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Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 22.15 | 4.43 |
| EUR | €10.1 | €2.02 |
| GBP | £9.75 | £1.95 |
| RUB | 386.0 | 77.2 |
| USD | $12.95 | $2.59 |
Item statistics
| Action | 10 |
|---|---|
| Building | 1 |
| Hats | 55 |
| Misc | 121 |
| Other | 64 |
| Pda | 4 |
| Weapons | 163 |
| Total | 418 / 500 |
1
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 87 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 44 Hat - Crafted
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
- Untradable
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
The Brown Bomber
Level 59 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
- Style: Hipster
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
- Hire Date: 2007-10-20 17:23:12
- Untradable
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The Balloonicorn #2784
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 2784
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Balloonicorn #306
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 306
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 57 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 86 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence.
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Timed Drop
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
to a random person on the server!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Traded
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
Power Up Canteen
Level 19 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Achievement
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Untradable
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Gore-Spattered Mad Milk
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Sodden Victims: 490
The Flying Guillotine
Level 8 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Gifted
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Traded
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Truly Feared Sandman
Level 15 Truly Feared Bat - Found in Crate
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
- Kills: 266
- Heavies Killed: 0
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Heads will roll.
The Hero's Tail #4606
Level 28 Hat - Crafted
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 4606
Unusual Hermes
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
- Effect: Orbiting Fire
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 62 Wings - Crafted
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 36 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion - Steam Purchase
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
The Planeswalker Goggles #43
Level 43 Hat - Crafted
Two pairs of goggles. It's swag, I ain't gotta explain shit.
- Craft number: 43
The Fast Learner
Level 100 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
- Uncraftable
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
The Champ Stamp #1344
Level 43 Tattoos - Crafted
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 1344
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 58 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Traded
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 4
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
- Kills: 204
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
- Untradable
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 54 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Sir Hootsalot
Level 100 - Crafted
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
The Outback Intellectual #5951
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 5951
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 32 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Achievement
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Untradable
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- Crafted by Next-gen Hat Simulation Game
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
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The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Traded
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Achievement
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
- Untradable
Regret
Level 10 Scarcely Worn Boots - Found in Crate
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Opponents Flattened: 3
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Truly Feared Market Gardener
Level 10 Truly Feared Shovel - Found in Crate
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 241
- Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 85
Unremarkable Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Unremarkable Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Kills: 15
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Untradable
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 5
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Untradable
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 0
The Team Captain #15964
Level 84 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 15964
The All-Father #7875
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 7875
Fancy Dress Uniform #14118
Level 87 Uniform - Crafted
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 14118
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 44 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #17278
Level 5 Facial Hair - Crafted
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 17278
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
The Menpo #1105
Level 59 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 1105
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Sufficiently Lethal Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 190
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Achievement
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Untradable
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Achievement
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Untradable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Traded
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 9 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Untradable
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
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Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Tavish DeGroot Experience #13885
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 13885
The Samur-Eye
Level 22 Hat - Timed Drop
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 50 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen #657
Level 98 - Crafted
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
- Crafted by Steel
- Craft number: 657
The Liquor Locker #2706
Level 11 Treasure - Crafted
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 2706
- Style: Right Hip
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #9080
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 9080
Unremarkable Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Unremarkable Crossbow - Traded
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Kills: 21
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Achievement
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Untradable
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Scarcely Lethal Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Medi Gun - Found in Crate
- Ubers: 27
- Kill Assists: 118
Unremarkable Ubersaw
Level 10 Unremarkable Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 19
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #8978
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 8978
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 92 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Surgeon's Side Satchel #3688
Level 10 Satchel - Crafted
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 3688
The Nine-Pipe Problem #3842
Level 69 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 3842
The Nine-Pipe Problem #6212
Level 87 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 6212
The Nine-Pipe Problem #3544
Level 88 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 3544
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
The Scrap Pack #2421
Level 76 Robot - Crafted
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 2421
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Store Promotion
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
- Uncraftable
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 67 Minigun - Timed Drop
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal Natascha
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Minigun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
- Kills: 42
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Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1 Hat - Crafted
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
The Toss-Proof Towel #3920
Level 34 Apparel - Crafted
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 3920
The Apparatchik's Apparel #2119
Level 86 Shirt - Crafted
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 2119
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 36 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 92 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Sandvich Safe #5475
Level 15 Lunchbox - Crafted
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 5475
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox - Found in Crate
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Notably Dangerous Degreaser
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Kills: 136
- Projectiles Reflected: 75
- Soldiers Killed: 16
- Allies Extinguished: 3
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Lollichop
Level 53 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
Strange Lollichop
Level 82 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- Crafted by Next-gen Hat Simulation Game
- -25% damage vs players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 58 Sign - Timed Drop
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 7
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
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Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Hottie's Hoodie #15404
Level 71 Hat - Crafted
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 15404
The Flamboyant Flamenco #11403
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 11403
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 37 Hat - Traded
- Style: Full Color Paint
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
- Untradable
Apparition's Aspect #9280
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 9280
The Moonman Backpack #7176
Level 15 Fuel Tank - Crafted
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 7176
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 55 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
The Cremator's Conscience #11676
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 11676
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 17 Hat - Crafted
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- +15 cloak on hit
- -20% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Uncraftable
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Wearer cannot disguise
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 25 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 45 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Made Man #12683
Level 93 - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 12683
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #3358
Level 29 Shoes - Crafted
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 3358
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
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The Rescue Ranger
Level 61 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Scarcely Lethal Jag
Level 15 Scarcely Lethal Wrench - Traded
- 30% faster construction rate
- -25% damage penalty
- Sentry Kills: 30
- Kills: 4
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Achievement
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
- Untradable
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The Virtual Reality Headset #3164
Level 10 Headset - Crafted
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
- Craft number: 3164
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset - Timed Drop
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
The Brainiac Goggles #7039
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
- Crafted by Captain Hipster Corgi Gamer
- Craft number: 7039
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair - Steam Purchase
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 78 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy - Steam Purchase
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!