Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 16.99 | 16.99 |
| EUR | €7.49 | €7.49 |
| GBP | £6.99 | £6.99 |
| RUB | 299.0 | 299.0 |
| USD | $9.99 | $9.99 |
Item statistics
| Action | 1 |
|---|---|
| Hats | 6 |
| Misc | 2 |
| Pda | 2 |
| Weapons | 50 |
| Total | 61 / 300 |
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Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2010-11-10 04:13:46
- Untradable
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
- Untradable
The Widowmaker #33937
Level 5 Shotgun - Crafted
- Crafted by Peniscat69
- Craft number: 33937
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
- Untradable
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Detonator #84689
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- Crafted by Peniscat69
- Craft number: 84689
- +25% damage to self
- Untradable
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Traded
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Store Promotion
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
- Uncraftable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Store Promotion
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Uncraftable
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
Somewhat Threatening Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Somewhat Threatening Crossbow - Traded
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Kills: 86
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius

The Big Penis
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Store Promotion
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
- Uncraftable
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Store Promotion
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Uncraftable
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Achievement
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Untradable
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Store Promotion
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
- Uncraftable
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Unremarkable Brass Beast
Level 5 Unremarkable Minigun - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
- Kills: 12
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Untradable
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 1
- Untradable
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Gifted
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- Gift from: RaineKun
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Gifted
- Gift from: =T$E=Hal.onoob
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
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The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Store Promotion
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Uncraftable
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Purchased
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
- Uncraftable
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds