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Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 223.27 | 6.77 |
| EUR | €100.47 | €3.04 |
| GBP | £91.67 | £2.78 |
| RUB | 3869.58 | 117.26 |
| USD | $131.17 | $3.97 |
Item statistics
| Action | 12 |
|---|---|
| Building | 4 |
| Hats | 97 |
| Misc | 82 |
| Other | 122 |
| Pda | 5 |
| Weapons | 185 |
| Total | 507 / 1000 |
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The Flying Guillotine
Level 65 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Gifted
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 69 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
The Data Mining Light
Level 93 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 37 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
Soldered Sensei
Level 5 Hat - Found in Crate
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 56 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 34 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 69 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift - Found in Crate
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe - Steam Purchase
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Samson Skewer
Level 66 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Untradable
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 6 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
- Untradable
The Necronomicrown
Level 2 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
- Untradable
2
3
❤ - Hei x Haruhi - ❤
Level 100 Ring - Purchased
- A perpetual bond of commitment between Hei
- and Suzumiya Haruhi, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Obey Suzumiya Haruhi-sama!
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Craft number: 813
Once, Twice, Thrice, So Much Haruhi!
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Craft number: 274
A Rose For Haruhi
Level 52 - Crafted
Roses are RED, Violets are BLU, Sugar is SWEET, and this ROSE is for U! 2-14-12
- Craft number: 6906
Genuine UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Fall 2011
- Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Platinum
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 6
- Untradable
4
Chinese Electric Batman
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
Darker Than Black - Kuro No Shinigami (The 1st Power Surge Le Party Phantom)
- Effect: Power Surge
Suzumiya
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Revolver - Found in Crate
Seeing 102 gets me SUPER HORNY!!!
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 1990
- Headshot Kills: 891
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 380
Nullity-Inducing Invis Watch
Level 1 Nullity-Inducing Invis Watch - Found in Crate
- Seconds Cloaked: 35442
Suzumiya
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Suzumiya
Level 5 Hale's Own Revolver - Traded
Seeing 102 Gets Me HORNY! ;-)
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 14448
- Headshot Kills: 2875
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 1034
Suzumiya
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Revolver - Found in Crate
- +15 cloak on hit
- -20% damage penalty
- Kills: 81
Suzumiya
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
- Crafted by Hei
- Craft number: 757
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
- Untradable
Suzumiya
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 5
Haruhi
Level 1 Knife - Steam Purchase
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Haruhi
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Knife - Found in Crate
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Kills: 480
Haruhi
Level 69 Knife - Purchased
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Uncraftable
Haruhi
Level 1 Strange Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
Haruhi
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
- Kills: 77
Lancelnopt Synchrotron Radiation: BK-201
Level 1 Mann Co. Select Sapper - Found in Crate
The Very 1st Strange Sapper Unboxed!
- Buildings Sapped: 3914
Lancelnopt Synchrotron Radiation: BK-201
Level 69 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
Kawarimi No Jutsu
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Invis Watch - Found in Crate
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
- Deaths Feigned: 2381
Level 69 Corner Fapping Watch
Level 69 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
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Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 69 Hat - Traded
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 69 Hat - Timed Drop
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
but just as round on top.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 69 Hat - Traded
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
JAMES HARDEN, NIGGA!
Level 69 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 69 Hat - Timed Drop
Because real espionage is an artform.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 69 Hat - Traded
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Made Man
Level 69 - Purchased
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a spy.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses - Timed Drop
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 69 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 69 Shoes - Timed Drop
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Business Casual
Level 69 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Ninja Cowl
Level 69 Hat - Purchased
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Stealth Steeler
Level 69 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is spine-crushing entertainment!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Hat of Cards
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
- Style: Epaulettes
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 69 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 69 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Dapper Disguise
Level 99 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
- Untradable
Base Metal Billycock
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
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Yeah, I'm Chinese and what?
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
The Flying Guillotine
Level 69 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
Horny Haunted Hoodlum
Level 69 Hat - Traded
Level 69, Nuff Said!
- Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
- Style: Pigmentation Gained
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 69 Hat - Traded
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
The Fast Learner
Level 99 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
- Crafted by Hei
- Style: Winter
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 69 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Flying Guillotine
Level 69 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
Haruhi Drop-Kick!
Level 1 Hale's Own Scattergun - Traded
- Kills: 46461
- Heavies Killed: 1521
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 5884
- Scouts Killed: 1485
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
- Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
- Kills: 0
Strange Soda Popper
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 2
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
- Kills: 0
Server-Clearing Pistol
Level 1 Server-Clearing Pistol - Traded
- Kills: 4868
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 500
- Scouts Killed: 200
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Timed Drop
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Winger #99393
Level 15 Pistol - Crafted
- +15% damage bonus
- Crafted by Hei
- Craft number: 99393
- -60% clip size
Orgasmic Sauce
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Non-Milk Substance - Traded
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
- Sodden Victims: 525
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #866
Level 10 Pistol - Crafted
- +15 max health on wearer
- Crafted by Hei
- Craft number: 866
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Uncharitable Flying Guillotine
Level 69 Uncharitable Cleaver - Found in Crate
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 104
- Critical Kills: 61
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 10
Balled On!
Level 15 Positively Inhumane Bat - Traded
-snake kяyptonite-
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
- Kills: 796
- Posthumous Kills: 0
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Store Promotion
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
- Uncraftable
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Strange Bat - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- Kills: 1
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Steam Purchase
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
- Kills: 3
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
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Heads will roll.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 69 Hat - Traded
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Hei's Fated Veil
Level 75 Hat - Traded
Fate brought this veil to me. *NOT FOR TRADE/SALE*
- Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Koala Compact
Level 69 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 69 - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Suou Pavlichenko - DOKKAN!
Level 1 Hale's Own Sniper Rifle - Traded
- Kills: 27958
- Headshot Kills: 13720
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 2317
- Snipers Killed: 1415
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Traded
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 0
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Kills: 5
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
Heads will roll.
- Crafted by Hei
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
- Untradable
Pee's Out!
Level 5 Hale's Own Jar Based Karate - Traded
-Gareth G.C.-
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire - Sodden Victims: 17838
- Allies Extinguished: 414
Uncharitable Razorback
Level 10 Uncharitable Shield - Traded
- Blocks a single backstab attempt
- Spies Shocked: 123
The Cozy Camper #624
Level 10 Backpack - Crafted
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- Crafted by Hei
- Craft number: 624
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
- Untradable
The Cleaner's Carbine #296
Level 1 SMG - Crafted
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- Crafted by Hei
- Craft number: 296
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Server-Clearing Bushwacka
Level 5 Server-Clearing Kukri - Found in Crate
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 3519
- Critical Kills: 1785
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Hale's Own Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Traded
- Kills: 25225
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 4514
- Soldiers Killed: 2551
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
Face-Melting Direct Hit
Level 1 Face-Melting Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 1268
Sufficiently Lethal Black Box
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - Traded
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 209
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 0
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
- Crafted by Hei
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
- Untradable
Scarcely Lethal Beggar's Bazooka
Level 69 Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
- Kills: 35
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Store Promotion
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
- Uncraftable
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Traded
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Somewhat Threatening Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Shotgun - Found in Crate
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Kills: 95
Broken-In Mantreads
Level 10 Broken-In Boots - Found in Crate
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Opponents Flattened: 1
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - CD Key
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Sufficiently Lethal Equalizer
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 178
Gore-Spattered Escape Plan
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Pickaxe - Found in Crate
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Kills: 391
Erotic Orgasm Tool!
Level 10 Riding Crop - Crafted
Why would VALVE release such a SEXUAL weapon? OH WELLS! ;)
- Crafted by Hei
- Craft number: 4068
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
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The Bearded Bombardier
Level 69 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Polly Want A...*NIGGA PLEASE*!
Level 69 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Hale's Own Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Grenade Launcher - Traded
- Kills: 14257
- Airborne Enemy Kills: 2717
- Buildings Destroyed: 2451
- Dominations: 327
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 0
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Hale's Own Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
- Kills: 10992
- Buildings Destroyed: 1474
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
Unremarkable Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Unremarkable Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Kills: 16
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
- Kills: 0
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Spike
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Gifted
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
- Gift from: Hei
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 0
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 69 Axe - Traded
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Store Promotion
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Uncraftable
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Traded
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 2
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Store Promotion
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
- Uncraftable
Gore-Spattered Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Stick Bomb - Found in Crate
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 445
Wicked Nasty Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Wicked Nasty Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Kills: 551
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Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
Rail Spikes
Level 7 Spikes - Purchased
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Unremarkable Rainblower
Level 10 Unremarkable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 13
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
- Kills: 4
*R*A*I*N*B*O*W* *S*P*R*A*Y*E*R*
Level 10 Rage-Inducing Flame Thrower - Traded
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Kills: 2043
- Projectiles Reflected: 2137
- Posthumous Kills: 55
- Allies Extinguished: 698
The Phlogistinator #442
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- Crafted by Hei
- Craft number: 442
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
- Untradable
Unremarkable Detonator
Level 10 Unremarkable Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- +25% damage to self
- Kills: 12
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot #975
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
- Crafted by Hei
- Craft number: 975
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
Unremarkable Lollichop
Level 69 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
- Kills: 12
Notably Dangerous Axtinguisher
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Fire Axe - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
- Kills: 146
*!Going Postal!*
Level 10 Mailbox - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
- Kills: 0
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Crafted
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Unremarkable Powerjack
Level 5 Unremarkable Sledgehammer - Traded
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 19
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
- Kills: 0
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Steam Purchase
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
The Third Degree #793
Level 10 Fire Axe - Crafted
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- Craft number: 793
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
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*Suzumiya Haruhi-Sama*
Level 69 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Strange Frontier Justice
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000 #2467
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Craft number: 2467
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 69 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
!!! * MINI-SENTRY FAGGOT * !!!
Level 15 Server-Clearing Robot Arm - Found in Crate
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
- Sentry Kills: 2965
- Kills: 239
- Sappers Removed: 98
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 1
Truly Feared Jag
Level 15 Truly Feared Wrench - Traded
- 30% faster construction rate
- -25% damage penalty
- Sentry Kills: 254
- Kills: 26
The Eureka Effect #113
Level 20 Wrench - Crafted
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- Crafted by Hei
- Craft number: 113
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
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Spectacularly Lethal Blutsauger
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
- Kills: 333
Sufficiently Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Sufficiently Lethal Crossbow - Traded
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Kills: 204
- Posthumous Kills: 0
Mildly Menacing Overdose
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 63
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Strange Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Ubers: 4
- Kill Assists: 1
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Crafted
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Crafted by Hei
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
Face-Melting Ubersaw
Level 10 Face-Melting Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 1348
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Traded
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
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Strange Natascha
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
- Kills: 0
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
- Kills: 1
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Traded
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- +33% clip size
- -15% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists - Steam Purchase
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
- Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Scarcely Lethal Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
- Kills: 29
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 0
Almost Amusing Holiday Punch
Level 10 Almost Amusing Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
- Tickle Fights Won: 38
- Kills: 23
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Power Up Canteen
Level 69 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Gift from: Suzumiya Haruhi
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
- Uncraftable
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Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
A Tribute to Suzumiya Haruhi-Sama
Level 69 Hat - Traded
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Style: Ghostly
- Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Kuro No Shinigami
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
DARKER THAN BLACK
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Traded
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Untradable
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
SOS団 - Super Director
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
- Untradable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
E hele mākou i kahakai.
- Style: Carefree Summer Nap
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Break news, spirits and heads.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghostly
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat.
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
- Style: Spine-Twisting
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 99 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
- Gift from: Suzumiya Haruhi
- Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 32 Hat - Achievement
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Untradable
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Untradable
Haunted Executioner
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.
- Style: Boston Style
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
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Mercenary
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
- Hire Date: 2010-10-03 23:18:38
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 5 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
Deal With It!
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
- Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
❤ Heartful Horniness ❤
Level 1 The Lord of Largesse's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 69
- Untradable
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 69 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash - Timed Drop
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
- Style: Bear
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
- Style: Yes, Cigar
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 5 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
The RoBro 3000
Level 69 Robot - Purchased
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
- Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 4 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 69 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck - Steam Purchase
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Tuxxy
Level 69 Tuxedo - Purchased
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The Merc's Muffler
Level 69 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
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A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Backpack Expander
Level 55 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1 - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Purchased
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
Backpack Expander
Level 52 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)