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Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item - Achievement
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It whispers faintly...'heads'...
  • Untradable
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode. You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when you complete a mission.
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
  • Untradable
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Hideous
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Agro | KritzKast.com (Q)<
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Ruskeydoo (Q)< -ßЯҢ- KK
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Ducksink
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Populus
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: NAPY DA WIRE
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Populus
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #58
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Hideous
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: NAPY DA WIRE
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Agro | KritzKast.com (Q)<
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [AP] Izanagi
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: >>--The Heartsman--->
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [AP] Hammock
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: havent
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [AP] Izanagi
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [TLOC] TheCakeBaker
  • Crate Series #55
2
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BeepBoopBapaul
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [TLOC] TheCakeBaker
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Ruskeydoo (Q)< -ßЯҢ- KK
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [awesome]Josiahgitt
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NAPY DA WIRE
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Populus
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Liquid Fire @H|H
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [MaBro] *Fantasy ♥
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Populus
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Agro | KritzKast.com (Q)<
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Hideous
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NAPY DA WIRE
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Gadget | TF2Maps
  • Crate Series #56
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Σ | Larval Extract
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Populus
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: ShadowForce75
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Ducksink
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Agro | KritzKast.com (Q)<
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: save_us.626 | .ps
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Σ | Fieryshu
  • Crate Series #56
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BubbleBobbler. QUACK! (Q)<
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: >>--The Heartsman--->
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Rain*
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: ShadowForce75
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: ShadowForce75
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Ben the wonder taco 5
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NAPY DA WIRE
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Ruskeydoo (Q)< -ßЯҢ- KK
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [AP] Izanagi
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [AP] Izanagi
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [AP] Izanagi
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #57
3
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Populus
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [AP] Izanagi
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Populus
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: [AP] Izanagi
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: BANG!
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Agro | KritzKast.com (Q)<
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: NeoDement
  • Crate Series #57
Gift
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool - Gifted
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
  • Gift from: saints
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool - Timed Drop
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool - Purchased
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool - Timed Drop
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
 
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Indubitably Green
 
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
 
Pink as Hell
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Pink as Hell
 
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Drably Olive
 
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
 
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
 
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
 
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Traded
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - PDA2
Level 1 Craft Item - Timed Drop
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
  • Untradable
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastly
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Gift
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Traded
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
  • Gift from: ΧΣПΛΣΓΘ
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
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Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
  • Effect: Holy Glow
  • Untradable
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Steam Purchase
Left 4 You.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 68 Hat - Timed Drop
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Traded
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Traded
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
  • Untradable
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
  • Style: Aperture Logo
Genuine Public Accessor
Level 1 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
This broken antenna cap is the perfect receiver for any local radio stations broadcasting up to twenty feet away from you. Tune in to all the hits from local-area ham radio operators, walkie-talkie enthusiasts, and small children with soup cans connected by old wire.
  • Untradable
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 45 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 86 Hat - Found in Crate
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Can't stop the signal.
  • Untradable
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
  • Untradable
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
  
Community Wiki Cap
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
NamedDescribedGift
Congratulatory party hat... of partying
Level 28 Hat - Traded
Happy 19th birthday SmashMan!
  • Gift from: Nerfed
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
  • Untradable
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge - Timed Drop
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
  • Hire Date: 2008-08-06 11:12:00
  • Untradable
The Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 0
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Earbuds
Level 14 Hat - Timed Drop
OSX represent!
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - CD Key
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 53 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 73 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence.
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge - Third-Party Promotion
Self-Made Electric Badge-aloo
Level 50 Badge - Steam Workshop Contribution
This badge's monocle lets you know it can't see, the cane tells you it's at death's door, and the top hat says it's rich! Marry this badge before some other gold digger snaps it up!
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
<no employment record found>
  • Crafted by Smashman...
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
  • Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
  • Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Gift
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Gifted
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
  • Gift from: saints
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
5
25
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Steam Purchase
  • Quantity: 25
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Traded
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 4
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Traded
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Traded
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
Power Up Canteen
Level 80 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
199
The Soda Popper #199
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • Crafted by Smashman...
  • Craft number: 199
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
Gift
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Gifted
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Gift from: saints
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - MvM Squad surplus reward
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
4102
The Winger #4102
Level 15 Pistol - Crafted
  • +15% damage bonus
  • Crafted by Smashman...
  • Craft number: 4102
  • -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Traded
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Steam Purchase
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - MvM Squad surplus reward
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Traded
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Flipped Trilby
Level 27 Hat - Traded
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 15 Hat - Traded
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
The Wrap Battler
Level 9 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Batter's Helmet
Level 79 Hat - Purchased
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 31 Hat - Timed Drop
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Bombing Run
Level 63 Hat - Traded
Death from above!
Whoopee Cap
Level 65 Hat - Traded
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
B-ankh!
Level 74 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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The Futankhamun
Level 41 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel - Steam Purchase
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel - Traded
The Bolt Boy
Level 20 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bear
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 23 Apparel - Halloween Drop
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • Uncraftable
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Gifted

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
11119
The Cozy Camper #11119
Level 10 Backpack - Crafted
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Crafted by Jeremiah the bullfrog
  • Craft number: 11119
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - MvM Badge completion reward
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 70 Hat - Traded
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Larrikin Robin
Level 41 Hat - Traded
Soldered Sensei
Level 35 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 78 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 50 Hat - Traded
Gone Snipin'.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 68 Hat - Traded
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 11 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 32 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
4311
The Mantreads #4311
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Smashman...
  • Craft number: 4311
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Sufficiently Lethal Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
  • Kills: 212
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
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Community Shotgun
Level 50 Shotgun - Support Granted
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Traded
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Steam Purchase
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
23806
Hero's Hachimaki #23806
Level 35 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by MaxOfS2D
  • Craft number: 23806
The Idiot Box
Level 95 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 64 Hat - Timed Drop
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 95 Hat - Traded
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
 
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 70 Hat - Traded
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Painted with Australium Gold
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 26 Hat - Traded
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Described
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 29 Hat - Traded
This is my hat. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 89 Hat - Traded
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
The Team Captain
Level 40 Hat - Purchased
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Uncraftable
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 13 Hat - Traded
The Steel Pipes
Level 65 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 30 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 64 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal - Timed Drop
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
  • Medal no. 5634
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Gift
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Gifted
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Gift from: saints
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Purchased
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Uncraftable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
813
The Splendid Screen #813
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Crafted by Smashman...
  • Craft number: 813
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Mildly Menacing Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 68
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Purchased
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
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Scarcely Lethal Bottle
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 29
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
I put on my wizard's hat.
Demoman's Fro
Level 82 Hat - Traded
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 29 Hat - Timed Drop
 
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 14 Hat - Traded
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Unusual Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 36 Hat - Traded
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
  • Effect: Massed Flies
Sober Stuntman
Level 58 Hat - Traded
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
The Hair of the Dog
Level 42 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask - Steam Purchase
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 18 Hat - Purchased
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
  • Uncraftable
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Battery Bandolier
Level 10 Decorative Bombs - MvM Squad surplus reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
The Scottish Snarl
Level 1 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 46 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Bolted Bombardier
Level 10 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Purchased
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Crafted
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • Crafted by Smashman...
  • -10% damage penalty
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 61 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Crafted
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Crafted by Smashman...
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Purchased
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • Uncraftable
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Traded
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 86 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Gift
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Gifted
  • Gift from: Blink Daggeuh
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 33 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
German Gonzila
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
 
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 5 Hat - Timed Drop
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 21 Hat - Traded
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 64 Hat - Traded
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 10 Glasses - Traded
Nothing
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
Blighted Beak
Level 4 Hat - Traded
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 13 Hat - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
The Byte'd Beak
Level 65 Hat - Found in Crate
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
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Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Purchased
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Uncraftable
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
  • Uncraftable
1627
The Family Business #1627
Level 10 Shotgun - Traded
  • +33% clip size
  • Craft number: 1627
  • -15% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Crafted by Smashman...
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - MvM Squad surplus reward
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Purchased
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
The Big Chief
Level 83 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Coupe D'isaster
Level 33 Hat - Timed Drop
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 33 Hat - Timed Drop
The U-clank-a
Level 29 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
 
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 76 Hat - Traded
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 69 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
 
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 26 Hat - Traded
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 47 Hat - Traded
The Tungsten Toque
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 - Steam Purchase
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Squad surplus reward
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 6
Gore-Spattered Degreaser
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 496
Vintage Backburner
Level 72 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
3013
The Manmelter #3013
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Craft number: 3013
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
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The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Lollichop
Level 74 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
Strange Lollichop
Level 83 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 1
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Traded
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 81 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign - Steam Purchase
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - MvM Squad surplus reward
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Spectacularly Lethal Axtinguisher
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 278
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
574
Hottie's Hoodie #574
Level 18 Hat - Traded
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
  • Craft number: 574
The Blazing Bull
Level 96 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Gift
Prancer's Pride
Level 5 Hat - Gifted
  • Gift from: [VGN] Albion
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 81 Hat - Traded
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Napper's Respite
Level 37 Hat - Timed Drop
After a long day of burning scouts.
  
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 46 Hat - Traded
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Painted with Team Spirit
Old Guadalajara
Level 94 Hat - Traded
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
 
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 63 Hat - Timed Drop
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Handyman's Handle
Level 39 Hat - Traded
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack - Steam Purchase
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
The Fallen Angel
Level 52 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Tail From the Crypt
Level 72 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 48 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
The Filamental
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 49 Hat - Traded
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal Revolver
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Revolver - Traded
  • Kills: 31
6077
The Big Earner #6077
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • Crafted by Smashman...
  • Craft number: 6077
  • -25 max health on wearer
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Traded
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Steam Purchase
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
16223
The Spy-cicle #16223
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Craft number: 16223
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Notably Dangerous Knife
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 144
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 83 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper - Steam Purchase
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
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Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 58 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Notably Dangerous Dead Ringer
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 147
Détective Noir
Level 70 Hat - Traded
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 64 Hat - Timed Drop
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Fancy Fedora
Level 1 Hat - Traded
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 44 Hat - Traded
Because real espionage is an artform.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 33 Hat - Traded
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Le Party Phantom
Level 74 Hat - Timed Drop
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Found in Crate
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Gift
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Gifted
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Gift from: saints
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
Buckaroos Hat
Level 59 Hat - Traded
 
Buckaroos Hat
Level 69 Hat - Traded
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 17 Hat - Traded
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 97 Hat - Timed Drop
Safe'n'Sound
Level 88 Hat - Traded
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Hotrod
Level 34 Hat - Traded
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
The Buzz Killer
Level 39 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Googly Gazer
Level 27 Hat - Traded
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
  • Style: Machine in the Man
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 68 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 78 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Uncraftable
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Timed Drop
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Steam Purchase
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 18 Pocket Buddy - Traded
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
Mecha-Medes
Level 65 - Found in Crate
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.