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The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Purchased
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Uncraftable
Genuine UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 9
  • Untradable
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Power Up Canteen
Level 82 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
  
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 6 Apparel - Timed Drop
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 6
  • Untradable
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
Epic Scattergun
Level 1 Epic Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 5523
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
NamedDescribed
BMOC
Level 63 Hat - Timed Drop
be big man on christmas with this fur-frigned pompom hat
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 6
  • Untradable
NamedDescribed
"ye hi, dick is big"
Level 1 Minigun - Timed Drop
gift from: "name the am hacking rev"
Named
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
Hale's Own Jarate
Level 5 Hale's Own Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 18983
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Hale's Own Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 34880
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
Hale's Own Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Grenade Launcher - Traded
  • Kills: 16511
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Uncraftable
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Unusual Professional's Panama
Level 42 Hat - Traded
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
  • Effect: Circling Heart
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Named
  
Unusuel Sober Stuntman
Level 4 Hat - Traded
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
  • Crafted by Real men wear pink
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 4 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
NamedGift
"Strange The Am Original"
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • Gift from: Sir ducky
Gift
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Gifted
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
  • Gift from: [USA] heatpro
NamedDescribed
Strange Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Kill:0 S
The Selfless Samaritan's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Selfless Samaritan's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 193
  • Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 98 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
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The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 77 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Rage-Inducing Bushwacka
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Kukri - Traded
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 2309
Gift
  
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Gift from: Sir ducky
  • Untradable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
NamedDescribedGift
Strange Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Kill: 0 Scout Kill: 0 Spy Kill: 0 Sniper Kill: 0
  • Gift from: who
Wicked Nasty Direct Hit
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 613
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Named
Barack Obama's Health Care
Level 1 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
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Gift
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift - Wrapped Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!
  • Contains: Strange Sniper Rifle
  • Gift from: who
 
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastly
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 2010-05-23 17:16:48
  • Untradable
Named
henderson dick= big
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 300
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
Gift
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 52 Hat - Purchased
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
  • Gift from: n i k a l o o
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Face-Melting Ubersaw
Level 10 Face-Melting Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 1343
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 8 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 8
  • Untradable
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate