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Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 117.84 | 7.36 |
| EUR | €52.14 | €3.26 |
| GBP | £48.04 | £3.0 |
| RUB | 2088.0 | 130.5 |
| USD | $69.84 | $4.37 |
Item statistics
| Action | 10 |
|---|---|
| Building | 1 |
| Hats | 127 |
| Misc | 92 |
| Pda | 3 |
| Weapons | 164 |
| Total | 397 / 500 |
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Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 24 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Untradable
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Server-Clearing Black Box
Level 5 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
- On Hit: +15 health
- -25% clip size
- Kills: 3333
- Dominations: 7
Scarcely Lethal Direct Hit
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher - Traded
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
- Kills: 31
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 0
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Steam Purchase
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Traded
- Crafted by Willy Nilly
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- Gift from: Super Arsenal
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Traded
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile penetrates enemy targets
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Mantreads #10705
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 10705
- -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
- Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action #9620
Level 10 Riding Crop - Crafted
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 9620
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 15 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage - +3 degrees random projectile deviation
- Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
- Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Face-Melting Natascha
Level 5 Face-Melting Minigun - Traded
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
- Kills: 1115
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
- Kills: 3
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists - Steam Purchase
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
- Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 52 Minigun - Timed Drop
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
The Eviction Notice #7579
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
- +50% faster firing speed
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 7579
- -60% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
Somewhat Threatening Frontier Justice
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Shotgun - Found in Crate
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
- Kills: 76
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
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Unremarkable Sandman
Level 15 Unremarkable Bat - Found in Crate
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
- Kills: 17
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- -90% damage penalty
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Traded
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
- +50% faster firing speed
- 25% faster reload time
- -66% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Traded
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Traded
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Store Promotion
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
- Uncraftable
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Traded
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Crafted
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
- 40% more accurate
- On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost - -30% damage penalty
- 35% slower move speed on wearer
- Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
- +15 max health on wearer
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Flying Guillotine
Level 43 Cleaver - Timed Drop
- Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits - 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- No random critical hits
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Kills: 0
Uncharitable Eyelander
Level 5 Uncharitable Sword - Traded
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
- Heads Taken: 113
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Crafted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Traded
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
- +20% damage bonus
- 15% slower move speed on wearer
- Kills: 7
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
- Uncraftable
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Traded
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Traded
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
Face-Melting Backburner
Level 10 Face-Melting Flame Thrower - Traded
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
- Kills: 1032
Unremarkable Powerjack
Level 5 Unremarkable Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
- Kills: 19
Unremarkable Back Scratcher
Level 10 Unremarkable Garden Rake - Found in Crate
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
- Kills: 14
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
Detonator #27809
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 27809
- +25% damage to self
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
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The Neon Annihilator
Level 6 Sign - Timed Drop
- Damage removes Sappers
- 100% critical hit vs wet players
- No random critical hits
- -20% damage vs players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Traded
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- Crafted by Molly W+M1llions
- -25% damage vs players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator #18173
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Crafted
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- Crafted by RѠsu
- Craft number: 18173
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Lollichop
Level 33 Fire Axe - Gifted
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Strange Crossbow - Traded
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
- Kills: 1
Strange Ubersaw
Level 10 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
- On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
- Kills: 6
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
- ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Traded
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Traded
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Unremarkable Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Unremarkable Kunai - Found in Crate
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
- Kills: 10
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- +15 cloak on hit
- -20% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
Wanga Prick
Level 72 Knife - Purchased
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
- Uncraftable
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
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Heads will roll.
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Traded
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
- Kills: 7
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
- On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
- -50% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Bazaar Bargain #69417
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Traded
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Crafted by Molly W+M1llions
- Craft number: 69417
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Traded
- 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
- -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
- Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Cozy Camper #1634
Level 10 Backpack - Crafted
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 1634
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
Unremarkable Pain Train
Level 5 Unremarkable Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 12
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Steam Purchase
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
- Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
- Untradable
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Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 37 Hat - Traded
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Your enemy will get the point.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 88 Hat - Traded
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square - Timed Drop
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
Mecha-Medes
Level 89 - Found in Crate
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 43 Hat - Timed Drop
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Soldier's Stash
Level 71 Hat - Traded
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 88 Facial Hair - Purchased
- Effect: Genteel Smoke
- Uncraftable
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 44 Hat - Found in Crate
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 34 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 14 Hat - Crafted
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Kringle Collection
Level 18 Coat - Found in Crate
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
The Ornament Armament #2658
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 2658
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 29 Hat - Traded
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 39 Hat - Timed Drop
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 11 Hat - Traded
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 83 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
- Style: Investor
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 20 Apparel - Timed Drop
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
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Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 27 Hat - Crafted
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 7 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Snapped Pupil
Level 72 Photograph - Crafted
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Untradable
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Don't poke your eye out.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 63 Hat - Traded
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 82 Hat - Timed Drop
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Painted with Waterlogged Lab Coat
Napper's Respite
Level 59 Hat - Traded
After a long day of burning scouts.
Painted with Indubitably Green
Hottie's Hoodie #10261
Level 33 Hat - Crafted
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 10261
The Cremator's Conscience #15210
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
- Craft number: 15210
The Necronomicrown
Level 34 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
- Untradable
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 51 Hat - Traded
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 89 Hat - Traded
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
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The Stocking Stuffer
Level 89 Stocking - Timed Drop
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
The Idea Tube
Level 42 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 79 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses.
Cosa Nostra Cap #25809
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 25809
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 47 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 93 Hat - Traded
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
but just as round on top.
The Janissary Ketche
Level 9 Hat - Timed Drop
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
The Spectre's Spectacles #9078
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 9078
The Dapper Disguise
Level 98 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
- Untradable
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 3 Hat - Traded
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
- Crafted by Molly W+M1llions
Professional's Panama
Level 6 Hat - Purchased
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
- Uncraftable
Liquidator's Lid
Level 73 Hat - Found in Crate
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 24 Hat - Purchased
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
- Gift from: Molly W+M1llions
- Uncraftable
The Bloodhound
Level 85 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
- Untradable
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace - Timed Drop
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
Flunkyware
Level 54 Apparel - Crafted
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 70 Hat - Traded
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
Batter's Helmet
Level 46 Hat - Timed Drop
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses - Purchased
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
- Uncraftable
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 7 Hat - Purchased
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
- Uncraftable
The Planeswalker Goggles #19745
Level 52 Hat - Crafted
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 19745
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 14 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
- Untradable
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Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
- Style: Aperture Logo
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 59 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Distinguished Donator's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Distinguished Donator's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 31
- Untradable
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 16 Hat - Found in Crate
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 4 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your undying hatred for the living.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
Clan Pride #5824
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 5824
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghastlierest
Battery Canteens
Level 18 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
The Crafty Hair #1115
Level 55 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
- Crafted by Noodle~
- Craft number: 1115
Flair! #323
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 323
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
Dr. Mundo's Infected Cleaver
Level 31 Hat - Traded
Mundo's ABC's of success: Always Be Cleaving.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
- Untradable
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
The Brown Bomber
Level 59 Hat - Timed Drop
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
- Untradable
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Killed Merasmus at level 3
- Untradable
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 4 Hat - Traded
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Power Up Canteen
Level 92 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
The Cockfighter #2498
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
- Crafted by Mister Turtle
- Craft number: 2498
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge - Timed Drop
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
- Hire Date: 2008-07-08 22:38:56
- Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
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Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 26 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 24 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
- This is a special Halloween 2011 item