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User's expenses
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| BRL | 58.01 | 6.45 |
| EUR | €25.56 | €2.84 |
| GBP | £23.21 | £2.58 |
| RUB | 1030.0 | 114.44 |
| USD | $34.41 | $3.82 |
Item statistics
| Action | 20 |
|---|---|
| Hats | 48 |
| Misc | 37 |
| Other | 30 |
| Pda | 3 |
| Weapons | 156 |
| Total | 294 / 400 |
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Unusual Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 2 Hat - Found in Crate
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
- Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Unusual Doctor's Sack
Level 67 Hat - Found in Crate
For when you've got that healin' fever.
- Effect: Orbiting Fire
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 44 Hat - Timed Drop
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Don't poke your eye out.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Hound Dog
Level 34 Hat - Found in Crate
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Painted with Australium Gold
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
- Untradable
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Blighted Beak
Level 78 Hat - Traded
- Crafted by TheSwagger
- Style: Vibrio Cholerae
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 50 Hat - Crafted
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
- Untradable
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
- Crafted by Dr. Joss Ackland M.D.
- Untradable
Vintage Merryweather
Level 20 Hat - Crafted
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
- Crafted by Dr. Joss Ackland M.D.
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
- Untradable
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 23 Hat - Crafted
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with Team Spirit
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable

Joss's Chops
Level 80 Facial Hair - Purchased
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Gift from: Auzzie
- Uncraftable
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
2
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 10 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Ornament Armament #2035
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
- Crafted by DJ STANK DADDY
- Craft number: 2035
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 24 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Dynamic Do-Gooder's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Dynamic Do-Gooder's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 42
- Untradable
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2009-07-01 23:13:04
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
- Gift from: Auzzie
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
to a random person on the server!
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Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 0
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- +33% clip size
- -15% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
- Blocks a single backstab attempt
- Spies Shocked: 0
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #41
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 23 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
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Vintage Camera Beard
Level 74 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
Unremarkable Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Kills: 13
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Strange Kunai - Found in Crate
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
- Kills: 3
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
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Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
- Crafted by Dr. Joss Ackland M.D.
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
- Kills: 0
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
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Hot Love Injection™
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
Needles of Love™
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer

Joss' Love Nozzle
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 25 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- Crafted by Dr. Joss Ackland M.D.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Untradable
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Medi Gun - Found in Crate
- Ubers: 189
- Kill Assists: 607
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
The Splendid Screen #41957
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Crafted by Dr. Joss Ackland M.D.
- Craft number: 41957
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
- Uncraftable
Gore-Spattered Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Gore-Spattered Medi Gun - Found in Crate
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Kill Assists: 372
- Ubers: 106
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 0
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
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Wicked Nasty Mad Milk
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Sodden Victims: 681
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Imagine being hit with 2 tonnes of invisible lead soup
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - CD Key
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Unremarkable Equalizer
Level 10 Unremarkable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 11
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Kills: 3
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Found in Crate
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Traded
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Traded
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Traded
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.


Alligator Fuckhouse
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
Have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten till you PISS BLOOD!?
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
- Crafted by Dr. Joss Ackland M.D.
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #20
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Traded
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #12
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #18
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #16
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #16
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #16
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #37
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Traded
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 4
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
4
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 4
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5