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Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 27.01 | 3.0 |
| EUR | €11.96 | €1.33 |
| GBP | £10.51 | £1.17 |
| RUB | 478.0 | 53.11 |
| USD | $15.91 | $1.77 |
Item statistics
| Action | 8 |
|---|---|
| Hats | 71 |
| Misc | 93 |
| Other | 11 |
| Pda | 2 |
| Weapons | 141 |
| Total | 326 / 500 |
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Mr. Majestic
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Stealing your intel like a boss. The Flash ain't got shit on me.
- Effect: Green Energy
Space Cowboy, the Gangster of Love
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
Cuz I speak of the pompatus of love.
- Effect: Orbiting Planets
- Style: Old School
Strange Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 28 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Fireproof Secret Diary
Level 1 Secret Diary - Timed Drop
It's smoldering a little, but otherwise it seems okay. This thing must be built out of the same stuff they make ancient astronauts from.
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Store Promotion
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Uncraftable
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Strange Part: Halloween Kills
Level 1 - MvM Badge completion reward
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill during the Halloween event.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed During Halloween
Level 1 - Timed Drop
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with it in Mann-vs-Machine games during the Halloween event.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Power Up Canteen
Level 49 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Traded
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #15653
Level 10 Pistol - Crafted
- +15 max health on wearer
- Crafted by Spectreman
- Craft number: 15653
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Flying Guillotine
Level 23 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Traded
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - MvM Squad surplus reward
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Store Promotion
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
- Uncraftable
The Fast Learner
Level 46 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Style: Winter
The Track Terrorizer
Level 73 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
The Hero's Tail #9525
Level 64 Hat - Crafted
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
- Craft number: 9525
- Style: Pigmentation Gained
Painted with After Eight
The Front Runner
Level 32 Hat - Timed Drop
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty candles in the wind.
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Batter's Helmet
Level 46 Hat - Purchased
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
- Uncraftable
Bonk Helm
Level 69 Hat - Purchased
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
- Uncraftable
The Robot Running Man
Level 78 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy!
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Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 0
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 43 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 69 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 93 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
- Crafted by -ZS-E
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 68 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Achievement
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
- Crafted by -ZS-E
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Untradable
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Store Promotion
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
- Uncraftable
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Power Up Canteen #51172
Level 100 Usable Item - Crafted
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Crafted by Spectreman
- Craft number: 51172
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Crafted
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
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The Ghost of Steve Fucking McQueen
Level 45 Hat - Traded
Don't spook my horse, you cunts.
- Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 6 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
- Kills: 2
War
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- Crafted by Spectreman
- Craft number: 2
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Painted with Team Spirit
Famine
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- Crafted by Texman
- Craft number: 3
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Death
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- Crafted by Spectreman
- Craft number: 4
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Nose Candy #159
Level 20 Mask - Crafted
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
- Craft number: 159
Painted with Pink as Hell
Rail Spikes #39
Level 80 Spikes - Crafted
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
- Crafted by Spectreman
- Craft number: 39
Painted with Pink as Hell
The DethKapp #156
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
- Craft number: 156
- Style: Stark Raving Mad
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Store Promotion
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Uncraftable
The Rainblower #40
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Crafted by Spectreman
- Craft number: 40
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Gifted
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 3 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 55 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Traded
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Wicked Nasty Powerjack
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Sledgehammer - Traded
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 547
Strange Lollichop
Level 93 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 0
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Neon Annihilator
Level 95 Sign - Timed Drop
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 69 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 12 Backpack - Found in Crate
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Burning Bongos #1528
Level 72 Bongos - Crafted
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- Craft number: 1528
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
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Degroot's Top Hat
Level 70 Hat - Found in Crate
Over the lips, through the gums, watch out liver here it comes!
- Effect: Green Energy
- Style: Garish and Overbearing
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 35 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Traded
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 90 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Gift from: Paradi$e
- Untradable
Antlers
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
The Human Cannonball #5405
Level 18 Hat - Crafted
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
- Crafted by Spectreman
- Craft number: 5405
The Point and Shoot #11542
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
- Crafted by Spectreman
- Craft number: 11542
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The All-Father #11149
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
- Crafted by Spectreman
- Craft number: 11149
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 67 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 23 Minigun - Timed Drop
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Wicked Nasty Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Boxing Gloves - Traded
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
- Kills: 500
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 11 Hat - Found in Crate
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 25 Hat - Timed Drop
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
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Unusual Hotrod
Level 58 Hat - Found in Crate
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
- Effect: Harvest Moon
The Mutton Mann
Level 74 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 23 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
- Sentry Kills: 0
- Kills: 0
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 11 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Rescue Ranger
Level 85 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Traded
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The Brainiac Hairpiece #409
Level 23 Facial Hair - Crafted
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
- Crafted by Dyl0n
- Craft number: 409
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 43 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Aw, he even has his own hat!
- Crafted by Spectreman
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Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 51 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Wicked Nasty Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Wicked Nasty Crossbow - Traded
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Kills: 534
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Store Promotion
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
- Uncraftable
The Nine-Pipe Problem #5207
Level 16 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Craft number: 5207
- Style: Evening
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Heads will roll.
Garland Greene
Level 48 Hat - Traded
One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
- Effect: Green Energy
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel - Found in Crate
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 53 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
Wicked Nasty Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Sniper Rifle - Traded
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 580
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Gifted
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Wicked Nasty Bushwacka
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Kukri - Traded
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 538
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
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Stabby J. Longfellow
Level 100 Hat - Traded
Your mom loves my pink Cock.
- Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Noh Mercy
Level 73 Hat - Timed Drop
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 97 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Diamondback #4776
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
- Crafted by -ZS-E
- Craft number: 4776
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Crafted
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Wanga Prick #56735
Level 83 Knife - Crafted
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Crafted by shadow9125
- Craft number: 56735
- Wearer cannot disguise
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Business Casual
Level 40 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Painted with Pink as Hell
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Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Can't stop the signal.
- Untradable
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 72 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
- Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Untradable
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Haunted Executioner
Level 68 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Painted with Australium Gold
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 1 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 41 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 18 - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 28 Backpack - Found in Crate
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 79 Hat - Found in Crate
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 6 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
The Adequate Altruist's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Adequate Altruist's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 9
- Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
- Hire Date: 2007-10-18 12:41:51
- Untradable
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 37 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 63 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 14 Lantern - Found in Crate
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 24 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 35 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 77 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 94 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.