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Building1
Hats190
Misc88
Other83
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Weapons264
Total649 / 1000
Displaced items
Vintage Backburner
Level 33 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 33 Hat - Traded
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
Vintage Huntsman
Level 33 Bow - Traded
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
1
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 45 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Googly Gazer
Level 74 Hat - Timed Drop
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
The Neon Annihilator
Level 10 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Flying Guillotine
Level 44 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
2
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Neon Annihilator
Level 72 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Neon Annihilator
Level 26 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
3
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Traded
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Strange Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Traded
  • Kills: 0
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 61 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
4
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 61 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
 
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 46 Hat - Traded
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
 
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 78 Hat - Traded
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 17 Hat - Crafted
Carouser's Capotain
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 27 Hat - Timed Drop
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 47 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 9 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
 
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 56 Hat - Traded
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
  
Pugilist's Protector
Level 21 Hat - Traded
Painted with Team Spirit
Ze Goggles
Level 53 Glasses - Timed Drop
Nothing
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 47 Hat - Timed Drop
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 13 Hat - Traded
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 93 Hat - Traded
Stout Shako
Level 100 Hat - Traded
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
The Team Captain
Level 74 Hat - Timed Drop
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 87 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat - Traded
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
Googly Gazer
Level 68 Hat - Traded
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
The Idea Tube
Level 59 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
1512
The Deus Specs #1512
Level 10 Glasses - Crafted
  • Craft number: 1512
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
5
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 33 Hat - Traded
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Vintage Mining Light
Level 33 Hat - Traded
For Engineers with bright ideas.
  
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 33 Hat - Traded
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 33 Hat - Traded
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
 
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 33 Hat - Traded
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
 
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 33 Hat - Traded
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 33 Hat - Traded
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 33 Hat - Traded
  
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 33 Hat - Traded
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 33 Hat - Traded
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 33 Hat - Traded
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
  
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Painted with Team Spirit
 
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 33 Hat - Traded
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 33 Hat - Traded
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 33 Hat - Traded
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
  
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 33 Hat - Traded
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
 
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 33 Glasses - Traded
Nothing
  
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 33 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 33 Hat - Traded
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
  
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 33 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 33 Hat - Traded
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
 
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 33 Hat - Traded
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
 
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Gone Snipin'.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 33 Facial Hair - Traded
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
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The Milkman
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Bombing Run
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Death from above!
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 33 Hat - Traded
The Dread Knot
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Flipped Trilby
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Defiant Spartan
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Exquisite Rack
Level 33 Hat - Traded
 
Madame Dixie
Level 20 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Dead Cone
Level 33 Hat - Traded
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 63 Hat - Found in Crate
 
Stout Shako
Level 33 Hat - Traded
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Painted with Australium Gold
Handyman's Handle
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Clears all sorts of blockage.
 
Napper's Respite
Level 33 Hat - Traded
After a long day of burning scouts.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
The Geisha Boy
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Prancer's Pride
Level 33 Hat - Traded
 
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 76 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Stylish Paint
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
 
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 81 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Scotch Bonnet
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
The Attendant
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Old Guadalajara
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
 
Carouser's Capotain
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Sober Stuntman
Level 33 Hat - Traded
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
The Noh Mercy
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Coupe D'isaster
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 33 Hat - Traded
The Big Chief
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Buckaroos Hat
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
Familiar Fez
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 33 Hat - Found in Crate
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Pugilist's Protector
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Hard Counter
Level 33 Hat - Traded
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
The Samur-Eye
Level 33 Hat - Traded
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Industrial Festivizer
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Blighted Beak
Level 33 Hat - Traded
German Gonzila
Level 45 Hat - Found in Crate
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat - Traded
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Express your undying hatred for the living.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Uncraftable
 
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat - Traded
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Larrikin Robin
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Détective Noir
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Le Party Phantom
Level 33 Hat - Traded
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 33 Hat - Traded
7
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Honcho's Headgear
Level 33 Hat - Traded
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Grimm Hatte
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
1300
The Team Captain #1300
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Craft number: 1300
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 23 Hat - Timed Drop
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Armored Authority
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Stately Steel Toe
Level 33 Hat - Traded
 
Tam O' Shanter
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 33 Hat - Traded
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Googly Gazer
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
339
Large Luchadore #339
Level 71 Hat - Traded
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
  • Craft number: 339
  • Style: El Amor Ardiente
3197
Doctor's Sack #3197
Level 59 Hat - Crafted
For when you've got that healin' fever.
  • Craft number: 3197
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Copper's Hard Top
Level 33 Hat - Traded
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
 
Big Country
Level 33 Hat - Traded
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 33 Hat - Traded
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
782
Ol' Geezer #782
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Get off mah land!
  • Craft number: 782
14207
The Capo's Capper #14207
Level 24 Hat - Crafted
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
  • Craft number: 14207
Crocleather Slouch
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Security Shades
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel - Traded
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
254
The One-Man Army #254
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Craft number: 254
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
Private Eye
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 97 Uniform - Timed Drop
  
Villain's Veil
Level 33 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Smooth Assassin
Painted with Team Spirit
The Made Man
Level 33 - Traded
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
  
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 98 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs - Traded
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses - Timed Drop
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
  • Uncraftable
10303
The El Jefe #10303
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 10303
7390
The Brainiac Goggles #7390
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
  • Crafted by Darklago [FR]
  • Craft number: 7390
7192
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #7192
Level 53 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 7192
3502
The Waxy Wayfinder #3502
Level 91 Hat - Crafted
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Craft number: 3502
The Head Warmer
Level 85 Hat - Timed Drop
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
  
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope - Purchased
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
  • Uncraftable
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
8
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 33 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 100 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 53 Hat - Gifted
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
The Steel Pipes
Level 97 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 33 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 33 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Gifted
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Painted with Australium Gold
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
The Futankhamun
Level 60 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 33 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 33 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 68 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 32 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 33 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 33 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
The Idea Tube
Level 85 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 67 Shirt - Gifted
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Style: J.R. Gyle
619
The Burning Bongos #619
Level 64 Bongos - Crafted
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Crafted by Bampr
  • Craft number: 619
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints - Timed Drop
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
The Pickled Paws
Level 17 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Emerald Jarate
Level 12 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 89 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 86 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 60 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 15 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
295
The Bearded Bombardier #295
Level 66 Facial Hair - Crafted
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Craft number: 295
  • Style: Formal
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 37 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 68 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Liquidator's Lid
Level 86 Hat - Found in Crate
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
9
Earbuds
Level 33 Hat - Traded
OSX represent!
  
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel - Found in Crate
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Jingle all the way
4
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 4
3
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 3
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Traded
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Traded
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
 
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Silver Dueling Badge
Level 39 Badge - Timed Drop
Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge - Third-Party Promotion
  
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Kringle Collection
Level 22 Coat - Found in Crate
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool - Traded
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
 
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
 
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2010-08-26 02:47:13
  • Untradable
  
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Painted with Team Spirit
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel - Purchased
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
  • Uncraftable
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox - Found in Crate
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
2142
Clan Pride #2142
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 2142
The Adequate Altruist's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Adequate Altruist's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 10
  • Untradable
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool - Traded
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
 
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
 
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops - Purchased
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel - Found in Crate
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
25
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Steam Purchase
  • Quantity: 25
25
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
  • Uncraftable
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
  • Untradable
11
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
 
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
 
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Style: Ghastly
  • Untradable
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
  • Untradable
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Lumbricus Lid
Level 52 Hat - Timed Drop
 
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
 
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastlierest
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
  
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
  • Untradable
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
 
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Traded
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Painted with Drably Olive
  
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Painted with Team Spirit
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Can't stop the signal.
  • Untradable
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Untradable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 70 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
  
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
E hele mākou i kahakai.
  • Style: Carefree Summer Nap
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
14
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
Described
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat - Traded
See no evil.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Style: Azukiarai
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat - Traded
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 - Steam Purchase
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Epaulettes
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Steam Purchase
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
  • Style: Aperture Logo
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Scarcely Lethal Scattergun
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 42
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun - Found in Crate
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 0
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Traded
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Gifted
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Strange Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Sodden Victims: 2
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 3
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Steam Purchase
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  • Kills: 0
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
Named
My Plug In Baby
Level 1 Face-Melting Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1074
  • Dominations: 15
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 0
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Uncharitable Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Uncharitable Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 128
  • Dominations: 4
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Traded
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
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The Original #33
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • Craft number: 33
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 26 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Described
Uncharitable Shotgun
Level 1 Uncharitable Shotgun - Found in Crate
There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
  • Kills: 105
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Traded
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
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Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel - Timed Drop
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 3
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 8
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Unremarkable Pain Train
Level 5 Unremarkable Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 13
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Steam Purchase
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Kills: 0
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Traded
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Somewhat Threatening Backburner
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 82
  • Critical Kills: 20
  • Allies Extinguished: 2
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Unremarkable Rainblower
Level 10 Unremarkable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 24
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Scarcely Lethal Flare Gun
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 29
  • Posthumous Kills: 0
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Gifted
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Unremarkable Axtinguisher
Level 10 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 15
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 0
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Named
Hard Candy
Level 91 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 11
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign - Steam Purchase
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Unremarkable Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Unremarkable Grenade Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 11
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
Unremarkable Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Unremarkable Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 11
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 8
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • Crafted by Pikaachuuuuu bitches!!!!
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 3
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Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 33 Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Traded
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Crafted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Traded
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Found in Crate
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Wicked Nasty Minigun
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 577
  • Heavies Killed: 4
Vintage Natascha
Level 33 Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Kills: 0
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Unremarkable Brass Beast
Level 5 Unremarkable Minigun - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Kills: 18
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 1
Named
Gabe's Own Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Traded
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Strange Fists
Level 1 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 4
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists - Crafted
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
  • Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Kills: 1
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Traded
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Traded
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Unremarkable Wrench
Level 1 Unremarkable Wrench - Found in Crate
  • Sentry Kills: 12
  • Kills: 5
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench - Found in Crate
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 1
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Crafted
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 2
  • Kill Assists: 6
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Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Strange Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Ubers: 1
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Traded
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Strange Ubersaw
Level 10 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 1
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Crafted
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Traded
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 8
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 0
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
  • Kills: 0
Scarcely Lethal Machina
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
  • Kills: 32
  • Headshot Kills: 12
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Gifted

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
Strange SMG
Level 1 Strange SMG - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Scarcely Lethal Jarate
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 27
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 0
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 1
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 5
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Strange Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 1
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
Strange Knife
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Traded
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Steam Purchase
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Strange Kunai - Found in Crate
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
  • Untradable
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper - Steam Purchase
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty