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The Superfan
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Described
The Essential Accessories
Limited Level 10 Apparel - Steam Purchase
С✪ПⅤЕɌЅЕ ✩ ALL STAR®
  • Limited quantity
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
  • Style: Pigmentation Gained
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion - Traded
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Lucky No. 42
Limited Level 10 Beach Towel - Purchased
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
  • Limited quantity
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Flip-Flops
Limited Level 10 Flip-Flops - Purchased
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
  • Limited quantity
  • Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick your teeth in.
Painted with Operator's Overalls
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel - Found in Crate
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Jingle all the way
Painted with Operator's Overalls
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 100 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Genuine Beastly Bonnet
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This ceremonial headdress tells your enemies that you have the heart of a lion, the strength of a bear, the speed of a cheetah, and the rotting head of a cheetah.
Genuine Cheet Sheet
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This cheetah-print skirt intimidates on the battlefield while allowing for freedom of movement. Let's be honest, it doesn't do a bad job of showing off those man-curves either.
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the stomach for dressing up like a moth.
  • Style: With Headphones
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 100 Wings - Crafted
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
Flunkyware
Level 100 Apparel - Purchased
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time.
Taunt: Deep Fried Desire
Level 100 Special Taunt - Purchased
Scout Taunt
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Vintage Batter's Helmet
Limited Level 100 Hat - Traded
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 100 Hat - Traded
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: Older School
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Painted with Cream Spirit
The Milkman
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Bombing Run
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Death from above!
Painted with Team Spirit
Flipped Trilby
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Front Runner
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty candles in the wind.
  • Style: Indifferent
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Style: Headphones Disengaged
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Brotherhood of Arms
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Straight outta 2Fort.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Greased Lightning
Level 100 Hair - Timed Drop
"I'm the only one on this team not balding! Damn right I'm gonna make my hair look good!"
  • Style: No Headset
Runner's Warm-Up
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
The Frickin' Sweet Ninja Hood
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
Thirst Blood
Limited Level 100 Hair - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
Bonk Boy
Level 100 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Aerodynamic Classic
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat - Traded
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Described
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses - Timed Drop
Intermission In the Third Dimension
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Show balls who is the boss.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 100 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
The Fast Learner
Level 100 Shirt - Timed Drop
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Track Terrorizer
Level 100 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Digit Divulger
Level 100 Gloves - Found in Crate
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
  • Style: Leather Closed
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages - Steam Purchase
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless.
The Breakneck Baggies
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
Combining the comfort of pajamas with the genital-concealing subterfuge of pants, these aerodynamic trackies will let your enemies know you're a man of mystery who probably got a good night's sleep.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Caffeine Cooler
Level 100 Cooler - Found in Crate
"Each canna Bonk's got four thousand percent of the daily caffeine a body needs, so you KNOW it's good for ya. And I drink 'em by the case, so I'm extra healthy."
The Cool Cat Cardigan
Level 100 Apparel - Timed Drop
"Boom! Now I'm in the fifties! I look good in ANY decade!"
The Half-Pipe Hurdler
Level 100 Skateboard - Found in Crate
"My moves are SICK, brother. Ask your girlfriend, cause she's been watchin'. Don't blame her, she's only human."
Painted with Australium Gold
The Flapjack
Level 100 Apparel - Timed Drop
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Sack Fulla Smissmas
Limited Level 60 Backpack - Third-Party Promotion
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
  • Limited quantity
Chucklenuts
Level 100 Mascot - Found in Crate
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The Flying Guillotine
Level 100 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
Described
Vintage Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Traded
Tag, you're it!
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Back Scatter
Level 100 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
  • -34% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% less accurate
Notably Dangerous Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Lunch Box - Found in Crate
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
  • Food Items Eaten: 173
Described
Wicked Nasty Boston Basher
Level 25 Wicked Nasty Bat - Traded
FLESHPOUND ...TENDERIZE!!! HAHAHA!!!
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  • Kills: 533
  • Posthumous Kills: 18
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirstier
Described
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Traded
Tag, you're it!
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Timed Drop
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
Described
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Some good old fashioned Cola!
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Exorcism
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Gore-Spattered Flying Guillotine
Level 100 Gore-Spattered Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 363
  • Critical Kills: 203
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 35
  • Posthumous Kills: 7
  • Style: Thirsty
Unremarkable Fan O'War
Level 5 Unremarkable Gunbai - Found in Crate
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -90% damage penalty
  • Kills: 12
Described
Server-Clearing Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Server-Clearing Scattergun - Found in Crate
ᴳᴼᵀᵀᴬ ᴳᴼ FAST
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
  • Kills: 2589
Collector's Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Uncharitable Pistol - Recipe output
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 127
  • Pyros Killed: 29
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Spectacularly Lethal Soda Popper
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 338
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
Described
Uncharitable Atomizer
Level 10 Uncharitable Bat - Found in Crate
1st rule of the Flight Club: Don't melee with the Flight Club
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 130
  • Taunt Kills: 13
Face-Melting Shortstop
Level 1 Face-Melting Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 1127
Described
Server-Clearing Mad Milk
Level 5 Server-Clearing Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes
  • Sodden Victims: 3405
  • Allies Extinguished: 636
Described
Notably Dangerous Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Notably Dangerous Fish - Found in Crate
Hey, kids, give it up for Sammy the Salmon and his amazing salmon dance
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Humiliations: 172
Described
Server-Clearing Scattergun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Scattergun - Found in Crate
My Li'l ΡϢΝУ
  • Exorcism
  • Kills: 3929
  • Heavies Killed: 212
  • Scouts Killed: 519
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Rage-Inducing Pistol
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Pistol - Traded
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 2409
Described
Unremarkable Bat
Level 1 Unremarkable Bat - Found in Crate
I feel like buying a hooker and beating some triads
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 10
Described
Gore-Spattered Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Scattergun - Found in Crate
Blast your enemy's to hazards (Hell) with this abomination of recoil.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 434
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Rage-Inducing Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Lunch Box - Found in Crate
  • Food Items Eaten: 1632
Described
Gore-Spattered Sandman
Level 15 Gore-Spattered Bat - Traded
Forget the curveball, give him the Rhubarb
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 474
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Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Limited Level 100 Medal - Traded
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
  • Medal no. 4852
  • Limited quantity
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 100 Uniform - Traded
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Described
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Where's the bloody quack when you want one?
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 100 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Kringle Collection
Level 100 Coat - Found in Crate
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 100 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
Soldier's Stogie
Level 100 Cigar - Timed Drop
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Style: Yuurei
Painted with Australium Gold
The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 100 Coat - Purchased
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a sensible hour!"
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Founding Father
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
The Hornblower
Level 100 Coat - Found in Crate
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars! If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back! If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
Painted with Australium Gold
The Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Level 100 Cosmetic Armor - Found in Crate
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun. This shoulder is CLOSED!"
Painted with Cream Spirit
The Colonial Clogs
Level 100 Shoes - Found in Crate
"I can confirm that these are George Washington's actual shoes, because I found them buried two feet up an Englishman's ass!"
The War on Smissmas Battle Socks
Limited Level 40 Decorative Bombs - Third-Party Promotion
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
  • Limited quantity
Marshall's Mutton Chops
Level 100 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
The Killer's Kit
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Lone Survivor
Limited Level 100 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
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Vintage Soldier's Stash
Limited Level 100 Cosmetic Item - Traded
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with An Air of Debonair
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 100 Hat - Traded
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Genuine Tyrant's Helm
Level 100 Hat - CD Key
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Genuine Stainless Pot
Level 100 Hat - CD Key
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 100 Hat - Traded
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Described
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 100 Hat - Traded
S.S.D.D.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Described
Lumbricus Lid
Limited Level 100 Hat - Traded
Hallelujah !!!
  • Limited quantity
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Honcho's Headgear
Level 100 Hat - Traded
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Painted with Team Spirit
Stout Shako
Level 100 Hat - Traded
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Painted with Team Spirit
Exquisite Rack
Level 100 Cosmetic Item - Traded
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Defiant Spartan
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 100 Hat - Traded
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Described
The Team Captain
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Our lawyers say 'OBJECTION!'
Armored Authority
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Unusual Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Smoking
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Described
The Lucky Shot
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
His rocket was close. I got a new hat. My crocket was closer. He lost his face.
The Conquistador
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
  • Style: With Helmet
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
Painted with Cream Spirit
The War Pig
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
  • Style: Conspicuous
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
  • Style: Pro
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
  • Style: Peek-a-boo...
The Cloud Crasher
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
The Rebel Rouser
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
"Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in France die and nobody told me?"
Painted with Team Spirit
The Valley Forge
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
This tricorn is a tribute to our country's greatest President. The tiny medal on it is a tribute to the ribbony children's medal he won for inventing America.
The Whirly Warrior
Level 100 Helmet - Found in Crate
"To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the Eiffel Tower, which I'm about to bring down. This concludes our helicopter tour of France."
Painted with After Eight
The Federal Casemaker
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
"Men, if we are going to take down Al Capone, we will need to be in the FBI. Step one: These hats."
The War on Smissmas Battle Hood
Limited Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: No Helmet
Genuine Big Daddy
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world, joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.
Genuine First American
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin will think he invented another version of himself!
Genuine Gilded Guard
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
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Described
Epic Black Box
Level 5 Epic Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
Ι Ð Ð Ԛ Ð
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 5844
  • Gib Kills: 3773
  • Kills While Low Health: 65
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Rage-Inducing Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Rage-Inducing Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
  • Banners Deployed: 2231
Somewhat Threatening Pain Train
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 86
  • Defenders Killed: 1
Described
Hale's Own Original
Level 5 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
DEFCON 1
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 14275
  • Gib Kills: 12288
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 3328
  • Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 957
Rage-Inducing Concheror
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Sashimono - Found in Crate
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Banners Deployed: 2262
Described
Positively Inhumane Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Katana - Found in Crate
Imbued with an ancient power: Ӊαϯϯοrᶖ Ӊαηzō (服部 半蔵)
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Kills: 893
  • Kills While Low Health: 3
  • Taunt Kills: 2
Described
Positively Inhumane Frying Pan
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Frying Pan - Purchased
You're gonna squeal before we cook ya
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 980
  • Tanks Destroyed: 1
Described
Collector's Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Recipe output
В.Ғ.С.М.⒌Κ.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
Described
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
Pew Pew Pew!
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Described
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
Nine Inch Nail, Bringin' the pain!
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Described
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Traded
Gibbing since 1996
Uncharitable Air Strike
Level 100 Uncharitable Rocket Launcher - Crafted
  • Increased attack speed while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • -25% clip size
  • -15% explosion radius
  • Kills: 111
  • Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 58
  • Gib Kills: 94
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Traded
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Killstreaks Active
Server-Clearing Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 2774
  • Gib Kills: 1602
Described
Server-Clearing Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Server-Clearing Shotgun - Found in Crate
This is my airspace. You are not welcome in my airspace
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 4435
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 2064
  • Taunt Kills: 3
Described
Server-Clearing Market Gardener
Level 10 Server-Clearing Shovel - Found in Crate
Can you dig it?
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 3347
  • Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 1427
Described
Rage-Inducing Beggar's Bazooka
Level 100 Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
BIG BADA BOOM!!!
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
  • Kills: 2320
  • Gib Kills: 2017
  • Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 197
  • Point Blank Kills: 31
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 100 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
Vintage Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Traded
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Described
Hale's Custom Mantreads
Level 10 Hale's Custom Boots - Found in Crate
My Brother is an Italian Plumber
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Opponents Flattened: 871
Described
Wicked Nasty Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Riding Crop - Found in Crate
Win by a hare
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 613
  • Teammates Whipped: 29812
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 122
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 17
  • Defenders Killed: 23
Described
Hale's Own Direct Hit
Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
☠ Explosive Ordnance Disposal ☠
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 16246
  • Gib Kills: 12304
  • Buildings Destroyed: 2365
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 2166
Collector's Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Recipe output
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 100 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
Described
Wicked Nasty Equalizer
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Pickaxe - Found in Crate
Dead man's switch
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 665
  • Kills While Low Health: 17
  • Taunt Kills: 2
Described
Truly Feared Escape Plan
Level 10 Truly Feared Pickaxe - Found in Crate
Dead man's switch
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Kills: 266
  • Kills While Low Health: 67
  • Taunt Kills: 16
Described
Hale's Own Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
☠ Shock and Awe ☠
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 17780
  • Gib Kills: 8223
  • Buildings Destroyed: 1014
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 1666
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Server-Clearing Shotgun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Shotgun - Found in Crate
Open wide!
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 4518
  • Taunt Kills: 2
Uncharitable Shovel
Level 1 Uncharitable Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 121
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
Described
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
I'm currently: ☒ Pocketing ☑ Roaming
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
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Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 100 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Foster's Facade
Limited Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
  • Limited quantity
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Limited Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
  • Limited quantity
Fabulous Stockbroker's Scarf
Limited Level 1 Fabulous Hat - Traded
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 2142
Stockbroker's Scarf
Limited Level 1 Hat - Traded
  • Limited quantity
Foster's Facade
Limited Level 1 Hat - Traded
  • Limited quantity
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience - Timed Drop
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank - Timed Drop
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
The Jingle Belt
Level 100 Bells - Found in Crate
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
  • Jingle all the way
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot - Steam Purchase
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The HazMat Headcase
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
  • Style: Streamlined
Painted with Team Spirit
The Burning Bongos
Level 100 Bongos - Timed Drop
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 100 Backpack - Timed Drop
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack - Steam Purchase
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 100 Backpack - Found in Crate
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Nose Candy
Level 100 Mask - Purchased
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
  • Style: Horrific
Painted with #400000
Rail Spikes
Level 100 Spikes - Purchased
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
Painted with Operator's Overalls
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
  • Style: Without Stripes
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Mair Mask
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Comes with a full can of MAIR, Mann Co.'s air substitute! One part nitrogen, no parts oxygen, NINE parts electrolytes—Mair gives regular air a kick in the pants for manly lungs on the go.
Painted with After Eight
Genuine Steel Sixpack
Level 1 Cosmetic Armor - Steam Purchase
This wrought-iron cuirass has been exactingly molded from the imaginary muscles you wish you had.
The Backpack Broiler
Level 100 Barbeque - Found in Crate
I've got your back... steaks.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
El Muchacho
Level 100 Poncho - Timed Drop
Cosplay as a sleepy cowboy with this authentic 19th century sleeveless fleece snuggie.
The Soot Suit
Level 100 Shirt - Timed Drop
Business up front. Ten deadly gallons of pressurized gas in the back.
The Air Raider
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Designed specifically for hotshot pilots, this mask only distributes oxygen if you're doing a cool barrel roll into the Danger Zone.
The Portable Smissmas Spirit Dispenser
Limited Level 10 Snow Globe - Third-Party Promotion
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
  • Limited quantity
Tiny Timber
Level 100 Backpack - Crafted
The Toy Tailor
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
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Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Limited Level 100 Hat - Traded
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 100 Hat - CD Key
Painted with Cream Spirit
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 100 Hat - Traded
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Genuine Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 100 Hat - CD Key
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 100 Hat - Traded
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Attendant
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Handyman's Handle
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Painted with Operator's Overalls
Napper's Respite
Level 100 Hat - Traded
After a long day of burning scouts.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Old Guadalajara
Level 100 Hat - Traded
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Madame Dixie
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 100 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Stylish Paint
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Prancer's Pride
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 100 Hat - Traded
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Painted with Operator's Overalls
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
You're today's theme ingredient...
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Stately Steel Toe
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Described
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Archimedes ?
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
  • Tradable After: 2012-03-25 05:52:18
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Bubble Pipe
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Head Warmer
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with A Mann's Mint
The Burning Bandana
Level 100 Bandana - Timed Drop
Time to clean house.
The Hive Minder
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
The leading cause of death on the battlefield? You guessed it: Bee stings.
The Bone Dome
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Comes with a visor capable of shielding your eyes from the harsh glare of people running away from you on fire.
The Cotton Head
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
The Mishap Mercenary
Limited Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Traded
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace will smoke anything placed inside it.
Painted with #400000
Genuine Centurion
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Unlike those cheap knock-offs, the brush part of THIS centurion helmet is made from the HEAD hair of your fallen enemies.
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The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 100 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Described
Notably Dangerous Back Scratcher
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Garden Rake - Found in Crate
Your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 160
Spectacularly Lethal Neon Annihilator
Level 100 Spectacularly Lethal Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 297
  • Critical Kills: 275
  • Sappers Removed: 31
  • Submerged Enemy Kills: 31
Notably Dangerous Rainblower
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 138
  • Projectiles Reflected: 3
  • Allies Extinguished: 0
  • Taunt Kills: 0
Gore-Spattered Scorch Shot
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 359
  • Taunt Kills: 9
Described
Strange Lollichop
Level 100 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Candyasses!
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 9
Fabricator
Level 93 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Kit
Level 5 Specialized Killstreak Kit - Recipe output
Used to add killstreak properties and a cool sheen to an item.

Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button before a new kit can be applied.
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
Sufficiently Lethal Homewrecker
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 192
  • Sappers Removed: 469
  • Buildings Destroyed: 645
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign - Steam Purchase
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Described
Collector's Phlogistinator
Level 10 Server-Clearing Flame Thrower - Recipe output
Nero Claudius Cæsar would be so proud
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • Halloween Fire
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
  • Kills: 2644
  • Damage Dealt: 492120
  • Critical Kills: 1219
  • Tanks Destroyed: 265
Described
Collector's Manmelter
Level 30 Strange Indivisible Particle Smasher - Recipe output
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 8
  • Allies Extinguished: 30
  • Critical Kills: 1
  • Taunt Kills: 0
Described
Collector's Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Recipe output
Let's just ping everyone all at once
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
Described
Epic Degreaser
Level 10 Epic Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Speed kills
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 7169
  • Projectiles Reflected: 6728
  • Allies Extinguished: 2154
Gore-Spattered Detonator
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 431
  • Taunt Kills: 8
Described
Rage-Inducing Powerjack
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Sledgehammer - Traded
Stop! Hammer time
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 1659
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Uncharitable Flame Thrower
Level 1 Uncharitable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 104
  • Projectiles Reflected: 54
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun - Timed Drop
Scarcely Lethal Fire Axe
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 33
Positively Inhumane Backburner
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 767
  • Projectiles Reflected: 196
  • Critical Kills: 265
Described
Server-Clearing Flare Gun
Level 10 Server-Clearing Flare Gun - Found in Crate
No face shall go unmelted
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 2774
  • Taunt Kills: 0
Truly Feared Axtinguisher
Level 10 Truly Feared Fire Axe - Traded
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 249
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
Anti-Spyware solution provided by: Kaspersky Lab
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage vs players
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
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A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Timed Drop
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 100 Mystical Lamp - Timed Drop
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Snapped Pupil
Level 100 Photograph - Crafted
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
The Liquor Locker
Level 100 Treasure - Timed Drop
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Operator's Overalls
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Limited Level 100 Hat - Traded
  • Limited quantity
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 100 Hat - CD Key
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 100 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Garish and Overbearing
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Genuine Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 100 Hat - CD Key
  • Style: Tasteful and Refined
Described
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 100 Hat - Traded
They see me rollin', they hatin'
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Epic Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 100 Epic Mascot - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Points Scored: 4426
  • Style: Essential
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 100 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Style: Whatever
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Gaelic Garb
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
"And we'll tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM! To wear these POOFY SHIRTS! What's that, Havish? Oh. AND THESE SASHES!"
The Cool Breeze
Level 100 Kilt - Timed Drop
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Carouser's Capotain
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Painted with Operator's Overalls
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Sober Stuntman
Level 100 Hat - Traded
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Scotch Bonnet
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Described
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 100 Hat - Traded
♛ In terra caecorum monoculus rex ♛
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Dark Age Defender
Level 100 Cosmetic Armor - Crafted
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a Merlin.
The Whiskey Bib
Level 100 Puffy Shirt - Found in Crate
"Sometimes when yer swiggin' woodgrain alcohol from a clay jug, a wee bit can miss the mouth, like. Catch those precious drops with a genuine Scottish whiskey bib."
The Hurt Locher
Level 100 Apparel - Timed Drop
Everyone likes to watch their enemies blow up. But if you're close enough to get a really good look, you'll blow up too. It is life's greatest tragedy.
The Gaelic Golf Bag
Level 100 Golf Clubs - Found in Crate
"Ach, t'is a Cinderella story! Outta nowhere. A former demolitions expert, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the bloody hole!"
Private Eye
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Reggaelator
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
  • Style: Bones
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Tam O' Shanter
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Mann of the Seven Sees
Limited Level 100 Coat - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
The Glasgow Great Helm
Level 100 Helmet - Timed Drop
This knight's helm is perfect for defending against 12th century offensive weaponry, like swords, sticks and definitely-not-bullets.
The Stormin' Norman
Level 100 Helmet - Found in Crate
This knight's helm was painstakingly recreated using stills from the classic time travel episode (Ep 417: "A K.I.T.T. in King Arthur's Court") of the hit TV show Knight Rider.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
The Tartan Spartan
Level 100 Helmet - Found in Crate
"Lads, tonight we DRINK IN HELL! And it's only noon right now, so let's ALSO DRINK RIGHT HERE!"
Tartan Tyrolean
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Tartantaloons
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Are these Scottish pantaloons historically accurate? You got us. Why don't you go ask your boyfriend History?
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat - Traded
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat - Traded
I put on my wizard's hat.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask - Traded
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Painted with Cream Spirit
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Spirit Animal - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Genuine Tartan Shade
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This patterned cloak lets you skulk undetected in any plaid-covered shadows.
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Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 92 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Collector's Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Recipe output
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Tide Turner
Level 100 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +25% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Full turning control while charging
  • Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Kit
Level 5 Specialized Killstreak Kit - Recipe output
Used to add killstreak properties and a cool sheen to an item.

Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button before a new kit can be applied.
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
Described
Collector's Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Recipe output
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
Notably Dangerous Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Notably Dangerous Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • Exorcism
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2012-05-20 16:43:21
  • Kills: 167
Collector's Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Recipe output
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Sufficiently Lethal Splendid Screen
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Shield - Found in Crate
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 202
  • Style: Spike
Spectacularly Lethal Persian Persuader
Level 10 Spectacularly Lethal Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 348
  • Taunt Kills: 1
Kit
Level 5 Specialized Killstreak Kit - Recipe output
Used to add killstreak properties and a cool sheen to an item.

Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button before a new kit can be applied.
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Immune to the effects of afterburn.
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
Careful with this axe, Eugene...
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Described
Server-Clearing Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Server-Clearing Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
I'm gonna bring the rain o' pain on 'em!
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 4338
  • Gib Kills: 3640
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 453
Face-Melting Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 1033
  • Gib Kills: 672
  • Robots Destroyed: 16666
  • Giant Robots Destroyed: 709
Rage-Inducing Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Rage-Inducing Stick Bomb - Found in Crate
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 1619
  • Gib Kills: 1154
Gore-Spattered Loose Cannon
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
  • Kills: 490
  • Double Donks: 340
  • Gib Kills: 380
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 146
Mildly Menacing Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Immune to the effects of afterburn.
  • Exorcism
  • Kills: 49
Server-Clearing Eyelander
Level 5 Server-Clearing Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 3772
  • Taunt Kills: 11
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Found in Crate
Fore!
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Described
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
Provided by: Fight Against Grenade Spam
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
Server-Clearing Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Server-Clearing Grenade Launcher - Traded
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Kills: 3416
  • Gib Kills: 1280
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 118
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Server-Clearing Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Server-Clearing Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 3815
  • Gib Kills: 1825
  • Buildings Destroyed: 259
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Scarcely Lethal Bottle
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Bottle - Found in Crate
Yeah, booze'll do that to ya
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 43
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
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Large Luchadore
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
  • Style: El Picante Grande
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Security Shades
Level 100 Hat - Traded
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox - Found in Crate
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
Vintage Football Helmet
Limited Level 100 Hat - Traded
  • Limited quantity
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 100 Hat - Traded
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Genuine Officer's Ushanka
Level 100 Hat - CD Key
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Tough Guy's Toque
Level 100 Hat - CD Key
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Painted with Cream Spirit
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 100 Apparel - Timed Drop
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 100 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Style: Outdoorsmen
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 100 Hair - Found in Crate
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Tyurtlenek
Level 100 Shirt - Found in Crate
Around the skinny neck of an intellectual, jewel thief or Frenchman, a turtleneck tells people: "Please open-hand slap me in the face." On the iron frame of the Heavy, it says only: "I wear what I want."
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 100 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Hard Counter
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Pugilist's Protector
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with Team Spirit
Coupe D'isaster
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Painted with Cream Spirit
Dealer's Visor
Limited Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Big Chief
Level 100 Hat - Traded
The Gabe Glasses
Level 100 Glasses - Found in Crate
"These glasses help Heavy read sad stupid poem on your tombstone."
The Heavy-Weight Champ
Level 100 Championship Belt - Found in Crate
"This belt tells babies that Heavy is champ. Big belt champ of all time."
Painted with Cream Spirit
The Red Army Robin
Level 100 Mascot - Timed Drop
"Is tiny bird. Is adorable. TELL BIRD HE IS PRETTY!"
Weight Room Warmer
Level 100 Apparel - Timed Drop
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
The Capo's Capper
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Copper's Hard Top
Level 100 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Lawless
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with Team Spirit
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
The Mann of the House
Level 100 Apparel - Timed Drop
The War Goggles
Level 100 Glasses - Found in Crate
Painted with Team Spirit
Pocket Heavy
Limited Level 100 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
The Unshaved Bear
Limited Level 100 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
The Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Let's get physical. Physical.
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Steam Purchase
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Mask - Steam Purchase
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt - Steam Purchase
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Painted with Cream Spirit
Genuine Die Regime-Panzerung
Level 1 Cosmetic Armor - Steam Purchase
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
The Tsarboosh
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
"Does little hat make Heavy's head look big? TELL TRUTH."
Minnesota Slick
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Genuine Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm
Level 1 Helmet - Steam Purchase
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
The Cuban Bristle Crisis
Level 100 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
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Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Described
Wicked Nasty Fists of Steel
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
Hurt me plenty
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 518
The Bread Bite
Limited Level 100 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Limited quantity
Described
Positively Inhumane Huo-Long Heater
Level 100 Positively Inhumane Minigun - Found in Crate
Evil will be SMASHED!!! WITH SMASHING!!! EVIL!!! SMASH!!! ER!!!
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
  • Kills: 950
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 36
  • Burning Player Kills: 3
  • Kills While Invuln ÜberCharged: 57
Described
Rage-Inducing Brass Beast
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Minigun - Found in Crate
Bite the bullet
  • +20% damage bonus
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Kills: 2109
  • Robots Destroyed: 25000
  • Tanks Destroyed: 420
  • Giant Robots Destroyed: 1752
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Traded
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Described
Uncharitable Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Uncharitable Boxing Gloves - Traded
ᴳᴼᵀᵀᴬ ᴳᴼ FAST
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Kills: 105
Described
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
UNKNOWN ITEM 159
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists - Steam Purchase
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
  • Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
  • Exorcism
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 100 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Described
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
POUNDS! OF! FLESH!
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Wicked Nasty Tomislav
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 711
  • Kills While Invuln ÜberCharged: 37
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Wicked Nasty Family Business
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Shotgun - Found in Crate
We don't go to Ravenholm anymore
  • +33% clip size
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 614
Scarcely Lethal Eviction Notice
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -60% damage penalty
  • Kills: 41
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Untradable
Described
Australian Minigun
Level 1 Australian Minigun - Found in Crate
From Russia without love
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 8057
  • Kills While Invuln ÜberCharged: 373
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 570
  • Damage Dealt: 121213
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun - Timed Drop
Described
Uncharitable Fists
Level 1 Uncharitable Fists - Found in Crate
Now to SCRAPE YOUR FACE FROM MY FINGERNAILS!
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 122
  • Taunt Kills: 3
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Positively Inhumane Natascha
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Kills: 761
Genuine Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Gifted
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
Positively Inhumane Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Positively Inhumane Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 850
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Described
Googly Gazer
Level 100 Cosmetic Augmentation - Traded
REMEMBER ME EDDIE?
  • Style: Machine in the Man
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 100 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs - Traded
Painted with Australium Gold
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Traded
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 - Traded
Described
Vintage Mining Light
Limited Level 100 Cosmetic Item - Traded
Not that effective since mole-people attack from below
  • Limited quantity
Described
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 100 Hat - Traded
I always wear my Engy Cap when I'm riding ℒіℓ' Ƈℎℯѡ-Ƈℎℯѡ
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints - Timed Drop
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses - Timed Drop
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 100 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
  • Style: Without Helmet
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 100 Stocking - Found in Crate
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 100 Hat - Traded
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Buckaroos Hat
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with Operator's Overalls
Unusual Industrial Festivizer
Level 100 Hat - Traded
  • Effect: Searing Plasma
Big Country
Level 100 Hat - Traded
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
  • Style: Nelson
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 100 Hat - Traded
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
  • Style: Manic
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 100 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
  • Style: Midnight
Painted with Operator's Overalls
The Idea Tube
Level 100 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
The Pocket Purrer
Level 100 Satchel - Found in Crate
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy - Steam Purchase
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Painted with Team Spirit
Western Wear
Level 100 Hat - Traded
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Ol' Geezer
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Get off mah land!
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Cosmetic Item - Timed Drop
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset - Timed Drop
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Genuine Mister Bubbles
Level 1 Pocket Buddy - Steam Purchase
Thwart pickpockets, pocket-squatters and cheaters who ignore the rules of the "What's in my Pocket?" game with the last word in iron-clad diminutive pocket defense. Also works with underwater pockets!
The Pocket Pyro
Level 100 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Loneliness is the world's deadliest silent killer. Next to carbon monoxide. But cuddle up to this adorable firebug, hold your breath, and you'll be free to concentrate on loud killers like car crashes and Freddy Krueger.
The Dry Gulch Gulp
Level 100 Refreshment - Found in Crate
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. And when a man needs killin', I oblige him."
Painted with A Mann's Mint
The Flared Frontiersman
Level 100 Apparel - Timed Drop
"I'll tell you what, these wide-bottom pants're slick as a whistle."
The Trash Toter
Level 100 Satchel - Purchased
"Waste not, want not, son."
Painted with Team Spirit
The Barnstormer
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
  • Style: Bugscreen Up
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
Painted with Cream Spirit
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
The Pardner's Pompadour
Level 100 Hair - Found in Crate
"It takes a hard man to tame this ten-gallon Texas hair tornado."
The Trencher's Topper
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
The Special Eyes
Level 100 Glasses - Found in Crate
Painted with #400000
The Trencher's Tunic
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Lonesome Loafers
Level 100 Shoes - Timed Drop
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Described
Rage-Inducing Frontier Justice
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Shotgun - Found in Crate
I told ya don't touch that darn thing
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 1651
  • Critical Kills: 298
  • Taunt Kills: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Described
Server-Clearing Gunslinger
Level 15 Server-Clearing Robot Arm - Found in Crate
0xDEADBEEF
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
  • Sentry Kills: 3814
  • Kills: 752
  • Sappers Removed: 251
  • Critical Kills: 160
  • Taunt Kills: 16
Described
Wicked Nasty Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wicked Nasty Wrench - Found in Crate
Remember the bleedin' alamo?
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 559
  • Sentry Kills: 11
  • Posthumous Kills: 6
  • Sappers Removed: 486
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 41
Described
Server-Clearing Widowmaker
Level 5 Server-Clearing Shotgun - Found in Crate
∞ It's closer than you think! (no it isn't)
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Kills: 2895
  • Damage Dealt: 341056
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
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Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Described
Collector's Pomson 6000
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Indivisible Particle Smasher - Recipe output
I feel like I'm gonna break this thing ...or the game
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 794
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 65
  • Spies Killed: 249
  • Medics Killed: 40
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
    Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
  • No reload necessary
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • No metal from dispensers when active.
Described
Collector's Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Recipe output
1.21 Gigawatts?!
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • 50% slower repair rate
  • 50% slower upgrade rate
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun - Timed Drop
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol - Timed Drop
Positively Inhumane Wrench
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Wrench - Traded
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Sentry Kills: 839
  • Kills: 171
  • Sappers Removed: 11
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Server-Clearing Construction PDA
Level 1 Server-Clearing PDA - Found in Crate
  • Sentry Kills: 3841
  • Health Dispensed to Allies: 386131
  • Allies Teleported: 6444
Notably Dangerous Rescue Ranger
Level 100 Notably Dangerous Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
  • Kills: 147
  • Buildings Destroyed: 4
The Rescue Ranger
Level 100 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
Described
Face-Melting Jag
Level 15 Face-Melting Wrench - Found in Crate
Pretty Damn Quick
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 1366
  • Kills: 177
  • Sappers Removed: 145
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Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Blighted Beak
Level 100 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Yersinia Pestis
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square - Timed Drop
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope - Timed Drop
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Limited Level 100 Hat - Traded
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 100 Hat - Traded
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 100 Glasses - Traded
Nothing
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 100 Hat - Traded
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 100 Hat - Traded
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 100 Pipe - Timed Drop
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Style: Afternoon
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 100 Satchel - Timed Drop
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Medi-Mask
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Doc's Holiday
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
  • Style: Flu
German Gonzila
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Grimm Hatte
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Doctor's Sack
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
For when you've got that healin' fever.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
Painted with After Eight
Described
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
In Soviet Russia Heavy heal the Medic
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Der Wintermantel
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
  • Tradable After: 2012-12-24 12:53:39
  • Style: Gramma's Sweater Hidden
Das Feelinbeterbager
Level 100 Supplies - Timed Drop
"Hello, men of war! You will be dead soon. Here are pills." (Description translated from German.)
A Brush with Death
Level 100 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
The Medical Mystery
Level 100 Apparel - Timed Drop
The Powdered Practitioner
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
An integral part of any travel survival kit, this wig will help you escape Disney World if the Hall of Presidents ever comes to life. Comes with tri-corn hat in case Pirates of the Caribbean comes to life instead.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Baron von Havenaplane
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
"Are you a plane-driver? I cannot tell because of your hat-disguise." (Description translated from German.)
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Das Gutenkutteharen
Level 100 Hair - Timed Drop
"The hairs on your head-skin are physically attractive. Now we should have love relations." (Description translated from German.)
Das Hazmattenhatten
Level 100 Safety Apparatus - Found in Crate
"Breathing is agreeable to me, but sometimes there is air-stench. Now I laugh in the face of air. Thank you, this hat." (Description translated from German.)
Painted with Paint Can
Das Maddendoktor
Level 100 Hair - Timed Drop
"My laughter is not borne from joy! I have birthed a devil! It is acceptable to me!" (Description translated from German.)
Das Naggenvatcher
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
"In the center of your head lives a skeleton. It is not enough! This hat is a head-skeleton for the outside." (Description translated from German.)
The Mustachioed Mann
Level 100 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
The Mann of Reason
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Heer's Helmet
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Teutonic Toque
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Unusual Ze Goggles
Level 100 Glasses - Found in Crate
Nothing
  • Effect: Orbiting Fire
Unusual Ze Goggles
Level 100 Glasses - Found in Crate
Nothing
  • Effect: Smoking
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Archimedes
Level 100 Mascot - CD Key
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Legendary Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Points Scored: 6428
  • Fires Survived: 373
  • Style: Epaulettes
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat - Traded
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
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Spectacularly Lethal Overdose
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Kills: 295
Described
Server-Clearing Quick-Fix
Level 8 Server-Clearing Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
☤ ÜberCharge grants 8 seconds of: Regeneration ☤
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 50% max overheal
  • Ubers: 2716
  • Kill Assists: 5507
  • Allied Healing Done: 267048
Somewhat Threatening Solemn Vow
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Bust of Hippocrates - Found in Crate
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 83
Described
Rage-Inducing Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Rage-Inducing Crossbow - Found in Crate
Hold still, Schweinhund, or I'll stick it where ze sun don't bloody shine
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • Exorcism
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 1712
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 102
  • Long-Distance Kills: 71
  • Allied Healing Done: 127395
Face-Melting Amputator
Level 15 Face-Melting Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 1080
  • Allied Healing Done: 16321
Described
Face-Melting Blutsauger
Level 5 Face-Melting Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
A skilful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • Exorcism
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 1462
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Hale's Own Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Hale's Own Medi Gun - Found in Crate
↯ ÜberCharge grants 8 seconds of: Quad Damage ↯
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kill Assists: 8511
  • Ubers: 3393
  • Allied Healing Done: 172191
Described
Face-Melting Ubersaw
Level 10 Face-Melting Bonesaw - Found in Crate
It takes two to get one in trouble
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 1356
  • Taunt Kills: 3
Positively Inhumane Syringe Gun
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 991
Described
Server-Clearing Medi Gun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Medi Gun - Found in Crate
✱ ÜberCharge grants 8 seconds of: Pentagram of Protection ✱
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Ubers: 4797
  • Kill Assists: 11715
  • Allied Healing Done: 201171
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Gore-Spattered Bonesaw
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Bonesaw - Traded
Who needs a medical license when you got style?
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 421
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Crafted
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
Described
Collector's Vaccinator
Level 8 Notably Dangerous Vaccinator - Recipe output
Panacea
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
  • Ubers: 144
  • Kill Assists: 290
  • Allied Healing Done: 59433
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
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Villain's Veil
Level 100 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Trained Killer
Painted with An Air of Debonair
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace - Timed Drop
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel - Found in Crate
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Vintage Trophy Belt
Limited Level 100 Hat - Traded
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with An Air of Debonair
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 100 Hat - Traded
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 100 Hat - Traded
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Gone Snipin'.
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
The Koala Compact
Level 100 Satchel - Timed Drop
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
  • Style: Twins
The Mutton Mann
Level 100 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
The Cobber Chameleon
Level 100 Mascot - Purchased
"This little fellah's the perfect snipin' companion. He's quiet, he's camouflaged, and if you get hungry, you can eat 'im."
Painted with #800000
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Larrikin Robin
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Crocleather Slouch
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Painted with After Eight
Desert Marauder
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
The Falconer
Level 100 Glove - Found in Crate
"This falconer's glove's perfect for snipin'. It's sturdy, it's comfortable, and if a falcon lands on it, you can eat 'im."
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Li'l Snaggletooth
Level 100 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
'When I grow up, I want to be a hat.' -Li'l Snaggletooth
The Huntsman's Essentials
Level 100 Quiver - Found in Crate
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
The Fruit Shoot
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
  • Style: Deadly
Painted with Australium Gold
Liquidator's Lid
Level 100 Hat - Gifted
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
The Cold Killer
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Well-Rounded Rifleman
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
The smooth lines of this versatile number will be instantly vaguely familiar to anyone who's ever seen a train conductor, been arrested in France, or fought in the U.S. Civil War.
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Wet Works
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
"Rain: It's nature's Jarate. But it's not a drama: Keep the filthy stuff off yer noggin with this rubber hat."
Brim-Full Of Bullets
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
The Scoper's Smoke
Level 100 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Hillbilly Speed-Bump
Limited Level 100 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
Poacher's Safari Jacket
Limited Level 100 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
The Toy Soldier
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 Mascot - Steam Purchase
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Genuine Criminal Cloak
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Taunt: I See You
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Sniper Taunt
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is CLASSIFIED.
Painted with Drably Olive
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Painted with Cream Spirit
Genuine Dread Hiding Hood
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
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Face-Melting Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Face-Melting Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Press 'Reload' to activate focus
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -20% damage on body shot
  • Kills: 1493
  • Headshot Kills: 1229
  • Long-Distance Kills: 731
  • Killstreaks Ended: 2
Collector's Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal SMG - Recipe output
  • On Kill: Gain Mini-crits for 8 seconds.
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 193
Kit
Level 5 Specialized Killstreak Kit - Recipe output
Used to add killstreak properties and a cool sheen to an item.

Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button before a new kit can be applied.
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Fortified Compound
Level 10 Bow - Steam Purchase
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
Described
Face-Melting Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Face-Melting Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Why don't you go shoot yourself an elephant?
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
  • Kills: 1077
  • Headshot Kills: 844
Described
Collector's Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Recipe output
FOAD: Camping Fun, All year round!
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Described
Server-Clearing Machina
Level 5 Server-Clearing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
B0re
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
  • Kills: 3837
  • Headshot Kills: 2607
  • Unusual-Wearing Player Kills: 10
Unremarkable Classic
Level 100 Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • Charge and fire shots independent of zoom
  • Exorcism
  • No headshots when not fully charged
  • -10% damage on body shot
  • Kills: 22
  • Gib Kills: 22
  • Headshot Kills: 16
  • Long-Distance Kills: 12
The Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Limited Level 100 Jar Based Karate - Gifted

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Limited quantity
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
Hale's Own Jarate
Level 5 Hale's Own Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 9190
  • Allies Extinguished: 896
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Totally Ordinary Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Totally Ordinary Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 999
Collector's Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Recipe output
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Positively Inhumane Bushwacka
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Kukri - Found in Crate
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 892
Server-Clearing Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Server-Clearing Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • Exorcism
  • Kills: 2781
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Wicked Nasty SMG
Level 1 Wicked Nasty SMG - Found in Crate
I've got that Scouting Spirit up in my head
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 665
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Notably Dangerous Kukri
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Kukri - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 142
Described
Positively Inhumane Huntsman
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Bow - Found in Crate
Careful... you might put someone's eye out
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 750
  • Headshot Kills: 371
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 100
  • Taunt Kills: 12
Totally Ordinary Razorback
Level 10 Totally Ordinary Shield - Traded
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 999
Positively Inhumane Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 798
  • Posthumous Kills: 40
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 72
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Vintage Camera Beard
Level 100 Facial Hair - Traded
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Posh Camera Beard
Level 100 Posh Facial Hair - Timed Drop
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
  • Points Scored: 1563
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Le Party Phantom
Level 100 Mask - Traded
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Limited Level 100 Hat - Traded
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 100 Hat - Traded
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Painted with An Air of Debonair
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 100 Hat - Traded
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Because real espionage is an artform.
Painted with Team Spirit
The Made Man
Level 100 - Timed Drop
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Painted with After Eight
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel - Found in Crate
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses - Gifted
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Painted with Australium Gold
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt - Timed Drop
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Familiar Fez
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Détective Noir
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Painted with Team Spirit
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Painted with Operator's Overalls
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 100 Shoes - Purchased
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
  • Tradable After: 2012-12-30 12:49:05
The Business Casual
Level 100 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with After Eight
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
  • Style: Epaulettes
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 100 Shirt - Purchased
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a spy.
Painted with Team Spirit
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
Painted with Operator's Overalls
Hat of Cards
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Pom-Pommed Provocateur
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
The thick woolen pom-pom stitched to the top of this ski mask is filled with poison, in case you are captured by people who want information on why you look ridiculous.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Rogue's Brogues
Level 100 Shoes - Found in Crate
"Every day, I know I will be cutting something. Some days it is a rug. For those days, I have these shoes."
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Escapist
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Harmburg
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
"How do I look in this hat? On a scale of 'Handsome' to 'Extremely Handsome'."
Painted with Australium Gold
L'homme Burglerre
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
French for 'The Thief of Hamburgers.'
The Aviator Assassin
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
The Frenchman's Formals
Level 100 Apparel - Timed Drop
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Dead of Night
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Lady Killer
Limited Level 100 Coat - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat - Traded
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
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Positively Inhumane L'Etranger
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 919
  • Buildings Destroyed: 2
Described
Face-Melting Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Face-Melting Knife - Found in Crate
Repeat offender
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Kills: 1131
Described
Rage-Inducing Ambassador
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Revolver - Found in Crate
Sniper Killer, Qu'est que c'est?
  • Crits on headshot
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 1730
  • Headshot Kills: 628
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Described
Epic Spy-cicle
Level 1 Epic Knife - Found in Crate
What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Kills: 6306
  • Dominations: 224
  • Medics Killed That Have Full ÜberCharge: 38
  • Killstreaks Ended: 2
Described
Australian Dead Ringer
Level 5 Australian Invis Watch - Found in Crate
Doppelgänger
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 8405
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 100 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Wicked Nasty Enforcer
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 544
  • Buildings Destroyed: 0
Wicked Nasty Big Earner
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Knife - Found in Crate
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-25 07:35:31
  • Kills: 644
The Snack Attack
Limited Level 100 Sapper - Gifted
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Limited quantity
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 100 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper - Steam Purchase
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife - Steam Purchase
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
Described
The Big Kill
Limited Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
You're about to lose your diplomatic immunity
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Limited quantity
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 100 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Style: Mystery and True Love
  • Untradable
Described
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
He was foolish enough to draw to an inside straight
  • Untradable
Truly Feared Diamondback
Level 5 Truly Feared Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 273
  • Critical Kills: 135
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Wicked Nasty Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -65 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 699
  • Kills While Low Health: 1
  • Full Health Kills: 22
  • Taunt Kills: 0
Described
Face-Melting Revolver
Level 1 Face-Melting Revolver - Traded
That's when I reach for my revolver
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 1251
  • Buildings Destroyed: 0
Described
Mann Co. Select Sapper
Level 1 Mann Co. Select Sapper - Found in Crate
tf_pda_engineer_build has stopped working.
  • Buildings Sapped: 4531
Described
Epic Knife
Level 1 Epic Knife - Traded
Why bring a knife to a gun fight?
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 5885
  • Dominations: 161
  • Medics Killed That Have Full ÜberCharge: 1
  • Taunt Kills: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Nullity-Inducing Invis Watch
Level 1 Nullity-Inducing Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-04 07:00:00
  • Seconds Cloaked: 57279
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
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5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Mann Co. Painting Set
Level 1 Package - Found in Crate
This Do-It-Yourself Mann Co. painting set comes with samples of a few different colors that are, legally-speaking, absolutely, definitely not giving off toxic fumes.
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package - Store Promotion
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open it from your backpack!
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package - Timed Drop
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened from your backpack.
Summer Adventure Pack
Level 1 - Third-Party Promotion
Granted for participation in the Steam Summer Adventure 2014.

This contains a sampling of items, including at least one special Summer cosmetic item, and can be opened from your backpack screen!
Summer Starter Kit
Level 1 - Third-Party Promotion
Granted for participation in the Steam Summer Adventure 2014.

This contains a sampling of items and can be opened from your backpack screen!
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
  • Uncraftable
Gift
Summer Claim Check
Level 69 Supply Crate - Gifted
When used, you will receive
a random Summer 2013 Cooler.
  • Gift from: Batosä
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 4
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Giftapult
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Can be used to wrap one item for gifting. The gift will be distributed to a random Steam user currently playing TF2.
  • Uncraftable
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Gift-Stuffed Stocking
Level 13 Gift - Timed Drop
Contains an assortment of goodies for good little Mercenaries.
  • Untradable
Halloween Gift Cauldron
Level 1 Package - Achievement
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
  • Untradable
Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Timed Drop
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
  • Untradable
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
A Random Robo Community Crate Key Gift
Level 1 Gift - Purchased
When used, this Action Item gives one Robo Community Crate Key
to a random person on the server!
  • Uncraftable
A Random Summer Cooler Key Gift
Level 1 Gift - Purchased
When used, this Action Item gives
one Summer 2013 Cooler Key
to a random person on the server!
  • Uncraftable
0
Gift
Loaded Giftapult
Level 5 Gift - Wrapped Gift
This Giftapult is prepped and ready for delivery. Use it from your backpack to deliver the contents to a random online player.
  • Gift from: % %
  • Contains: Mann Co. Supply Crate
  • Untradable
0
DescribedGift
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift - Wrapped Gift
What Is This?
  • Contains: Mann Co. Supply Crate
  • Gift from: % %
Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked Mann Co. Stockpile Crates.
  • Uncraftable
Mann Co. Strongbox Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Mann Co. Strongbox.
  • Uncraftable
Fall 2013 Gourd Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Fall 2013 Gourd Crate.
  • Uncraftable
Fall 2013 Acorns Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Fall 2013 Acorns Crate.
  • Uncraftable
Robo Community Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked Robo Community Crates.
  • Uncraftable
Summer Appetizer Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open locked Summer Appetizer Crates.
  • Uncraftable
Red Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Red Summer 2013 Cooler.
  • Uncraftable
Orange Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Orange Summer 2013 Cooler.
  • Uncraftable
Yellow Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Yellow Summer 2013 Cooler.
  • Uncraftable
Green Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Green Summer 2013 Cooler.
  • Uncraftable
Aqua Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Aqua Summer 2013 Cooler.
  • Uncraftable
Blue Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Blue Summer 2013 Cooler.
  • Uncraftable
Brown Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Brown Summer 2013 Cooler.
  • Uncraftable
Black Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Black Summer 2013 Cooler.
  • Uncraftable
Spacemetal Scrap
Level 1 Pin Fragment - Achievement
  • Untradable
'Fish'
Level 1 Fishcake Fragment - Achievement
It's packed with protein.
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
  • Untradable
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Described
Vintage Trophy Belt
Limited Level 91 Hat - Timed Drop
My 1st hat (Sniper vs. Spy Update / May 23, 2009)
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
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Pristine Robot Brainstorm Bulb
Level 1 - MvM Badge completion reward
This rare Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of a Professional Killstreak Kit.
Pristine Robot Brainstorm Bulb
Level 1 - MvM Badge completion reward
This rare Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of a Professional Killstreak Kit.
Pristine Robot Brainstorm Bulb
Level 1 - MvM Badge completion reward
This rare Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of a Professional Killstreak Kit.
Pristine Robot Currency Digester
Level 1 - MvM Badge completion reward
This rare Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of a Professional Killstreak Kit.
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End of the Line Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate's contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.

You'd better hold onto it.
There will probably be a way to open it later.
  • Crate Series #87
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End of the Line Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate's contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.

You'd better hold onto it.
There will probably be a way to open it later.
  • Crate Series #87
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End of the Line Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate's contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.

You'd better hold onto it.
There will probably be a way to open it later.
  • Crate Series #87
87
End of the Line Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate's contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.

You'd better hold onto it.
There will probably be a way to open it later.
  • Crate Series #87
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End of the Line Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate's contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.

You'd better hold onto it.
There will probably be a way to open it later.
  • Crate Series #87
The Spooky Shoes
Level 70 Shoes - Crafted
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
  • Crafted by % %
Pristine Robot Brainstorm Bulb
Level 1 - MvM Badge completion reward
This rare Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of a Professional Killstreak Kit.
Pristine Robot Brainstorm Bulb
Level 1 - MvM Badge completion reward
This rare Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of a Professional Killstreak Kit.
Pristine Robot Brainstorm Bulb
Level 1 - MvM Badge completion reward
This rare Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of a Professional Killstreak Kit.
Pristine Robot Currency Digester
Level 1 - MvM Badge completion reward
This rare Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of a Professional Killstreak Kit.
Pristine Robot Currency Digester
Level 1 - MvM Badge completion reward
This rare Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of a Professional Killstreak Kit.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Fabricator
Level 80 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 32 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 92 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 46 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 48 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 71 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 89 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 97 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 59 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
Fabricator
Level 5 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 5 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 78 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 72 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 5 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 65 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 82 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 41 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 70 Recipe - MvM Badge completion reward
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Kit
Level 97 Killstreak Kit - MvM Badge completion reward
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.

Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button before a new kit can be applied.
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
Kit
Level 99 Killstreak Kit - MvM Badge completion reward
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.

Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button before a new kit can be applied.
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
Kit
Level 95 Killstreak Kit - MvM Badge completion reward
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.

Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button before a new kit can be applied.
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
Kit
Level 93 Killstreak Kit - MvM Badge completion reward
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.

Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button before a new kit can be applied.
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
Kit
Level 94 Killstreak Kit - MvM Badge completion reward
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.

Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button before a new kit can be applied.
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
Kit
Level 96 Killstreak Kit - MvM Badge completion reward
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.

Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button before a new kit can be applied.
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
The Rescue Ranger
Level 30 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 97 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
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The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Gift
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Gift from: [UEAK]Crash
  • -25% damage vs players
Gift
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Crafted
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Gift from: Fr0z3nR
  • -25% damage vs players
Gift
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Badge completion reward
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Gift from: Schwa
  • -25% damage vs players
Gift
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Gift from: Freyja
  • -25% damage vs players
Gift
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Gift from: Sean
  • -25% damage vs players
The Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 10 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Can't stop the signal.
  • Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
NamedDescribedGift
texture
Kritzkast badge
Level 20 Badge - Timed Drop
www.kritzkast.com/‎
  • Gift from: Agro | KritzKast.com
Gift
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Keep little healing man close.
  • Gift from: Bold
Gift
The Pocket Pyro
Level 74 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Loneliness is the world's deadliest silent killer. Next to carbon monoxide. But cuddle up to this adorable firebug, hold your breath, and you'll be free to concentrate on loud killers like car crashes and Freddy Krueger.
  • Gift from: Laranja
Gift
Pugilist's Protector
Level 20 Hat - Gifted
  • Gift from: Wihiga
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Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Strange Professor Speks
Level 5 Strange Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Points Scored: 0
  • Untradable
Described
Australian Summer Shades
Limited Level 10 Australian Glasses - Steam Purchase
Summer '68
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 7772
  • Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Painted with Operator's Overalls
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
  • Untradable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Described
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
CModelLoader::FindModel: NULL name
  • Untradable
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 29 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 36 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 11 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Untradable
Gift
Treasure Hat
Limited Level 15 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
  • Gift from: Colonel Gabagool
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Treasure Hat
  • Untradable
Bounty Hat
Limited Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
  • Limited quantity
  • Untradable
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
  • Style: Blazing
  • Untradable
Painted with Cream Spirit
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
  • Untradable
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 89 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
  • Untradable
The Necronomicrown
Level 26 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
  • Untradable
The Samson Skewer
Level 46 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
  • Style: Threatening
  • Untradable
The Bloodhound
Level 76 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
  • Untradable
The Dapper Disguise
Level 73 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
  • Untradable
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Bonk Leadwear
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
The Bot Dogger
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
The Bolt Boy
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
  • Style: No Hat
Steel Shako
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 100 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Firewall Helmet
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably.
Painted with Australium Gold
The Metal Slug
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Rusty Reaper
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
The Electric Escorter
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
The Scrap Sack
Level 100 Backpack - Found in Crate
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The FR-0
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 100 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-25 07:00:00
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Bolted Bombardier
Level 100 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-26 07:00:00
The Tungsten Toque
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Titanium Towel
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
The Data Mining Light
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 100 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
The Timeless Topper
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
  • Tradable After: 2013-06-12 07:00:00
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 100 - Found in Crate
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Byte'd Beak
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Steam Pipe
Level 100 Pipe - Found in Crate
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses!
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-06 07:00:00
The Virus Doctor
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Mecha-Medes
Level 100 Mascot - Found in Crate
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Soldered Sensei
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-31 07:00:00
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 100 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Letch's LED
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-26 07:00:00
The Megapixel Beard
Level 100 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME.
Painted with #400000
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The Robot Running Man
Level 100 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy!
The Tin Pot
Level 100 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
  • Style: Standard Issue
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 100 Backpack - MvM Badge completion reward
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Battery Bandolier
Level 100 Decorative Bombs - MvM Badge completion reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
The U-clank-a
Level 100 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Painted with Australium Gold
The Tin-1000
Level 100 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 100 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
The Bolted Bushman
Level 100 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things.
The Stealth Steeler
Level 100 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is spine-crushing entertainment!
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Limited Level 1 Capacitor - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
  • Limited quantity
Battery Canteens
Level 69 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
145724
Power Up Canteen #145724
Level 100 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Crafted by % %
  • Craft number: 145724
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
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Flair!
Level 20 Flair! - Timed Drop
ℬℯƫȶℯɍ ℐℎɑȵ Ƈℎℯℯىℯƈɑƙℯ❢
Described
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Flair!
Level 20 Flair! - Timed Drop
Schooled
Described
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Flair!
Level 20 Flair! - Timed Drop
Omnicide
Described
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Flair!
Level 20 Flair! - Purchased
SCHΘLAR
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Flair!
Level 20 Flair! - Timed Drop
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Flair!
Level 20 Flair! - Timed Drop
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Described
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Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge - Timed Drop
MY GUN IS SO BIG I see FEAR in scouts eyes when it starts to spin
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Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge - Timed Drop
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge - Timed Drop
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Described
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Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion - Traded
Dinosaur
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Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion - Timed Drop
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Described
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES!
  • Killstreaks Active
Described
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
Next time, pay attention to the sign
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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Strange Festive Black Box
Limited Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • -25% clip size
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Server-Clearing Festive Huntsman
Limited Level 10 Server-Clearing Bow - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 2590
  • Headshot Kills: 1219
  • Long-Distance Kills: 105
  • Taunt Kills: 44
Gore-Spattered Festive Scattergun
Limited Level 1 Gore-Spattered Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 498
Described
Face-Melting Festive Rocket Launcher
Limited Level 1 Face-Melting Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
Baseline Benefactor's Spirit of Gibbing
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 1255
  • Gib Kills: 932
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Flame Thrower
Limited Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Halloween Fire
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 177
  • Projectiles Reflected: 93
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Limited Level 1 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 2
  • Gib Kills: 2
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 0
Face-Melting Festive Minigun
Limited Level 1 Face-Melting Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 1106
  • Kills While Invuln ÜberCharged: 64
  • Dominations: 1
  • Damage Dealt: 10884
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Frontier Justice
Limited Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • Exorcism
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 205
  • Critical Kills: 116
  • Taunt Kills: 3
Uncharitable Festive Crusader's Crossbow
Limited Level 15 Uncharitable Crossbow - Found in Crate
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • Exorcism
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 102
  • Damage Dealt: 34183
  • Allied Healing Done: 32823
  • Long-Distance Kills: 5
Server-Clearing Festive Sniper Rifle
Limited Level 1 Server-Clearing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 3689
  • Headshot Kills: 2830
  • Killstreaks Ended: 8
Strange Festive Ambassador
Limited Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
  • Headshot Kills: 0
  • Long-Distance Kills: 0
  • Medics Killed That Have Full ÜberCharge: 0
Described
Server-Clearing Festive Buff Banner
Limited Level 5 Server-Clearing Battle Banner - Found in Crate
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Mini-Critting
  • Limited quantity
  • Banners Deployed: 2821
Strange Festive Flare Gun
Limited Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 3
Described
Strange Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Limited Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
The Gift that Keeps on Gibbing
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
  • Gib Kills: 0
  • Buildings Destroyed: 0
  • Style: Festivest
Positively Inhumane Festive Sandvich
Limited Level 1 Positively Inhumane Lunch Box - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
  • Food Items Eaten: 949
  • Allied Healing Done: 32210
Somewhat Threatening Festive Wrangler
Limited Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Laser Pointer - Found in Crate
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Wrangled Sentry Kills: 78
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 15
  • Gib Kills: 9
  • Buildings Destroyed: 0
Spectacularly Lethal Festive Medi Gun
Limited Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
  • Ubers: 298
  • Kill Assists: 586
  • Allied Healing Done: 16227
Truly Feared Festive Jarate
Limited Level 5 Truly Feared Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Limited quantity
  • Sodden Victims: 262
  • Allies Extinguished: 15
Described
Truly Feared Festive Holy Mackerel
Limited Level 42 Truly Feared Fish - Found in Crate
Touch my bass Rebecca
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Limited quantity
  • Humiliations: 244
Scarcely Lethal Festive Bat
Limited Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Bat - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 43
Scarcely Lethal Festive Axtinguisher
Limited Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 29
  • Burning Player Kills: 28
Strange Festive Eyelander
Limited Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Limited quantity
  • Heads Taken: 0
  • Critical Kills: 0
  • Demomen Killed: 0
  • Taunt Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Festive Gloves of Running Urgently
Limited Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
Rage-Inducing Festive Wrench
Limited Level 1 Rage-Inducing Wrench - Found in Crate
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Limited quantity
  • Sentry Kills: 1711
  • Kills: 236
  • Sappers Removed: 177
Wicked Nasty Festive Ubersaw
Limited Level 10 Wicked Nasty Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 500
  • Taunt Kills: 4
Strange Festive Knife
Limited Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
  • Dominations: 0
  • Medics Killed That Have Full ÜberCharge: 0
  • Taunt Kills: 0
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Sufficiently Lethal Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -70% damage penalty
  • Kills: 199
  • Posthumous Kills: 3
Frown-Annihilating Holiday Punch
Level 10 Frown-Annihilating Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Critical hits do no damage
  • Tickle Fights Won: 1107
  • Kills: 734
  • Taunt Kills: 174
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Described
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 100 Scattergun - Traded
100% GUARANTEED to be made in Portugal!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Backburner
Level 100 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Vintage Natascha
Level 100 Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 100 Syringe Gun - Traded
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Huntsman
Level 100 Bow - Traded
Vintage Ambassador
Level 100 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 100 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 100 Flare Gun - Traded
Described
Vintage Sandvich
Level 100 Lunch Box - Traded
Big Keg O' Health
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 100 Medi Gun - Traded
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Jarate
Level 100 Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 100 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Sandman
Level 100 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 100 Fire Axe - Traded
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 100 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 100 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Described
Vintage Razorback
Level 100 Shield - Traded
Get out of here Stalker!
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Described
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 100 Invis Watch - Traded
The vanishing act
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
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SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge - Traded
<no employment record found>
Described
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge - Third-Party Promotion
Golden Potato represent!
Described
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Limited Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Golden Potato represent!
  • Limited quantity
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other when one of them does a great job.
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence.
Painted with Cream Spirit
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
Level 20 Badge - Gifted
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.
Genuine Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge - Gifted
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well. Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind. Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin - Steam Purchase
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings.
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering, weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Genuine Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally they let you hang out with them.
  • Style: Russian
Genuine Baronial Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth.
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge - Traded
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 10 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 10 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 10 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 10 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Two Cities Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Two Cities is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
  • Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth.
  • Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
  • Uncraftable
Silver Dueling Badge
Level 29 Badge - Timed Drop
Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge - Timed Drop
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
  • Hire Date: 2008-07-22 00:12:48
  • Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 8
  • Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 11
  • Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 12
  • Untradable
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Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 18
  • Uncraftable
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Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Traded
  • Quantity: 25
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Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Uncraftable
25
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor - Steam Purchase
  • Quantity: 25
Max's Severed Head
Limited Level 99 Hat - Traded
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Painted with Team Spirit
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Limited Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Aperture Logo
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
25
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Uncraftable
25
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
25
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Break news, spirits and heads.
Painted with An Air of Debonair
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
  • Style: Beakless
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Fashionable Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • Points Scored: 874
Mann Co. Select Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Mann Co. Select Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • Points Scored: 10110
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Style: Yes, Cigar
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
  • Style: Crash
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
  • Style: Max
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bare
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck - Steam Purchase
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Style: Capone
Painted with Cream Spirit
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe - Steam Purchase
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Genuine Crosslinker's Coil
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Did you know: before the mercenary fashion world discovered the obvious style and mental health benefits of wearing 22 feet of powered electrical cable around your head, people once wore hatbands made from 'silk' or other barely-lethal textiles! Strange but true.
Genuine Hardy Laurel
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This bundle of spray painted sticks signified that you were a philosopher king in primitive cultures like Ancient Rome and present-day Canada. (Equips Romevision in Mann vs. Machine mode.)
Genuine Horace
Level 100 Hat - CD Key
  • 8208497.0
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - CD Key
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Painted with Pink as Hell
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Cheater's Lament
Limited Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
  • Effect: Holy Glow
  • Limited quantity
  • Untradable
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Limited Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Limited quantity
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Limited Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Limited quantity
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Magnanimous Monarch
Limited Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Limited quantity
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 100 Hat - Traded
The Holiday Headcase
Limited Level 100 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy (or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
  • Limited quantity
The Ebenezer
Limited Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Team Spirit
The B.M.O.C.
Limited Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Bill's Hat
Limited Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Traded
Left 4 You.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 100 Hat - Traded
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 100 Hat - Traded
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 100 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Brown Bomber
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Style: Hipster
Painted with Team Spirit
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.
  • Style: Montreal Style
Painted with Team Spirit
Antlers
Level 100 Cosmetic Item - Timed Drop
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Smissmas Wreath
Level 100 Pin - Purchased
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest.
The Tuxxy
Level 100 Tuxedo - Purchased
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
The Merc's Muffler
Level 100 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Painted with Team Spirit
The Kiss King
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Steam Purchase
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Selfless Samaritan's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Selfless Samaritan's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 200
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 100 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
The Void Monk Hair
Level 100 Hat - Purchased
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase: effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you handsome devil.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Tribal Bones
Level 100 Bones - Purchased
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
The Grenadier Helm
Level 100 Hat - Purchased
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
  • Uncraftable
The Ninja Cowl
Level 100 Hat - Purchased
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
  • Tradable After: 2012-10-08 17:43:11
  • Uncraftable
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Summer Hat
Limited Level 10 Hat - Purchased
E hele mākou i kahakai.
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Carefree Summer Nap
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Operator's Overalls
Hong Kong Cone
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Graybanns
Level 100 Glasses - Purchased
Gray Mann might be a heartless villain. But he DOES make some sweet sunglasses. Hate the player, not the game.
Tux
Limited Level 97 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Normal
  • Untradable
Described
Earbuds
Limited Level 100 Hat - Traded
♩♫ Now Playing: Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
  • Limited quantity
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Haunted Hound's Hood
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Terrier Trousers
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Crispy Golden Locks
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Scorched Skirt
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Squid's Lid
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Haunted Cap'n Calamari
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
Painted with Paint Can
Haunted Hardium Helm
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Space Bracers
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Jupiter Jumpers
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
  • 1.0
Haunted Vicious Visage
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Painted with #800000
Haunted Teutonkahmun
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Painted with Paint Can
Haunted Ramses' Regalia
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Hidden Dragon
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Painted with #400000
Haunted Faux Manchu
Level 100 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Haunted Shaolin Sash
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Painted with #400000
Haunted Transylvania Top
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Lordly Lapels
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Lo-Grav Loafers
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Burny's Boney Bonnet
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Freedom Feathers
Level 100 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 100 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Chicken Kiev
Level 100 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Medimedes
Level 100 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Sir Shootsalot
Level 100 Bird Head - Found in Crate
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Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The Wrap Battler
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Idiot Box
Level 100 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Blazing Bull
Level 100 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Hair of the Dog
Level 100 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Can Opener
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Buzz Killer
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Einstein
Level 100 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Holy Hunter
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Under Cover
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
B-ankh!
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fallen Angel
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Griffin's Gog
Level 100 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
The Futankhamun
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 100 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Emerald Jarate
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Intangible Ascot
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Traded
He had one all along...
  • 2.0
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastlier
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghostly
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat - Traded
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 100
  • Voices From Below
  • Untradable
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Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item - Timed Drop
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - PDA2
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 100 Costume Piece - Traded
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Can Opener
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Einstein
Level 100 Costume Piece - Traded
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Under Cover
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat - Purchased
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat - Purchased
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat - Purchased
Painted with A Mann's Mint
Strange Part: Halloween Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - MvM Badge completion reward
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill during the Halloween event.
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Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 13
  • Uncraftable
13
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 13
  • Uncraftable
13
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 13
  • Uncraftable
13
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 13
  • Uncraftable
13
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 13
  • Uncraftable
13
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 13
  • Uncraftable
13
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 13
  • Uncraftable
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Timed Drop
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that weapon.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
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Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Painted with A Mann's Mint
Haunted Zipperface
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Haunted Master Mind
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Described
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 100 Mascot - Found in Crate
O RLУ ?
  • Style: Snowy
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Haunted Executioner
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 100 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Painted with A Mann's Mint
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
  • Style: Functioning
Painted with #400000
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 100 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Halloween Gift Cauldron
Level 1 Package - Timed Drop
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
  • Untradable
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 100 Lantern - Found in Crate
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
Painted with #400000
21100
Unarmed Combat #21100
Level 100 Severed Arm - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
  • Craft number: 21100
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 100 Backpack - Found in Crate
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 100 Mildly Menacing Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 52
  • Kills Under A Full Moon: 0
  • Critical Kills: 29
  • Taunt Kills: 1
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item - Traded
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It whispers faintly...'heads'...
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Exorcism
  • Untradable
859
Wanga Prick #859
Level 100 Knife - Traded
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Craft number: 859
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Style: Universal
Spellbook Magazine
Level 100 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • Pages of Tumidum: 1
  • Pages of Gratanter: 9
  • Pages of Audere: 6
  • Pages of Congeriae: 5
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Limited Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Spine-Tingling
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Operator's Overalls
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Limited Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your disdain for the living.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Team Spirit
The Spine-Twisting Skull
Limited Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your discontent with the living.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Limited quantity
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Voodoo Juju
Limited Level 31 Hat - Traded
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Team Spirit
Spine-Chilling Skull
Limited Level 31 Hat - Traded
Express your undying hatred for the living.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Limited quantity
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
  • Style: Bone Party
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
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Haunted Halloweiner
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Face Plante
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Faun Feet
Level 100 Hooves - Found in Crate
Haunted Sprinting Cephalopod
Level 100 Tentacles - Found in Crate
  • 8208497.0
Painted with #800000
Haunted Cadaver's Capper
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with #400000
Haunted Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Level 100 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
Haunted Candleer
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Painted with #000000
Haunted Gothic Guise
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Painted with #800000
Haunted Macabre Mask
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Spectralnaut
Level 100 Helmet - Found in Crate
Haunted Glob
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Death Support Pack
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Grisly Gumbo
Level 100 Backpack - Found in Crate
Painted with #000000
Haunted Handhunter
Level 100 Backpack - Found in Crate
Haunted Hollowhead
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Maniac's Manacles
Level 100 Gloves - Found in Crate
Haunted PY-40 Incinibot
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Rugged Respirator
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Headtaker's Hood
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down
Level 100 Cape - Found in Crate
Haunted Parasight
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Haunted Polly Putrid
Level 100 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
Painted with #000000
Haunted Baphomet Trotters
Level 100 Hooves - Found in Crate
Haunted Horned Honcho
Level 100 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Painted with #400000
Haunted Last Bite
Level 100 Coffin - Found in Crate
Haunted Grease Monkey
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Snaggletoothed Stetson
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Second Opinion
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Alternative Medicine Mann
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Shaman's Skull
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Das Blutliebhaber
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Carious Chameleon
Level 100 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
Haunted Ethereal Hood
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Painted with #000000
Haunted Foul Cowl
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Unidentified Following Object
Level 100 Spooky Companion - Found in Crate
Haunted Quoth
Level 100 Spooky Companion - Found in Crate
Haunted Cryptic Keepsake
Level 100 Necklace - Found in Crate
Haunted Haunted Hat
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
  • 8421376.0
Painted with #800000
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1
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Traded
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #1
2
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #2
3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #3
4
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #4
5
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #5
6
Festive Winter Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this festive crate can no longer be opened and is purely decorative.
  • Crate Series #6
7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #7
8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #8
9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #9
10
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #10
11
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #11
12
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #12
13
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #13
14
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #14
15
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #15
16
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #16
17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #17
18
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Traded
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #18
19
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #19
20
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #20
21
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #21
22
Refreshing Summer Cooler
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this cooler is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #22
23
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #23
24
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #24
25
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #25
26
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #26
27
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #27
28
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Traded
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #28
29
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #29
30
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #30
31
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #31
32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #32
33
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #33
34
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #34
35
Naughty Winter Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #35
36
Nice Winter Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #36
37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #37
38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #38
39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #39
40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #40
41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #41
42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #42
43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #43
44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #44
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
46
Scorched Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Gifted
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #46
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
48
Fall Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #48
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #50
40
51
Eerie Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #51
52
Naughty Winter Crate 2012
Level 12 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #52
53
Nice Winter Crate 2012
Level 12 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #53
54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #54
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
58
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.

The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
59
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #59
60
Select Reserve Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #60
61
Summer Appetizer Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
Contains the first set of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Workshop item import tool.
  • Crate Series #61
62
Red Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #62
63
Orange Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #63
64
Yellow Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #64
65
Green Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #65
66
Aqua Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #66
67
Blue Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #67
68
Brown Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #68
69
Black Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #69
Mann Co. Stockpile Crate
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate contains four items randomly selected from a small set. You can adjust which four items are selected from your backpack.

You need a Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #71
72
Fall 2013 Acorns Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
Contains Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Fall 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #72
73
Fall 2013 Gourd Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
Contains Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Fall 2013 event.
  • Crate Series #73
74
Spooky Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #74
75
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #75
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #76
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #77
78
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
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Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
Mann Co. Audition Reel
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This locked reel contains a random taunt from the Love And War update and also has a rare chance to contain an unusual taunt with special effects!

You need a standard Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
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Mann Co. Strongbox
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Mann Co. Strongbox Key to unlock.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #81
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Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #82
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Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #83
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Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #84
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Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #85
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Limited Late Summer Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #86
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End of the Line Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate's contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.

You'd better hold onto it.
There will probably be a way to open it later.
  • Crate Series #87
Mann Co. Director's Cut Reel
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate contains four items randomly selected from a small set. You can adjust which four items are selected from your backpack.

You need a standard Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift - Found in Crate
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!