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Total181 / 300
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Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item - Crafted
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #7
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #16
17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #17
18
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #18
32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #32
43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #43
43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #43
43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #43
43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #43
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #54
54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #54
54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #54
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
Gift
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Ben
  • Crate Series #55
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item - Timed Drop
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 7
  • Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
  • Effect: Holy Glow
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 53 Hat - Found in Crate
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
  • Hire Date: 2007-12-26 15:36:32
  • Untradable
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 1
  • Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
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Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 98 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 4
Power Up Canteen
Level 65 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - MvM Badge completion reward
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Described
Positively Inhumane Scattergun
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Scattergun - Found in Crate
About 32.23% cooler than a regular Scattergun!
  • Kills: 895
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Flying Guillotine
Level 52 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
The Flying Guillotine
Level 69 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
Strange Flying Guillotine
Level 49 Strange Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 3
Uncharitable Pistol
Level 1 Uncharitable Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 120
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - MvM Badge completion reward
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
  
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Straight outta control point.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
  
The Fast Learner
Level 11 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
  • Uncraftable
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1824
  • Scouts Killed: 405
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Mildly Menacing Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 54
  
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Holy Hunter
Level 75 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Soldered Sensei
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 84 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1692
  • Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 275
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Scarcely Lethal Market Gardener
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 42
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
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Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Keep little healing man close.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Notably Dangerous Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 155
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Positively Inhumane Persian Persuader
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 835
  • Demomen Killed: 95
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - MvM Squad surplus reward
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Bottle
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 94
  • Cloaked Spies Killed: 1
The Samur-Eye
Level 86 Hat - Purchased
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
  • Uncraftable
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 6
  • Kill Assists: 64
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Gift
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Gifted
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • Gift from: TorrentFiend |RAWR [A]
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 62 Hat - Purchased
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 5 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
The Foppish Physician
Level 30 Apparel - Purchased
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Epaulettes
Gore-Spattered Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 492
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  
Officer's Ushanka
Level 56 Hat - Purchased
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Hound Dog
Level 79 Hat - Timed Drop
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
  
Unusual One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Effect: Steaming
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
  
Aqua Flops
Level 89 Flip-Flops - Purchased
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
  
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 86 Apparel - Purchased
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 190
  • Revenges: 0
  • Posthumous Kills: 2
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
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Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Badge completion reward
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Strange Fire Axe
Level 1 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 2
 
Brigade Helm
Level 37 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 34 Hat - Found in Crate
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
 
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 47 Facial Hair - Purchased
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Filamental
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 36 Sapper - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 59 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 87 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Purchased
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Uncraftable
  
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 99 Hat - Timed Drop
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Painted with Australium Gold
21884
The Janissary Ketche #21884
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
  • Crafted by König Panzer Löwen
  • Craft number: 21884
  • Untradable
Base Metal Billycock
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
Le Party Phantom
Level 25 Hat - Timed Drop
Camera Beard
Level 11 Facial Hair - Purchased
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
  • Style: Epaulettes
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Engineer's Cap
Level 37 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted