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The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Gift
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Fazert 500ml [xCoke™]
  • Crate Series #56
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
Gift
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Fazert 500ml [xCoke™]
  • Crate Series #55
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Part: Scouts Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Scouts you kill with that weapon.
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Teddy Robobelt
Level 88 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 47 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 52 Hat - Found in Crate
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Fazert 500ml [xCoke™]
  • Crate Series #58
Gift
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Gifted
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Gift from: Fazert 500ml [xCoke™]
  • Crate Series #58
  
The Fast Learner
Level 54 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
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Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 54 Hat - Traded
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 78 Hat - Traded
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 93 Hat - Timed Drop
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 2 Hat - Timed Drop
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 7 Hat - Traded
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Traded
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Handyman's Handle
Level 60 Hat - Crafted
Clears all sorts of blockage.
  • Untradable
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 73 Hat - Traded
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Napper's Respite
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
After a long day of burning scouts.
Old Guadalajara
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 43 Hat - Crafted
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
  • Crafted by Low Bam
 
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 35 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Full Color Paint
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
9802
Connoisseur's Cap #9802
Level 4 Hat - Crafted
You're today's theme ingredient...
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 9802
  
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 28 Hat - Traded
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
The Attendant
Level 6 Hat - Traded
Prancer's Pride
Level 68 Hat - Traded
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 15 Facial Hair - Traded
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
  • Style: Streamlined
Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 175
Sufficiently Lethal Backburner
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 219
Face-Melting Degreaser
Level 10 Face-Melting Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 1327
  • Allies Extinguished: 458
  • Posthumous Kills: 80
  • Projectiles Reflected: 1455
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 3
Positively Inhumane Flare Gun
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Flare Gun - Traded
  • Kills: 832
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 6
Strange Lollichop
Level 81 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 1
Wicked Nasty Axtinguisher
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 709
  • Critical Kills: 571
Described
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Sleep Now in The Fire...
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
123311
The Phlogistinator #123311
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 123311
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
26999
Detonator #26999
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 26999
  • +25% damage to self
  • Untradable
57708
The Scorch Shot #57708
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 57708
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 98 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Described
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Traded
Left 4 Low.
 
Max's Severed Head
Level 29 Hat - Traded
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
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Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 73 Hat - Traded
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 8 Hat - Traded
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 85 Hat - Traded
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
  
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 8 Hat - Traded
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 42 Hat - Traded
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 59 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Low Bam
 
Defiant Spartan
Level 83 Hat - Crafted
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Honcho's Headgear
Level 60 Hat - Crafted
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
  • Crafted by Low Bam
Lumbricus Lid
Level 52 Hat - Traded
Stout Shako
Level 52 Hat - Timed Drop
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
The Lucky Shot
Level 76 Hat - Timed Drop
Let's see you do that again, Private.
 
Exquisite Rack
Level 15 Hat - Traded
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
The War Pig
Level 51 Hat - Found in Crate
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
  • Style: Conspicuous
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 95 Facial Hair - Purchased
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Uncraftable
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 58 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
  
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Soldier's Stogie
Level 75 Cigar - Timed Drop
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Face-Melting Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Face-Melting Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1338
  • Scouts Killed: 282
  • Demomen Killed: 106
  • Soldiers Killed: 161
Notably Dangerous Direct Hit
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 144
Spectacularly Lethal Black Box
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 337
Sufficiently Lethal Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 182
Rage-Inducing Shotgun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Shotgun - Traded
  • Kills: 2271
Uncharitable Market Gardener
Level 10 Uncharitable Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 107
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 2
Somewhat Threatening Escape Plan
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 93
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
12049
The Original #12049
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 12049
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
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Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 17 Hat - Traded
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
 
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 89 Hat - Traded
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 47 Hat - Traded
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
 
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 84 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 52 Hat - Purchased
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
  • Uncraftable
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel - Timed Drop
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  
6211
Villain's Veil #6211
Level 37 Hat - Crafted
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Craft number: 6211
  • Style: Smooth Assassin
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
NamedDescribed
M40A3
Level 1 Face-Melting Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Bolt-action sniper rifle. Effective at long range. [Call of Duty 4 ♥]
  • Kills: 1474
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 149
  • Headshot Kills: 1204
Mildly Menacing Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 65
Notably Dangerous SMG
Level 1 Notably Dangerous SMG - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 158
Positively Inhumane Jarate
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 988
  • Allies Extinguished: 84
Unremarkable Razorback
Level 10 Unremarkable Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 11
Somewhat Threatening Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 76
NamedDescribed
M40A3
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Bolt-Action sniper rifle. Effective at long range.
23389
The Bazaar Bargain #23389
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 23389
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
153467
The Machina #153467
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 153467
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Gifted

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
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Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 4 Hat - Traded
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 96 Hat - Traded
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 99 Hat - Traded
 
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 23 Hat - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square - Timed Drop
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 26 Pipe - Purchased
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Style: Evening
  • Uncraftable
Uncharitable Medi Gun
Level 1 Uncharitable Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 115
  • Kill Assists: 319
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
 
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 31 Hat - Traded
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 58 Hat - Traded
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 90 Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
 
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 91 Hat - Traded
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Sober Stuntman
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Described
Sufficiently Lethal Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Made in serbia
  • Kills: 220
  • Gib Kills: 188
Positively Inhumane Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 963
Sufficiently Lethal Bottle
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 202
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Spike And Arrow
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Traded
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
18159
The Persian Persuader #18159
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 18159
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
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Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 72 Hat - Timed Drop
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 28 Hat - Timed Drop
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 45 Hat - Timed Drop
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 40 Hat - Timed Drop
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
The Fast Learner
Level 43 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
Epic Scattergun
Level 1 Epic Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 5028
Unremarkable Shortstop
Level 1 Unremarkable Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 10
Sufficiently Lethal Pistol
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 208
Gore-Spattered Bat
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 406
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Traded
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • 40% more accurate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
  • -30% damage penalty
  • 35% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost resets on jump
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Mining Light
Level 80 Hat - Timed Drop
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 2 Hat - Timed Drop
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 68 Hat - Traded
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Traded
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Steam Purchase
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
 
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 57 Hat - Traded
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Idea Tube
Level 79 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 34 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
  • Crafted by Low Bam
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs - Found in Crate
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 18 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and does slight damage to players
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -35 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
7
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 64 Hat - Traded
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 28 Hat - Timed Drop
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
  
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 99 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
 
Coupe D'isaster
Level 39 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Australium Gold
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 60 Hat - Traded
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 65 Hat - Found in Crate
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
 
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat - Traded
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
17969
The One-Man Army #17969
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 17969
The Carl
Level 61 Hair - Purchased
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
Security Shades
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
  
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Purchased
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 5 Shirt - Timed Drop
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Hunger Force
Level 25 Shirt - Purchased
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
Aqua Flops
Level 92 Flip-Flops - Purchased
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
Gore-Spattered Minigun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 463
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
5905
The Eviction Notice #5905
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 5905
  • -60% damage penalty
  • Untradable
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 23 Hat - Traded
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 32 Hat - Traded
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
 
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 81 Facial Hair - Traded
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Private Eye
Level 28 Hat - Timed Drop
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
The Business Casual
Level 79 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Le Party Phantom
Level 22 Hat - Traded
1150
The Cut Throat Concierge #1150
Level 28 Shirt - Crafted
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 1150
Described
Gore-Spattered Revolver
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Revolver - Traded
Hey revolver, don't mothers, make good fathers ? Revolver!
  • Kills: 357
Scarcely Lethal Ambassador
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 26
Wicked Nasty Knife
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 639
24028
The Enforcer #24028
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
  • Crafted by Low Bam
  • Craft number: 24028
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 51 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
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Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 1
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 2
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 79 Hat - Found in Crate
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 6
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 0
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 0
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #54
54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #54
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #54
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
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  • Crate Series #47
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #45
58
RoboCrate
Level 13 - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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  • Crate Series #47
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20
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 20
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
24
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 24
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
21
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor - Purchased
  • Quantity: 21
  • Uncraftable
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 64 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode. You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when you complete a mission.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 64 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
 
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
 
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 41 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift - Purchased
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
  • Uncraftable
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
  • Untradable
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
  • Untradable
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
  • Untradable
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code - Achievement
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from your backpack to claim the code.
  • Untradable
10
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
  • Style: Beakless
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Traded
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge - Earned
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
 
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge - Traded
1059
The Deus Specs #1059
Level 10 Glasses - Traded
  • Craft number: 1059
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 31 Hat - Traded
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 55 Hat - Timed Drop
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
 
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastly
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 100 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Purchased
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • Uncraftable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 96 Hat - Traded
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
 
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastly
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your undying hatred for the living.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Untradable
The Under Cover
Level 37 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 3 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 6 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge - Timed Drop
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
  • Hire Date: 2008-08-11 00:00:00
  • Untradable
  
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
  • Effect: Holy Glow
  • Untradable
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 24 Hat - Traded
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastly
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Untradable