Project P
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The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Unusual Big Chief
Level 50 Hat - Traded
  • Effect: Sunbeams
Genuine UGC 4vs4 Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC 4vs4 League Season 1
  • Untradable
Genuine UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC 6vs6 League Season 14
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Stockpile Crate
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate contains four items randomly selected from a small set. You can adjust which four items are selected from your backpack.

You need a Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Community Stickybomb Launcher
Level 50 Stickybomb Launcher - Support Granted
  • Effect: Community Sparkle
  • Exorcism
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Mann Co. Stockpile Crate
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate contains four items randomly selected from a small set. You can adjust which four items are selected from your backpack.

You need a Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Genuine UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 12
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Stockpile Crate
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate contains four items randomly selected from a small set. You can adjust which four items are selected from your backpack.

You need a Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Described
Unusual Pyromancer's Mask
Level 52 Hat - Found in Crate
YEP - I REALLY DO USE THE BACKBURNER TO SCORCH YER ARSE. . .
  • Effect: Scorching Flames
  • Style: Stylish Paint
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Named
Noble Tower of Terrifying Ghosts
Level 80 Hat - Traded
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
  • Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Genuine UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 11
  • Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
  • Untradable
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #77
NamedDescribed
Noobi's 7th LEVEL 77 Lucky MAX HEAD
Level 77 Hat - Traded
LEVEL 77 LUCKY RABBIT'S HEAD - DIRECTIONS: KEEP IN BP WHEN UNBOXING FOR UNUSUALS
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #77
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 6
  • Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 9
  • Untradable
Unusual Blighted Beak
Level 55 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Green Confetti
  • Style: Yersinia Pestis
NamedDescribed
NoobEater's Macho Mask
Level 58 Hat - Traded
Noobs are just tasty Hors d'oeuvres - mmm mmm good !
  • Effect: Vivid Plasma
  • Style: El Macho
Genuine ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 3
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Untradable
Genuine Ready Steady Pan Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 2
  • Untradable
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #77
Hale's Own Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Hale's Own Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 9559
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #77
Genuine UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
Genuine UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC 6vs6 League Season 13
  • Untradable
NamedDescribed
Medicus In Pestilentia
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
It keeps you from noticing how dilated my pupils are.
  • Effect: Blizzardy Storm
  • Style: Yersinia Pestis
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Named
FLYING MACH 2 with my HAIR ON FIRE !
Level 71 Hat - Traded
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
  • Effect: Burning Flames
Genuine UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC 6vs6 League Season 11
  • Untradable
Gift
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Gift from: |K}{R|ωιldЋΔηg
  • Untradable
DescribedGift
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Me Coin Treasure I stoled from the great Robin Walker
  • Gift from: MadStyle
  • Style: Treasure Hat
  • Untradable
Hale's Own Scattergun
Level 1 Hale's Own Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 15160
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The RoBro 3000
Level 54 Robot - Found in Crate
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge - Timed Drop
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
  • Hire Date: 2008-07-17 00:28:06
  • Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
UGC Highlander League Season 8
  • Untradable
Unusual Large Luchadore
Level 38 Hat - Found in Crate
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
  • Effect: Massed Flies
  • Style: El Macho
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Mann Co. Stockpile Crate
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate contains four items randomly selected from a small set. You can adjust which four items are selected from your backpack.

You need a Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
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Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
Fall 2013 Gourd Crate Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to unlock a Fall 2013 Gourd Crate.
  • Uncraftable
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Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
Gift
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: VoOdOo
  • Crate Series #76
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
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Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #83
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Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
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Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #79
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Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and can no longer be opened.
  • Crate Series #78
83
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #83
Spellbook Magazine
Level 94 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Mann Co. Stockpile Crate
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate contains four items randomly selected from a small set. You can adjust which four items are selected from your backpack.

You need a Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
The Toowoomba Tunic
Level 99 Apparel - Found in Crate
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #76
Gift
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: VoOdOo
  • Crate Series #76
Gift
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: VoOdOo
  • Crate Series #76
Spellbook Magazine
Level 100 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Found in Crate
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Mann Co. Stockpile Crate
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate contains four items randomly selected from a small set. You can adjust which four items are selected from your backpack.

You need a Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 45 Hat - Timed Drop
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
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Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #82
76
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #76
83
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #83
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Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #83
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Found in Crate
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item - Crafted
Mann Co. Audition Reel
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This locked reel contains a random taunt from the Love And War update and also has a rare chance to contain an unusual taunt with special effects!

You need a standard Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
The Anger
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
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Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #83
Gift
82
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Gifted
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Gift from: Tylerman
  • Crate Series #82
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #76
82
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #82
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Found in Crate
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
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Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Huo-Long Heater
Level 2 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Huo-Long Heater
Level 80 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Huo-Long Heater
Level 8 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
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Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Lollichop
Level 38 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 0
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Lollichop
Level 56 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-22 15:16:47
  • Spies Shocked: 0
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Lollichop
Level 87 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Strange Bonesaw - Traded
  • Kills: 0
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Strange Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 0
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Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Strange Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 0
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Strange Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 0
Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Strange Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 0
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10% health.
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 0
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're dead.
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Bat
Level 1 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 8
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 0
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're dead.
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The Timeless Topper
Level 63 Hat - Found in Crate
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 59 Hat - Found in Crate
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
The Whirly Warrior
Level 17 Helmet - Found in Crate
"To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the Eiffel Tower, which I'm about to bring down. This concludes our helicopter tour of France."
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 12 Hat - Found in Crate
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
The Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Let's get physical. Physical.
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package - Timed Drop
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened from your backpack.
Spellbook Magazine
Level 63 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 5 Hat - Found in Crate
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
The FR-0
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Pampered Pyro
Level 10 Towel - Found in Crate
Today, it's YOU Fortress. You deserve it.
Professional's Panama
Level 36 Hat - Found in Crate
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
Runner's Warm-Up
Level 35 Hat - Found in Crate
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package - Timed Drop
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened from your backpack.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 49 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
The Well-Rounded Rifleman
Level 73 Hat - Found in Crate
The smooth lines of this versatile number will be instantly vaguely familiar to anyone who's ever seen a train conductor, been arrested in France, or fought in the U.S. Civil War.
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
The Black Watch
Level 26 Hat - Found in Crate
This Scottish infantry tam o'shanter commemorates the desperately sober 5th batallion, who tried to make liquor out of gunpowder and accidentally invented sticky bombs.
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Original
The Mann of Reason
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat - Traded
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 82 Hat - Found in Crate
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari.
The Well-Rounded Rifleman
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
The smooth lines of this versatile number will be instantly vaguely familiar to anyone who's ever seen a train conductor, been arrested in France, or fought in the U.S. Civil War.
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
Das Naggenvatcher
Level 9 Hat - Found in Crate
"In the center of your head lives a skeleton. It is not enough! This hat is a head-skeleton for the outside." (Description translated from German.)
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
Desert Marauder
Level 31 Hat - Timed Drop
The Powdered Practitioner
Level 68 Hat - Found in Crate
An integral part of any travel survival kit, this wig will help you escape Disney World if the Hall of Presidents ever comes to life. Comes with tri-corn hat in case Pirates of the Caribbean comes to life instead.
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
The Nunhood
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2014-01-05 08:00:00
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
The Dread Knot
Level 22 Hat - Gifted
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 26 Hat - Traded
The Pom-Pommed Provocateur
Level 9 Hat - Found in Crate
The thick woolen pom-pom stitched to the top of this ski mask is filled with poison, in case you are captured by people who want information on why you look ridiculous.
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Traded
The Burning Bandana
Level 86 Bandana - Found in Crate
Time to clean house.
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
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Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Haunted Master Mind
Level 70 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Traded
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Squid's Lid
Level 5 Hat - Found in Crate
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Gifted
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: Gain Mini-crits for 8 seconds.
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Press 'Reload' to activate focus
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Traded
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: Gain Mini-crits for 8 seconds.
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Press 'Reload' to activate focus
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Gifted
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Found in Crate
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The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Gifted
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Lollichop
Level 82 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Neon Annihilator
Level 44 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Gifted
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Lollichop
Level 35 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Neon Annihilator
Level 81 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 47 Backpack - Found in Crate
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
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Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 89 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 44 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Festive Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 53 Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
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Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Classic
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Gifted
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Classic
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Classic
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Gifted
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
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The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 17 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Gifted
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 85 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
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The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Gifted
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Traded
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
  • -34% clip size
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 34 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Festive Black Box
Level 80 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Tradable After: 2014-01-05 08:00:00
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
  • -34% clip size
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 68 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Timed Drop
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
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Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Flying Guillotine
Level 48 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirsty
Gift
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Gifted
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Gift from: Zachary.R.
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Flying Guillotine
Level 68 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirsty
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
    Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • No metal from dispensers when active.
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Rescue Ranger
Level 18 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
    Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • No metal from dispensers when active.
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Rescue Ranger
Level 72 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Australium Gold
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
After Eight
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with After Eight
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • 50% slower repair rate
  • 50% slower upgrade rate
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Drably Olive
A Mann's Mint
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Mann's Mint
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • 50% slower repair rate
  • 50% slower upgrade rate
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Pink as Hell
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Pink as Hell
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
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Mann Co. Painting Set
Level 1 Package - Found in Crate
This Do-It-Yourself Mann Co. painting set comes with samples of a few different colors that are, legally-speaking, absolutely, definitely not giving off toxic fumes.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket - Gifted
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge.
  • Untradable
The Merc's Muffler
Level 6 Scarf - Found in Crate
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
The Tuxxy
Level 52 Tuxedo - Timed Drop
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Timed Drop
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Traded
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Team Spirit
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items the color of your current team.
Painted with Team Spirit
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
The Kiss King
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Power Up Canteen
Level 36 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Gift
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Purchased
Express your undying hatred for the living.
  • Gift from: |K}{R|ωιldЋΔηg
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Uncraftable
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastlier
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat - Traded
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Team Spirit
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items the color of your current team.
Painted with Team Spirit
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Hong Kong Cone
Level 71 Hat - Gifted
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Style: Ghastlier
  • Untradable
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat - Traded
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Mutton Mann
Level 50 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
The Satisfactory Santa's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Satisfactory Santa's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 13
  • Untradable
Flair!
Level 20 Flair! - Timed Drop
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Macho Mann
Level 62 Glasses - Found in Crate
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Can't stop the signal.
  • Untradable
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat - Gifted
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
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Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Traded
  • Quantity: 24
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier - Recipe output
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Found in Crate
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
  • Effect: Holy Glow
  • Untradable
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat - Traded
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
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Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Haunted Haunted Hat
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
Strange Part: Domination Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that weapon.
Strange Part: Robot Spies Destroyed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Robot Spies you destroy with it in Mann vs. Machine games.
Strange Part: Giant Robots Destroyed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Giant Robots you destroy with it in Mann vs. Machine games.
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10% health.
Strange Part: Critical Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with critical hits from that weapon.
Taunt: Deep Fried Desire
Level 97 Special Taunt - Purchased
Scout Taunt
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 72 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
  • Style: Haunting
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne from a rocket/stickyjump.
Strange Part: Snipers Killed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with it in Mann vs. Machine games.
Strange Part: Defender Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while they are carrying the intel, pushing the cart, or capturing a point.
Taunt: Battin' a Thousand
Level 92 Special Taunt - Purchased
Scout Taunt
Taunt: Skullcracker
Level 94 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Guano
Level 45 Spooky Companion - Purchased
The Scottish Snarl
Level 27 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Scouts Killed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Scouts you kill with that weapon.
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 58 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Level 28 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Gib Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you gib with that weapon.
Strange Part: Heavies Killed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Heavies you kill with that weapon.
Taunt: Conga
Level 32 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a group taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.
Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Timed Drop
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that weapon.
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
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The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel - Timed Drop
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Jingle all the way
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 32 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Crafted
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
Mildly Menacing Boston Basher
Level 25 Mildly Menacing Bat - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  • Kills: 65
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Traded
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Style: I Can't Hear You
Unremarkable Sandman
Level 15 Unremarkable Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 10
7827
The Flying Guillotine #7827
Level 41 Cleaver - Crafted
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 7827
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirsty
14471
The Soda Popper #14471
Level 10 Scattergun - Crafted
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 14471
  • -66% clip size
Named
YOU ARE FREAKIN' DEAD!
Level 1 Scattergun - Traded
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Haunted Terrier Trousers
Level 38 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Unremarkable Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Unremarkable Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Unremarkable Shortstop
Level 1 Unremarkable Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 10
The Flapjack
Level 92 Apparel - Found in Crate
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Flying Guillotine
Level 61 Unremarkable Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 10
  • Style: Thirsty
Unremarkable Soda Popper
Level 10 Unremarkable Scattergun - Found in Crate
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 10
The Little Drummer Mann
Level 56 Apparel - Found in Crate
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Unremarkable Festive Force-A-Nature
Level 42 Unremarkable Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 10
4825
The Winger #4825
Level 15 Pistol - Crafted
  • +15% damage bonus
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 4825
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
The Fast Learner
Level 18 Shirt - Found in Crate
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Summer
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Milkman
Level 16 Hat - Traded
7306
The Atomizer #7306
Level 10 Bat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 7306
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Crafted
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Crafted by Noobinator
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat - Traded
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel - Traded
The Breakneck Baggies
Level 75 Apparel - Found in Crate
Combining the comfort of pajamas with the genital-concealing subterfuge of pants, these aerodynamic trackies will let your enemies know you're a man of mystery who probably got a good night's sleep.
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Traded
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 21 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
  • Tradable After: 2012-07-08 09:09:44
Unremarkable Atomizer
Level 10 Unremarkable Bat - Found in Crate
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 10
Scarcely Lethal Mad Milk
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-24 00:15:40
  • Sodden Victims: 26
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Traded
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun - Found in Crate
Positively Inhumane Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
  • Kills: 813
Gift
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Gift from: |K}{R|ωιldЋΔηg
  • Untradable
Unremarkable Bat
Level 1 Unremarkable Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Store Promotion
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Digit Divulger
Level 56 Gloves - Found in Crate
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
  • Style: Leather Open
Unremarkable Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Unremarkable Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
  • Kills: 10
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
19
Unremarkable Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Unremarkable Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Style: Festive
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Scarcely Lethal Bottle
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 28
Unremarkable Festive Eyelander
Level 56 Unremarkable Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Festive Eyelander
Level 26 Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
7143
The Splendid Screen #7143
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 7143
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Style: Classic
NamedDescribedGift
SOME CHEAP SUNGLASSES
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
SO DARK, THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!
  • Gift from: |K}{R|ωιldЋΔηg
  • Untradable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 85 Hat - Crafted
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
  • Crafted by Noobinator
Ethereal Hood
Level 87 Costume Piece - Purchased
NamedDescribed
SPAM-O-MATIC 1000XL
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Traded
DANCE-DANCE-DANCE... BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME :o U MAD?
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unremarkable Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Unremarkable Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unremarkable Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Unremarkable Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 10
Sufficiently Lethal Pain Train
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 205
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Unremarkable Eyelander
Level 5 Unremarkable Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Immune to the effects of afterburn.
  • Kills: 0
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 12 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Style: Whatever
Haunted Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 30 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
NamedDescribed
NOOBinatoR Mk XIII
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
OMG OMG OMG... Where'd your ear and left arm go? U MAD?
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
Unremarkable Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Unremarkable Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 10
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 62 Mascot - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Essential
The Pickled Paws
Level 48 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Taunt: Spent Well Spirits
Level 97 Special Taunt - Purchased
Demoman Taunt
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
6002
The Persian Persuader #6002
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 6002
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Traded
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Stormin' Norman
Level 72 Helmet - Found in Crate
This knight's helm was painstakingly recreated using stills from the classic time travel episode (Ep 417: "A K.I.T.T. in King Arthur's Court") of the hit TV show Knight Rider.
Haunted Candleer
Level 47 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
The Cool Breeze
Level 95 Kilt - Found in Crate
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Haunted Parasight
Level 2 Mask - Found in Crate
Unremarkable Persian Persuader
Level 10 Unremarkable Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 12
Taunt: Oblooterated
Level 24 Special Taunt - Purchased
Demoman Taunt
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • -50% damage on contact with surfaces
NamedDescribed
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!
Level 94 Axe - Traded
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? U MAD?
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Unremarkable Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-22 15:16:47
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Kills: 10
Bushi-Dou
Level 5 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
2795
Ali Baba's Wee Booties #2795
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 2795
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
Haunted Lordly Lapels
Level 46 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
20
The Dogfighter
Level 53 Coat - Found in Crate
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Unremarkable Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Unremarkable Wrench - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 10
  • Sentry Kills: 0
The Wingstick
Level 10 - Timed Drop
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 20 Stocking - Found in Crate
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 73 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
Taunt: Rancho Relaxo
Level 74 Special Taunt - Purchased
Engineer Taunt
Unremarkable Frontier Justice
Level 5 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Rescue Ranger
Level 76 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Beep Boy
Level 69 Electronic Device - Found in Crate
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
Strange Rescue Ranger
Level 89 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death on building pick up
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Jag
Level 15 Unremarkable Wrench - Found in Crate
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Sentry Kills: 10
  • Kills: 22
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Traded
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
    Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • No metal from dispensers when active.
The Pocket Purrer
Level 51 Satchel - Found in Crate
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
The Special Eyes
Level 55 Glasses - Found in Crate
Unremarkable Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 10
Unremarkable Pistol
Level 1 Unremarkable Pistol - Traded
  • Kills: 10
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Traded
  • 30% faster construction rate
  • -25% damage penalty
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Traded
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Idea Tube
Level 53 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Googly Gazer
Level 12 Cosmetic Augmentation - Traded
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
  • Style: Mad Science
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench - Found in Crate
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • 50% slower repair rate
  • 50% slower upgrade rate
Uncharitable Wrench
Level 1 Uncharitable Wrench - Found in Crate
  • Sentry Kills: 115
  • Kills: 17
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Steam Purchase
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs - Found in Crate
21
The Bear Necessities
Level 24 Spirit Animal - Timed Drop
"In Siberia, bear try to attack family. He try this once. Now he is little hat."
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
13793
The Huo-Long Heater #13793
Level 84 Minigun - Crafted
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 13793
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
Festive Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 53 Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Unremarkable Fists
Level 1 Unremarkable Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Large Luchadore
Level 32 Hat - Found in Crate
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
  • Style: El Macho
1813
The Team Captain #1813
Level 85 Hat - Traded
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Crafted by mycuzinvinny
  • Craft number: 1813
Haunted Chicken Kiev
Level 19 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Unremarkable Brass Beast
Level 5 Unremarkable Minigun - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-24 00:15:40
  • Kills: 10
Unremarkable Huo-Long Heater
Level 90 Unremarkable Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
  • Kills: 10
2952
The Eviction Notice #2952
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 2952
  • -60% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Named
MY FISTS OF STEEL!
Level 1 Fists - Traded
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Minnesota Slick
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 36 Hair - Found in Crate
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
Gift
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Gift from: |K}{R|ωιldЋΔηg
  • Untradable
Unremarkable Family Business
Level 10 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 10
Somewhat Threatening Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Kills: 84
Unremarkable Fists of Steel
Level 10 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Kills: 10
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Security Shades
Level 86 Hat - Found in Crate
The Red Army Robin
Level 83 Mascot - Found in Crate
"Is tiny bird. Is adorable. TELL BIRD HE IS PRETTY!"
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
Unremarkable Tomislav
Level 5 Unremarkable Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unremarkable Natascha
Level 5 Unremarkable Minigun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Kills: 10
5132
The Family Business #5132
Level 10 Shotgun - Crafted
  • +33% clip size
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 5132
  • -15% damage penalty
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 36 Hat - Found in Crate
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 41 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Style: Outdoorsmen
19421
Tomislav #19421
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 19421
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Wicked Nasty Shotgun
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 633
Unremarkable Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 10
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Borscht Belt
Level 36 Bandolier - Found in Crate
"So many little pouches. Now Heavy can help carry your itty-bitty baby guns."
The Titanium Towel
Level 53 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
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Taunt: Results Are In
Level 61 Special Taunt - Purchased
Medic Taunt
Das Feelinbeterbager
Level 54 Supplies - Timed Drop
"Hello, men of war! You will be dead soon. Here are pills." (Description translated from German.)
NamedDescribed
SUPER NOOBER UBER SHOW STOPPER
Level 1 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
1.21 GIGAWATTS? GREAT SCOTT McFLY !
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Gore-Spattered Medi Gun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 443
  • Kill Assists: 1325
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Haunted Trepanabotomizer
Level 66 Hat - Found in Crate
Baron von Havenaplane
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
"Are you a plane-driver? I cannot tell because of your hat-disguise." (Description translated from German.)
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
Das Hazmattenhatten
Level 47 Safety Apparatus - Found in Crate
"Breathing is agreeable to me, but sometimes there is air-stench. Now I laugh in the face of air. Thank you, this hat." (Description translated from German.)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 16 Hat - Traded
Unremarkable Overdose
Level 5 Unremarkable Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Kills: 10
Unremarkable Blutsauger
Level 5 Unremarkable Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unremarkable Quick-Fix
Level 8 Unremarkable Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
  • Ubers: 10
  • Kill Assists: 16
NamedDescribed
NOTORIOUS NOOBIE NEEDLE NEUTRALIZER
Level 1 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
GOT NEEDLED? GIMME YOUR HAT AND I'LL GIVE YA THE ANTIDOTE !
Haunted Shaman's Skull
Level 38 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
The Byte'd Beak
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Blighted Beak
Level 44 Hat - Traded
  • Style: Yersinia Pestis
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Crafted
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • -10% damage penalty
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Traded
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Crafted
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • 50% max overheal
Unremarkable Syringe Gun
Level 1 Unremarkable Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 19
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Crafted
'Do no harm.'
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Allows you to see enemy health
Spellbook Magazine
Level 90 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 90 Pipe - Timed Drop
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Style: Afternoon
The Dough Puncher
Level 58 Apparel - Found in Crate
Festive Crusader's Crossbow
Level 72 Crossbow - Found in Crate
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Unremarkable Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Unremarkable Crossbow - Found in Crate
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 10
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
  • +50% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
Haunted Lo-Grav Loafers
Level 20 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Unremarkable Bonesaw
Level 1 Unremarkable Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Medical Mystery
Level 24 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Mustachioed Mann
Level 16 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
The Nunhood
Level 19 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2014-01-05 08:00:00
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Ubersaw
Level 10 Unremarkable Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 24
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
NamedDescribed
NIMBLE NEFARIOUS NOOB NECK-SLICER
Level 15 Bonesaw - Traded
I SAW NOOBS - FOR FREE !
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
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Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Spectacularly Lethal Flame Thrower
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 336
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
14786
Detonator #14786
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 14786
  • +25% damage to self
NamedDescribed
NOTABLE NEWBIE NEUTERING NULLIFIER
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
WHY U TALKIN IN SUCH A HIGH-PITCH? U MAD?
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Unremarkable Lollichop
Level 98 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 10
The Backpack Broiler
Level 66 Barbeque - Found in Crate
I've got your back... steaks.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 45 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
The Attendant
Level 96 Hat - Traded
Positively Inhumane Backburner
Level 10 Positively Inhumane Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 818
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Unremarkable Detonator
Level 10 Unremarkable Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 10
54620
The Third Degree #54620
Level 10 Fire Axe - Crafted
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 54620
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Unremarkable Homewrecker
Level 5 Unremarkable Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 18
Unremarkable Rainblower
Level 10 Unremarkable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 10
The Lollichop
Level 43 Fire Axe - Gifted
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 36 Backpack - Found in Crate
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The HazMat Headcase
Level 82 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
  • Style: Safety First
Taunt: Party Trick
Level 26 Special Taunt - Purchased
Pyro Taunt
Unremarkable Degreaser
Level 10 Unremarkable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 23
Mildly Menacing Flare Gun
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 61
Unremarkable Fire Axe
Level 1 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Traded
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unremarkable Powerjack
Level 5 Unremarkable Sledgehammer - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 10
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Traded
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 74 Backpack - Found in Crate
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 55 Hat - Traded
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Mair Mask
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Comes with a full can of MAIR, Mann Co.'s air substitute! One part nitrogen, no parts oxygen, NINE parts electrolytes—Mair gives regular air a kick in the pants for manly lungs on the go.
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
NamedDescribed
NOOB-CINERATOR MK XIII
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
THE NOOB'S ON FIRE, QUICK, GET THE MARSHMELLOWS !
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Traded
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
Unremarkable Axtinguisher
Level 10 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • Kills: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
NamedDescribed
NOOB HUMILITY POUNDING JACK Mk XIII
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
YOU'RE A CLUB DISMEMBER NOW - U MAD?
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +75 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Unremarkable Back Scratcher
Level 10 Unremarkable Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 10
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 29 Backpack - Found in Crate
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
NamedDescribed
BIZARRE BROWN BARBARIAN BEARD W/ BRAVADO
Level 55 Facial Hair - Traded
WATCHING THE ENEMY BURN ALIVE? PRICELESS . . .
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 45 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Strange Scorch Shot
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Gifted
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
Unremarkable Neon Annihilator
Level 17 Unremarkable Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 10
4233
The Neon Annihilator #4233
Level 77 Sign - Crafted
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 4233
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Trickster's Turnout Gear
Level 45 Coat - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into forgetting who set them on fire in the first place with this trustworthy-looking fireman's jacket.
The Jingle Belt
Level 3 Bells - Timed Drop
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
  • Jingle all the way
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The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Traded
12833
The Liberty Launcher #12833
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 12833
  • -25% damage penalty
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
NamedDescribed
PUMP-ACTION 12 GA SAWED-OFF NOOBGUN
Level 1 Shotgun - Timed Drop
YOU CAN RUN, BUT YA CAN'T HIDE NOOB! U MAD???
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Unremarkable Shovel
Level 1 Unremarkable Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 27 Hat - Traded
Haunted Larval Lid
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
The Conquistador
Level 84 Hat - Timed Drop
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.
The Whirly Warrior
Level 78 Helmet - Found in Crate
"To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the Eiffel Tower, which I'm about to bring down. This concludes our helicopter tour of France."
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Steam Purchase
Unremarkable Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Unremarkable Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 10
Scarcely Lethal Black Box
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 27
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
7153
The Reserve Shooter #7153
Level 10 Shotgun - Crafted
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 7153
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
  • -34% clip size
Unremarkable Escape Plan
Level 10 Unremarkable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Kills: 12
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Level 10 Unremarkable Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 10
608
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #608
Level 81 Hat - Traded
  • Crafted by Tweety
  • Craft number: 608
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 97 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Viking Braider
Level 92 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 65 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 66 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
Festive Black Box
Level 40 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unremarkable Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 10
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
2271
The Market Gardener #2271
Level 10 Shovel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 2271
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Crafted
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 16 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
Unremarkable Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Unremarkable Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
  • Banners Deployed: 10
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
Marshall's Mutton Chops
Level 99 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Unremarkable Direct Hit
Level 1 Unremarkable Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 18
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Unremarkable Equalizer
Level 10 Unremarkable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 10
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Steel Pipes
Level 92 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 90 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
The Killer's Kit
Level 4 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1689
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
4843
The Disciplinary Action #4843
Level 10 Riding Crop - Crafted
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 4843
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Traded
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Colonial Clogs
Level 48 Shoes - Found in Crate
"I can confirm that these are George Washington's actual shoes, because I found them buried two feet up an Englishman's ass!"
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
5181
The Mantreads #5181
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 5181
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
25
Taunt: Fresh Brewed Victory
Level 16 Special Taunt - Purchased
Soldier Taunt
The Archers Groundings
Level 69 Boots - Found in Crate
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Unremarkable Jarate
Level 5 Unremarkable Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 11
Haunted Hallowed Headcase
Level 8 Mask - Found in Crate
Unremarkable SMG
Level 1 Unremarkable SMG - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
  • On Kill: Gain Mini-crits for 8 seconds.
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Mildly Menacing Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 45
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unremarkable Razorback
Level 10 Unremarkable Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 14
Taunt: I See You
Level 9 Special Taunt - Purchased
Sniper Taunt
The Well-Rounded Rifleman
Level 2 Hat - Found in Crate
The smooth lines of this versatile number will be instantly vaguely familiar to anyone who's ever seen a train conductor, been arrested in France, or fought in the U.S. Civil War.
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-21 07:00:00
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Traded
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Chronomancer
Level 2 Apparel - Found in Crate
Unremarkable Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Unremarkable Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 10
Unremarkable Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 10
Named
BOOM! HEADSHOT
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
2045
The Shahanshah #2045
Level 5 Kukri - Crafted
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 2045
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Festive Jarate
Level 2 Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 87 Hat - Traded
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 18 Mascot - Found in Crate
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
  • Style: Wilderness
The Extra Layer
Level 30 Apparel - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2014-01-05 08:00:00
Unremarkable Festive Jarate
Level 72 Unremarkable Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 10
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace - Found in Crate
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
The Fortified Compound
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Traded
10090
The Bazaar Bargain #10090
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 10090
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Traded
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Toowoomba Tunic
Level 83 Apparel - Found in Crate
Unremarkable Kukri
Level 1 Unremarkable Kukri - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Bushwacka
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Kukri - Found in Crate
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 95
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Found in Crate
Unremarkable Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
  • Kills: 10
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Gifted

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Press 'Reload' to activate focus
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
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Taunt: Buy A Life
Level 89 Special Taunt - Purchased
Spy Taunt
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Familiar Fez
Level 44 Hat - Traded
The Business Casual
Level 77 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
L'homme Burglerre
Level 20 Hat - Found in Crate
French for 'The Thief of Hamburgers.'
9825
The Red-Tape Recorder #9825
Level 3 Sapper - Crafted
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 9825
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Traded
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
Unremarkable Enforcer
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 10
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Gift
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Gift from: |K}{R|ωιldЋΔηg
  • Untradable
Le Party Phantom
Level 82 Hat - Traded
The Frenchman's Formals
Level 43 Apparel - Found in Crate
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Unremarkable Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Unremarkable Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 10
Unremarkable Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Unremarkable Knife - Found in Crate
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Kills: 10
11904
The Enforcer #11904
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 11904
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Unremarkable Diamondback
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 10
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Traded
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Villain's Veil
Level 23 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Trained Killer
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 37 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
The Intangible Ascot
Level 3 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Big Earner
Level 1 Unremarkable Knife - Found in Crate
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 10
Unremarkable Revolver
Level 1 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Dead Ringer
Level 5 Unremarkable Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 14
The Made Man
Level 63 - Traded
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 60 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel - Found in Crate
Uncharitable Spy-cicle
Level 1 Uncharitable Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Kills: 106
5152
The Big Earner #5152
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 5152
  • -25 max health on wearer
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
Scarcely Lethal Ambassador
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 32
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
5805
Dr. Whoa #5805
Level 15 Shirt - Crafted
  • Crafted by Sergey Udaev
  • Craft number: 5805
The Rogue's Brogues
Level 87 Shoes - Found in Crate
"Every day, I know I will be cutting something. Some days it is a rug. For those days, I have these shoes."
The Blood Banker
Level 65 Apparel - Found in Crate
"Oh, you'd like to make a deposit? Allow me to make one first. One knife. Into your back."
Haunted Bountiful Bow
Level 85 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
280393
The Spy-cicle #280393
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Crafted by Noobinator
  • Craft number: 280393
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Unremarkable Knife
Level 1 Unremarkable Knife - Traded
  • Kills: 10
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unremarkable L'Etranger
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 10
Named
Hand Cannon
Level 96 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle