Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 75.07 | 5.77 |
| EUR | €33.77 | €2.6 |
| GBP | £30.27 | £2.33 |
| RUB | 1326.16 | 102.01 |
| USD | $44.37 | $3.41 |
Item statistics
| Action | 5 |
|---|---|
| Hats | 37 |
| Misc | 25 |
| Other | 67 |
| Pda | 2 |
| Weapons | 99 |
| Total | 235 / 700 |
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The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #45
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #43
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Traded
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #8
The Teufort Tooth Kicker #283
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
- Craft number: 283
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #49
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
2
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #37
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #33
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #14
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #29
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #43
4
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 18 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Brainiac Goggles #1011
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
- Craft number: 1011
5
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 8 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 67 Hat - Timed Drop
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 50 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 49 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
6
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #31
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Traded
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #24
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #34
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #34
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #33
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #31
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #33
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #34
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #29
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #29
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #33
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #32
9
Backpack Expander
Level 54 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
10
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 72 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
The Adequate Altruist's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Adequate Altruist's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 7
- Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
11
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Machina #22615
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
- Crafted by atom- 3000+ hrs of TF2
- Craft number: 22615
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker #3696
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- Crafted by atom- 3000+ hrs of TF2
- Craft number: 3696
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Traded
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - CD Key
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
Rage-Inducing Machina
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
- Kills: 2328
Unremarkable Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - Traded
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 12
Somewhat Threatening Medi Gun
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Medi Gun - Found in Crate
- Ubers: 91
- Kill Assists: 337
Gore-Spattered Jag
Level 15 Gore-Spattered Wrench - Found in Crate
- 30% faster construction rate
- -25% damage penalty
- Sentry Kills: 373
- Kills: 21
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Spike And Arrow
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Traded
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Traded
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Traded
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
12
13
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Store Promotion
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- Uncraftable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
14
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
- Gift from: Suzi
- Uncraftable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 56 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Traded
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal - Timed Drop
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
- Medal no. 4392
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
- Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge - Timed Drop
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
- Hire Date: 2008-05-16 09:33:52
- Untradable

Hat of Undeniable Moral High Ground
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 88 Hat - Traded
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Traded
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Untradable
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 92 Hat - Traded
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
