27358
The Pomson 6000 #27358
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 27358
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
13555
The Family Business #13555
Level 10 Shotgun - Crafted
  • +33% clip size
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 13555
  • -15% damage penalty
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Purchased
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Traded
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Traded
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
Named
The Warrior's View Blocker
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • +30% damage bonus
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • -20 max health on wearer
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Gift
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Traded
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • Gift from: fendermcbender #SKELECOCK
  • -25% damage penalty
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
23953
The Hetman's Headpiece #23953
Level 67 Hat - Crafted
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 23953
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Untradable
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 65 Uniform - Timed Drop
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
NamedGift
Robotful of Eyeballs
Level 61 Hat - Purchased
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
  • Gift from: Wind
  • Style: Machine in the Man
  • Uncraftable
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 33 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 64 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 60 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 55 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Buzz Killer
Level 59 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Can Opener
Level 29 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 45 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 93 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
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Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Traded
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Crafted
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted

Heads will roll.
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
24161
The Cozy Camper #24161
Level 10 Backpack - Crafted
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 24161
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Halloween Drop
  • Style: Scout
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Crafted
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
2903
The Outback Intellectual #2903
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 2903
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
  
Blighted Beak
Level 26 Hat - Timed Drop
Painted with Team Spirit
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 50 Hat - Earned
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
The Emerald Jarate
Level 94 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 14 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 53 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 68 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Holy Hunter
Level 58 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Einstein
Level 75 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 32 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
5
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
9300
The Enforcer #9300
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
  • Crafted by OluapPlayer
  • Craft number: 9300
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
NamedDescribed
Le Spam
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Because spam is an art.
NamedDescribed
Seargent Hartspam
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
Less talk more spam!
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
  • Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2009-11-03 15:21:36
  • Untradable
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 1
  • Untradable
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 14 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Break news, spirits and heads.
NamedDescribed
 
M. Wikison
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
A handsome hat for handsome men.
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Australium Gold
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
  • Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 42 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
  • Untradable
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
  • Style: Aperture Logo
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
  • Untradable
Gift
Familiar Fez
Level 12 Hat - Traded
  • Gift from: Mister Prawn
Griffin's Gog
Level 75 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Intangible Ascot
Level 82 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Under Cover
Level 53 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
  • Untradable
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
6
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted