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Demoman
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Heads will roll.
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 2
- Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 90 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 46 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 85 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
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The Lollichop
Level 58 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Crafted
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Crafted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Found in Crate
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
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The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Crafted
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Crafted
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- Crafted by Tass
- -10% damage penalty
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Crafted
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Crafted by Tass
The Rescue Ranger
Level 31 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Crafted
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Enforcer #23602
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
- Crafted by Tass
- Craft number: 23602
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
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Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge - Timed Drop
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
- Hire Date: 2008-04-28 13:24:16
- Untradable
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Capo's Capper
Level 58 Hat - Timed Drop
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 9
- Untradable
Genuine ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 3
- Untradable
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
Batter's Helmet
Level 95 Hat - Timed Drop
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
Genuine ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 2
- Untradable
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 85 Hat - Crafted
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
Genuine ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 1
- Untradable
The Stereoscopic Shades #1330
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
- Craft number: 1330
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
The Pocket Purrer
Level 23 Satchel - Found in Crate
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
The Idea Tube
Level 59 Backpack - Timed Drop
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Genuine UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 8
- Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 91 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Jingle Belt
Level 51 Bells - Timed Drop
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
- Jingle all the way
Genuine UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable