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Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 63.44 | 10.57 |
| EUR | €27.94 | €4.66 |
| GBP | £25.94 | £4.32 |
| RUB | 1119.0 | 186.5 |
| USD | $37.44 | $6.24 |
Item statistics
| Action | 4 |
|---|---|
| Hats | 87 |
| Misc | 48 |
| Other | 5 |
| Pda | 3 |
| Weapons | 137 |
| Total | 284 / 300 |
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Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Traded
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Crafted
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Soda Popper #38195
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 38195
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Winger #1514
Level 15 Pistol - Crafted
- +15% damage bonus
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 1514
- -60% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
Detonator #7911
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 7911
- +25% damage to self
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Traded
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Third Degree #30893
Level 10 Fire Axe - Crafted
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 30893
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- -20% damage penalty
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Market Gardener #5558
Level 10 Shovel - Crafted
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 5558
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Liberty Launcher #11485
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
- +40% projectile speed
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 11485
- -25% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Earned
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Traded
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Disciplinary Action #6492
Level 10 Riding Crop - Crafted
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 6492
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin #26502
Level 15 Bat - Crafted
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 26502
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Mantreads #2671
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 2671
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
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Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Traded
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- Crafted by JASON ROY
- -10% damage penalty
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Crafted
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Crafted by D.C JASON
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Unremarkable Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Kills: 22
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Shahanshah #3117
Level 5 Kukri - Crafted
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 3117
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Family Business #4119
Level 10 Shotgun - Traded
- +33% clip size
- Craft number: 4119
- -15% damage penalty
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Machina #14067
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 14067
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Eviction Notice #6452
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
- +50% faster firing speed
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 6452
- -60% damage penalty
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Traded
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000 #74662
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 74662
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Spy-cicle #245666
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 245666
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Widowmaker #23060
Level 5 Shotgun - Crafted
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 23060
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Wanga Prick #39875
Level 15 Knife - Crafted
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 39875
- Wearer cannot disguise
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
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The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #54
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
The Flying Guillotine
Level 98 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Style: Thirstier
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Traded
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
The Zipperface
Level 90 Hat - Halloween Drop
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
- Uncraftable
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Bazaar Bargain #8982
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 8982
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Cozy Camper #65802
Level 10 Backpack - Crafted
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 65802
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
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Power Up Canteen #47051
Level 6 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 47051
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 82 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
- Style: Older School
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Vintage Merryweather
Level 49 Hat - Traded
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 94 Hat - Purchased
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
- Uncraftable
Napper's Respite
Level 97 Hat - Traded
After a long day of burning scouts.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 71 Hat - Timed Drop
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Safe'n'Sound
Level 84 Hat - Traded
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Hotrod
Level 86 Hat - Timed Drop
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 21 Hat - Traded
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
The Dashin' Hashshashin #7575
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 7575
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 71 Pocket Buddy - Purchased
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Aw, he even has his own hat!
- Uncraftable
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 44 Hat - Timed Drop
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 70 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Killer's Kabuto
Level 62 Hat - Crafted
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Painted with Australium Gold
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 40 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 16 Hat - Traded
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Untradable
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 84 Hat - Timed Drop
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Samur-Eye
Level 86 Hat - Traded
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 19 Hat - Traded
Because real espionage is an artform.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
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Officer's Ushanka
Level 43 Hat - Traded
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 98 Hat - Traded
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #9718
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 9718
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 51 Hat - Timed Drop
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
- Untradable
The Quadwrangler #451
Level 15 Science Project - Crafted
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 451
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 28 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
The Made Man #4608
Level 86 - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 4608
The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 51 Apparel - Halloween Drop
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
- Uncraftable
The HazMat Headcase
Level 81 Hat - Timed Drop
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 6 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
- Hire Date: 2007-11-18 02:03:44
- Untradable
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The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- Gift from: JoeCoulter®
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 36 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 85 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Splendid Screen #3291
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 3291
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 80 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader #15461
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
- Crafted by D.C JASON
- Craft number: 15461
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits