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5704
Ali Baba's Wee Booties #5704
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 5704
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 5
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Gift
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • Gift from: Bigdawg
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Found in Crate
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Traded
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Crafted
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 86 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
NamedDescribed
 
Hustlemaster McPimpdaddy
Level 2 Hat - Traded
Fool, are you DEAF?!? It's A Pimp NAMED Slickback!!!
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 92 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
NamedDescribed
Pimpalicious Perception Protectors
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Where da white women at?!?
  • Untradable
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
 
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
21972
The Pomson 6000 #21972
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 21972
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 77 Shotgun - Crafted
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Found in Crate
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
Industrial Festivizer
Level 44 Hat - Timed Drop
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The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Haunted Master Mind
Level 39 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
The Pocket Purrer
Level 61 Satchel - Found in Crate
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Named
Anastasia
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 6 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Positively Inhumane Minigun
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Minigun - Traded
  • Kills: 876
Unremarkable Natascha
Level 5 Unremarkable Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Kills: 10
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
2925
Tomislav #2925
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 2925
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
5011
The Family Business #5011
Level 10 Shotgun - Crafted
  • +33% clip size
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 5011
  • -15% damage penalty
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
Strange Fists
Level 1 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Named
The Bouncer's Bandanna
Level 66 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Let's get physical. Physical.
  
Officer's Ushanka
Level 68 Hat - Traded
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with Team Spirit
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 40 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Style: J.R. Gyle
Security Shades
Level 13 Hat - Traded
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
3
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Traded
  • Ubers: 7
  • Kill Assists: 28
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 71 Hat - Found in Crate
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt - Timed Drop
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 14 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Hale's Own Backburner
Level 10 Hale's Own Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 10774
  • Allies Extinguished: 215
  • Posthumous Kills: 15
NamedDescribed
Flaming Death
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
You want a piece? COME. GET. SOME.
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Unremarkable Degreaser
Level 10 Unremarkable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 22
1514
The Phlogistinator #1514
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 1514
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Somewhat Threatening Rainblower
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 91
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Traded
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
Server-Clearing Shotgun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 2978
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Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Strange Lollichop
Level 93 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
The Neon Annihilator
Level 6 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Traded
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 0
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Blazing Bull
Level 66 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
NamedDescribed
  
Flame Grandmaster's Tribal Helm
Level 73 Hat - Traded
The trademark of the mighty Hevvy clan. Their rivalry with the Kaka clan rages.
  • Style: Stylish Paint
Painted with Team Spirit
 
Old Guadalajara
Level 54 Hat - Traded
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Fallen Angel
Level 83 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 90 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
7360
Baby Face's Blaster #7360
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
  • 40% more accurate
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 7360
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
7342
The Soda Popper #7342
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 7342
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 0
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
The Flying Guillotine
Level 10 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Traded
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Traded
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Traded
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
5
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Milkman
Level 90 Hat - Crafted
B-ankh!
Level 50 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted

Heads will roll.
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
3644
The Machina #3644
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • Crafted by ShasOrange
  • Craft number: 3644
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Sufficiently Lethal Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • Kills: 190
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 4
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
8786
The Cozy Camper #8786
Level 10 Backpack - Crafted
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 8786
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
NamedDescribed
 
Hevvy's Karate Black Belt of Doom
Level 88 Hat - Traded
October 6th, 2012: I received a Black Belt in Karate. This item marks the date.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
6
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
21857
The Liberty Launcher #21857
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
  • +40% projectile speed
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 21857
  • -25% clip size
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
Gift
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • Gift from: Bigdawg
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 36
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Traded
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Traded
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Traded
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Keep little healing man close.
 
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 48 Hat - Traded
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
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The Enforcer #20944
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 20944
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Strange Revolver - Traded
  • Kills: 2
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 40 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Crafted
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Strange Knife
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
54876
The Spy-cicle #54876
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 54876
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Traded
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
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Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 21 Hat - Timed Drop
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
 
Fancy Fedora
Level 40 Hat - Traded
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Under Cover
Level 26 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 17 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Rescue Ranger
Level 14 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
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Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 0
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Strange Part: Kills While Übercharged
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you're under the effect of a Medic's Übercharge.
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
  • Effect: Holy Glow
  • Untradable
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Haunted Executioner
Level 67 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghostly
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 16 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
  • Untradable
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
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  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 1
  • Untradable
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 4
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
2442
Power Up Canteen #2442
Level 26 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by Hevvy180 {ŦĐ/G4C/CD}
  • Craft number: 2442
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable