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Demoman
Player
User's expenses
| Total | Avg. | |
|---|---|---|
| BRL | 40.3 | 4.03 |
| EUR | €18.65 | €1.86 |
| GBP | £18.6 | £1.86 |
| RUB | 695.79 | 69.58 |
| USD | $23.4 | $2.34 |
Item statistics
| Action | 8 |
|---|---|
| Building | 3 |
| Hats | 91 |
| Misc | 61 |
| Other | 66 |
| Pda | 5 |
| Weapons | 152 |
| Total | 386 / 600 |
1
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai - Timed Drop
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 37 Sapper - Timed Drop
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
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Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Backpack Expander
Level 57 Tool - Purchased
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
(2000 spaces maximum)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #16
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
- Crate Series #8
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 88 Hat - Timed Drop
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool - Timed Drop
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool - Traded
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
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5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
- Quantity: 5
Power Up Canteen
Level 66 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
- Holds a maximum of 3 charges
- Currently holds 0 charges
- Each charge lasts 5 seconds
- Untradable
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin - Steam Purchase
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings.
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 3 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
- Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
- Untradable
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion - Timed Drop
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Flair! #60
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
- Crafted by Kuh-Förmiges Q
- Craft number: 60
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
- Hire Date: 2007-10-18 05:43:28
- Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
Increase its level by winning duels!
- Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
- Explode spectacularly on death
- Untradable
The Adequate Altruist's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Adequate Altruist's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
- Gifts Given: 7
- Untradable
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - CD Key
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
5
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 74 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
- Witnessed the 2012 inferno
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
- Untradable
The Point and Shoot #12822
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
- Craft number: 12822
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 27 Hat - Achievement
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
- Untradable
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
- Untradable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
- Untradable
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
- Effect: Holy Glow
- Untradable
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Purchased
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
- Effect: Map Stamps
- Untradable
- Uncraftable
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
- Style: Aperture Logo
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
- This is a special Halloween 2009 item
- Style: Ghostly
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
- This is a special Halloween 2010 item
- Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
- Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
- Untradable
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
- Untradable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
- Untradable
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
- +50% faster firing speed
- Knockback on the target and shooter
- +20% bullets per shot
- -10% damage penalty
- -66% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Traded
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
break-action personal defense.
6
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Traded
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
to an enemy covered with milk.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Gifted
- +15 max health on wearer
- Gift from: MonkeyCheez3K
- Wearer never takes falling damage
- 25% slower firing speed
- 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Unarmed Combat #15515
Level 21 - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
- Crafted by Kuh-Förmiges Q
- Craft number: 15515
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Traded
- Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- -15 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
- On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Strange Bat - Traded
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- Kills: 0
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- Crafted by Derpy F*cking Hooves
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Traded
Spiky end goes into other man.
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Crafted
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
- On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- Crafted by Kuh-Förmiges Q
- -90% damage penalty
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
- Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- 30% slower firing speed
- -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- -70% damage penalty
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 24 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
- Untradable
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel - Timed Drop
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
- Jingle all the way
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +80% projectile speed
- Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
- -70% explosion radius
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Traded
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max primary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Traded
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec - -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- 5% slower reload time
- Deals only 20% damage to buildings
- Cannot be crit boosted
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Traded
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
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Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Damage increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Sufficiently Lethal Pain Train
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
- +1 capture rate on wearer
- 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
- Kills: 214
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Traded
- On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
- -25% damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Traded
- Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
- No random critical hits
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
- Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
- Blocks healing while in use
Plumber's Pipe
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 69 Hat - Timed Drop
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Also heats soup.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 47 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
- Style: Obake
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hits from behind
- +150% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
- 65% faster weapon switch
- -10% damage penalty
- -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
- All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
- -10% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- No airblast
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
- On Equip: Visit Pyroland
- Only visible in Pyroland
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Traded
- 15% faster weapon switch
- Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
- -50% clip size
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
- +50% projectile speed
- Does not require ammo
- Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
- No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
- Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius - -50% damage penalty
The Necronomicrown
Level 89 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
- Untradable
Firewall Helmet
Level 53 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably.
The Filamental
Level 86 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Found in Crate
- 100% critical hit vs burning players
- -50% damage vs non-burning players
- No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- -25% damage vs players
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Crafted
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
- 100% damage vs buildings
- Damage removes Sappers
- Crafted by PichiPichi
- -25% damage vs players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Traded
- +75 health restored on kill
- +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
- +25% damage bonus
- +50% health from packs on wearer
- -75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Gifted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
- Gift from: LLCoolDave
- On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
- -20% damage penalty
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
- All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
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Vintage Merryweather
Level 40 Hat - Crafted
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 79 Hat - Timed Drop
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
- Style: Blazing
- Untradable
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack - Steam Purchase
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Traded
- +20% damage bonus
- +25% projectile speed
- -50% clip size
- Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
- +25% damage to self
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Traded
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
- +25 max health on wearer
- +100% increase in turning control while charging
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
- Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
- Cannonballs push players back on impact
- Cannonballs do not explode on impact
- -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
charging toward your enemies.
- +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
- +25% faster firing speed
- +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
- +6 max pipebombs out
- Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
- Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
- 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Traded
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
- +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
- No self inflicted blast damage taken
- -100% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
- Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Traded
- +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
- +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
- Can deal charge impact damage at any range
- +70% increase in charge impact damage
- Style: Spike And Arrow
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
- No random critical hits
- -25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Found in Crate
- 0.5 sec increase in charge duration
- No random critical hits
- -15 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
A sober person would throw it...
- No random critical hits
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
- On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
- Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
- +100% increase in charge recharge rate
- All ammo collected becomes health
- No random critical hits
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 39 Hat - Timed Drop
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Don't poke your eye out.
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
- Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
The Liquor Locker
Level 62 Treasure - Timed Drop
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
- Style: Front
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Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus
- 50% slower spin up time
- -60% slower move speed while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
- 10% faster spin up time
- Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
- 20% slower firing speed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 36 Minigun - MvM Squad surplus reward
- Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
- 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Gifted
- On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
- Gift from: MonkeyCheez3K
- -25% damage penalty
- 30% slower spin up time
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
- Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
- Crafted by Kuh-Förmiges Q
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
- +33% clip size
- -15% damage penalty
- Kills: 0
The Apoco-Fists #3432
Level 10 Fists - Crafted
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
- Crafted by MonkeyCheez3K
- Craft number: 3432
- Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
- On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
- 20% slower firing speed
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Traded
- When weapon is active:
- +30% faster move speed on wearer
- You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
- -25% damage penalty
- Kills: 7
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Traded
- -40% damage from ranged sources while active
- 20% longer weapon switch
- +100% damage from melee sources while active
The Holiday Punch #7443
Level 10 Fists - Crafted
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
- Crafted by Super Schnitzel
- Craft number: 7443
- Critical hit forces victim to laugh
- Always critical hit from behind
- On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
- Critical hits do no damage
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 69 Hat - Traded
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Samson Skewer
Level 15 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
- Untradable
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 57 Hat - Traded
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill - -50% clip size
- No random critical hits
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Traded
- On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
- No reload necessary
- Per Shot: -30 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
- Does not require ammo
- Projectile cannot be deflected
- On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
- On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
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The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
- Untradable
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Traded
- On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players - No reload necessary
- No random critical hits
- Per Shot: -35 ammo
- Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
- +25 max health on wearer
- No random critical hits
- Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Gifted
- On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- Gift from: MonkeyCheez3K
- No random critical hits
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
- On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
- Cannot carry buildings
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 36 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses.
The Data Mining Light
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #179
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
- Craft number: 179
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 100 Stocking - Timed Drop
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Googly Gazer
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
the other one on everything else.
- Crafted by Kuh-Förmiges Q
- Style: Machine in the Man
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
- On Hit: +3 health
- -2 health drained per second on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
- 40% faster reload time
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
- No headshots
- -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Traded
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
- -10% damage penalty
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Traded
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
- ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
- +40% heal rate
- +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - Timed Drop
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
- +50% ÜberCharge rate
- Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. - -66% Overheal build rate.
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Heads will roll.
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
- On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained - -10 max health on wearer
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat - Traded
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
The Bloodhound
Level 13 Hat - Achievement
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
- Untradable
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope - Timed Drop
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
The Quadwrangler #1412
Level 29 Science Project - Crafted
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
- Crafted by Kuh-Förmiges Q
- Craft number: 1412
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
The AWPer Hand #10003
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Crafted
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
- Crafted by Kuh-Förmiges Q
- Craft number: 10003
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Traded
- +25% charge rate
- On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
- No random critical hits
- No headshots
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle - Traded
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
- Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
- On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
- On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
- Cannot fire unless zoomed
- Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Gifted
Heads will roll.
- Gain Focus on kills and assists
- Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping - Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
- -20% damage on body shot
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
- Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
- +1 health regenerated per second on wearer
- No flinching when aiming
- Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
- -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Gifted
- On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
- -20% clip size
- 35% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
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Trophy Belt
Level 94 Hat - Timed Drop
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Professional's Panama
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
- Untradable
Liquidator's Lid
Level 83 Hat - Found in Crate
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 3 Hat - Timed Drop
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- +20% damage bonus while undisguised
- 20% slower firing speed
- No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
- Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached - -15% damage penalty
- No random critical hits
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
- Kills: 0
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Found in Crate
- Crits on headshot
- -15% damage penalty
- 20% slower firing speed
The Sharp Dresser #65703
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
- Crafted by PichiPichi
- Craft number: 65703
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Traded
- Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- Wearer cannot disguise
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Strange Kunai - Traded
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
- On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
- -65 max health on wearer
- Kills: 0
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
- Backstab turns victim to ice
- Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
- +100% cloak regen rate
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
- Cloak Type: Feign Death
- +80% cloak regen rate
- +60% cloak drain rate
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 46 Sapper - MvM Squad surplus reward
- Reverses enemy building construction
- -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 100 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
- Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
Fancy Fedora
Level 79 Hat - Purchased
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
- Uncraftable
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
The Dapper Disguise
Level 74 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
- Untradable
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
- Style: Epaulettes