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Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 414.42 | 8.63 |
| EUR | €186.32 | €3.88 |
| GBP | £163.82 | £3.41 |
| RUB | 7288.0 | 151.83 |
| USD | $244.02 | $5.08 |
Item statistics
| Action | 5 |
|---|---|
| Building | 1 |
| Hats | 24 |
| Misc | 16 |
| Other | 2 |
| Pda | 7 |
| Weapons | 223 |
| Total | 278 / 300 |
1
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
- Crafted by MrD
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Power Up Canteen
Level 82 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Purchased
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
- Uncraftable
The Diamondback #7538
Level 5 Revolver - Crafted
- Crafted by MrD
- Craft number: 7538
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Crafted
- Crafted by MrD
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Crafted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Crafted
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 79 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
The Rescue Ranger
Level 13 Shotgun - Purchased
- Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
- Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
- -34% clip size
- -50% max primary ammo on wearer
- Self mark for death on building pick up
- Uncraftable
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
2
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Neon Annihilator
Level 92 Sign - Purchased
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
- Uncraftable
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Purchased
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Uncraftable
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
- Uncraftable
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Crafted by MrD
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Manmelter #2585
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Crafted
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Craft number: 2585
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Widowmaker #8772
Level 5 Shotgun - Crafted
- Crafted by MrD
- Craft number: 8772
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
The Phlogistinator #3120
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- Crafted by MrD
- Craft number: 3120
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Purchased
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
- Uncraftable
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Purchased
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
- Uncraftable
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Purchased
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
- Uncraftable
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Purchased
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
- Uncraftable
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Traded
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 16 Minigun - Purchased
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
- Uncraftable
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
3
Heads will roll.
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% clip size
- Uncraftable
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Gifted
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 44 Sapper - Purchased
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
- Uncraftable
The Flying Guillotine
Level 33 Cleaver - Purchased
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe - Steam Purchase
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 74 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
- Untradable
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Crafted
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
Heads will roll.
- Crafted by MrD
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Crafted
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Eureka Effect #6926
Level 20 Wrench - Crafted
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- Crafted by MrD
- Craft number: 6926
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
4
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Gifted
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering, weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages - Steam Purchase
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless.
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
- Untradable
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Gifted
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Gift from: [RL]Roach
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Crafted
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
- Untradable
The Spy-cicle #2079
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Crafted by PARA! TONY 遊戲代購
- Craft number: 2079
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Purchased
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
- Uncraftable
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Purchased
- +50% faster firing speed
- -60% damage penalty
- Uncraftable
The Capo's Capper
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
- Uncraftable
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 6 Hat - Purchased
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
- Uncraftable
The Made Man
Level 79 - Purchased
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
- Uncraftable
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
- Uncraftable
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The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Purchased
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Spike And Arrow
- Uncraftable
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
- Uncraftable
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Purchased
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Purchased
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
- Uncraftable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Purchased
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
- Uncraftable
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Purchased
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Uncraftable
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
- Uncraftable
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Purchased
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
- Uncraftable
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Purchased
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
- Uncraftable
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Purchased
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Uncraftable
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Purchased
'Do no harm.'
- Allows you to see enemy health
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
- Uncraftable
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Store Promotion
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- Uncraftable
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Crafted
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
- Hire Date: 2008-01-08 00:04:16
- Untradable
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 1
- Untradable
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Untradable
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 28 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
The Short Circuit #12362
Level 5 Robot Arm - Crafted
- Crafted by MrD
- Craft number: 12362
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Scorch Shot #21040
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
- Crafted by MrD
- Craft number: 21040
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Machina #26404
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
- Crafted by MrD
- Craft number: 26404
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
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The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 15 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Third Degree #4133
Level 10 Fire Axe - Crafted
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- Crafted by MrD
- Craft number: 4133
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
The Cleaner's Carbine #4306
Level 1 SMG - Crafted
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- Crafted by MrD
- Craft number: 4306
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits