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The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Uncraftable
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Crafted
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Crafted by Long Lost Twinkie
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat - Achievement
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
  • Untradable
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
  • Effect: Holy Glow
  • Untradable
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge - Timed Drop
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even started.
  • Hire Date: 2007-10-03 01:38:08
  • Untradable
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 1
  • Untradable
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 30 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 45 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 8
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 63 Hat - Timed Drop
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • Crafted by Long Lost Twinkie
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
Vintage Jarate
Level 99 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Purchased
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
    players and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • 5% slower reload time
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Uncraftable
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Purchased
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Uncraftable
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The Reserve Shooter #24701
Level 10 Shotgun - Crafted
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Crafted by Long Lost Twinkie
  • Craft number: 24701
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
  • -50% clip size
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 51 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
  • Uncraftable
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% clip size
  • Uncraftable
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Uncraftable
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Purchased
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 1
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Crafted
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Crafted by Long Lost Twinkie
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 12 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Bubble Pipe
Level 99 Hat - Purchased
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Uncraftable
Bonk Helm
Level 88 Hat - Purchased
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
  • Uncraftable
Pyro's Beanie
Level 87 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
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Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Purchased
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 4
  • Critical Kills: 1
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Demoman's Fro
Level 28 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Traded
  • 40% faster reload time
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Purchased
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Dominations: 0
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Emerald Jarate
Level 62 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Crafted
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • Crafted by Long Lost Twinkie
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -25% damage penalty
Hard Counter
Level 69 Hat - Timed Drop
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 45 Hat - Timed Drop
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Uncraftable
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Uncraftable
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Gifted
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Lollichop
Level 57 Fire Axe - Gifted
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Purchased
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
  • Uncraftable
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Crafted
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Crafted by Long Lost Twinkie
  • -25% damage vs players
The Attendant
Level 2 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
  • +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
Fancy Fedora
Level 16 Hat - Found in Crate
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 10 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Purchased
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Uncraftable
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Purchased
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Uncraftable
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
  • Uncraftable
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 55 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
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Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • Kills: 0
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15 max health on wearer
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 43 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
  • Untradable
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Purchased
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
  • Uncraftable
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
  • On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Purchased
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Uncraftable
Wanga Prick
Level 73 Knife - Purchased
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Uncraftable
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Purchased
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
  • Uncraftable
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Purchased
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
  • Uncraftable
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Purchased

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
  • Uncraftable
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Gifted
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Purchased
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
  • Uncraftable
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 91 - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Purchased
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 90 Hat - Purchased
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
  • Uncraftable
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Purchased
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
  • Cannot carry buildings
  • Uncraftable
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses - Purchased
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
  • Uncraftable
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1 Facial Hair - Purchased
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
  • Uncraftable
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Purchased
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
  • +20% damage bonus while undisguised
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 19 Hat - Purchased
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
  • Uncraftable
The Made Man
Level 49 - Purchased
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
  • Uncraftable
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Purchased
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
The Capo's Capper
Level 66 Hat - Purchased
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
  • Uncraftable
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Purchased
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • -60% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Purchased
  • 10% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Uncraftable
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Purchased
  • +15% damage bonus
  • -60% clip size
  • Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth.
  • Uncraftable
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge - Purchased
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
  • Uncraftable
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Gifted
  • 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
  • No random critical hits
  • -15 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Gifted
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank - Purchased
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
  • Uncraftable
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Purchased
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
  • Uncraftable
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Purchased
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Uncraftable
Armored Authority
Level 94 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Purchased
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Uncraftable
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 1 Uniform - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Purchased
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
  • Uncraftable
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 14 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Purchased
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
  • Uncraftable
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Purchased
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
Bonk Boy
Level 73 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
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The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Purchased
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash mini-crits!
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 85 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Purchased
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Can deal charge impact damage at any range
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • Uncraftable
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Purchased
Keep little healing man close.
  • Uncraftable
Desert Marauder
Level 63 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 20%
  • Uncraftable
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Gifted
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 1
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Purchased
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
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The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Purchased
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
  • Uncraftable
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Gifted
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • 20% longer weapon switch
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Purchased
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Uncraftable
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item - Achievement
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It whispers faintly...'heads'...
  • Untradable