All
Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 355.12 | 7.4 |
| EUR | €157.82 | €3.29 |
| GBP | £144.97 | £3.02 |
| RUB | 6262.0 | 130.46 |
| USD | $209.52 | $4.37 |
Item statistics
| Action | 9 |
|---|---|
| Building | 1 |
| Hats | 36 |
| Misc | 73 |
| Other | 17 |
| Pda | 4 |
| Weapons | 169 |
| Total | 309 / 600 |
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Gabe's Hat
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
Now your online bank detail's belong to MEEEEE! GABENGABENGABEN
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Crafted
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Crafted by |Onii| JJ Chan Hates Pricks
- Untradable
JJ's Van Hossen bombarding Blaster
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
A relic bought back from the past. Once swords were out , Van Hossens used this.
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Eloquent Fists
Level 1 Epic Fists - Found in Crate
JJ's own hands, that have the power Hakufu Sonsakus legendary Dragons fist Punch
- Kills: 5030
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 16
Degon's Leg
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Triad Trinket
Level 37 Necklace - Purchased
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
- Uncraftable
A Steak made with Hatred and Repulsion
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
JJ's special Sylvie Made Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
Double speed and double pain at double time. Honor the the Van Hossen's.
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Uncraftable
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Purchased
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
- Uncraftable
Hild's Demonic Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Purchased
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
Der Wintermantel
Level 81 Apparel - Found in Crate
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
- Style: Gramma's Sweater Hidden
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
- Uncraftable
Annie's Bear Tibbers
Level 1 Pocket Buddy - Steam Purchase
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Painted with Pink as Hell
BadKarma's Cap of Complete Badkarma.
Level 54 Hat - Purchased
Only Awesome people get to have BadKarma's Badkarma !
- Gift from: Karma
- Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Purchased
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
- Uncraftable
Genuine Jackie mother fucking Chan
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
This shit be balls yo. I'll make you crispier than you've ever seen.
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Battery Canteens
Level 8 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Store Promotion
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Uncraftable
Plan Degon Hairpiece
Level 79 Facial Hair - Crafted
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
- Crafted by Sylvia Van Hossen
- Craft number: 6073
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
- Uncraftable
Sylvia's Long Fall Loafers
Level 13 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
- Gift from: Sylvia Van Hossen
- Untradable
Jackie Chan Tat of Legend
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
The Tuxxy
Level 54 Tuxedo - Purchased
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The 80's Chan
Level 13 Hair - Found in Crate
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Lollichop
Level 82 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 6 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Gift from: Sylvia Van Hossen
- Untradable
The Doublecross-Comm #793
Level 42 Hat - Crafted
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
- Crafted by |Onii| JJ Chan Hates Pricks
- Craft number: 793
- Untradable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Whispering Oaks
Level 1 Truly Feared Shotgun - Traded
Man, i used to use this when i was a kid!
- Kills: 268
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Liquor Locker
Level 75 Treasure - Purchased
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
- Style: Left Hip
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Captain Scruffy White's Peg Leg
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
- Uncraftable
Together : JJ and Karma are Team Ninja
Level 21 Hat - Purchased
The good, the bad, and the dead.
- Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Purchased
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
- Gift from: [TBNGC] Slayermax NASA
- Uncraftable
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
The Titanium Towel
Level 95 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
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Rosette's Chrono Trigger Watch
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
- Crafted by |Onii| JJ Chan Hates Pricks
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
Hakufu's Boobie Bomb
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Crafted
Nice Double-D's You're packing there, must pack quite a punch, JJ's a lucky man.
- No random critical hits
Funimation Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
Working for Funimation Entertainment gets you this Cap.
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
The School Rumble
Level 82 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Bringing the heavy rumble down to the streets.
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- Uncraftable
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Pez
- Crate Series #57
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope - Purchased
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
- Uncraftable
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Purchased
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Uncraftable
Sylvia's Twins - "Love and Passion"
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
- Crafted by Sylvia Van Hossen
- Craft number: 4737
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
The Crafty Hair #1062
Level 76 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
- Crafted by |Onii| JJ Chan Hates Pricks
- Craft number: 1062
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Zakonkrwii
- Crate Series #58
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 81 Hat - Found in Crate
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Traded
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Aya Natsume's Home made Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
The only sandvich in the world that can heal you by eating it. How? Love~
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Traded
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
What makes Jackie so Chan
Level 12 Hat - Found in Crate
THIS HAT THATS WHAT FKING DOES BROMANG!
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Purchased
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
Killing With Style
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
Because using a mini gun that makes noise is just too mainstream.
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #55
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 3 Mask - Found in Crate
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
The Gym Rat #52
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Let's get physical. Physical.
- Gift from: Serotonin!
- Crafted by Serotonin!
- Craft number: 52
- Untradable
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 0
Sylvia's Loving Muffler
Level 4 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 100 Shoes - Purchased
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 31 Pipe - Purchased
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
Hero's Hachimaki #846
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
- Crafted by |Onii| кαιтσ™ <3
- Craft number: 846
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
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Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Untradable
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 57 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Primula's Big Swing Lv100
Level 100 Bat - Traded
when batting 1000 demon's isnt enough, hit them over the head with a ball.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 3 Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 15
Power Up Canteen
Level 42 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
Blair's Pum Pum Pumpkin
Level 53 Lantern - Found in Crate
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Ornament Armament #9028
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
- Crafted by |Onii| кαιтσ™ <3
- Craft number: 9028
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
Sylvies own Minigun
Level 1 Hale's Own Minigun - Traded
What's that sound? Thats the sound of me and sylvia kicking your repugnant ass!
- Kills: 11057
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 222
- Revenges: 22
- Scouts Killed: 378
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 89 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Mr. Snuggle's
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
- Uncraftable
JJ's Special Sylvie Made Pickaxe
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- Kills: 1360
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2009-10-18 15:13:04
- Untradable
JJ's Flipped out Flip Flops
Level 57 Flip-Flops - Purchased
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
Painted with Pink as Hell
I like Jackie Chan
Level 46 Hat - Crafted
After a long day of burning scouts.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Traded
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Van Hossen Back Blade
Level 19 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Gift from: Sylvia Van Hossen
- Untradable
You'll never be clean Justin!!!
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
I Wonder What's For Dinner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Vintage Lisianthus
Level 5 Pistol - Steam Purchase
Feel the full force of a God Princess, up close and personal!
The Salt Shaker Ring
Level 100 Ring - Purchased
- A perpetual bond of commitment between |Onii| JJ Chan Hates Pricks
- and Karma, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
license to be kawaii'
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Katen Kyoukotsu 花天狂骨
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Wanga Prick
Level 70 Knife - Purchased
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Uncraftable
Sylvia's Royal Guard
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Not even the Great War could break through the Van Hossen's Royal guard.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Orphans Veil of Yggdrasil
Level 4 Hat - Purchased
To guide you through lifes many branches...
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 27 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Painted with Pink as Hell
JJ's Warm and Snuggly's
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
As Sylvia always said to me - "Let's not fight, Lets Snuggle"~ <3
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
Sylvia's Sexy Coca~Cola~
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
Gift from Sylvia, my wife to be, ill never forgive myself DAMN SALT SHAKER RING
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Wicked Nasty Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 671
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 0
The Point and Shoot #10503
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
- Crafted by |Onii| кαιтσ™ <3
- Craft number: 10503
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 4 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Groovin' Magic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 5 Minigun - Purchased
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
- Uncraftable
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Strange Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Sodden Victims: 0
The Honey Badger
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Uncraftable
The Satisfactory Santa's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Satisfactory Santa's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 13
- Untradable
JJ's Special Sylvie made Sylvia Smasher
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
Putting my face on a sign makes it Specially made JJ, dont think otherwise.
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
The Gold Digger
Level 10 Fists - Steam Purchase
Now i aint sayin shes a gold digger, but she aint messin with no broke niggahs
- Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Outback Intellectual #5330
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Sylvia Van Hossen
- Craft number: 5330
Painted with Pink as Hell
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Cozy Camper #7986
Level 10 Backpack - Crafted
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- Crafted by LaDy LuNa
- Craft number: 7986
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
Pocket Karma!
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Don't worry he got this!....no he dont....
- Gift from: Karma
The Royal Van Hossen Battle Coat
Level 61 Apparel - Purchased
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
- Uncraftable
Japan's Hero Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Worn by those few who will do anything to aid Japan : JJ Right Right
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Power Up Canteen #44482
Level 11 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Crafted by |Onii| JJ Chan Hates Pricks
- Craft number: 44482
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Strange Invis Watch - Found in Crate
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
- Deaths Feigned: 0
Unlimited Heal Works
Level 1 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
Charging with JJ's infinate power ready to destroy all of your enemies.
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Traded
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
Jackie mother fucking Chan
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Steam Purchase
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
A Sandvich made with Loving Intent
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Made by Nerine herself, HA! yeh like a normal sandvich could restore your health
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Gorgeous Rose
Level 91 - Traded
Given to me from the Angel guardian "Gorgeous Rose" herself to ward off danger.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Full Metal Alchemist
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 72 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Van Hossen Royal Guard Attire
Level 99 Uniform - Purchased
- Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
JJ's Special Sylvie Made Pickaxe
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Clan Pride #15632
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Crafted by |Onii| JJ Chan Hates Pricks
- Craft number: 15632
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 0
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
Apeollon
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
The powerful bow that Ikaros gave me, prepare to die you wingless Angels!
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Snackie Chan
Level 1 Fishcake - Traded
Nigga be crispier than you've ever seen...
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
- Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
- Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
- Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
- Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
- Untradable
5
Heads will roll.
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Samson Skewer
Level 46 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Untradable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 50 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Gift from: Sylvia Van Hossen
- Untradable
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Zakonkrwii
- Crate Series #55
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 69 Hat - Purchased
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
- Gift from: [TBNGC] Slayermax NASA
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
The All-Father #15287
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
- Crafted by ______________________________
- Craft number: 15287
Painted with Pink as Hell
Jackie Fucking Chan
Level 84 Mask - Found in Crate
Shhhh.... i'm charging my flamethrower,
- Style: Without Stripes
Painted with Pink as Hell
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Untradable
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
Force-A-Nerine
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
Feel the full force of a Demon Princess, up close and personal.
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
JJ's Sandvich Safe Zone
Level 15 Lunchbox - Found in Crate
My Loving intent sandvich, straight from the Demons lunchbox.
Right Right's Suave Glasses of Sexyness
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Look but dont touch~
- Untradable
Painted with Pink as Hell
JJ's Boost Morale Sonata
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Store Promotion
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Uncraftable
The Flying Guillotine
Level 55 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
Golden Glory of Lisianthus
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
When you need power to kick ass, this gives you 10000%
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 27 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghastlierest
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Smile for the Camera Nerine~
Level 20 Badge - Purchased
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Uncraftable
Nope
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Kenji Harima's School Rumble Rag's
Level 48 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Uncraftable
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Unusual Gibus of JJ Cordis
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghostly
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
JJ's Van Hossen Head hunting Blade
Level 5 Sword - Traded
For every life Taken, their souls are kept within the blade, for even more power
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Gifted
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
Plan Degon
Level 20 Wrench - Gifted
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- Gift from: [DSLZR] Lord Wizard Degon
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Gift from: Zakonkrwii
- Crate Series #55
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Zakonkrwii
- Crate Series #58
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 54 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
JJs Special Sylvie Made Full Metal Panic
Level 10 - Crafted
- Crafted by Sylvia Van Hossen
- Craft number: 2517
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Strange Boots - Found in Crate
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Opponents Flattened: 0
Angel's Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
6
Blue Rose
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
The rule this gun goes by, Receive, Repent and Resolve . Hell Butterfly
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Strange Boots - Found in Crate
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Opponents Flattened: 0
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Strange Boots - Found in Crate
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Opponents Flattened: 0
The Van' Hossen's Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Traded
"If you mess with Sylvie's Blade then you mess with my Shotgun" - JJ
- +33% clip size
- -15% damage penalty
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Strange Boots - Found in Crate
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Opponents Flattened: 0
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The School Rumble Rag's
Level 29 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #56
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
- Gift from: Pez
- Crate Series #58
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 0
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #13636
Level 51 Facial Hair - Crafted
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Sylvia Van Hossen
- Craft number: 13636
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 73 Hat - Crafted
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
- Crafted by |Onii| JJ Chan Hates Pricks
The Team Captain #8323
Level 55 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
- Crafted by Mask
- Craft number: 8323
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Sylvia's Bath Towel
Level 34 Apparel - Purchased
Sniff* Sniff* I can still smell her scent~
- Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
DEGON'S BEAR OF LOVE~
Level 21 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Aw, he even has his own hat!
- Gift from: [DSLZR] Lord Wizard Degon
- Crafted by [DSLZR] Lord Wizard Degon
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt - Purchased
- Gift from: [DSLZR] Lord Wizard Degon
- Uncraftable
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
My Ship sail's in the Morning
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #55
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Fucking Jackie Chan
Level 10 Flare Gun - Purchased
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
- Uncraftable
Martin Degon of Aberdeen
Level 29 - Found in Crate
Degon : " Don't JJ! Remember plan Degon! YOU FOOL OF A TOOK!
- Style: Imbued
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Purchased
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Uncraftable
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 2 Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Purchased
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Uncraftable
Battle Bunny Riven's Headpiece
Level 48 Hat - Traded
Riven : "JJ you can kiss my hands although they are stained" <3
Painted with Pink as Hell
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
The Lovers Quarrel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
Though we have our fights we always resolve them, let me show you how i do it
- +50% faster firing speed
- -60% damage penalty
Sylvia's Warm Winter Wear
Level 22 Hat - Crafted
Dear JJ - To keep your head toasty and your heart warm. Love - Sylvia Van Hossen
- Crafted by Sylvia Van Hossen
- Craft number: 104
- Style: Hipster
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
I wonder what's for Dinner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Uncraftable
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign - Steam Purchase
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Teufort Tooth Kicker #2910
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
- Crafted by |Onii| JJ Chan Hates Pricks
- Craft number: 2910
Painted with Pink as Hell
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Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
My Princess Lover's
Level 20 Flair! - Purchased
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Uncraftable
The Bunsen Brave
Level 55 Hat - Found in Crate
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Disciplinary Action #3111
Level 10 Riding Crop - Crafted
- Crafted by |Onii| JJ Chan Hates Pricks
- Craft number: 3111
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
- Untradable