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Demoman
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The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
- Crafted by Mr.Rager
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
- Untradable
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 51 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
- Crafted by Mr.Rager
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Untradable
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
- Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
- Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
- Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
- Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
- Untradable
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item - Achievement
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback.
- Untradable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 1
- Untradable
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Untradable
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Achievement
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Untradable
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Untradable
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Achievement
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Untradable
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Achievement
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Untradable
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Achievement
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Untradable
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Achievement
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
- Untradable