'Do no harm.'

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.

While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.

Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Spiky end goes into other man.

Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.

Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.

Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

'Do no harm.'

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!

Spiky end goes into other man.

Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

Heads will roll.

While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!

Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!

Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!

Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!

Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!

Spiky end goes into other man.

Spiky end goes into other man.

Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.

While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

Heads will roll.

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.

Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing

Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

Heads will roll.

Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Used to wrap other items for gifting.

Used to wrap other items for gifting.

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Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Linux represent!

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

OSX represent!

OSX represent!

OSX represent!

OSX represent!

OSX represent!

OSX represent!

Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.

Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.

OSX represent!

Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!

Left 4 You.

Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'

Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'

Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'

Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.

Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.

Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.

Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.

Because a Gentleman is not one without one.

For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.

This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.

Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.

Way way more ghastly.

I'm the writer, the director, and the star.

You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!

This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.

[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]

Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.

Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.

Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.

Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped it, or unwrap it if you received it!

When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon.

Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.

Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.

Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.

You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.

If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.

One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!

Straight outta control point.

Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase: effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you handsome devil.

The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Spiky end goes into other man.

While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.

Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!

We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

Let's see you do that again, Private.

I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.

The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.

Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!

You can't tell, but he's furious.

Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!

A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing

Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.

Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.

Humorously vellicating vitreous.

Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.

Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!

If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'

'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'

Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.

No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.

Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.

Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.

Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.

This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.

Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.

Every little thing is gonna be alright.

Splash the pot with all you got.

Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!

Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!

This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!

For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].

I put on my wizard's hat.

Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.

Do not try to bluff Sasha.

Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.

Let's get physical. Physical.

Keep little healing man close.

Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.

Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!

A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!

No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.

Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.

Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.

It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!

A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.

If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.

Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

'Do no harm.'

Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.

Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.

Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.

Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.

The good, the bad, and the dead.

Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Heads will roll.

Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask

If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."

Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.

Slay it with flowers.

Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

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Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.

From another era.

He had one all along...

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.

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