You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

LEVEL 77 LUCKY RABBIT'S HEAD - DIRECTIONS: KEEP IN BP WHEN UNBOXING FOR UNUSUALS

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Used to specify a class in blueprints

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're dead.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're dead.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne from a rocket/stickyjump.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10% health.

This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"

From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened from your backpack.

You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.

From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened from your backpack.

This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.

Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!

A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.

Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.

Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.

Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.

Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!

High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!

Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!

Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.

Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

'Do no harm.'

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.

Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

'Do no harm.'

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)

Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.

Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)

Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.

Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!

While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing

A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!

While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.

Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.

Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.

Spiky end goes into other man.

Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

Spiky end goes into other man.

We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Heads will roll.

Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

Heads will roll.

It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items the color of your current team.

Used to paint other items.

Me Coin Treasure I stoled from the great Robin Walker

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items the color of your current team.

The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to wrap other items for gifting.

Express your undying hatred for the living.

And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to wrap other items for gifting.

Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to paint other items.

Used to wrap other items for gifting.

Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Even more ghastly.

Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!

He had one all along...

We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with critical hits from that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with it in Mann-vs-Machine games.

Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.

[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]

Way way more ghastly.

This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.

Add a custom decal to eligible items.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Scouts you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.

From another era.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Heavies you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.

These are famous.

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while they are carrying the intel, pushing the cart, or capturing a point.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you gib with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.

Do not try to bluff Sasha.

Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.

The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!

Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne from a rocket/stickyjump.

Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10% health.

Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.

The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.

Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.

Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)

You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.

Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!

DANCE-DANCE-DANCE... BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME :o U MAD?

Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.

SO DARK, THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!

High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.

OMG OMG OMG... Where'd your ear and left arm go? U MAD?

This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!

A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.

Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!

Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.

Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.

Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.

No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.

Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.

This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.

Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.

Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.

I SAW NOOBS - FOR FREE !

Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!

Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%

'Do no harm.'

1.21 GIGAWATTS? GREAT SCOTT McFLY !

GOT NEEDLED? GIMME YOUR HAT AND I'LL GIVE YA THE ANTIDOTE !

Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.

In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.

Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!

Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.

Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)

Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.

Humorously vellicating vitreous.

Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?

Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.

Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.

Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

WATCHING THE ENEMY BURN ALIVE? PRICELESS . . .

Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.

Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.

YOU'RE A CLUB DISMEMBER NOW - U MAD?

THE NOOB'S ON FIRE, QUICK, GET THE MARSHMELLOWS !

A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.

With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing

Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.

Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!

YOU CAN RUN, BUT YA CAN'T HIDE NOOB! U MAD???

Heads will roll.

How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.

It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.

A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.

The good, the bad, and the dead.

It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.