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Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Achievement
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
- Untradable
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #24
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Untradable
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #43
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #29
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #28
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
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The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Achievement
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Untradable
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #45
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- Gift from: [p4]Prospero
- -70% explosion radius
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Traded
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Achievement
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Untradable
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.

EyeSpy
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge - Timed Drop
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even started.
- Hire Date: 2007-09-21 14:55:06
- Untradable
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Team Captain #14734
Level 6 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
- Crafted by Dakota
- Craft number: 14734
- Untradable
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 45 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 21 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #27
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- Crafted by Dakota
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
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Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Traded
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Traded
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #43
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Achievement
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
- Untradable
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Achievement
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
- Untradable
The Splendid Screen #42112
Level 10 Shield - Crafted
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Crafted by Dakota
- Craft number: 42112
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings